ChrisMathers

You did well. VERY well. I'd give you brains but I just gave them to someone else. Also under the list of agents there was someone named Ruiz. Sergeant Ruiz was a character in Black Ops DS.

They pulled Major Ingram. Like Shoreyo said, it IS the same game.

Oh my God, it's fake, dude! Just look at IGN and Gamespy and Kotaku and every damn where. Activision came out themselves to say it was fake.

Huh. I'm pretty sure it's Sam's teddy bear because that thing is creepy as hell, but just because the bear is a Russian symbol doesn't mean, for example you couldn't have had an American who calls himself "The Eagle."

Huh. I never thought of that. Oh! Hey! One thing I DID notice though: there's this guy on these boards who recorded all the quotes from Der Reise, Kino Der Toten and Five. He posted them on youtube. Here's the link to his channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/cjdog23#g/u One of Richtofen's quotes, don't remember if it was from Der Reise or Kino, references fooling the zombies "like we tricked Peter."

Well I'd already dropped it, but consider everything you just posted. No individual point you listed is 100% preposterous on it's own. However just picture the concept of four guys from two different sides of a war that was just fought teaming up to fight zombies as they go on a time-traveling killing spree using superweapons as they get harassed by the disembodied evil spirit of a dead innocent girl that one of them killed as a side effect of killing his boss because the secret society he works for told him to. And that's not even to mention what happened at the Pentagon. Look, dude. You're fighting Nazi Zombies. Nazi freakin' Zombies. It's fun, okay? It's awesome. It's badass. But it's not SUPPOSED to make any sense. And all that the fact that the science, religion, philosophy and magic behind it makes sense does is reinforce just how awesome Treyarch is, and just how seriously they take not being all that serious. ;)

Could be faked, and if it were from the HL guys, sending out "viral" material is nothing strange to them (i know, they sent me a "package" with weird stuff and crap). Well, time to sit and wait and see whatever these guys/group have planned for when the countdown hits 0. Was it a package of documents about IG Farben? Because I was positive that was real, and even if it wasn't "real," that it was part of Project Leak.

What are you talking about? Infinity Ward IS still doing Call of Duty. Just because Activision shot themselves in the foot and brought that huge walkout on themselves doesn't mean they didn't salvage what they could. Infinity Ward is still around under new management, and because of the big gaping hole those dicks at Activision tore into its development staff, they've temporarily pulled Sledgehammer Games off of their own Call of Duty project to assist the development of Modern Warfare 3, as well as another studio, the name of which I can't seem to remember. So now we got Infinity Ward, Treyarch, Sledgehammer, Raven, N-Space and I think a new studio (unless it WAS Raven - I dunno, could be wrong) all working on Call of Duty games. There's never been a better time to be a Call of Duty fan because there is going to be absolutely no shortage of awesome sauce to keep us all entertained, and this many studios could possibly mean longer dev cycles, which IN THEORY means better games.

I don't know what the real name for the China Lake grenade launcher is, but a few months ago I played Shellshock 'Nam '67 for the first time. Between every mission you get to chill at the firebase and talk to people. One of these people is a guy named Sergeant Platt who runs the shooting range. Throughout the game there's a couple rather unique weapons you can pick up, including a pistol that shoots miniature rockets, and, get this, an M60 that Sergeant Platt rigged with an ammo backpack "for the spooks at China Lake." oh that's all legit. there was a rocket pistol called the Gyrojet. and at the china lake facility, they rigged m60s with backpack mags and called them DEATH MACHINES. that's where treyarch got the death machine's name from. Aw dude, that's right! I remembered the concepts but I forgot their names. It WAS a Death Machine. But then why didn't Treyarch just use the Death Machine instead of making up some man-portable minigun and calling it that?

Goddamn it Henry, you mother****** you've gone TOO FAR this time I will KICK your ****ING ASS! Well, not really. But I hope you get run over by a drunk driver and then in a clumsy drunken attempt to help you he backs over you. Go cut your wang off. Nobody likes you.

What DOES mean that Richtofen talked to Sam is when you get a bear from the ? box when playing as him. "Samantha, I talked to you about this..."

I don't know what the real name for the China Lake grenade launcher is, but a few months ago I played Shellshock 'Nam '67 for the first time. Between every mission you get to chill at the firebase and talk to people. One of these people is a guy named Sergeant Platt who runs the shooting range. Throughout the game there's a couple rather unique weapons you can pick up, including a pistol that shoots miniature rockets, and, get this, an M60 that Sergeant Platt rigged with an ammo backpack "for the spooks at China Lake."

This is awesome news. Anyone who says otherwise doesn't deserve to be allowed to post here and should stop pretending to be Call of Duty fans. I mean, I didn't like MW2's multiplayer. But did that stop me from buying, reading and enjoying the Ghost comic? It did not. Is findmakarov a cheap imitation of gknova6? Most definitely but Modern Warfare was here before Black Ops so who cares? Anybody who's hating on this game already reminds me of the same retards who years ago said things like "World at War? Ugh. Not another WW2 game. I don't want to play it because it's from Treyarch" in a real douchey voice. Yes, Battlefield 3 looks sweet. Yes I play to buy it. Will it be better than this game? Perhaps. Perhaps not. Who knows? Bad Company was the first Battlefield game that didn't suck. In fact it was quote good. I haven't played BC2 yet though, so it might be a while before I get Battlefield 3.

Well Dempsey seems to have head problems the worst. Or the least. Who knows? But SOMETHING happened to him at Wittenau where his squad got killed. Now for some reason he knows he was ported OUT of 1945 as evidenced in Kino where he says "Blasted him back to 1946!" or something to that effect. And that he also suddenly knows how an M-16 works. At one point he's explaining how the DG-2 works, catches himself, and says "Wait, how do I know all this?" Then even though they've all seemed to go BACK in time (because Kino takes place some time during or after 1975 and Ascension takes place around the same time as Five which took place in 1962), Dempsey's kicking himself for forgetting to update his Facebook page. He also comments that he thinks he saw Richtofen before Shi No Numa, but can't seem to remember. Also, you'd think losing his memories would make Nikolai forget all the ex-wives he murdered, or the fact that he has a brother who is broke or a sister who used to make Matrosh...Mashtro...duh...nesting dolls. Takeo seems to be the only one who doesn't say much about his past. But yeah, I think the mind wipe effects are wearing off on Dempsey. Can't wait to find out how this all manifests itself.

Go by any specific date you see. Don't go by the guns. Black Ops abounds with both prototypes and guns from the future. Like I said, that message saying not to trust Richtofen is a more better indicator of the timeframe.

Because this section is the "Introductions" section? With the sub heading "Introduce yourself to other CoDz members."? Anyway, welcome to CoDz mate! Hope you have a great time here! If you've got any questions, don't hesitate to ask. Aw okay, my bad. I just saw this thread on the front page, clicked on it, didn't even bother to notice what section it was in and just assumed I was in a more CoD-relevant section.

I'm hung up between the M-14 and the AK-47.

Don't forget. Number 1, guns are coming from the future. The NDU comic explained this. And 2, don't forget there's a message somewhere or other on Kino dated 1975.

You may think that way about black ops o.k. i well not take that away from but i well say that b.o. sold more copies than anything ( more than mw2!) it has zombies how many call of dutys took that risk! they are the first cod to have a story line that is play able more than just for vet. first cod to have the player talk in single player and see his face, all of the other cods you were a a guy that didn't talk and had no-name and you did everything but you were not even the main person! i think you don't like b.o. because of i.w. and because they are out of the game for good. i think me and the other 8 MILLION+ poeple that bought black ops like it, no one made you buy black ops and Okay I'm glad you brought this up. It raises a question I ain't even considered. WHY would Infinity Ward, even passively, want people to not like Black Ops, or for that matter ANY iteration of the series created by Treyarch? They INVENTED Call of Duty, and Treyarch not only respects and expands upon that, but their games also generate brand loyalty and attract new gamers. Personally, if I found that IW was actively trying to sabotage Treyarch the way Activision's lawyers are saying (which only really sounds about as true as Henry Langham) then yeah, I'd say West and Zampella needed to get shit canned. Not that Bobby Kotick wouldn't STILL be a fat douchenozzle, just that so would West and Zampella. But just so you know, Infinity Ward is still very much in the game. They've enlisted Sledgehammer, Call of Duty's newest developer, to pick up the slack and fill the void left by the "exodus," which unfortunately puts their standalone game on hold, but gives us more in the meantime. If experience has taught me anything, the next Call of Duty will not be a better or worse game, just different. All that said, I'm not above complaining myself. But I only have one problem out of a thousand potential ones. If anybody from Treyarch is reading this...PATCH THE F**KING TERMINAL FONT ALREADY! My TV is so big the top of my dresser drawers has warped under it's weight...AND I STILL CAN'T READ THE GODDAMN TEXT WITHOUT SQUINTING LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD GETTING TEARGASSED AFTER A WEEK-LONG INABILITY TO TAKE A SHIT! There. I'm done complaining. And even though the font still sucks, I still love everything Treyarch's done for us. I'm sorry if that makes ME the f**ked up one.

Hey dumbass, lookit this picture. No brains for you. In fact, this is the same airfield building where Richtofen DIED. So, uh, yeah. Think before you speak and get taken seriously. Simple as that.

Oh my god, that Duty Calls video was balls-out hilarious. Wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah. Spoiled. I ain't played Dead Space or Bad Company 2, but here's my take on Bad Company 1. It's easy enough to get past the lack of any backstory (although Haggard does say "I think I'm in Europe"). The fact that there even IS a single player story was the only reason I got the game. So it's fun and doesn't take itself too seriously. But there are SERIOUS drawbacks...for one, the environment is TOO F***ING BIG. This is not a Fallout or Elder Scrolls game where everything SHOULD be big. No. This is a game where, if your vehicle blows up, and you have to go on foot, even the fact that you can run indefinitely unlike in Call of Duty does not salvage the experience. And the environmental destruction? I like the concept, but Red Faction: Guerrilla DESTROYS Bad Company's destruction. Now if Bad Company came out first, then they have an excuse, but when I see a building that's still standing, in a game with environmental destruction, I take it to mean "I just haven't shot it enough." Still, Bad Company is a great game, but it just doesn't compare to Call of Duty, so if you want to bring up a game that's somehow better, keep looking. If you have an issue with graphics, that's fine, I don't care, I don't even need graphics. I play games to have fun and, more important, be entertained. So when I see people bitching about Treyarch, I look at them the same way I look at Star Wars "fans" who hated the prequels. At least the prequels didn't have f**kin' EWOKS!

It's hilarious when somebody says they're not going to buy Activision's next game. You're only hurting the developer when Activision doesn't get it's undeservedly large cut of the profit. And YES YOU ARE buying the next game. Maybe you don't stand in line on launch day. Maybe you wait for the price to drop or buy it used at Gamestop. But yer gonna buy it anyway and you're just being a drama queen who storms out yelling "Im leaving, goodbye!" then comes back an hour later because it's cold and rainy. But yeah. The slightest thing pisses off every gamer. It's like "oh, I just blundered onto a landmine. GODDAMN TREYARCH!" "Some 12 year old got a headshot on me and now he's calling everybody faggots in a whiny high-pitched voice. GODDAMN TREYARCH!" "Hey, these graphics are 2 years old and showing their age. GODDAMN TREYARCH!" Unless you're stuck, can't get past a level, and there's no way you can cheat around it, you don't have a real problem. To all the angry fans who got even more pissed off by Josh Olin's statement, I say this: Do you have any idea how spoiled you dumbass dickbags sound? Treyarch has been real good to us. Infinity Ward might listen to the fans, but Treyarch listens and then goes that extra mile and implements.

Even funnier if you have "repeat" on before you open it.

I was referring more to the ridiculous idea of Nazi Zombies as a whole, but you're right: The fact that there's hellhounds, WW2 stereotypes as the heroes, space monkeys, wonder waffles, monkey bombs, hauntings, a gun-stealing scientist, a pwnage machine that puts an engraved finish on the guns it upgrades, chemically engineered beverages, and four heavily-armed high-ranking politicians kicking zombie ass in the Pentagon's basement speaks for itself. Point is: ANYTHING is possible, and don't let no one tell you otherwise.

Ah, don't worry about Anti Earth. He's all right. He has a tendency to get full of himself - sometimes he's full of bright ideas, sometimes he's just full of shit. And sometimes he gets belligerent when he's defending his ideas, but then again, so do I. I generally use The Facts like a sledgehammer and can sometimes seem like I'm insulting someone's intelligence. Hell, sometimes I AM. It's the nature of message boards, sometimes we all need to just calm down, hit the pipe and chill. The way I see it - anyone who dismisses the Cosmic Silverback on the grounds of "realism" or "likelihood" needs to take a step back and look at just what exactly they're playing to begin with.