Xieon

http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/User_b ... tle_update! some interesting things in that article indeed

Throw a gersh device and then jump into it and you'lll teleport somewhere randomly on the map

People wonder why I get so mad, but I mean it makes our community look like idiots when people fall for such comical stupidity.

I like how a fan page of treyarch someone correlated to straight from them. That facebook page is full of trolls trolling hardf

First off, the game is meant for people 18 and old, so you can say fuck. Also, are you sure it's the drive and not just system scratches. People often move their xbox while it's running and it gets a system scratch. Before you shell out the money for a new xbox or replacement drive, make sure you allow it time to cool down, and nothing is obstructing the fans. Try another disc and see if it works. Try a cd/dvd. If it's just system scratches you can get them removed for fairly cheap. Also, if your mic broke, and your game broke, you need to take better care of your things. The games will not just scratch themselves and the disc reader isn't going to break itself. There is a 99.9percent chance that you did something, one way or another, that is causing/caused the problem. Try to think what you were doing in the process of trying to get it to work, etc. I know that when I system scratched my black ops, and didn't know what happened, that I ended up scratching it up even more in the process of trying to figure out what was wrong.

It shouldn't be a disc problem. If it is however you can always install the disk to hard drive/usb, and then run it off that. I had a system scratch on my BO copy before, and before I got it fixed one of the solutions was to install my brothers copy onto my hard drive, then use my cd to boot it from hard drive. There is a local store near me, not gamestop, which has a professional disc scratch remover machine, and for five bucks they grind off a very thin layer. I took my black ops there and it worked perfectly, the first time. You could buy one of those kits from the store, but they are either attempting to melt and move the plastic, or fill in the scratch. They arn't grinding down, which is the best method. So those may also work, but your best bet is to find a place that will do it professionally. Or just do the install trick

PTG is not involved with twodown, PTG is owned and run by twodown. Please forgive me for accidentally making them look less trollish. Ugh, they just make me so mad

The callofduty website stated that these problems were due to the ''internet provider backbone'' and that they had no control over the issue. Then their site subsequently crashed due to the massive number of people who were pissed that BO went down on a Friday night.

There's too much detail for what to be coincidence

Have you ever played a game where one of the landers for the monkey round stays on the map. It's glitched out, and it's weird because it will stop bullets but you can walk through it. When the monkey round comes the area turns red, and there are lights on the landers that fall. I'm positive that this light they are seeing is a result of a glitched lander. More trolling from trolls. They are just pathetic people

Yea, that happens. It's also on the node tv in the swamp

There are a ton of interesting papers on the wall that talk about White Sands and Area 51

Why does everyone think that they would patch the map for when ps3 comes out. What is leading you to believe that. Because they don't want to hurt the ps3 users feelings. They already released a whole map pack a month before, do you think not releasing the ''end'' of an Easter egg is somehow going to make up for that to the ps3 community. If they cared then they wouldn't have made that deal with Microsoft. Plus, the deal makes it exclusive for all dlc and content from Activision. If they knowingly didn't allow xbox to have the whole map until ps3 got it they would be in violation of their contract agreement. Do you think Microsoft gives a shit about ps3 and pc players, and if they get a chance to solve the Easter egg or not. Plus, what is the point. Why would they give xbox users a whole month to find the ending on their own, but then allow ps3 and pc users to piggy back off their hard work and get to come right in when it's the end. I used to think ''o yea, it'd be cool if they did this, or if this happened'' but seriously, think about it rationally. It makes much more sense that there is nothing else instead of there being some patch so the ps3 players can feel good about themselves.

That spot is just a glitched out monkey lander. I highly doubt that there is any more to the puzzle. If anything else involving it is in the story it will appear in the next map. Like I've asked in my thread, what do you guys want. Unless there's a sign that says the end of the easter egg, people are just going to keep thinking ''o, if you jump up and down to the rhythm of jingle bells after you got the death machines, all died, then pap'd your starting pistol, on top of the sickle, you'll....'' Additionally, anything that ptg touches is garbage. They have no idea what they are talking about, just steal everything that's posted on here. They claim they looked at the code, yet they don't understand anything about coding. They are involved with Two Down, I mean.... Didn't they say somewhere that Ascension would have the scorpion in the first room, I mean wow. All they are doing, is posting stupid video's to maintain a viewer base. Then if there is any more to it, they will wait until one of their viewers posts about it, or they steal it off of codz, then they will post ''unfortunately we tried to give out clues but you guys didn't guess it, we've now decided that we'll allow you to see the next step which we've known for the past year....'' Then if there is no more, they'll have an equally lame excuse. We knew that there wasn't any more, but we just wanted to see if you guys could guess it, hahahahha, henry langham ftw. Two down, wooooo, we're fucking trolls yaya

It is not true that if you just spell luna you'll instantly get the death machines. It will always say ''I can see the outline, I need more power'' if you don't inflict enough damage into the black hole. This has nothing to do with spelling out hitsam or luna, or both. The guy in the video claims to have read the code, if that was the case he would understand that the code clearly outlines this.

This is common knowledge by now, in reference to Samantha Maxis, the dead child zombie princess

The crossbow is not required, I've done it several times w/o it. As I correctly guessed before seeing the code it has to do with the amount of damage you inflict on the black hole. This is why those guns, and the dolls work. In theory you should be able to do it with any guns. I've seen it done with people using mustang and sally, and have done it with 2 people w/ hk21's upgraded, one raygun upgraded, and one thundergun upgraded.

Whatever, that doesn't really bother me because now it's common knowledge that you need to start a private match. What I find irritating is not being able to designate if you want a room with mic's or no mics. I don't play with people who don't have mic's, and spend a great deal of time trying to locate rooms where all 4 of us have mics. Additionally more and more I don't play with randoms

The ''steps'' depend on how you count them. Is step one getting the generator or is it getting the black hole. Is it turning on the tv or opening the gate to the swamp, etc, etc. The only things that are numbered and are static are that there are 4 nodes, corresponding to the four lights.

I personally don't think there is an ending, but regardless I'm on and know how to do it if you're still looking for any players gt xieon1

I'm starting to get really annoyed with this node puzzle. People refuse to accept that maybe, just maybe, there is nothing else. Perhaps that's the end. For those of you that think there is more, what would satisfy you for an ending. If we found another step, wouldn't you just go on forever about how that really isn't the end. Does the game have to end for you to stop looking for steps. Maybe Treyarch did something amazing, they made a crazy hard puzzle and actually made it end, knowing people would be so obsessive about it that they would never stop trying for the next step, even though all the other steps were simple enough to figure out. This way people play on and on and on, and they don't have to do a damn thing. Also, if it were to continue, wouldn't another map make more sense. People refuse to give up about it, and they just keep going on and on. I was debating with this one guy today, and it was once ps3 gets it then it'll be this, and we'll be able to do that. People think the map isn't done, and that you can get the wunderwaffe, etc. Honestly, I'm bored with Ascension. I've already played it a ton. I've done the eggs, a ton. If the Easter egg ended with being able to get the wonderwaffe and the freeze gun, it wouldn't make the map any better. I loved it when it came out, it was huge, but I've played so much of it, I don't care what the end of the egg is if it's still in this map. There's nothing I can think of that would make it so amazing. I mean really, what would it take to make the players happy who are convinced there is an ending. Again, I would rather have the ending in a new different map, than I would like anything else in Ascension. Sorry to be a crab apple here, but I mean argh, let it go.

I think this part means "Nothing": What do men love more than life? Nothing. What do men fear more than death? Nothing. What do dead men have and rich require? Nothing. What do contented men desire? Nothing. If i'm right, assuming that the creepy voice is Samantha's, she is dead. And before you say "Everyone knew she was dead", look this page (CoD Wiki): http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Hellhound Copied from the page: "In hellrounds, if you listen closely you can hear whispering voices in the background. Confirmed in Black Ops. It sounds like the voice might whisper "The girl is alive" which may mean Samantha is possibly still alive." true that nothing fits for the description as well

Regardless of if they are regaining their memories or not, they are all getting increasingly suspicious of each other Tank questions Richtoven, and so does Nikolai. Nikolai questions Takeo, Takeo questions Nikolai, all while pap'n

True, but your argument also works the other way. Is it wrong to use research drugs on people in an effort to cure a disease, if in the process a great deal of people may suffer, but in the end a great deal may benefit. Not saying that there is anything that will really benefit us by clipping outside the map, but it's still pretty cool, and pointing out a flaw in your argument. As you said, so about the drugs...no you shouldn't do it,

Pretty much, except it's more like you've accepted that you're just like me. The chorus is the person trying to maintain their sanity by saying its all in my head, none of this is real, it's not happening. It's Sam talking to herself, and is either a skitzo, had a personality split, or is talking to whatever incarnated the bear.