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None taken. Thank you for your input. -Whiskey

Yes. Feel free to try and pass it. I'll never set aside that much time for Zombies again. Being a grown-up is lame. -Whiskey

Love this. And yes, quite a few people are offended by those words as well. Why do you think so many people play multiplayer without a headset? They don't want to hear all that garbage. -Whiskey

+1

Hehe anyways, back on topic! If you hear someone use the term, ask them this: "Why the hell would you want to rape a Zombie?" I have done this many times and the reactions are priceless. -Whiskey

Says the guy with the fondness for fruity drinks... I kid, I kid If I tried that, then I would have to put a bullet in my brain. Just ridiculous, sir. lol -Whiskey

Fair enough. And I agree, why would one even imply that you would "rape" a zombie? Makes no sense. -Whiskey

I see. Thank you kind sir. I must have stopped just short of reading that section of your trilogy thread. -Whiskey

That's all that counts. Welcome to CoDz. -Whiskey

Excellent way to describe it. See? Just because some mindless numbers-obsessed twat coins a term, does not mean there are other terms to describe the same thing. -Whiskey

Not quite, perhaps. Maybe the "rotting Russian divers" were undercover CIA agents. Maybe CotD is similar to Five in it's silly premise. You can't dismiss these facts because you think Treyarch was just being lazy. Look harder. -Whiskey

Can someone explain to me how the Grief subplot ties in to the Zombies story (if at all?) Thanks! -Whiskey

Eh, "training" is sort of an abbreveation for the term. "Zombie Training" maybe? Just a thought.

We all know who the infamous Syndicate is, and while he is a somewhat above avergae Zombies player, he coined a term that so many people use online, that it has become stale. "rape train" is a very offensive and vulgar use of words. I rarely play with randoms because most of them are insistent on using the term, and it is very, very undignified. The instant I hear someone utter that vulgar term, I cringe. Rape is by no means funny or in need of being exploited as a term to describe LOOPING, which is the correct way to describe getting Zombies bunched up in a line to then turn around and mow down with your weapon of choice. AND before you slam my post for not searching first, know that I DID in fact search for the topic, and found nothing similar. In other words, if you happen to play Zombies with me or anyone else here, please refrain from using that term. Or else I'll delete you and never speak with you again. -Whiskey

1. Verruckt The manly man's Zombies map. The tight corridors force you to play smart and not foolish. I love the element of chance: you can either spawn next to Quick Revive (which is useless in WaW solo, OR you can spawn next to the almighty Juggernog.) The super fast sprinter Zombies in this map also make it a even greater challenge! 2. Five Another manly map. The tight spaces in the starting room are great for some expert looping, and the War Room is my favorite place to loop in any Zombies map! Plus, the Thief is a nice touch, because if I manage to kill him and get my weapon back, I go all Tank Dempsey and yell: HEY! ZOMBITCH! NO DICE! Hehe 3. Shi No Numa The classic Zombies map. A little on the easy side for veterans of Zombies, but I digress. You can employ almost any Zombies strategy you can think of here. Plus it's great for Solo! 4. Ascension Okay, okay. I know, this is a super easy map. BUT I love it because I like to see how far I can get with just a single weapon. It's great for warming up with each of your favorite points weapons, and it's a blast in Co-Op! 5. Der Riese I've played this map to death in Solo. Not really familiar with it in Co-Op. I had to include it because it's the first map I ever posted a high round on (52 solo) and the fact that it just fits as a Zombies placeholder. MAPS I DESPISE: Shangri-La Well not really the map itself, it's a nice challenge for Solo. The EE makes me want to punch infants. Call of the Dead Again not the map layout itself, I just see it as George being a largely undignified annoyance.

Exactly. I don't mean to sound like a tool, but I have never payed a dime for XBL. The only money i've ever spent on anything Xbox is new controllers or games. I won't disclose how I obtain it because it would cost a member of my family his job. (And NO he does not obtain them illegally.) BUT, if you guys are nice, I may be able to hook y'all up with some MS points. ANYWAYS Back on topic. Sometimes I am able to play BO1 maps offline and sometimes I'm not. BO2? Nope. It's bullshit.

If you are playing solo, lag should not be a factor. Another fail by Treyarch... It wouldnt be EXEPT for the fact tray-fail gave us a bunch corrupted local files... we have to be online to play die rise, and we can't all have perfect Internet... Man, that bites ass... Not being able to play local is really stupid. Probably a greedy move by Activision and Xbox Live, having to be online to be able to play DLC. Any other games I play that have DLC can be played offline just fine. F U Activision. /rant over

I'd like to request the medal for being a member of the site for 2 years. Didn't know you could recieve a medal for that until now. -Whiskey

Another thing you guys are missing is that the link to that video is one of THREE. So there, still stands to this day. I seriously doubt anyone will beat this. Nobody wants to play without their precious Juggs. -Whiskey

Smart man.

If you are playing solo, lag should not be a factor. Another fail by Treyarch...

Silly in the Normal mode, yes. With BO2, the opinions expressed here could be implemented into Cusotm games. -Whiskey

This. And for those of us who have odd job hours as well. We simply don't have the time to gather 3 other people. But, it's Treyarch's baby, and they do what they see fit. EVEN if it does not make sense sometimes.

I see "they" removed my post. That's cute. But after thinking it through, I believe I owe you an apology. I'm so sorry you think I'll tolerate anyone taking jabs at fellow theorists. No jabs, no problem. So, here's to more theories, and hopefully more egg finding. Good day. -Whiskey

Nice find! Can't wait to try this out :D