Anti Earth

PLease don't take my hard worked theory *not saying you've copied it, but I've already labored away at the same theory and have recieved heavy criticism for it! Watch out, people are adverse to evidance *

Yeah, it's not really lag, just poor servers. Only a seriously strange lag for Wager matches, wtF??

Dusty, if you weren't being so conceptual and actually SAID the evidance, I might be more amiable. But you see, you or anybody else HAVE NOT posted ANY evidance that contradicts my findings. You are all just expressing your doubt. The only futile claims you have are just manifestations of your doubt, such as the doubt at chronological order. You're also making WILD claims and calling them "common" How do you say that? Send me to a resource that identifies that? This is a ZOMBIE forum, and quite frankly, I haven't ever heard from anybody on this forum that zombies can't function without a brain. You can't make up things to suit your story, buddy. You want more evidance? Have you even read my original post? Super troll infestation

Says who? :facepalm:

Awesome find! :O That is craaazy [brains] for you!

I have heard that people get to the highest rounds by opening the door to 'The comm room' (I think). In the outside part of that section, there is a looped bridge / path thingy... that I guess you just keep walking around. I have never used it personally, it seems too daring! Plus if you're not that good, it would be even worse I imagine. I personally leave the stairwell closed (reach downstairs from the start by opening the wall/cage/door thingy...) and plant lots of bettys in the room the stairs would lead to (do not open door from that room). I spray from there, with friends as well If you play with friends, camp on the zipline and activate it when you're overun. After using it, run into the closest building and activate the electricity. When electricity turns off, use the zipline again Just walk for the dogs, they can't hit you if you walk with your backs to them *at full WALKING speed, not run* (You can't be hurt by what you don't believe in, hehehehe. No, this really works) There's another nice camping spot by the trench gun (with the door nearby closed, for emergencies)! :)

Thankyou! It seems some people aren't even reading the posts above them! Like this dude... First... HE HAS EVERYTHING DO TO WITH NUMBERS? He is COVERED in numbers?? As my original post actually emphasises? Come on guys, don't be silly! As I mentioned earlier, zombies is about zombies... That is, the dead re-animated... If the Thief hadn't already died, they'd eat him (Although yes, I'm sure you could create some absurd theory about him taming them that is based off nothing...) Come oooon guys, read before you post!!!!!!

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I thought this was pretty good and persuasive! Brains for you! [brains]

Yeah.... I did... in my inital post... But guys, the GAME IS ABOUT ZOMBIES What are zombies? The reanimated dead. SO, For Clarke to be IN a zombies map, he WOULD HAVE to have died? Eat the logic! I really think so too.

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It actually says "The Big Mark", if I remember correctly. There was a thread about the next map based off that specific poster.

LOLOL ARE YOU SERIOUS? omfg You do realise that there are equations ALL OVER the thief's lab coat, that AREN'T on Daniel Clarke's clothes? So obviously they CAN be bothered, because they put more effort into it... Ohhh, POWNED you!

Wow, Awesome discovery! And it's very unlikely that it's coincidance, since ZORK is on the terminal! Brains for you~! [brains]

I did, and you're off topic? Okay, moving on from the troll.... I think it's really exciting that they're putting this info all together! The subtle media usually only refers to it in fragments, or just through symbolism and parallel plots. But this is just complete referencing, it's awesome! :D

I'm bordering on two thoughts... 1 - It's just a novelty. It's not supposed to be a chronological part of the plot, it's just an inclusion of a campaign character. It's kind of cool that way, I think It's like if Hudson was in nazi Zombies as an evil boss. It would make no sense, but it would be pretty cool. or... 2 - It is a chronological part of the plot, and there's more info to discover as to how he turns... (Maybe once he had died, he was BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD? LIKE ALL THE FREAKING ZOMBIES? A Der )

My favourites HAVE to be the winter's howl and the thunder gun! They have the highest percentage of pownage :D

*the following is sarcatic* Yeah, I'm sure you are right. I am sure many games, movies, books and songs incorperate the same conspiracy theory, but are all simultaneously wrong... I am sure Treyarch and all the rest have all got it wrong, and wasted millions of dollars accordingly.... The illuminati couldn't POSSIBLE exist, with so many authoritive figures attempting to raise awareness about it... But that's not what we are here to argue!

Clarke IS a scientist. Reading about him in the intel. I'm sure AS A SCIENTIST he wore a lab coat Guys, I realise there are many questions as to HOW he can be the thief, but I mean, come on! There's WAY too much evidance to say he's not. Why would Treyarch put IDENTICAL equations on a persons face from campaign, and an unrelated boss in Pentagon, if they weren't the same person? I am saying that the Thief is supposed to be Clarke, I am not saying it makes sense. But it's a game, and nazi zombies is retarded as it is ALSO, TO REBUKE ALL YOUR WHINING ABOUT AGE AND TIME.... - Time Travel - DUN DUN DUN :D

Wow, it references to 'water fluordation', which is also causing depopulation and decreased average IQ :| Malcolm X was assassinated for defending islam from the false accusations of terrorism. I freaking hate the illuminati, they hate muslims! >:|

Thanks! I'm trying to upload a picture of it, but ALL the file sharing sites I can think of say 'error'. Maybe it's not allowed to say illuminati? SO FUSTRATING

The illuminati are directly mentioned in BO campaign. The word 'illuminati' appears on the top of a list, in the cutscene before the mission "S.O.G" The word can be seen being crossed out with a red line. Keep your eyes peeled for it! (it is the cutscene AFTER the eye of Mason sitting in the interrogation room) It is on a list titled "Secret Societies" The list includes - The Illuminati - 101 club - Bilderberg group - Bohemian Grove - Majestic 12 - Committee of 300 Here is a video, showing the document. PAUSE at 1:51 minutes (skip to). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4LDAiEzD6I (sorry, I can't freaking embed it!) The list comes after a document saying "Chem trails" GUYS, THIS IS HUUUGE! All of this revolves around a HUGE conspiracy. Incase you don't know... - The Illuminati are what can be considered a 'global, shadow Government', and are also accused of being an insestuous, ruling bloodline! - The bilderbeg group are a group of people whom meet annually for reasons undisclosed to the general public. Their meetings are extremely secretive, and only 130 people of the world's richest and powerful men are invited to attend. - The Bohemian Grove was a satanic ritual that involved the murder of children, performed by various famous political figures. This was extremely secreted and undisclosed to the public, but was filmed by 'Alex Jones' and exposed. - Chemical (chem) trails are toxins being spread through the publics air supply, in order to lower the population as announced by Bill Gates and various masonic or secret society members. EPA claimed to be responsible for the chemical distribution of Aluminium, a very harmful metal to the human brain and body. Nobody has yet admitted to the distribution of Barium, another substance that has been detected from chemical trails. Google the rest! What might also interest you, is a photo of 'Lee Harvey Oswald' (the man who supposedly assassinated JFK) in the same cutscene. His photo is on a page containing the letters 'CIA' in the corner. This is referring to the fact that Oswald was just a CIA pawn who was instructed to kill JFK, because JFK spoke out against the illuminati ("Listen to JFks LAST speech!") Could somebody get a screenshot of this? The documents appear quite fast, and are much too difficult to attempt to photograph, especially without a capture card! So yeah guys, there we go. We always knew that Treyarch referenced to the Illuminati. But now we know they also reference to conspiracies involving the illuminati, which is freaking epic! :D

Oh jeez, you're one of those people who would see a cat with the sign "cat" on it's head, and you'd say "we can't be certain that's a cat" :facepalm:

I WILL EMPHASISE THIS AGAIN! The second picture of DANIEL CLARKE from the Intel here, is EXTREMELY blurry, You can not adequately see the physical attributes of the equations that I described. To actually see the equations, you MUST view the intel on your TV (it is alot bigger, and clearer, Clearly showing the divisions / antidifferentiations, etc) *HERE IS A QUICK WAY TO OBTAINING THAT INTEL* - Break out of the chair from the main menu - Access the terminal and type '3ARC INTEL' - You will be prompted to acknowledge that using this will hinder you from recieving the trophy / achievement: 'for collecting all the intel' - If you accept, you will have all the intel unlock. *TO ACCESS THIS INTEL* - From the main menu, enter 'CAMPAIGN' - At the bottom is a INTEL submenu. - Press that, then the NUMBERS Intel VIOLA! ALTERNATIVELY... PLay the mission 'Numbers'. There are plenty of opportunitys to CLEARLY see the equations on the face, which are identical to the ones on the Thief's face!

Guys... here's the TRUE identity of the Thief (with undeniable evidance) viewtopic.php?f=57&t=3850&p=49690#p49690 :D