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You guys also forgot the countless hours working in a sweatshop to buy the xbox 360, live, microsoft points, and the game.

Your first post about Ascension was bull Any other posts you have made are more than likely bull/trolling This is bull. Flashlights have noting to do with nothing. It's like saying "LULZ GUYS!! SHOOT THE LIT TORCHES WITH THE WUNDERWAFFE ON SHI NO NUMA AND YOU WILL GET 50,000 POINTS!!!"

Nice job! Like, really, I would never have that attention span... And not to bust your balls or anything, but supposedly, playing solo is the same as playing with four people divided by three. So the level you would have gotten to if you played with 4 people is... 17.3... -.- Nice job man, you'll have to play with me and RoflWaffles one day.

I think the "more" meant the letters in the sky, but that's just me. PaP seems to be too obvious, as many people knew that a week before the map came out. I'm sure the lunars do more and possible go somewhere else, but we will just have to wait until PS3 and PC get the maps, so PC can just Noclip around and look, see where the textures are around the map and what-not. Or possibly a hotpatch where the Easter Egg goes further than the Death Machines....

As the many posts before this one has said, it's what happens when you throw it out of the map. Sam takes it away so you can't suck zombies out of the map. Please use the search option next time.

The picture is SHOWING that was a spinning satellite, and not a person FFS!!! God are you people this naive! Look at the reticule of the ray gun, and look above it, it is proven that it is nothing but the corner of a satellite.

Oh, and if neither of those works, try resetting your router or your xbox and see if that works. If not, I don't know man. You may have gotten a corrupted map file. Try contacting 3arch on the CoD forums or the xbox help line to see if they can get you a new download if it does end up being corrupted.

Try playing a game of multiplayer, even if it is with noob (no pun intended on your username) randoms, play until the game starts, then leave, if it does start that is, then try a game on solo or private.

May just be the download then. You said you re-downloaded it, so that shouldn't be it. How long do you wait? Does it do this in only solo, multiplayer, private matches, or all?

It's probably an overload of servers. In different time zones it's early afternoon-mid afternoon and on a Saturday. EVERYONE that downloaded the map Tuesday but hasn't played it because of school/work are playing it today. Just wait about 30 minutes and it should be good to go!

@ Wardy: Please see my above post, and if that isn't enough, look at this.

You can use them after. I just don't think you can use them whilst holding the Death Machine. Like you can't use the box or revive people.

It's the corner of a spinning satellite, nothing more, nothing less.

This is one of those theories that you don't want to be true.... However, they make so much sense..... I just have a question, how does 115 fall into all of this? To me it seems like this necessarily isn't them being introduced to Sarin, but possibly 115. It creates zombies out of other people, but puts these three in a suspended state of semi-conciseness. They imagine these things happening because of what is being told around them. Dr. Maxis and Richtofen are conversing about these things. (They say zombies are at a Russian launch facility, so their minds switch to Ascension) and the radios are just things they have heard, being transmitted through the radios. This could also explain Richtofen's split personality disorder. Between him helping the three along through the hallucination and talking to Maxis, you see both sides. However, his small dose to 115 (compared to their doses) is making him become more and more un-raveled and saying things about them being introduced to 115, or making him be more induced into their hallucination. This also explains him saying he was the creator of the WunderWaffe. (Him introducing it into the hallucination.... I still don't want it to be true, it's like 3arch giving us the middle finger for the past 3 years....I could imagine the last map being you waking up from the hallucination and fighting off the horde that has introduced its self into the facility you are at.... Still, though..... :/

DEFCON LEVEL 3 BULLSHIT DETECTED!!!

Mr Rofl Waffles, me, Shootz to kill (gamertag), and Leightonater (gamertag) all tried it, we spend about 75 seconds all spraying at it and guess what happened?? NOTHING....\ He will upload a video for proof here in a few days, possibly by tomorrow. This just proves TTG is for The Tech GAYS.....Nothing but fakes and hoaxters.....

Related: They are from WW II, Nazi Zombies originally started in Call of Duty: World at War, set in WWII. It was Richtofen that said it when he gets the Gersch Device out of the box. Unrelated: LOLOLOL, I freaking hate the way you type capitalizing every letter, makes me want to punch babies.

Hahah when does he say that? And i think the facebook quote is just for the humour I heard him say that when the monkey round came along while playing solo.

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There is no WunderWaffe in Ascension....

We need to spell out LUNA (Already confirmed to be the forth node) Guys, he says we need more powah when you throw the Gersch device at the lights for Node 5... What gun in Ascension has power.... The ray gun ofcourse! You reload it using batteries! Could this have anything to do with the next Node?

..... A switch.... That's how you move light! You don't need to move the light, but maybe turn it off! Or increase it's output!

The voice says "I can see the outline but we need more powah!!!" Maybe more Gersch Devices?

What if you toss some of those dolls into the Black Hole whilst he is saying something about the outline? Or maybe throwing it on top of the centrifuge while it is spinning? Or what I said a second ago? We need people trying theses things!! 'Cmon Strwrsbob 'n' fibah, thy these things out asap and get back to us please! (Or anyone reading this that has the other four.)

Well, I have been sitting here for the past hour trying to figure out what the fifth node is.... I have a theory... Ever since the first map, we have seen "You must ascend from darkness." I thought "Ok, the map's name is Ascension, ascending is pretty much rising up into the air to arrive at Heaven's doorstep." Then I thought about darkness... "What is darkness... darkness... is black.... it is dull.. it is... The starting room when it is black and white?" The only way to ascend on this map is the landers "You must ascend from darkness." "Activate the portal." So now my theory, if it is possible, why not throw a Gersch Device down on the lander the short time that it is sitting still after "ascending" from the home pad/starting room. This could teleport the lander it's self as well as you or only you.... That is, if you can throw one down on the lander, of course..... anyone willing to try?