Faust

Weaver all the way. I carry a bracelet that says "WWWD". What would weaver do? Most of the time it ends in me yelling, "Come on you stupid piece of shit truck!" My second? Hudson. Why? "Mr. Mason, if you insist on keeping you terminal password "password" I will have to change it for you without you knowing what the new on might be. This is the CIA, not some lower echlon.

Here's the thing, you arn't a sniper in BFBC2, your official class is scout. You are suppose to SCOUT out ahead and provide overwatch for your team to enter in quickly and safely. This is what I hate, when people don't play tactically! See, these are noob things in BFBC2: Assault: CoD noob rushing without thinking out a plan Medic: Not playing a support roll. Your job is to stay behind the assault and dig in, not to lead the charge. Don't even fire until you have a base of fire to rain death on the enemy Engineer: Not repairing crap. And finally Scout: For the love of grace people, all you do is sit up on a hill and kill everything you can see. You arn't even suppose to be seen! You are the mastermind of the group. You have to be the one to direct your squad, send them real-time intel on the area, and deal with any threats that your squad can't clear by themselves. Not to have the defence drop a mile away, then have them respawn with nothing gained as you squad begins dieing right in front of you. I have similar feelings with the uav. People look at it as a way of killing people without having to get there hands dirty. Yeah, f**king great tactic there, loading it with C4 and suicide bombing. Idiots. That's why if anyone else besides me starts using the UAV, I blow up the moniter. They can only hurt our team with the amount of time they spend screwing around. I use the UAV in one of two ways: Tank killer- When the bullets are already flying and the enemy is at our front door, we can turn the game around with nothing but taking out there armor, forcing them to pull back for a few good, solid minutes so we can reload and regroup. With Mrk2 explosives and if you it the tank in just the right spot with an airstrike (where it is I'll keep as my secret) it will be a one hit KO. Even if there is a situation with more than one tank like artica harbor or harvest day, nothing will scare a tank bettalion like having their lead roller explode randomly, causing them to hault to locate your UAV. At that moment, drop below the treeline away from the battle until strike command comes back on. SR-71- This is my best us of a UAV. Treat it like the SR-71 from Black Ops. I have turned around entire games just by acting as an eye in the sky for my buddy on the ground. Do mot engadge and enemy targets unless requested by your ground team. This will ensure no one on the ground goes looking for you. Tell them where to flank, what spot has cover, and most improtantly, when to break cover. When an MG or tank makes an area impassible, call in an airstrike, then continue with the stealth operation. Just the epic moment of saying, "4 enemies have stopped inside the barn, get two men at the window" and seeing the enemies drop from you thermal makes things well worth it.

Welcome! I be what checall' a dweller. In short, consider me big brother in case you need any help. Sadly though, no. You HAD to buy the hardened edition. :(

"DG"= Die Glocke= The teleporters DG-2= Richtofen's attempt to weaponize the energy held withen element 115 via creating an electrical discharge. Test results went great, promissing richtofen a high place in group 935. However, at a group 935 expo in Berlin, later to be kino (sort of like a nazi e3) the undead went on a killing spreed and the data servant went aray, including subject 2-6. This resulted in the later cut of funding into the Giant Project. To divert all money into the creation of the teleporters, that funding was ripped from production of the DG-2, demoting richtofen to little more than the baby-sitter for the data servants. DG-3jz- Richtofen's original master devise to be mass produced and edited of better efficiancy at a lower cost to produce. DG-3 "Thundergun"= After the cut of funding in the DG-2, Richtofen became enraged to hear of its decomissioning. What he didn't know was that Maxis was actually affraid of him. In an attempt to keep him subdued, maxis devised plans to create a new Wunderwaffe from which he may present to Richtofen. The plans of its creating died with maxis before later being rediscovered by the ascension group.

Yeah, I moved that to the asylum... Man, all this talk of math makes me want to sing! GONE! CAST AWAY IN TIME!!! EVIL YOURS!!!! AND EVIL MINE!!!!!!!!

I think I found something you might find interesting. So when you teleport in zombies, it's like an hourglass effect, with each individual grain of sand passing through being your atom, each going through until it reconsitiutes itself as a cylinder at the bottom of the hourglass. In that, the space grows more and more compact before passing through the absolute zero point at the center of the glass. This is what we call the aether. The reason Sam and Maxis got trapped in aether was because richtofen screwed with the controls as they went in, breaking the frequancy and garbling them all together like on The Fly (I was the first one here to connect that, right? meh, whatever. lol.) Now as for the aether, who here took alegbra? (See lots of hands) Who remembers what a parabola was? (Sees two or three.) Well, when graphing an equation, if an object is squared, you form a parabola when graphing. On both side of you y-axis you will see that the two numbers are exactly the same on the y even though the two x are opposite. Eventually the two converge and you chart will hit absolute zero, then begin to reconsitute itself on the other side of the y-axis. Let's say that your graph is you atom as they pass through a teleporter. You want to make a copy of yourself, in other words, you squared... See where I'm going with this. Now, your atoms as they pass though will gradually loose mass before hitting that absolute zero. Now, there is no absolute zero mass in our reality. Instead, you will poke a tiny hole in space time as it warps around you to form a zero point where you no long exist. Think equationary explosive decompression. Black holes. You will be sent to an absolute negative space where the rules of physics don't apply. This is aether. Nothing exists but yourself and the other beings trapped there. Because when you were sent in energised, the universe will still want that energy you left with and will attempt to pull you back through into our world instantly. You would not even be in aether a second, as you are pulled though so fast and time would have no meaning at that zero point without space-time anyway! Additionally, as space and time are both woven into eachother, you could be thrown out of time aswell. The only way you could escape is if some time in the future someone would poke an exit hole in time. Now here comes the trippy bit. Parabolas can be altered. If you already have a set y-axis, like say if at the time of testing the teleporters they tried aiming them with a frequancy, your axis you be moved. Your zero would not hit zero, but eather a Y-axis or an X-axis, but that remaining energy would fry you once you left space-time. That is why the first subjects in the teleporter got turned into goo. That is also what the teleporters could not be directed with the Gerche and the red teleporters. It looked like the Die Glockes could be aimed, but in fact it was because the mainframe was the only exit point connected to them, and space-time just immediatly pulled them through the nearest point. Also, if the amount of atoms is multiplied, like if you were to add people, the more energy you would have coming out. Meanwhile, if you have only fractions to work with, like say with fractions of atoms created from nuclear half-lives, there would not be much energy coming out. As the zombies ARE created via radiation to 115, that could explain why zombies could not teleport in the Gerche and MDT, but as all the zombies in Five were fresh, they could with the red teleporters. Meanwhile, an entity that could alter it's energy (hellhounds) could free itself from aether and pull themselves through holes in space time. Say the plasma in lightning strikes or static energy you get in clouds. Seeing as fog is a type of cloud, that would explain why the fog comes in before a hellhound round. But the thought of an absolute zero bothered me... A living purgatory and if you were to say that the afterlife was a connected... That could mean that aether could also be a portal to hell.

Well, provided that the thief could munipulated the teleporters the way he did in Five, I could see him being able to enter negative space and then manifesting himself at the other end of the red teleporters. PS Don't get me started on the trippy-alpha-snakey thing that I just thought of.

Alright, here's the thing about aether. It's not some different relm, it's that zero that our relm can account for. Essentially, if you have ever looked at two soda bottles taped together to make that wirlpool thingy, it's just like a teleporter. The liquid would be you being transported to a different location, and in the center you atom all sort of crunch together it to negative space, and for a split second, you disappear completely before your atoms begin to come back through and regain mass. The reason Dr. Maxis and Sam are stuck in aether is because Richtofen broke the teleporter as they went in. Now, they are compacted into such a tiny spot that everyone that is now trapped into aether become a single entity. Did you ever watch the movie The Fly? It's sort of like that went to two got sent to aether. They got all jarbled up. Thing is, aether is from a negative space, so our space physics don't apply. They can do whatever the hell they want in negative space, including sending something to our world if they can find an opening in aether, but because two got garbled up, they could not sustain themselves in our physics, so they are trapped. They can only manifest themselve through certain conduits. (coughflytrapcough) End rant.

I reread it. Now I get it, you are saying that the plant that makes us think that the next map will be a jungle is really just potted and indoors. Good post.

You speak good ingarish.

If you have enough CP to mod the crap out of an Uzi it is great, namly with a silencer and a custom red dot. The mp5k just narrowly looses to the uzi for me, but only if it has rapid fire. No, seriously. I could be on the worst loosing streak of my life with an M16 then either pull out my Uzi or pick up an mp5k and make it to at least a blackbird.

Not true! But I would love to have you for dinner... I mean...... Invite you...... muhahahahaha........

You mean a pun! Now I get it! :lol:

Maybe I'm not the one to say this, but isn't that taking things a bit too far?

What can I say? Some people just don't get it. ;)

Welcome! I will be happy to help you while you are here with anything you need!

Well, were you around for the Gknova6 dead drop? If so, you may remember a man by the name of giovani who acted as the informant in Gknova6. Supposidly, giovani worked with a man we know only as U-Boat. When carbon was staying at a local hotel, a man in a suit and sunglasses handed him off the briefcase with the GK logo. In it were several documents and records. One recording was of a certain man by the name of john with a group of men interigating him about why he was leaking this information about MKultra. When he refused to co-operate, the men shot him and left him for dead. The documents later detailed "John" to be giovani. Putting two and two together, I'd say that john was our john from the asylum who wanted to get the truth about data servant out there, or at least "giovani" was somehow related to John, like his son or something. The next issue was of the comms building in SSN. Try to bare with me a second. The commands from data servant must have been transmitted seeing as in the CoD universe MKultra and project GKnova6 (for lack of a better name for the Russian's version of MKultra) was all spawned from Data Servant. Meaning, it all would have been based on the same tech. The issue is, the Nazi's did not have the technology of the 1960's, so we obviously wouldn't see the same tech we saw on the Resulka. They would have used simple radio technology like that which is used in the comms building in Shi No Numa. In the Black Ops campeign when you get close to a transmitter like the one in the rat tunnels in Victor Charlie, you begin to hear the numbers broadcast. Go ahead and try it! Now what that tells me is that the same thing would happen to Dempsey and the others when they become close to a source of their broadcast. Now go to the radio hut in SSN. You begin to here a broadcast, although wrapped in static, play. It almost sounds like it's saying "Is anyone out there?... Help me!" We used to pass this off as aliens or some other idiocracy. Now they seem to make sence. Peter or Richtofen knew that if a Data Servant heard them, they would subconsciously go out looking for them, so they sqawked for help. In addition, if you look on top of the comms building you will see a transmitter. It looks like a long pole with a blinking red sphere above it. You see similar transmitters on the radio tower in Kino and even above the spawn area in NDT. I believe that these are transmitters for various data servants left alive in the world, once used by the German Army, now hidden in plain sight by the illuminati. In addition, remember the other voices you here in the swamp? ("So close to the shield", "Must find Dr. Maxis", children laughing and singing, "I know when you're sleeping".) Have you ever heard of the consept of white noise? Maybe voices from the "other side" in the swamp were trying to communicate through the frequancy that Data Servant plays on. Creep stuff, huh? :? Now normally I'd post pics and spell check, but all I have on me right now is a crappy netbook, and my PS3 is on a slow boat to Washington.

Rant time! >Put on rant hat, takes off boots Now, the OG gang was captured in verruckt, where they began the multitude of tests on them to turn them into data servants. There were also the four marines that dempsey went in with, including Smokey and John according to the terminal. John would later prove to be the soul survivor of the outbreak and live a normal life before being killed by the CIA during the dead drop. Once the russians began their march to Berlin, Richtofen knew that he need to get him experiments out of the city before the russians got to them, so he unleashed the zombies upon the asylum, causing a diversion so that he could free his experiments and alowed them to escape. The four would go seperate ways before the signel from the comms hut in Shi No Numa would drag them back together to save Richtofen after using his plan to draw Peter in and trap him, resulting in Richtofen himself being trapped in the doctor's hut. NDT seems more complicated. It seems as if the mood is much darker then the others, added to by the song undone going off after shooting the barrels. Seeing as the opening page shows someone teleporting in, I'd say that the reason the OG maps have not been released yet is because the second NDT is supposted to be the gang's final stand in an attempt to go so back into the future that they could stop the outbreak before it even began. If you wish to know more, I am currently compiling a list of all known Group 935 members. A proverbial hit-list with information on what each man has done.

Fantastic find!... Hum, Atlantis maybe?

Lazerous was the dude Jesus brought back from the dead n' stuff. He's been used as a metaphor for the living dead for quiet some time. I would post sauce, but as Nicolai would say: "This page has information on it... Someone stupid go post the link!"

I actually love you for doing this... No homo.... No, really, this will make forum discussion much more easy and friendly for everyone. That way there can be less flamming and more progress!

Ohhhhhhh... I like... Yes, I like this very much. No more repeat theories, just stuff I KNOW is epic! Thank you so vary much carbon. BTW, can you move my topic on the nova six zombies here? :mrgreen:

Oh, it's alright man. I just panicked a bit when I saw the entire wall covered with your name. No worries. ;)

^Wait a damn minute, you're a dude! WTF? :lol:

^STOP CARPETBOMBING THE SITE! It makes it a little hard to opperate on the threads that are active if in the middle of the night you bury all the work we've done. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'd rather have one long good post that 45 short sucky ones.