fisher10190

I haven't played shangri-la so...WHAT THE HELL IS A NAPALM ZOMBIE???

Chapter 2: Part 1. Dad would be proud... I told the seargeant i was going for the bunkers. "I have a better chance down there than i do running into german tanks." "Whatever you say Corporal, but a sniper aisn't gonna do much down there. Head over to the tent on the far side of camp. Tell Mickey i sent you." "Yes sir." As i walked to the far side of camp, i passed by a few medical bunkers. Most of the injured just got out with bumps or bruises, but there were a few that weren't as lucky. As i entered the armory tent, i caught a glimpse of a man in his mid 30's, sporting a soul patch, tattoos on his arms, and a purple heart tucked away in his pocket. "Is there somethin i can help you with soldier?" "Uh, yeah." i said, looking at his collection of munitions and weapons. "The Seargeant sent me." He looked at me, stared for a couple seconds, and replied. "Ah, Jimmy sent you eh? What kind of mission?" "Search and Rescue, i'll be heading through the tunnels, bunkers and caves. Lets just say a sniper doesn't do much down there." He nodded his head and chuckled, then turned around and went into the back of the tent. While he was gone, i had a chance to look at the various medals and pictures he had in the tent. One in particular caught my eye, it was a picture of him standing next to a man, both in their 20's, holding rifles and smiling for the camera. The picture was hanging next to a Medal of Honor and had a note on it reading "Me and my brother, Dad would be proud." That's when it hit me, the man standing next to him was the Seargeant. That's when mickey came back from behind the tent. "So, admiring my medals? Trust me, nothing special. Just pressed pieces of metal." "You're the Seargeants brother?" The tent got dead silent. The only sounds were the waves from the beach and the seagals in the air. "I'd rather not talk about that." "About what, that your brother has been hiding this from EVERY one of his soldiers?" "You would be wise not to take that tone with me!" Once again, silence fell. Everything was quiet for a moment while he calmed himself down. "Here's your loadout. A Thompson with a Drum Magazine, a few Frags, and a M1911. Now you'd best head out, my brother has no patience." Part 2: I don't like the dark... As we went through the first bunker, you could hear men chuckling and poking fun at the dead germans. "Didn't have much fight in you eh? (Laughing)" With every smart comment, my anger grew. Finally i snapped. "HEY! Show a little respect, they might be germans but they deserve respect just like the rest of us!" The room got dead quiet. The men looked around, thinking about the point i'd made. "Whoa now hot-head, keep your cool. Would be a shame if you blew your top in front of the dead germans! (Laughing)" The one talking was Pvt. Joseph Collins, aKa Smarty. He always had something to add into a fight. He was never afraid to throw in his two cents, and that day it almost took me over the edge. I picked him up by his jackets collar, pulled him in close and said "The next time you insult me, your gonna have more to worry about than a few 'Dead Germans'." I must have put the fear of god in him, because he didn't say a word after that. "Hey, you guys might wanna see this!" "What it is Bobby?" "Why don't you come see for yourself." As we walked over to the back room of the bunker, we saw Pvt. Bobby Wilkins standing over a trap door leading into a tunnel. "Well, why are you just standing there? Get your sorry rear in there!" Bobby looked at me like i was crazy, but he went in anyway. "You see anything down there?" "No sir, it's clear." We all climbed down and one of the men pulled out a torch. "This should help us out." "Where'd you get that?" "Just another one of the perks you get being the son of rich parents." "Well then, i guess we know whos leading us in." As we advanced down the corridor, we all heard a loud bang. "What the hell was that?" We all turned around to find Bobby lying face first on the floor. "(Moaning) You could have warned me there was a hole right there!" As he stood up, we all continued forward. One of the men tapped me on the shoulder and asked me. "What do you thinks down here?" I replied. "I don't know, but I don't like the dark... As we continued further into the tunnel, we came to an area where there were two tunnels running out to the left and the right. "Which way should we go?" "I have no idea." the tunnel on the left had a blue glow coming from farther inside it. "Maybe we should go that way?" All of the sudden, we heard a loud female scream come from the tunnel on the right. "What the hell!" "That sounded like a woman!" "We should head that way and help her!" "But what about the light coming from that way?" It was up to me to choose which way we'd go. Which way did we go again? Follow the blue light and see where it leads. Head through the tunnel on the right and investigate the screams.

Prologue: Another sleepless night, another camp, and another miserable day in this hell hole of a world. Cold, rainy, low on supplies, Hell, we were low on hope. Could it get any worse? The answer to that question, as always, was yes. Absolutely, under EVERY circumstance yes. You never ask "Can this get ANY worse?", cause as soon as you do, it gets worse. Much, MUCH worse. How i got here, in this place, with this miserable excuse of a group was a long, drawn out story. But hell, it's all i have. It's the only memory i have worth telling. At least people can remember my story if we don't make it out. As Richard would say, "If i'm going to hell, i'm making sure it's crowded when i get there!" But anyway, my story begins on Normandy Beach, Germany. Just a few days after D-Day. We had just landed to aid a group of Marines on a Search and Rescue mission. What happened that day will be etched into my mind until the day the good lord calls me up. Chapter 1: I don't do Rescues... "Line up men!" The Seargeant was tall, intimidating, and had that 5 o'clock shade that everyone gets from those early mornings. "Sir, yes Sir!" The men lined up, all anxious to see what they would be doing. "Today, you men, for once in your live, have a choice of mission. We are helping the 112 Marine Company on a Search and Rescue mission to find any missing soldiers or groups. There are two teams heading out. Ones gonna be looking in the bunkers, tunnels, and caves. The other is searchin up here on the surface. It's your choice." All of us were kinda bored with the idea of Search and Rescue, and because i'm me, i of coarse said something back. "Uh, Sir. With all due respect, i'm a Sniper. I shoot things from long distances and run special ops. I don't do Rescues." "Does it look like i give a damn what you do soldier? I could care less if what you do! Now make your decision, cause if you don't i will." So now i had a decision. I could go for searching the Bunkers, Tunnels, and Caves and end up finding either Marines, or a cave in. Then again, i could take the high ground and risk heading headfirst into the biggest line of german tanks on the front. Now, what did i choose again? 1: Bunkers, Tunnels, and Caves. 2: High Ground.

braveheart...I'm pretty sure I've mentioned something about your signature being too long (if not sorry, name sounds familiar for some reason...) you need to shorten it... It's not long, and trust me, I'VE SEEN LONG SIGS...

Wow...XD Maybe it's purposeful? Maybe it's another one of those things where samantha basically punishes you randomely for no reason (You know, the same old thing we hate from WaW Der Riese, ). I say we get to the bottom of this!

I say main hut, the small hut may look pretty apealing, but you enter and next thing you know you're face to face with ten dead body's and a mountain of blood. :lol:

Not flaming here. But, i still think George was a good idea. I mean, i loved camping too, but i would rather play on a more challenging map where i can't camp then a giant camping map that is easy. Mixes it up a little you know? Gives us more variety so we don't have to get bored with running and camping every single time we play. But if you like that stuff, you can still play the older maps. And besides, with George in play, like way2g00 said, it will keep the annoying little 9 year old n00b freaks from enjoying this map as much as we do, and that tis W1NN1NG.

I like you carbon, your awesome, and i RARELY ever disagree with you. But on this, sorry. I TOTALLY disagree. That is all...

personally, i am GLAD that Treyarch finally added a little female charm. I think my fav part is that my FAV actor from "Buffy" is the female of choice (SO SWEET ). If io play as her and they're doing all that annoying stuff though, they will learn QUICKLY what the meaning of "Soloist" means. PLUS, i give bad Rep to ALL dousches. :D

UAV would be helpful, it could show you where the zombies are heading and if they're cutting you off on your route. We all know treyarch isn't gonna make the Death-Machine an attainable weapon (no matter how awesome it would be), and the only logical drops from these categorys would be the grim reaper or the care package (Random drop). I still think that treyarch should make drops stackable, and THOUSANDS have wanted it to happen, but has treyarch done it? No. So don't make any hopes for a new drop or anything...

THX :D

Welcome to the group Alpha. I have placed your things in room 102 on the top floor of the research tower. Your schedule for research is on your desk at cubicle 15. You will recieve your first orders at exactly 1:30 tomorrow. I have no doubt that you will be a great addition to the team, knowing that you have the experience furthered my recomendation of you. I understand that you work better alone but, by L.Maxis's orders, you have been paired with one Yuri, last name is confidential to new additions. He has been transfered from the Gersch project to work with you on the monkeys. Hopefully you two can get along, but be warned, Yuri has been acting strange lately and has reported a little girl on premesis. If there is any more aggression in Yuri's actions, please report it to the head of security, Hienrich Gastrawn.... P.S. I know you are a leading sorce for "Carbonfibah's" investigations into our work, but please remember. No one, NO ONE is to know about your coming into Group 935, not even your friends and family. I expect you to understand this condition, but be warned, you are a good friend of mine and a great investigator, but if you reveal anything to anyone outside of the group, i will be forced to do something i don't want to have to do. Regards Group 935, Nathan W. Lamar (Fisher10190)

HAHA! :lol:

Thanks Alpha! Just copy the url and paste it here, then we should be able to click it and head RIGHT to your page. The internet is a wonderous thing, isn't it? :lol:

Well, not for sure. You never know, Treyarch is sneaky in that way, they like to hide things in places you wouldn't even expect. So we still need to see if we can figure out if this does anything.

This has probably been spoken of, but has anyone tried to hunt down and destroy every trash bag and stack of papers in the map? This would include any papers that are outside of barricaded doors or out of reach (You have to shoot them). I have a feeling no one has found EVERY SINGLE one yet. If you have, does it do anything? I'm still trying to figure out what the power boxes do...

fiseh doesnt aprove of his own stuff lol I know, it's a first, But seriously, i should have said something earlier. Sorry Guys! :oops: Now we can all get back to our theory making, :lol:

You having trouble getting high on solo!? Solo is easiest of all options, 1, 2, 3 or 4 player! Which map are you struggling on, I can possibly give you some pointers OOOH, rofl offers you pointers! I would except that offer if i were you, I still think a female character in zombies would be sweet! 8-) :lol:

the only problem wit dat is zombies wont be as challenging if ur able to stack nukes n death machines i can guarantee ill easily make lvl 40+ on any map solo if they did this This is simple, just restrict it to only one insta kill/nuke/death machine carried in slot at a time (You can only have your choice of ONE of the three, to make it fair), and 2x Points and the rest would be like limited to three or four...

Female Character? I SECOND THAT! I like what yourda wince and cheezyweezle said, stacking the killstreaks in a slot would be the most epically epic idea of epicness! (Too much epic, ) I voted grim reaper though, because grim reaper is the ONLY logical choice out of ALL those things... [EDIT]: Hey, they could add Lissa and Avenged as characters! :D

Lol, thx! :lol:

Ok, for the trollz, i know this is proven fake, i found out MONTHS ago. Sorry for my epic n00byness, i didn't know and am VERY embarrassed about this... :oops: :oops: :oops:

Whoa,whoa,whoa, WHOA! What? Heere we go, another troller that APPARENTLY doesn't know what the "Thumbs Up/Down" button is for! :x The thumbs down button is ONLY to be used if i am being a total a**hole (Breaking rules) OR if i'm trolling or spamming, not if you just disagree, here, take a look at this post for reference: viewtopic.php?f=42&t=8881 :| :| :|

......... :| Might as well close this post, its super old and i BARELY ever check it.

Someone gave me negative brains for this... Just a reference to whoever did give them, the "Thumb Down" button is ONLY to be used if the post is 1: Offensive, 2: Trolling, 3: Spamming, or 4: Breaks CODZ rules. It's not supposed to be used for if you just downright don't like or disagree. I said it was fictional, i didn't mean for this story to follow the REAL zombies storyline in any way, and even though i used Tank Dempsey's name, i made up a WHOLE different character bio and feel for him. So please, be fair.