Shooter

The top of the zombie leaderboards are just pointless showcases for the modders and glitchers to prove who has less of a life. None of the top ranking are legit. A million+ points with only 200 kills? yeah right! And round 99 on a zombie match?? No way! Unless you and your buddy both sat and played it for 3 days straight without sleep. And if that's true you evidently have bigger problems than a video game leaderboard. It's really beyond me why they can't get these hacks off the leaderboards. Though I'm sure it's pointless because then they'd just spend the next 3 days of their insignificant life getting back on top of the leaderboards. Sorry to bitch but It'd just be really nice to know how me and my buddies stand up against the rest of the world. With all of these bs games on the leaderboard I can't really get a good idea. But oh well, I guess if these little nerds feel better seeing their name up on the top of the leaderboard then I'll let em have this one

This a fairly common strategy and is pretty well known across the zombie community already. Ascension is without a doubt the easiest level yet when using the herd shoot trap technique and there should be no reason why you cant reach round 50+. I know another survival guide couldn't hurt, but there are already a few guides with the same exact strategy (hahaha mine being one ) Not hating, just saying its kinda repetitive

Search! Search! Search! Please remember to use the search function of this site before you post a new topic. I wasnt 100% about the name so i did a quick search using the keywords: portrait and signature and found exactly what i was looking for But to save you time the name is Wender or Wendey ( the end of the signature is hard to make out)

haha this contradictory sentence just cracks me up. But yes that always has bugged me when playing kino.just seems outta pla.ce

We can dream cant we? Awesome ideas!

This is actually an old glitch that seemed to get overlooked for a fix,most likely because 3arc was worried about the lander glitch getting fixed.they really need to get there act together

BUMP Just tried this for myself last night on solo and it scared the beegeezes outta me! At first all I heard was my crawler in the background getting closer, but then a very loud scream (unlike any crawler or zombie scream) just comes across my speakers. Making me jump in the process . Awesome find to the OP! Theres definately something strange going on in kino der toten!

Yup. I think you're right. Which is pretty ridiculous that a patch got you killed. If people just didnt glitch to begin with it'd be fine. I suppose its better than the alternative of having glitchers on top of the map. As for this glitch happening with no landers around: no idea! Thats just bizarre!

Awesome find man i havent heard about this on the forums.im gonna have to give it a try myself.it may be completely insignificant,but a good find none the less. + [brains] !

Yeah i actually always found it way easier to do by myself than someone calling it.its one of the easier glitches theyve had.i thought it was fixed though,i havent done it since it first got big.you gotta suck pretty bad at zombies to have to glitch on zombies, let alone an easy map like ascension hahaha :P

Haha thats awesome! I have really got to try this! Time to piss off all those 8th graders using glitches all day! :D

Its definately just completely random. Ive ended up pretty much everywhere on the map but the rocket bay when i do it. Lol i jump through black holes for fun.maybe one day itll take me to the " secret room" where u have to kill sam with reapers and wanderwaffes,while halo players try to rape your character :lol:

Well I'm not quite sure what the heck MLG legit clutch hardcore pro means... We're talking about zombies right? Haha. But anyways, this is another good way to make loads of points before round 10. If I get some good points during the first few rounds I'll open the doors to get it like I mentioned on the original post. But people just keep in mind you need at least 7500 just to open the doors and buy the sickle. And that'd be without buying the MP5K or Quick Revive if you buy any of those. So yeah, if you can make it that far with a pistol or you got some money then I'd definately buy it. Alternatively, you could just buy the MP5K off the wall,then get a single headshot and just use your regular knife to kill em. You'll make 140 (Instead of 130 for the sickle) a kill and don't have to worry about opening all those doors to buy the sickle. But either way you gotta buy the sickle at one point. Thanks for the tips! I'll throw part of it on there. PS: "Just wing it past round 10" hahaha too funny. :lol:

I assume the MP5K is used to make points for traps?? :lol:

Awesome stuff guys! I'm gonna make sure to add this stuff on there. It might take a day or two but you guys got more brains coming your way!

Well it was a good thought, but if you look closely at Ascension you'll see that there are more than 4 "grim reaper" bloodstains on the walls. There are 5 that are clear as day, and about another 5 partial bloodstains (if you count the one in your second picture in this posting). Making it more like 10 grim reaper bloodstains. Like someone else said, I think these things are pure decorative. They're in alot of the zombie maps, so I doubt they'd randomly have significance in Ascension

Title Update 7 went out on March 1st for the 360, and I'm assuming it came to PS3 on the 3rd with the release of the map pack.

2/28/11 (Title Update 7) Issues Addressed: • Matchmaking improvements to return higher quality results faster. This change includes settings that are tunable in the live environment, so tweaking may continue beyond initial release of this update. • The in-game store now hides DLC map packs that do not match the language of the player’s disc to decrease the possibility of users downloading the incorrect language version. • Calling in a Chopper Gunner immediately after getting shot down in a Gunship will no longer end the Chopper Gunner run prematurely. Required timing-specific button presses. • Split screen players are now able to change camera perspectives and cycle through players as a spectator. • Addressed an issue where the most recent match played in Zombies could overwrite the best match played on the leaderboard. • Improved Zombies lobbies to prevent players from erroneously receiving the error “Unable to join game session” under certain circumstances. • Addressed a number of community-discovered Zombies gameplay exploits. • Additional security feature updates. Gameplay Tuning: • Additional sniper rifle tuning. There was a great posting by someone on here that already mentioned all of the changes addressed. If I can find it I'll throw a link on here

Thanks for the advice! I'll throw it on the original post! [brains] This is some more great advice! I will be adding this to the original post as well! Ammo definately becomes an issue after awhile! The fire traps do help, but then you're not gonna get the power-ups that drop, so it's got it's ups and downs. But good strategy! Sorta like Ludriciousz said: One person at Flopper, one person at Stamin-up lander, and one outside the PAP room. Everyone herds and traps on their own. Although I imagine is gonna still become an issue, at least the rounds might go faster .But thanks again for the input! [brains] PS. That's actually why I made this article. I go on the Highest Round thread for Ascension and see people's highest Solo round at like 27 or something and it amazes me. I thought I'd put something out so if people want to learn a new technique that might be able to get them to higher rounds, they could look at this. And that's why I'm trying to get any extra tips from the community as well for people that are already WELL aware of this strategy. I understand some of you guys are pros at this technique, and I'd love any advice you'd be willing to give to help the next guy down the road. So keep it up guys! and I'll keep the brains coming! One Love!

Yea, go ahead and send me a message to OstonedshooterO on xbl saying forum or something in the message and I'll add you! I'm working OT this week so I won't be playing much, but next week I'll be on more. Send me an invite if you ever need another guy for slaying or looking for easter eggs or something, I love everything about the zombies!

Yeah, once I get to around Round 40, I don't even use my guns that much. It's pretty much all traps and Gerschs. A Zues blast every once in awhile, but I usually just conserve the ammo in case I get in trouble when I'm doing the circles. Try encorporating the firetraps earlier in the rounds so you can conserve your ammo, and just plan out your ammo usage to make it to the monkey round. These are all just tips of course. Do whatever works best for you :D

Yeah, I understand if they got their issues with it. But not having a search on a forum just makes no sense.

Haha I had a thriller zombie for a good 5 minutes after the Gersch one game! He was actually the last guy in the round and I'm just sitting up at the flopper platform waiting and wondering "where the hell is this last guy at??" Haha turned out it was MJ busting his moves across the map. I didn't even want to kill him :lol:

With there being no search function on this forum, it can be hard not to put up a repost if you're new to the site. This is definately all old news. But without there being a search bar to check this out, this kinda stuff will continue to happen. I know I read in the Member Lounge or something about how they took it down because the site was running slow, which is understandable. But having a forum without a search function is just crazy.It'd be nice to have that search function Mods! .Until that happens stop flaming someone for a repost. Especially a new member.

Yes, it works pretty good with two people. Every once in awhile a random zombie or two will run into the Flopper room, but it's not too difficult if you have a Raygun or the Thundergun. Me and my buddy actually got to level 49 doing this ;)