ChrisMathers

The dildo from San Andreas.

Whether or not playthegameco is a liar like Henry the Salad Man, it doesn't matter. He should be blocked and banned from this site for a very good reason. For starters, all that bitch does is whine and complain and pick apart the story of Nazi Zombies...not to dissect it and figure it out like we do but to call it shitty and act like he can do a much better job. And second because the guy is an insufferable English douchebag. I know we have even more douchebags here in America but they're mostly orange people from New Jersey and all they do is get drunk, fight each other and collect STDs. Douchebags from England on the other hand are a different breed...they have a higher IQ than your average American douchebag but they waste it by insulting the intelligence and/or ability of talented people despite being completely incapable of one-upping them their own damn selves. And third because he blocks people who try to convince him to see things a different way, not even arguing but just engaging in a civil manner. So fuck him up his thin-skinned little twat.

And here I'll bet you thought your first post would get a or a "STFU NOOB!" But NO! You had such a great idea that I decided to give you a brain point! In fact, you posted, what I think, is the best idea on here yet. Newspapers from America, England, Germany and France about the Russian invasion. Also maybe a file folder or four of semi-redacted classified documents. Soap MacTavish and Captain Price action figures would be pretty cool too though, but they gotta be made real good like the Sergeant Baker figure that came with the special edition of Hell's Highway.

You guys want to see something cool? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4FjODPDFA&NR=1

Battlewhat? But seriously, even if Battlefield 3 is better than this game, I'm absolutely fucking sick of hearing about that game on here. It's bad enough I have to read comments from every troll in the gaming community about how Call of Duty sucks whenever I watch one of Battlefield's trailers. Especially when the Bad Company games and BF3 look like the only 3 Battlefield games that don't suck for lack of a campaign mode. You know, you never see Infinity Ward, Treyarch or any of Activision's third party developers diss Battlefield in any of their trailers, which up until now I've considered a sign of being all classy and shit, not being a douchey in-your-face winner. But EA seems to want the #1 title so bad, that they've created such a shitstorm in the gaming community that next time they put out a trailer I want to see a ModWar trailer come out that rips the Battlefield trailer a new one and pounds them into the ground. Sweetwater making fun of Call of Duty every once in a while was funny. The CEO of EA talking shit is not. So even if BF does better than CoD this year, they still have a hell of a ways to catch up.

Thats what scene there on, you can see it says 5/17/11 in the corner though xD Yeah, I saw that, but that was a 3, not a 5, and if there was an 11 it wasn't visible down in the corner. So that's a first - an EXACT date for a zombie level.

Same year as Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare takes place. You know...this one.

Richtofen. Because for years and years, Medal of Honor and Call of Duty have been treading lightly, didn't want to hurt anyone's butt over a game where you play as the bad guys. Everybody knows Nazis are evil in much the same way as everyone knows that the sky is blue, the grass is green, and the snow is white. But if a game was released where you played as one of them, you would think there'd be a media backlash. If they'd cast you as somebody caught up in the Third Reich's war machine, with no say whatsoever, only orders, and you'd go invade France, drop a few bombs over Britain, storm Poland, attack Russia and watch as they come down on you like a wall of bricks, fall back, fight in Africa, Normandy, Holland, the Bulge, get kicked all the way back to Germany where you continue to fight a losing battle until you either surrender or die, they could easily make you into a good guy on the wrong side. But no. They didn't go the easy way out. They made you an EVIL motherf**ker. "Beware the Doc." They made your character into Doctor Mengele with a tesla gun. You're like the Red Skull - a stereotypical villain. If he had a moustache, he'd twirl it as he tied women to train tracks. If he had a cat, he'd pet it as he sat in the boardroom of his secret underground lair. If he had an apple, he'd take a bite out of it while staring at you, contemplating a million ways to kill you. And that's WHY he became a favorite among fans. He and everyone else in zombies is a stereotype - Dempsey's a badass war hero with not a whole lot going on upstairs. Nikolai's a fat drunkard and a real lady killer. And Takeo has a katana and an overinflated sense of honor. But nobody complains because everyone knows it's all in good fun. Now, I would LIKE it if they did a WW2 game from the perspective of the Germans, the Japanese or the Italian fascists, simply out of completeness, but for now, Zombies more than suffices.

Danny Trejo posted on his facebook page that he was gonna be in Zombies alongside Sarah Michelle Gellar and the dude who played Freddy Krueger. He even had a pic of himself in a mocap suit.

i think that was just a joke Yeah but didn't Danny Trejo leak that himself on his facebook page with a picture of himself in a mocap suit and then it got taken down?

And...that's all I have to say. Oh yeah...I heard that, in the zombie map, instead of Tank, Takeo, Nikolai and Richtofen, you're gonna be playing as Danny Trejo, Sarah Michelle Geller, Michael Rooker, and...uh...someone else. Now THAT'S an epic trailer I'm looking forward to.

Okay, we all know it's set in Berlin but one thing people still don't get is the date. The tower and the hippy wagon are two good indicators, and I read somewhere that the angle from which you can see the tower indicates you're on the Russian side. People said this wouldn't make sense as the theater is full of Nazi flags and shit that a bunch of pissed off Soviets would never allow to go unburned. But #1, and this more than anything lines up with the OP's theory, is that if any of the guards or scientists escaped and ended up in Russian custody, they were either panicking and babbling about zombies, or were able to convincingly lie about a chemical or radiological leak, and therefore the Russians would have put up massive cordons and blockaded the area off, effectively sealing in the zombies. The cordon stays up for decades. And #2, there was a paper on the floor in Kino, somewhere, dated January 23, 1975. So the cordon was there for 30 years, with the zombies just sitting around moldering and stewing in their own rot, when suddenly four badass motherfuckers instantly materialize out of thin air - Tank, Takeo, Nikolai and Richtofen. Richtofen does a bit of putzing around in the place and records his findings. Then as everyone starts grabbing guns and going to turn on the decades-dormant power generator, a bunch of long dead Waffen SS troopers begin to lurch in their general direction... You see, this is a LOT better than my original theory. ...and then just after it seems like everyone's about to get killed by zombies they wake up in Baikonur a year before the Soyuz launches from Launch and Executive Order, already familiar with Cold War era weapons but NOW able to remember things like Facebook. Meanwhile, in the Pentagon... Man, I just can't wait for the next zombie map and finding out just what exactly Danny Trejo has to do with zombies.

Gorki-Korolev Medical, a front company based in Prague that helped the Soviets smuggle Nova 6 gas into the US. Information that was seemingly released as part of Project Leak also laid out a command structure in post-WW2 occupied Berlin including something called the "GK Group." They also cryptically mentioned "German Knowledge." This information was either false or true but useless.

Sat1.

I don't know. For me it's a tossup between people who complain about CoD on a CoD forum, and (ever since Black Ops came out), the lack of a combat training mode for the multiplayer, which forces one to play against just anybody. Yes, I just kicked your ass, little Timmy. Stop screeching like a buttfucked pig. Oh, and MacMillian might not no-scope, but Dimitri Petrenko did. Reznov didn't seem to mind. And as for the campaign length? IW said right off the bat it wouldn't be long, but it was no shorter than your average Call of Duty/Medal of Honor title. In fact, in terms of length, it WAS your average CoD title.

Yeah, just wait until we start running into maggotbags who can operate firearms.

No no, you're correct. I'd forgotten about that - the Russian zombies are getting off the X the same way the Nazi zombies in Verruckt would goose step toward the barricades.

I take cover, pop out long enough to pop a target or two, duck back, pop out, rinse, repeat. When the coast is clear I bolt from cover to cover, shooting at anything that pops out in the meantime. I might yell FUCK if a grenade blows up in my face and kills me. Especially if it keeps happening at this one spot I can't get past. But being as it's Call of Duty, it's not hard to get past through trial and error, and the checkpoints are very generous. Zombies on the other hand freaks me out and makes me panic when the swarms intensify. Not that I don't have fun, but it pisses me off that all you do in that game is turn on the power and die.

Yeah, uh, I don't know or remember you either. But goodbye all the same. But no one ever said you had to leave for good. Besides, you don't wanna miss out on the next zombie level, do you? Maybe we'll finally get some of that campaign DLC JD talked about this time too. So. Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Yo. YOU FORGOT THE BOTH OPTION! Battlefield usually sucks, but Battlefield 3 is different. Bad Company was the first great Battlefield game. And Bad Company 2, never played it, but it looks absolutely awesome. Might not be as good as CoD, but not having played it, I'm not qualified to say one way or the other. Now Battlefield 3 looks like it'll be better than both Bad Company games. But one thing I hope it retains is a sense of humor we got from Haggard and Sweetwater.

Hey for that matter, whatever happened to the "find old posts" button in the user control panel? I don't like the new direction this forum is going in. Pretty soon the whole website'll be just a 404 error at this rate.

Surface Access Module...that escape pod looking thing?

I'm disappointed. I've seen Treyarch do MUCH better with their trailers - case in point the recent Berlin Wall trailer.

Only unsound because unproven. A group capable of recording and posting their findings will have to attempt.

I think it could be a section of the Berlin Wall. After all, in one of the offices in USDD, there's a map of a section of the wall with a list of agents either deployed, extracted, captured or dead. I think the guy who found it had to either cheat or dig through the files somehow.