MyLittleHellhound

so if theres a calendar or something then to me that leads to mayans and that my friends, leads to South America cuz i dont think weve had a map there have we? no i do tthinkcso so that means a temple and there wil be a sorts of traps n stuff cuz i t s a temple u know this is all off the top of mychead

ok im sorry do u want another sniper in the story?

ok lol just wondered if it could stand for something......

hi evertone i have noticed for a while but never posted so someone might have posted already have u noticed that ascendin is all in caps? while some other ones arent? could ascensiom stand for something........ like each letter i mean. this is stid sorry im so so sorry.....

Sorry it took so long guys, exam sand all that.....more to come. “Ugh………what happened…….” Someone was shaking him. Morton sat up rubbing his head and looking dazed. Nothing seemed to relieve the constant drumming in his head. Smith looked at him. “Hey, you alright? You passed out after…ya know…” Smith glanced back towards the crater. “Yeah, thanks”. Morton stood up and retrieved his battered M16. They needed to get a move on, and fast. Ollie was busy at a computer station, typing furiously. “F*ck c’mon, just let us god damned in already…” he muttered. *Click* The door hissed open and the team moved in. Ollie shut the door behind them. Morton couldn’t make out anything, it was pitch black. *Buzz* Light flooded the dirty hallway. “Ok, quiet, we don’t want to wake anything up do we” Morton whispered. “Hey, sir, look at this!” Smith exclaimed. Morton crept over. “What the……”. The room appeared to be some sort of lab. Blood was all over the walls, and a mangled body lay on the table with a syringe in its chest. But that wasn’t the weird thing. There appeared to be a pair of lungs floating is some foul liquid. The lungs were pumping glowing liquid into canisters all over the place. “Okay, yeah definitely some weird sh*t going on here” Ollie growled. Suddenly, two men jumped up from behind the table. “HANDS UP AND TELL US YOUR NAMES” one of them yelled. He had his hair cut short, and was wearing a combat vest filled will all sorts of stuff. The other one was frowning, and looked at them cautiously while slowly running his finger along the edge of his hunting knife. “I’m Sergeant Morton, this is Private Smith, and this is Ollie” Morton told them. “Okay, this guy here is Franco- the one frowning like an idiot, and I am Keenan, we managed to survive that outbreak that happened here a couple days ago”. And so, the two men joined the triad. Moving further into the lab, they came across an elevator door. When they pushed the button, it buzzed and flickered red. “Okay, Franco, Keenan, lets get this door open” Morton suggested. “SH*T SIR! Freak bags inbound!!!!” Smith yelled. He aimed down his sights and blasted the oncoming horde into chunks. Zombies howled as they reached for the fresh brains. “Watch out, its gonna get hot!” Franco howled. He chucked an incendiary grenade at the group’s feet, and watched with a maniac grin as the fire whooshed out and engulfed the horde, charring and filling the air with the smell of roasted and medium rare zombie flesh. Keenan acquired a steel beam from the floor. He slammed it against the elevator doors, again and again. Steel screeched as the door warped and finally gave in, causing Keenan to lurch forward unexpectedly and fall into a-unfortunately empty-elevator shaft. “Sh*t!” he exclaimed. Morton lunged forward just in time to catch Keenan as he dangled over the edge. “Looks like were not going down thata way….” Keenan gasped. “Yo, Kee, I cant hold ‘em much longer! Try to find us a way outta here!” Franco yelled. He unclipped two Pythons, and tore apart the zombies. Smith was also out of ammo. He took out a Makarov he had grabbed a while back and started unloading it into the horde. Keenan uncoiled a rope in his bag and tossed it down the shaft. He then tied it to another steel beam which he wedged in the doors. “Let’s bust this popsicle stand!” Smith yelled. They rappelled down into the shaft. Before Franco got on, he threw a block of C4 and pressed the detonator. A thundering explosion nearly blew Morton off the rope as zombie chunks tumbled down past them. “Sh*t, that was close wasn’t it” Keenan observed. “Hell, those f*ckers had it coming ever since they crawled outta that experiment room” Franco retorted. “Wait, do you know anything about what even happened here?” Morton asked. But, Franco did not reply. They finally reached the end of the shaft. Morton looked up, he couldn’t see where they came from. Dropping down onto the bottom floor, the team spread out like a well oiled machine, and cleared the room. The room was circular, with eight doors around them. Morton crept over to the first door. It read “Animal Confinement”. He slowly opened the door and peeked inside. One second was all he needed before he shut the door to an ear-deafening roar. “SH*T man, that’s pretty nasty in there” he muttered. “What did you find?” said Keenan. “Well, there was some sort of tiger thing, it was pretty f*cked up. Leave it, its feeding on about ten scientists at the moment” Morton recalled. Franco edged open another door, this one with the words “Weapon Testing”. Franco called the rest of the team over. The room was almost like a firing range,with tables all over the place and weapons sitting on them. Franco went over and grabbed a cannon looking thing. “Yo man, I think it’s a laser gun! Man I always wanted this sh*t when I was young but you know moms…….” Franco drifted off. There were also normal weapons lying about, with funny designs on them. Morton picked the M16 looking gun, and fired it at a distant target. Purple and red flashed as the energy bullets tore apart the target. “Holy crap, they really improved these things didn’t they” he remarked. “Hey wait, where the f*ck is Ollie!” Morton realized. Smith ran over to the circular room/lobby. “Sh*t, there’s another door open…..” Smith observed. The whole team ran over to it and Franco tossed a flare in. Under the ghostly red light, there lay a zombie furiously scratching at the walls. Franco knelt down to it and calmly shot it in the head. Blood and brains splattered all over the wall. Suddenly, a scream was heard. Smith rushed over to the Animal Confinement door. A horrible sight befell the team. Ollie was being dragged back by the tiger as he screamed in agony. Ollie’s leg was hopelessly mangled, and he would never walk on it again. “HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!” he screamed. The team fired at the thing, only to have it toss away Ollie into the shadows with a scream. It growled and charged, and that’s when Morton got his first REAL look at it. A pair of glowing red eyes, a drooling mouth filled with row upon row of sharp teeth, and claws that gouged the ground. Roughly the size of a bear, with black and orange fur. It all went black as Morton flew out of the room and landed with a crunch on the floor. Smith and Keenan were hopelessly backed into a corner by the snarling creature, but finally managed to wound it. The thing bounded away through a hole in the wall as Franco searched the room for Ollie. He was nowhere to be found. The team regrouped around Morton. He whispered, “Another one bites the dust…….”

1) i think you triple posted and please go into the main hut to find out :twisted:

LOL nce language An yeah I think it will be Japanese or Viet zombies cuz the Germans worked eith em

Well I was looking into the lyrics with roflwaffles and avenged lullaby and yeah that sounds about right, also the lyrics of "make the crawl to daddy's little girl to read the writings on the wall" I thought that meant richtofen was somehow looking for Samanthas help....... If it is in his view of cousrse

This is sweet And yeah got. The pod please

Also if he's shooting fake zombies, then how did he get real rounds to. Klll real zombies??. Wizard!!!!!!!

They kinda looked like cryogenic pods, like in halo 3 So maybe people were preserved In there and when the ship crahsed, many of the cryogenic chambers were opened and the bodies fell into the water and 115 affected them somehow. Or it reactivated them........

Oh yes impute sorry for not updating recently. Lots of stuff going on but I'll try to post within the next couple days....

Sorry I don't really want to hurt any ones feel there but.... The way that post was posted conveyed hate and anger, frustration. My head nearly exploded with the rage conveyed in that post. I'm sorry..... But then again, it is a text. So if people want to try to keep doing the ascension egg, who know. Maybe well find so ething So please don't hate aand be a troll. Ok? Thank you and have a happier life And don't stain the forum with the dark side please Thank you that is all :D

LOL yeah I kinda had to like just get the general points of sarahs bit, then I was like, oh I don't have this much tie so I skipped it...... I feel kinda bad lol :oops:

Alpha and those others will definitely dominate this sub forum :twisted: Yeah good filtering all that stuff

LOL first things first. [brains] [brains] And second, where do you find time and courage to actually record ALL this Wow.

Maybe they burned to death :evil: :cry:

Good find for clearing that up...I was confused ... [brains] Huh maybe paradise will be Viet cong zombies?

Wait whaaaaat I thought that well quoting above, that fives loading screen was the 4 dudes covered in blood page thing.......never mind I'll take a look but if u can postna link cuz I don't play five that often thanks

My best guess is that it will be waves of Russians coming at you and shooting you, u have limited ammo, u have to go pick up guns, it will be like the spec ops mission SNIPER FI?

Wellover 24 thousand people are now 10th prestige last time I checked, hacked or legit. Yeah, in lmost every single game there are hackers,but trey arch has better things to do? And plus, cod 4 has a whole bunch of hacker too but infinity ward didn't do anything about that I don't thinm

Oh my, what could it mean then? A maankin, maybe saying that the false person or something will be revealed? The again, I n CoTd there weren't the characters except for the Easter egg and nothing happened in ascension. So perhaps something in a future map? Or it could be simulating zombies

YeH, it's probably just for a look, but then they get too lazy to sustain the light or whatever at closer look so that means less work for them cuz it's insisgnificant in the actual map I guess

Uh definitely Sarah and Michael rocker, they're my favorites..

Not bad, not bad at all [brains]