IamTakeoMasaki

Thank you yellow-card! I don't believe Nikolai is a zombie, he's just veryyyyyy drunk. And richtofen will never get the chance to kill me! I am samurai!

I can almost smell the honor in Fluffy's post. But she knows not that we will sacrifice her to the Emperor!

That would end in your death nazi scum.

Your trying to kill me richtofen! And all we've done is been lab rats to your experiments. If it were up to me i'd be out and away from you guys! But the honor lies with Dempsey and the russian. Plus I get sushi from Nikolai.

Oh really richtofen, call me cow pig? Richtofen, "Watashi wa, nachisu no sukamu o yoko ni ni chokumen shite iru watashi no bokoku-go o hanasu!"

That is interesting glitch indeed zombicidal maniac! It may have been bad connection to make you stay up there. Richtofen and I always get washed off and I fall on my bum. Dempsey tries to cling on but falls. Nikolai thinks its vodka and drinks it. But honestly, that is cool glitch and it sounded like you had fun. See if you can do it again without bad connection.

Enough fighting you baka ahos! We must travel together as group to reach map pack 4! Like my people say, "Egao wa hamigaki no yo na mono mainichi mainichi migakanakya"

Ah see Richtofen, people do like me. It was not bad, I ate some sushi and practiced my katana skills all while being massaged by attractive women! Except I can't go back there after learing not to practice my katana skills WHILE being massaged.... Um... yeah. What about here? What's going on?

Ahh, I am back from long weekend at Asian Spa to relieve sinuses. I feel much better now! I love slicing the "freakbags" for the Emperor!

Paradise is hopefully a pharmaceutical establishment so I can get old style remedies for my ailment.

It gets annoying but like my ancestors say, "Kaeru no ko wa kaeru."

http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Ludvig_Maxis There's the picture of him from Shi No Numa.

I was honoring the Emperor by training for the War.

I kind of have to agree with DarthChronikus with Dr. Maxis being the missing portrait I mean put two and two together. But about Maxis being the pentagon thief? Seems a little far-fetched for my asian mind. If you go to Shi No Numa there's a picture of Ludvig Maxis, and if you look at the Pentagon Thief they look nothing alike. My theory is that the Pentagon Thief is either some lab techinician that was being experimented on or Yuri Kravcheski. Yuri was assisting Gersch with the Kassimir Mechanism before he got sucked into a Gersch Device. He may have survived it and teleported him into the Pentagon.

Richtofen your amount of evil done is great, one day you will pay for all of it!

Hey, you sir are no nice! Everybody likes me as I worked in Shi No Numa and that's where the Raygun plans were!

Mhmm, this is very peculiar. And it rather intrigues me. Would you mind posting that video so I can view this? I believe this could be a glitch used for great purposes...

Oof, sorry I havn't been on in awhile, the vomiting has gotten worse. Like another old Japanese proverb once said, "Saru mo ki kara ochiru." This topic reminds me back to the days of Shi No Numa. Remember the meteors Richtofen? Ahahahahahahaha, those were the days. Enough now, laugh time is over. The Emperor will slap me if he sees me enjoy things. Ugh I must vomit again. Takeo Out! Remember: "No power, no glory."

Alright guys this getting completely off topic with Richtofen getting suspicious of me. He knows I have my memory so he is wanting to kill me, and he is a bad person so I want to kill him.

I came first then all these noobs follow me? Like an old Japanese proverb once said, "Akinasu wa yome ni kuwasuna."

I am not far from death! Old Japanese secret keeps me alive even though the teleporter is not helping my health. But i'm surprised so many people don't believe I am in the chamber. If they pay attention to the dialogue between Richtofen and Nikolai they say my name.

Yellow-card do you know nothing about who I am? I am the definition of dull and boring. And Quick-Revive sounds delicious right now! Asian lulz.

Gross, no vodka. Only sushi. And I will kill Richtofen.

Like I said in an earlier post, I am the one throwing up. The teleporter has gotten me very sick and its frequent use is not helping. Richtofen knows about my sickness from the teleporter and I think he is using it as much as possible to kill me.

Thank you pandaman! And thumbs up for the creative name. Atleast your question was answered.