thezombiekiller

If we knew, we would tell you :/ Im going to guess that it is peter

I dont think she ever said her surname, but she DOES, however, call Dr. Maxis father in one of the radios on der riese

#16 martial arts won't kill zombies, it only pisses them off

EDIT: double post, my bad

Ascension has a lot more secrets than we think it does. This glass dome theory was a very good idea, but I agree that the rocket launch kinda cancels the idea out :P

Just two more!

I have a very good one for you. Add mrroflwaffles on xbox live, tell him I sent you, and ask about the waffle womp. Be sure to tell him I sent you though! :D

Ok. I tried the pack a punch thing. Just another theory debunked I'm going to try the lander thing tomorrow, it sounds promising. Btw there is a thread on the vorkuta connection, BUT I CANT FIND IT BECAUSE SEARCH IS DOWN.

Interesting idea... Dude, our team should try this out.

Would anyone other than me want one? With carbons permission, I could set one up. However, there is no point in doing that if nobody else would join it. Who would join it if there was one? If I can get 5 other people, I will pm carbon asking for his permission. thanks, -thezombiekiller

:facepalm: All of this has been noted a long while ago, in separate posts.

You need the ballistic knife for the pressure pad part, after that you can ditch it Thank you! I am to please :D

stocked* been* perks* Poll* LOL sorry, I had to do that. Now, as for your post, I do not think they should add perks to NDT. It was perfect the way it was, if a little dull :/

When I did this, me and the people with me had to spend about 15 minutes trying to figure out the order each step is in. So, for other people who want to do this in the future, this is what you have to do: 1. Make sure you/your group mates have one of each of the following weapons: Ballistic knife (upgraded) Crossbow (upgraded) Thundergun (upgraded) Ray gun (upgraded) gersh device matruska dolls (Did I spell that right? Whatever...) 2. Outside of the map by phd flopper (beside the truck) there is a weird generator (it flashes from time to time). Throw a gersh device so that the generator gets sucked in. 3. Beside the launch pad by stamin-up, there is a staircase leading up toward a window. Go under the staircase to the computer. Press and hold X (square on ps3, F on PC) on the keyboard to get a reaction from the automated voice. 4. During a monkey round, have one teammate run to each perk aside from quick revive. Only during a monkey round will you see a small button appear by the machine on the wall. Have each player press and hold X, square, or F on their button at the exact same time to see a shake and a reaction. 5. Now, have everybody run to the room right beside the pack a punch. There is a small pressure pad underneath the raised up panel (the one that the rocket was on). Have everyone stand on the pressure pad looking at the clock on the wall for two minutes. When the two minutes are up, a nuke will go off, killing the crawlers you have. 6. There are now letters in the sky for some reason 0_o. What you have to do is spell out LUNA with the landers. Here is the order you have to use the landers in (start with the lander in the center): Call it to the stamin-up pad. Call it back to the center. Call it to speed cola's pad. Call it back to stamin-up. 7. You have now activated all of the nodes, now you need to give them power. Go to the stamin-up launch pad. There is now a small capsule with lights glowing brightly on it. There is a faint light on a specific spot on the ground. Have the person throw a gersh device at it, and everybody unload their packapunched wonder weapon ammo on it. This includes the ballistic knife, crossbow, thundergun, dolls, and ray gun. This may take two trys to work. After this, you are done! You should see something flying up into the sky, hear samantha scream, and get death machines. Now that you know how to do it, please help us find the next step! xD Thank you for reading my post, and have fun! -thezombiekiller

Happy birthday carbon! Thank you for making this awesome site!

Definitely NDT. I was really hoping they would bring this back ^_^

Commando FTW! Pass it on...

Has anyone tried activating the fly trap on the new der riese? Maybe they changed the end...

I can try this later. I know the person above me said that you cant, but I would like to see for myself, because this sounds pretty good. Maybe a specific lander?

I agree with him. I didnt have high hopes for ascension, so this was great to me :D

Essentially what mrroflwaffles, my good buddeh, said. Glitching is not allowed at this site and may get your account suspended.

I'm sorry, I have no clue.... Maybe try reseting the campaign mode all together?

Yes, I noticed this as well. I don't think it has a lot of significant as much as it's saying " congrats, you lucky son of a b****, you got a Ray gun :)"

I would probably buy it

I absolutly hate the dreamland theory, so I am going to argue for as long as I can that it is not true. I agree with the other donor posting