Yu Kuziko

Pretty awesome... tank pwns... nikolai pwnz more :I

Zombies is not in the same period as the main game... otherwise we would be fighting zombies even in multiplayer...

Centrifuge Y U NO COME OUT OF CLOSET!

When the update is released... I may not be able to show how much I'll waste my life on zombies on here, but you can assure that I will...

I've failed twice in a row... he says it every time...

I will be on the look out for this piece... and with my luck be able to shoot it with every gun possible to get on zombies...

We all agree [most of us anyway] that the centrifuge has an eerie feel about it...

Camp at the Flopper = do what you need you can defend the flopper with the flopper :\

More matured zombies = lolz But yea... They turned into michael jordan when ascension came out... Black Zombies?

Yea... Wierd

If this is true I will blow up a blow-up zombie and blow it up.

This should be easy... I might try the ray gun thing. As for the moon... It creeps me out on ascension... its eerie.

I'll look for that... In the mean while... trying to donate my over-activity and philisophical way of seeing things to the board... as often as I can.

Sam is not evil/good, but I think she is a rather omniscient being in these zombie maps... She gives them power-ups like this is all just a game. If she plans to have revenge than why give them gifts of power? Nicoli wasn't always a drunk, The american [forget his name] has amnesia, Richtofen was the scientist who started all of this, and the asian guy is just there, I suppose. If you think about it... The Death machines you get after freeing Gersch are also a gift from Samantha... But if she was trying to catch him than why would she give you the 'best' weapon as a reward for freeing her prey? Riddle me this: Samantha chases a scientist as what she sees as 'prey', for some reason, and then her 'prey' is freed by the people she is trying to get 'revenge' on. Why does she reward you with such good weapons?

When I got on this morning at around 4:35 a.m. I played ascension... at around 5:20 a.m. [during the game after the first while pumping power into the gersh] I thought: What if we have to do something that had to take somewhere near exactly 90 seconds... I thought about how far away the PaP is from the activation area... for everyone to PaP would take about 90 seconds [including the trip to the PaP]

I think it means [if what you are saying is true] that we will have MUCH FASTER ZOMBIES!

They aren't being vague...they're just leaving us more to puzzle on.