NukaColaClear

Well Richtofen pwns all because he wiped the memory of the other 3. And Takeo gets pwned. Because no one likes him.

I think this part means "Nothing": What do men love more than life? Nothing. What do men fear more than death? Nothing. What do dead men have and rich require? Nothing. What do contented men desire? Nothing. If i'm right, assuming that the creepy voice is Samantha's, she is dead. And before you say "Everyone knew she was dead", look this page (CoD Wiki): http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Hellhound Copied from the page: "In hellrounds, if you listen closely you can hear whispering voices in the background. Confirmed in Black Ops. It sounds like the voice might whisper "The girl is alive" which may mean Samantha is possibly still alive." And is a zombie queen/princess thing.

Me and my friend noticed that too. Hmmm... HELLHOUNDS ON THE MOON WTF BBQ LOL

really? so this easter egg isnt complicated? LOL. Nooooo... This easter egg isn't complicated at all...*extreme sarcasm*

Maybe they don't come back at all... You know, EPIC SACRIFICE: Getting rid of a character to fight off zombies. Making it harder. Maybe Takeo considering he has a date of death.

You want connections, I'll give you connections... Step 1: Secure The Mechanism Capture the generator using a Gersch device. Step 2: Rain Fire Activate the terminal, end the round, and monkeys RAIN down from the sky, and then you press 4 separate buttons. Step 3: Unleash The Zombie Horde Stand on the pressure plate and let the clock tick down, a nuke goes off and ends the round, unleashing the next round or 'horde' of zombies. Step 4: Ascend from Darkness Use the landers to collect letters and spell LUNA, HITSAM, and HYENA. The lander lets you 'Ascend'. Step 5: Freedom Use the specified weapons and shoot them into the Gersch portal, freeing Gersch from his cage. The rest is just guesswork... Step 6: Wield a Fist of Iron Get the Death Machines and blow up the rocket with them. Step 7: Raise Hell(AKA 'Sacrifice') Activate the song, have an ally down themselves as they're jumping into a Gersch Portal,(This would of course take perfect timing. with the grenade) damaging Samantha somehow. Step 8: Skewer the Winged Beast With Samantha pissed off, shoot the Kassimir that's outside the map with all of the upgraded weapons used on the portal. Who knows what happens then...

This is from way out of left field, completely random, but could it be possible that you have to shoot the Dolls or Phones with the Death Machines. Never tried it so... Anyone want to?

but if the lighthouse map where to be in britian, the map would be called "light house " or something that is not in german True, but Ascension was in English even though it was in Russia. So who knows? We'll just have to wait and see.

I agree, they seem a little random. Speaking of Random... SAVE THE PIGS!!! STOP KILLING THE PIGS!!! Then again, pigs give bacon... mmmm.... Bacon....

Well, there comes in my theory of Der Leuchtturm... viewtopic.php?f=62&t=6847 It won't be Map Pack 2 but...

Well, I am taking astronomy. But I've seen my fair share of Full Moons and Lunar Eclipses(About 380 something for both, yes I kept track since I was 6, it was a fun hobby.), and I don't remember seeing a moon THAT big. I've seen em' slightly bigger than the sun's sky size, but not as big as it looks in AScension.

I know what you're probably thinking: "He just got those names of the Two Down video Eddy is a liar, he didn't think those up." You're right, they did come from the video. But think about it. Germans (like me) on this forum know what Der Leuchtturm translates to: The Lighthouse English lighthouse pic seen on Der Riese board. Coincidence? I'm not so sure. Ascension was first. We take a rocket or lander to the Moon. Fight up there. Take the rocket again. We crash land into the water outside Der Leuchtturm. The last one should sound VERY familiar to americans. Capitalism We've already had the pentagon so... Wall Street anybody?

I put a theory about that in one of my posts. viewtopic.php?f=60&t=6735

mmmm.... Grapes....

Did anyone notice that on Der Riese, the moon is pretty small. But on Ascension it's HUGE. Like almost as big as Earth huge...(LOL) Anyone think this is odd?

Alright, put on your thinking caps. Gather your brains, fish, women, vodka, and kidneys. Grab a couple of snacks and drinks. Cause this is going to be a hell of a long post. One so long it's going to take a few days to finish. Here we go... Part 1-1 Escaping Kino and Entering the Abandoned Soviet Cosmodrome The 4 characters we all know of(Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen) presumably escape Kino, to which I assume must be by teleporter. Which could've taken them to an area outside where there's the lander located where the teddy bear behind the gate can be found. They take the lander as the door is closed and they for whatever reason can't get past it. So the level starts with the 4 entering the Centrifuge room on the lander. Part 1-2 Color, Centrifuge, and Power As the 4 enter the Centrifuge room, the color disappears as Samantha becomes aware of their presence in the Cosmodrome, and shuts off the power as well. Zombies begin to appear outside the room in the hallways. The centrifuge is yet still somehow active even without power. I believe that Gersch is "possessing" the centrifuge and trying to help the group by whacking zombies. And also, I believe the possibility that Gersch was actually trapped inside the centrifuge. But I'll get to that later. Now once the power is turned on the color returns, and the landers, traps, and perk machines become active. The rocket is also lifted into launch position on the launch tower the pre-recorded announcement voice of Gersch announces "Lunar Navigation systems online". Later 1 of the 4 out of the group would eventually acquire a Gersch device. Which leads to the next part of this post... Part 2-1 Step 1: Secure The Mechanism Once one of the group successfully obtains the Gersch Device, there is a medium sized generator box that is just outside where the Lander next to PhD is, that has 4 lights on it. But one is flashing. I've come to the conclusion that this is the generator or power coupling for the Kassimir Mechanism. A device used to tear a hole in the fabric of Space/Time, or in other words: A black hole. It sounds a lot like the Gersch device, except this is on a much larger scale, as in, much, much more powerful. Once a Gersch device is thrown at it, the generator is sucked into the portal and is teleported to inside Gersch's interdimensional Aether cage. Where he attaches it to the Kassimir Mechanism. Now it needs power which is where the next part comes in. Part 2-2 Step 2: Rain Fire After the generator is taken through the portal, Gersch comes over the intercom telling you he needs power, and that "she" is getting closer. "She" is of course Samantha Maxis. So now one of the 4 would run over to where they entered the Cosmodrome, and pull the switch on a terminal that has the illuminati symbol on it. I think that this terminal is the one that Gersch was typing on before Yuri came in to see the activation of the Gersch device, and was sucked into the Aether cage. But that's another story. Once the switch is pulled, the Announcer says that Node 1 is active, and Gersch tells the group he needs "just 3 more", but then in a frenzied voice he yells "NO! STOP IT!" I think this is because Samantha is torturing Gersch for trying to get help from the group. Now the group would split up and each would go to a separate perk machine, and the monkeys would rain down from the sky, and each of the 4 would press the button by their perk machine. Now the Announcer will say that Node 2 is active. Gersch will speak again saying he needs more concentrated power for this to work. Part 2-3 Step 3: Unleash The Zombie Horde The group will meet up and go to the Pack-a-Punch area(presumably with a crawler), and stand on the pressure plate near the clock. Once it makes a full rotation, a nuke will be set off, killing the crawler and effectively ending the round which would unleash the horde of zombies. Gersch then says "Yes, Yes, almost there. Hurry, she's coming." And then a fainter sounding Gersch-voice that cries out, possibly saying "Oh no!" This of course follows in line with the normal set of steps like 'Unleash The Horde', which is why I believe there to be 8 steps. Not 6 or 7 like most people have thought. Part 2-4(Coming Soon) Step 4: Ascend From Darkness

I've Been to round 27 using a Tench gun, ray gun, and MG42.

NukaColaClear is here, he has a Shotgun, and a Zombie has no head! Hello everyone !!!