i am richtofen

well you see dude *starts setting up camping spot* i kinda like making jokes. i also kinda like making up theoryssssssssssss about zombies that are crazy but have some logic to them (check out my "some thing about the earth" thread for a example if you want) as well. but i do not like silly threads kinda like you. but it is funny how you are complaining about silly threads and bad grammar and you just made a silly thread. i mean after all this is a site about zombies where people can make threads and stuff like that. but this is not a site where people complain about the threads on them. i think the mods do a fine job locking threads where they need to be locked. i mean what type of site would this be if they locked every silly theory ? and sure some people use bad grammar on this site (me being one of them lol) but some people type on there phones or just do not care enough to use the right grammar. and those people (not the phone people) almost always leave the site in a week or 2. this site has many good users. like Alpha Snake or Faust or yellow-card or the other epic users who creep (best word i could come up with) around the site posting epic ideas and videos that are epic. and the good members all work together on this site figuring out the easter eggs and hidden clues. i think we (and by "we" i mean the really smart people on the site) figured out the Shangri La easter egg before any body else did. so there is no need to make a whole thread about people who make silly theorys or use bad grammar. you think every body will stop just because you made a thread about it ? i do not think so. NOW COME ON! give me your best come back post. come on give me your best OMFG BBQ WALL HACKS post. or i will just go ahead and ride my pig to victory. rant over!

what recipes ? wait dont tell me you took the one that says juggernog on it. THAT GIVES YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA! i was gonna give it to Dempsey as birthday gift. it would of been funny. and the Stamin-up one is well......... lets just say you will want to stay by a bathroom. BUT if you survive pooping out all that poop that you are gonna be pooping you can come with us to the moon. i need a new test subject anyway....... i mean oh look a cute little bunny holding a bottle of double tap. wait bunny dont drink that NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL i see what you did there. but you never know in zombies. i mean for all we know there could be some random brick in Der Riese that has a note hidden under it. or maybe if you press the 4 buttons in the starting room on Shangri La you travel back in time for some reason. who knows man!

that kinda hurt dude. are you saying my brains should go down because i have a theory that might be wrong or that is different ? i thought this was a place where people could share theorys and ideas about zombies. not a place where people go on people threads and insult them. i am so insulted right now that i am feeling like eating a cow that is eating a pig that is playing monopoly with a guy who is made out of TNT! so right_direct i ask you this WHY DO YOU HATE ME ??????????????????????? P.S. in case you guys can not tell i am joking right now. but really right_direct that was mean insulting my theory like that. AND U DID IT WITH ONLY 6 WORDS. now that is just mean dude. i really do not care if you guys see the crater or not. if it is there in game than i can be all like YAY I WIN BABY. and if it is not there then oh well. maybe i am just crazy huh ? ok my rant is over now it is safe again!

no no i was not insulted. you misunderstood my post i meant most of it as a joke. but i am sorry if i insulted you. wear glasses to lolz. butttttttttttttttttttt i do have another picture. lets see if this helps you guys out. this is earth. and yes i am using the same picture that fenny posted a few posts back. this is black ops earth. well with out the writing on it give or take. compare the 2 earths together. the pink circle is the crater. the yellow lines lead to what i think is some type of eye. this eye does not look like any piece of land is on the real earth so this could also be some thing. and the is pie well space pie that i put in there for no reason at all.

there is no reason to be a jerk dude. i am just pointing out what i see........ with about 5 semi-different huge pictures. dikkiedik1992 there is no reason to insult me with words i do not know and technology i do not own. i am just kidding! well if you guys dont agree me i am fine with that. no reason for me to rage at it. maybe it will show up in game and maybe it wont. who really knows!

evil but cool. you did kinda miss up my theory a little fenny i am not gonna lie. BUT after i looked over the picture you posted and compered it with the real picture the crater seems smaller but still there. here is yet another picture. i made the area where the crater is a little bit smaller. also i noticed what looks like a eye. this is not on the picture of the real earth that you posted so i think it may be some thing as well. here is the new picture. so thanks fenny. because of you i saw this weird eye thingy so thanks.

your earth looks a little different from the pictures i have seen. are you sure that is from in game ? because that earth looks way to good to be in blacks ops. there seems to be some minor differences between the earths. like the earth in the pictures we have seen for example part of it is at night time. the moon you posted does not seem to have the night time affect to it. i am not calling you a liar. i am just pointing out how the 2 earths seem different to me that is all.

well what if i show it to you from this angle ? focus on what is in the pink circle not the other silly stuff i put in there. remember you need to look at it VERY carefully to see what i am talking about. thanks!

ok this is cool and all but....... this does not explain how the crew gets to the moon as you said in the title. because i would guess that these "ships" are very small and meant for only monkeys to ride on them. so how would the crew fit ? also they dont have any space suits/helmets. so how would they...... well not die if they did not have any of the right equipment ? it is a good find but it needs a little bit more detail on how the crew gets to the moon and not how the monkeys get to the moon.

call of the dead is easy.... if you can get freaking jugs open. but as for moon no one really knows. i hope they make it around the size of Ascension but just a little bigger. because to me Ascension is almost the perfect size for a zombies map.

good eye novasix. i did not even see that part. but i was talking about more over to the left. right around here.

ok guys i did a little bit of work on this. and let me know if you can see what i mean now. ignore the talking zombie. ok so you see the pink circle thingy ? look carefully at the circle and you should be able to see the crater that i am talking about. also sorry about the huge pic. but every time i tried to focus in on just the moon it became way to blurry. thanks.

shut up Dempsey you are using google translate to write this. so translate this AFHILSALSFAHFSAHFASFSAASFHGSFAGUSFAJSFAJKGSFAGHFSAGHFASDGHLAFJHSFAVJHASFAAD. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the moon will be soon Wunderbar for killing the "freak bags" as you would say tine brain Dempsey!

look more carefully at it. there is a huge crater. it does not seem to mix with the rest of the earth. i looked at a globe and there is no hole/dry land like that in that part of the world. also the hole seems to be 3D-ish compared to the rest of the earth. if this was landmass the hole/carter would look more 2D-ish. and yes i know the earth is not flat. you kinda gotta look at it from angle.

i do not think it will let you have 3 guns. because what happens if you get downed ? do you lose the gun ? i mean if i all ready have 2 guns than if i buy the perk then hit the box and get the wave gun what happens ? you would lose the gun. so i do not think it will let you have 3 weapons. maybe it is a perk that upgrades your other perks by 3. but i guess that would make jugs a bit to powerful. but the perk could cost like 15000 points or something like that.

thank you for the huge picture. here are some [brains] for ya. like you said maybe there was a huge zombie invasion and the humans who were still alive lunched a nuke to try and kill em all.

i did not see a topic about this so i am gonna bring it up. ok so look at the moon (or the pink circle) you can see the earth. the earth seems to have some type of hole/crater in it. you need to look very carefully at it to see it. who or what made this hole/crater ? and what does it mean ? could a nuke of gone off to stop the zombies ? or could some thing even bigger have happened ? post what you think! EDIT: i updated my theory A LOT. as most of you will probably be able to see. ok first up the black ops earth. next is the real earth. now the black ops earth but with a pink circle around just the crater. and now the black ops earth but with lines pointing to every thing i saw. ok now if you made it past all the huge pictures then good job! now there is a pink circle around the crater as you can see. the yellow lines lead to what i think looks like some type of eye. the green text is pointing to the bottom of the earth. this part of the earth is probably at night time but it could also mean some thing. ok so now compare the black ops earth to the real earth. as you can probably see there some differences between the 2. ok well for starters there is no crater on the real earth that big lol. ok number 2 there does not appear to be any type of land that is shaped like that eye. even if it is not a eye i am almost 100% sure that there is no piece of land on the real earth that looks like that. the whole reason i made this thread in the first place is because Treyarch puts a lot of detail on the little stuff in zombies and mutiplayer. so you would think that the earth in the game would look like a almost perfect match to the earth in real life. and yet it does not look like the earth in real life now does it ? so i am thinking that this crater and the weird land shapes are there for a reason. maybe are heros fired some type of nuke to try and wipe out all the zombies and that is why they had to flee to the moon. who knows! ok guys that is all i got for now. i will post any thing else i find to be interesting or odd about the earth. so let me know what you guys and gals think. thanks for reading all! NEW ANGLE TANKS TO IamTakeo.

this is not the end of zombies or are heros. Treyarch wants to leave us with a cliffhanger. the team can not die. no it is really impossible they are just to awesome to die. maybe Richtofen will die or become a "bad guy" but the rest of the gang can not die. zombies will be back in black ops 2 or what ever it is called. so do not think of this as the beginning of the end think of it as the end of the beginning.

thank you.

lol what ? did you really just say that the wonderful waffle and the Thunder gun are noob weapons ? the wounder waffle takes a butt load of skill to use right. if you are on WaW that is. the thing can kill you and all the zombies with one shot. so if you just randomly run around shooting it you are gonna get yourself killed. you need to slow down for a second and aim. or if you see a large horde running at you just use 1 shot to kill em all. you know what i mean. the Thunder gun is by far the most "easy" gun to use just point and shoot and it will take out the horde. so if you are calling some wounder weapons "noobish" well than you could also say that the keyboard smasher is "noobish" to. you can say all wounder weapons are "noobish" if you want. but the point is if you see a wounder weapon in the box no matter what it is any body would take it. so you can not call any wounder weapon "noobish" if it is used by almost every single player now can you ? who cares if the gun is easy to use or not ? if it can kill a horde fast than i really do not care how hard/easy it is to use. a kill is a kill anyway you get it!

i have been to round 41 on Ascension solo. but all i have is the picture of the round from the corner of my tv which i only took so my friends would believe me when i told them i got to the round. here is the pic. as you can tell i took it with my sucky camera phone lolz.

yellow card why are you mad at me ? i said i was sorry for miss reading your post because i thought you were saying that the WaW waffle does not take out your jugs. i did not know you said black ops waffle because i miss read it. and i never said that i thought every wounder weapon was better than the waffle. i gave all the wounder weapons a "semi fair" review a few posts ago. i listed a few pros and cons of all the guns (not much on the VR-11 to be fair) and put a bad joke in between them every now and than. so are you mad at me because i miss read your post and said i was sorry ? or because i just may of miss read your post again and now you are mad at me ? or is it because your post was not aimed at me at all and i just made a ass out of myself ? how about this: we all stop fighting till map pack 4 comes out than we all fight about how the asfaliflgkahdalgsdalakgsad or what it will be called is the best wounder weapon or not. now lets just have a nice talk about why the keyboard smasher is the best wounder weapon or why it is not the best wounder weapon.

the thunder gun can kill zombies behind you if you shoot it at the ground. sure the zombie needs to right next to you but it can do it. and to answer your question yellow card....... well i really dont know why. because we can maybe.

oh sorry yellow card i read your post wrong. so sorry. but to me the black ops waffle and the WaW waffle are 2 different guns. the WaW one being the better one. because there really is no point in PaPing the black ops one because it still only kills like 12 of them at once. sure you get more ammo and a gold paint job but thats it really.