theodore214

Multiplayer only, since I don't really play solo: Rounds 1-4 camp in the centrifuge room doing the pistol for max points trick. Round 5-7 camp in the room with the Stakeout and the first random box. Round 8-12 work on getting the landers and the PaP and a bunch of points. Round 13 spam the random box for a Ray Gun, Gersh devices and, if possible, Thundergun. Round 14 buy jugger-nog and fend off the monkeys to gain new perk. Rounds 17+ camp in the PhD flopper lander location. It works pretty well for me until people start freaking out about no ammo and try to get power-ups from the bottom of the stairs. One person goes down, and the rest fall like dominoes.

I'm pretty sure that those were put in as easter eggs and have nothing to do with the story.

Highly doubt it seeing as you can get the achievement with any gun and that you can't PaP a Death Machine. You also wouldn't have enough money to PaP the Ray, Thunder and Crossbow and also get the dolls and gersh devices. Counting the numerous failed attempts on the box before getting the correct weapons, this would be around 40k points. 40k by round 8? Have fun.

I'm probably completely wrong on this but the map is called "Ascension". Wouldn't that imply that we're going to Ascend from Darkness, therefore bringing us to the bright moon?

Why would something be wrong? There wasn't anything wrong with the Xbox release...

Homer Simpson It's fun having his face looking at me on my gun xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IisMHD8tRMo