DarthChronikus

First off... Wiki is a good source, maybe not 100% but much better info than just THEORIES. 2nd... Play the game... Listen to the radios, put the work in and learn whats going on by playing and discovering and you will know that Peter worked for cia & infiltrated the group 935 in derriese and because they were compromised, Peter the cia informant was sent to verruckt from derriese after he was discovered to be cia... marines deployed to verruckt to save peter, Richtofen takes peter and 1 last marine that survived zombie attack (john banana aka tank dempsey) to shi no after verruckt and derries were compromised, maxis was gone (aether) and richtofen had to get somewhere he could continue experiments safely. He went to shi no and continued experiments and ended up wiping everyones memory clean and kills peter (we dont know how exactly peter died all we know is peter dies at shino.) from shi no they go back to derriese and then start teleporting to kino, shangrila, ascension and then siberia (cotd) and so on...

it is obviously not a big part of the story... but you can hear it once the power is turned on and it is around the lighthouse... you DO NOT have to complete the easter egg... I am listening to it on 5.1 surround sound Headphones and it is 100% a elephant. This is zombies and EVERYTHING has something to do with the story... but this is obviously just a tiny part... ultimately I am from the school of thought that it was a teaser to the next map but I havent played shangri la yet because greedy treyarch wants extra money from microsoft and dont know if there are elephants on shangri la... are there elephants on shangri la?? but seriously, WTF IS A ELEPHANT DOING IN SYBERIA???

you don't have to complete the easter egg to hear it... and it seemed pretty random to me... 100% definitely an elephant... if this is solved then why is it there??? I am assuming that there are elephants on shangri la maybe... but WTF is a elephant doing in syberia on COTD??? lets solve this for real i am down...

So better late than never... UPDATE So I noticed that after you do the egg and get the d.machines they keep coming back again and again anytime there is a death machine power up everyone gets 90 second d machines again like there is something you are supposed to do with them. Latest update is that we took the death machines to all the perks by which characters matryuska dolls were near, tak went to flop, demp to stam up nik to speed and ric to nog and we shot the perk machines up trying to get a power surge into the mechanism... I based this off of one time we all shot death machines at the mechanism directly and I noticed revive and nog spitting up sparks as if they were all somehow connected... after the perk machine fail we took the death machines to the lander stations same way as before and shot them trying to get a power surge to go back to mechanism... fail 2... after playing cotd and completing the easter egg same way it seems more likely that the ascension easter egg is complete they both end same way you get a super weapon.

Nice investigative work! Can't wait for Shangri-La

SEE EDITS IN ORIGINAL POST ABOVE there are 3 versions of my idea i am trying, same idea just 3 different variations... first try was a fail and then double fail when the video crapped... ready to attempt #2 and #3 anytime...

MY MAN i fuqin lagged out yesterday... LAG ops sucks sometimes, especially on the lagstation... Even Had everything done this morning, weapons upgraded, ready to free dude and 1 guy timed out, literally in front of the thing he is trapped in as we are getting ready to throw the gersch device... I almost broke my controller... Getting ready for round 2 after 10 hour marathon... I would really like to have this vid up, pass or fail... but I aint givin up...

Jesus I just want some good players to help me... If you wanna know the theory then come help.

Yes it ends with the death machines, you take the death machines to 4 different parts of the map, THIS IS MY OWN ORIgINAL THEORY. When you get a death machine power drop after the nodes it gives you 4 death machines again for 90 seconds. If you listen to the voice and the steps it seems pretty obvious to me what to do, but again I am in my 30's, college educated, and not surrounded by 13 yr old trolls telling me what to do. I WILL REVEAL AFTER I GET A TEAM TO TRY IT AND HAVE IT RECORDED... STAY TUNED or COME HELP!!! I need some good players to do this so it don't take all friggin day and night. Thanks

I don't need any non-believers on my squad. My message states I want to record it so then I can put it up for all to see. I am trying to get the proof, but if you wanna prove it with me, a little faith will be required. I will have video of this up soon, and it will be WINNING, or a epic fail... Who want to take a chance at being a WINNER??? Message me...

I have figured out what to do after you get the death machines... I need a group of experienced zombie killers to help me record it. You must have mic and you must have been to at least round 25. I will be online all day trying to accomplish this. Join Me and become part of Zombie History!! ps3 GT: DarthChronikus EDIT: there was supposed to be a question mark ater solved... and my intention is to have a video up before the end of day, it would be nice to have some helpers instead of HATERS 2ndEdit: I always thought these forums were for fun, I don't understand the negativity and hate from some but oh well, you assholes win this round... Flame On... Thank you to those of you that did support. As long as there is no other info on a theory i have out there, I aint giving it up so easy, if you want to know what I did and tried today check my youtube channel in a few days... and i apologize for the thread name being misleading, although this is all for fun I do understand that zombies is serious business. Respects I dunno when I originally posted this but I think that I can change the post subject and add the question marks. I hope it worked. So better late than never... UPDATE So I noticed that after you do the egg and get the d.machines they keep coming back again and again anytime there is a death machine power up everyone gets 90 second d machines again like there is something you are supposed to do with them. Latest update is that we took the death machines to all the perks by which characters matryuska dolls were near, tak went to flop, demp to stam up nik to speed and ric to nog and we shot the perk machines up trying to get a power surge into the mechanism... I based this off of one time we all shot death machines at the mechanism directly and I noticed revive and nog spitting up sparks as if they were all somehow connected... after the perk machine fail we took the death machines to the lander stations same way as before and shot them trying to get a power surge to go back to mechanism... fail 2... after playing cotd and completing the easter egg same way it seems more likely that the ascension easter egg is complete they both end same way you get a super weapon.

I want to try this. Has anybody seen or heard about any groups shooting the 4 perk machines with the death machines once recieved. here is my theory. I have tried and seen people try lots of different things like shooting the one door that looks like the one on cotd and also shooting the kessamir mechanism... so when I was shooting the kessamir with the death machine I noticed that the perk machines (you can see revive and nog) started spitting sparks and acting funny. So the voice says power is rerouted to the kessamir mechanism, and the machines are tied into the power. So what if all four players went to the perk machines same as node 2 and fired at the perk machines and send a power surge to the kessamir mech... any good serious players wanna try this msg me ps3 gt: darthchronikus just mention codz perk theory.... thanks

you are a loser with no common sense and no ability to reason and read between the lines BRING IT ZOMBITCH

Do you read ANY of my posts, or do you just automatically get defensive??... Stop Hating. That is basically exactly what i said about the nacht, it has nothing to do with the real story, never did never will, but thats just how treyarch likes to mess with us. All complete dialogues available on youtube http://youtu.be/GEYsl6tR2Sw. Fact: they all lost their memories AFTER leaving shinonuma, except for richtofen. Players dialogue reveal and general part of the storyline that they lost their memory from 115 exposure... remember the giant meteor?? (check tank dempsey dialogue on ascension for some real interesting dialogue regarding Ric and shino and the whole memory loss plotline) Fact: the players would have no recollection of peter because peter died at shino, after shino they lose their memories and go to derriese where maxis was and would have known him or known of him. and from derriese they teleport to kino in the near future where maxis had previously worked on the zombies and (presumably)dg3 thunder gun... a pretty great gun "A GREAT MAN" would have built. *note*: (it is important not to get peters timeline confused here bc peter went from verruckt to derriese to shino the players went shino to derriese to kino) Fact: The only ones that know about the teleporter capable of time travel is richtofen and tank,nik,tak. revealed in the intro to kino on solo and player dialogue. Fact: the events on ascension are happening at the same time as the events in 'five' The red phones on ascension will randomly ring and you can hear the 'five' characters calling from the zombie outbreak at the pentagon...Need some beans for the chawder here! Fact: The events in derriese and kino are taking place in nazi germany and the events in ascension/five are taking place cold war era and the only ones capable of time travel are the four heros, which also blows the theory that the DG3 Thundergun was built in the cosmodrome it was built by maxis in kino(with the help of a russian or russians??) Fact: The only one that could be 'the thief' coming out of aether thru the americans teleporter are maxis sam yuri or whoever is trapped in aether (fluffy is not the pentagon thief, sam is not, yuri is skinny tall lanky dude seen in the ascension picture, so who could it be???) THEREFORE: the picture has to be Dr. Maxis, and the Thief is Maxis as well Maxis is gonna become one of the main characters I am predicting... we will just have to wait and see unless of course treyarch is just raping us and laughing:/ You know why you don't waste gun powder on a black bird, because you cant eat crow. So why am I gonna keep shooting it if I cant eat it, Your a dam fool. Spam? Fuq Off

Man you are annoying... Nacht der untoten is the end if you play the iphone app richtofen turns into a zombie and dies with no other comrades, and treyarch has admitted that map has nothing to do with the storyline other than that, it is the end of the story now, what used to be the beginning is now the end, and thats how they mess with us. Go back and read my posts you fool, you have to use deductive reasoning because they dont just come out and say oh yeah this who the picture is. noone besides richtofen knows who peter is because their memories were wiped clean at shinonuma when richtofen experimented with the 115 on them and peter was already dead at shi no. STOP ANNOYING ME YOU NEWB

Ricgtofen turns into a zombie/dies at the very beginning of nacht der untoten this is only revealed in the iphone version and that is the VERY END of the story nacht der untoten is the very end in the storyline (confirmed)

where is this pic from...? Yes man... Nice, I believe this is from DerReise and it is of a VERY YOUNG maxis

??? there is evidence for everything i said, what are you a zombie newb?? You need zombies 101 so here you go http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Zombies_%28mode%29 If you think I am gonna sit here and cut and paste and all that BS you are wrong!! I know what I am talking about, do your research and then challenge me.

one last thing... there is a picture of richtofen in the pap room on five along with another empty picture. No dialogue but anyone can tell it is maxis, unless treyarch is playing us. Maxis is supposedly the pentagon thief which would explain why his picture is missing on the five map, and sophia took it on the kino map, but whoever is trapped in aether on ascension might be the thief on five because they are happening simultaneously. but that would include maxis because maxis is in aether, if it is not maxis than it has to be yuri or gersch or whoever ( i havent really gotten to deep on ascension cant get a good party together always some yahoo has to quit or run and gun etc...) but how would the new ascension character tie into kino?? they dont, there is no mention before ascension and they are at different points in time and only richtofen and the other 3 know about time travel - Therefore It has to be maxis.

Look at what you have started... I dont know whether to give you brains or go kill the pig on 'five' and look for stupid correlations... dam zombies

nice one , that deserves a FIRST for you oh well I cut it anyways might as well paste here you goes http://www.callofduty.com/intel/465 BUT... HAS ANYONE FOUND IT YET?? Why did my post show up so late?? NM

Prove me wrong. I spend countless hours playing this game and researching theories. Just because I dont have PVR or mad cpu skill to cut paste copy repost etc... I am a grown intelligent man that pays attention to everything from intel, radios, easter eggs player dialogue, etc... The answers are out there you just have to be able to put the things together...

MY bad... SO how bout this... Activision gonna start charging to play COD... Basic gameplay will be free but any extras gonna have to be bought... Sonofa http://youtu.be/iPLhBhZgc94

http://kotaku.com/5801353/ brains??