Elwood

It's been confirmed that the clock node will appear in the pack a punch room while the doors are still locked, this proves to be a good sign because if the doors are closed it should not even be there. Usefull tip from the thread- There is a way to glitch a monkey and be able to explore the round The broken window right below speed cola, if you have agersh device and see monkies downstairs running towards juggernaut, you can throw a gersh in the window, this will make the monkey keep running towards it in the corner of the mini stair case/ window, if you shoot the monkey or get close enough for him to pound his chest, he will turn around and start to chase you again If anybody is looking into this as am i his is been a very usefull glitch though its harmless too do.

That still don't answer this question. You posted on 16 diffrent threads all with "It's over/ It's done" really? You got some serious Troll problems, i cant even call that a troll your like a god damn ogre bashing every post that is made. Please supply proof thats its done, CAUSE THERE AINT ANY. You need some brains for sheer stupidity, even charlie sheen being a warlock is smarter then your average bear.

If this is over why do you continue to sit on these threads? (mod edited)

According to unknown posters on a secure website (There hosting there own website through Xammp/Xammplite) This website is password protected and requires you to enter there main IP address to connect to it. Somebody has found something and its been hush hush for about the past week or two, its unknown how long this website has been up and running but it seems to be a team of over 1000+ people looking at ONE (1) thing in particular, The monkey round. Lets admit it, We launch the rocket and blow it up right? Well according to these people that's where everybody is wrong not the death machine part. When you launch the rocket he says something (I don't no off hand) Something about a security protocol ONLINE. During a monkey round The security protocol goes offline. Rocket launched or not. It goes on to explain launching the rocket after doing all the steps required until the clock in the rockets room, Doors need to be open obviously, It goes to say right after you do the monkey round switches, the next step would be the clock, Either you need to launch the rocket while the monkey round is active and the security protocol is offline, or during a monkey round while its offline. This goes to show that the 'security' monitors as they said cant watch you and don't know that the rocket was launched. (/QUOTE/from website) In belief the rocket will come back, to land at another station on the map (look at alleged 4th lander area while your riding the sickle lander) This could be true because once they reach space, the rockets jets get blown off as debris, just like blowing the rocket up. What gave this away was the double points you obtain when you blow it up, Meaning there is either 2 rockets, or simply the same rocket will come back (meaning seeing it twice) The "4th lander" people are seeing/thinking about is not an lander, Its actually a Lander POD. Witch is what is shot off in case of an emergency, Meaning once the security protocol goes back online "sam" notices this and is extremly pissed off. Meaning the sam scream and the black/blue color of the screen while you get your 4 death machines according to these people this is when the protocol notices it was breached and the lander pod is forced to come back down to land. For some reason this is really , really, really being looked at by a large amount of people, and somebody was using (print screen) on the keyboard to take pictures of the threads posts and released them on another website. ----- This is IMO a really really clever idea it really is. Though the website is being hosted on xammp, So its somebody with some sort of basic/advanced computer skills, My question is, Are they getting ready to build a half life-2 type of mod for black ops that they will be making a video of it, and releasing it on april fools day tomorrow? Cause that would be a really good joke, but would really piss me off, cause i would like to see who is in that lander pod.

Bump dont seem to be wokring for me right now. So Bump. Read first post for update.

Skewer is to skewer something. Simple as that. Ever have a shiskabob? Yeah thats a skewer holding it together. Its 'Skewered through the food' Its kind of a charlie sheen thing i guess.

Zombies are like subway getem freshh!

ahahahahaha

Achievement unlocked::. Chimp on the barbie. Elwood Fiore- Why is it called chimp on the barbie? Coreagon- Cause for some reason sam likes monkies Elwood Fiore- Are you saying what i think your saying? Alkatraz Gorath - ahahahaha i think he is Elwood Fiore- Damn Sam must be one hot flesh eating doll XBL Party- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Alkatraz Gorath- She has a monkey fetish Coreagon- Brass monkey the funky monkey Elwood Fiore- Wield a first of brass? ahahahaha Coreagon- Elwood where are you? Elwood Fiore- Whack a punching zombies why Coreagon- Im on my way over there Elwood Fiore- Leave the monkey jokes i think these zombies are pissed This was just randomness from my party chat.

I've also noticed this.

Until theres a youtube video of the newly found glitch lol =/ there are still glitches being found on old maps. and let me ask this to anybody who has cheated/ glitched What in the HELL is the god damn point of paying 60$, then an additional 10$ just to stay alive and not have no fun what so ever. With this economy your the next charlie sheen/ an idiot.

UPDATED Very interesting idea that i had found. What if ,(WHAT IF) You need to buy a perk, on a certain round, to make monkies come out on a certain round (34) because the centrafuge wont spin around this time. What if you can MAKE it spin though? You can PUSH people with Pack a Punched guns a small few steps per bullet, And with the death machine you can REALLY push somebody a good distance. Around the rounds of 30-40 The centrafuge seems to spin as if you , your team, or an zombie activates like a pressure plate type dealio. And if you have crawlers and keep them in one area for a long period of time, The centrafuge dont spin at all..... The centrafuge also spins without the power even being turned on. What gives it the energy/ power to spin o.0? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The numbers 34 are found on buildings. The hanger doors of a building right by stanimup. And also if some didn't know this the plates on the trucks that are crashed in areas on this map. Read the following. '(BACKWARDS 'R & D') R3T4RD0' I cannot classify if the last is a 0 or an O R-T-D Read The Documents? Possibly a big clue in the Intel files? Somebody please check into this. 34 retains the letters C-D Call of Duty? Perhaps? Since the of' is not in USA of course? All i want to add for a final note here is: I really think this last node is right under are noses really....We have to be missing that one thing. We already know 4 people are required for this whole thing. 4 people are needed for the monkey node. and for the team having pack a punched weapons, I think you can do with 3 people and have the 4 just throw a gersh, or not anything at all. 3-4-5 Its trying to connect pieces together it seems. People have posted 'five' and acsension are of the same period. that could be possible yes. but i think it's happening on ascension first. We sent a monkey too the moon. He possibly could have got radiated in some sort of way with 115. Hence the monkies being u there, but the zombies, are from the mysterious photos' of a structure on the 'dark side of the moon' where the Nazi's 'allegedly' built a secret space facility up there. Theres plenty of youtube and info on the web about this. -------------------------------------------------------- If you wanna stop playing zombies. http://www.syfy.com/destinationtruthlive/ St. Patricks Day Special 4 hours LIVE. -------------------------------------------------------

My guy is 6 in the world for high score and 10 for rounds survived dude said 2 cosmic monkies come out thats just hours and hours of time and hes still playing. I could play with him but i dont got the time for 8+ hours of rounds lmao nor the food or energy work habits and calling in sick make it look bad or good who knows im a warlock and im charlie sheen lmfarofl -- friends name~ Lilweedbear lol

The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers. Let me start off by saying iv'e watched a ton of clips of zombies and looked around put a few pieces together. Then for some reason i was led to watching The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers On netflix streamed on XBL. Why am i bringing this up? There happens to be a part in the movie where there is a clock. okay. It goes around and hits the 12. Ding BOOM. Just like in ascension. This is all around Robert McNamara's time. He is also in the map 'Five' Around ascension spending my time with lovely 20+ crawlers all over the map. There seems to be papers/files of some sort that actually can be destroyed. Myself and a few friends we seemed to find just 2 so far. One near sleight of hand, Other stanimup. You can only have 4 perks, and not 'Five' The death machines, Are honestly pointing towards a perk machine. Double Tap. Honestly' Its not a load of crap i done plenty of research and most of the 'nodes' as you will Seem to be from movie clips of that period in time. --------------------------------------------------- I'm just gonna throw this one out there, its a friends question lol. 'Has anybody tried shooting all 4 death machines on quick revive, then buying it' if nothing seemed to happen?'

In the room just below the speed cola/quick reload machine On top of one of the cabinets i found a book or something And i destroyed it with a sickle and my character said a qoute "Now serving order # 115" Anybody else find this? anybody else find any of these? No others ones i find/found seem to do this

Rephrase that?

I just wanna point something out came across my mind. Ascension....... When you save the mystery man, He ascends into the air.... What if SAM could easily me? somebody ascend me? This is just a thought lol And what if before you obtain the death machines your too throw a black hole on the lander, have somebody call it so its a flying black hole, And it could possibly suck him back into it?

I posted this like a month ago when i first joined dont work.

This is an official waste of fourm space lol

If anybody has tried anything be shure to let me know because as somebodt stated earlier i also believe that there is something that goes on the map once the death machines are active and you still have 90 seconds to get to said object witch is why your team has death machines so you cannot run. OH OH OH.... Does anybody know if stanimup allows your death machines to be walked/ carried a little faster? i need to know this its crucial lol

Yeah thats ebcause the video i posted is a short version of the actually show, ITs 1 hour long, Youtube Aliens and the third reich. Part 1-2-3. IS hosted. And it talks about the "vunddervwafllue" lol thats how the guy said it it was kinda hilarious VUUUUUNERVVAAAFLE

Has anybody tried to shoot this thing with all the death machines or look in the sickle area or anywhere near it for samantha?

Aswell well as upon posting the code i didnt have to find or post a video lol thanks, and yeah the codes have been floating around for quite some while, Just announced on the XBOX Dashboard, Community Playdate with Call of Duty BOPS I forget whom, ANYWAYS With that being said have 90 seconds with a death machine slows you down in order to find sammy star and see where she is hidden, SO i suggest when you get a death machine just keep your team going in diffrent directions and look for anything out of the ordinary The only thing i noticed was if your up by the sickle lunar lander agasint the wall turn around and face where the box would be, look to your right on a roof tehre seems to be some sort of flytrap switch , i have a good picture ill be posting. Picture will be uploaded im useing imageshack app. lol :þ Uploaded with ImageShack.us

BUMP :lol:

@Hammerface. You need a hammer smashed in your face. No need to tell somebody to calm down, im just sick of seeing everything i post reposted by somebody else and changing around the description lol PS. Don't tell me how to run my live KID.