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sorry yellow card but it does. i have played Der Riese and SNN and the waffle does take out your jugs. i know this for a fact. i have shocked myself before and it does take away your jugs. if it does not than why do i get downed in 2 hits after shocking myself and the zombies ? is it a bug that only me and every single person i played WaW with has ? while i think you may be right about call of the dead because i have not lost my jugs on there after shocking myself i think. i dont remember. but anyway on WaW the waffle takes out jugs. you dont believe me go on WaW and try it. now lets just do what Johnson said and "settle the f*ck down." also i am not trying to flame you yellow card i am just stating the facts. now lets just all hug and make up.

how about this: THUNDER GUN: best for saving your butt and your teams butt. sure it does not give you any power ups but it is the best if you are trapped in a corner and need a fast way out. it is the best wounder weapon if you are running a train or you are in a panic because it requires almost no skill to use. WINTERS HOWL: it is a cool weapon and it is fun to use. FREEZZZZ FREAK BAGS. but it is you know kinda sucky. but it is still a decent gun and can buy you "some" time to revive a team mate or save your own butt. WOUNDER WAFFLE: it is just all around bad ass. butttttttttttttttttt it does take out your jugs if you fire it to close. so it is not really good if you are in a panic because you could end up killing yourself and the zombies. you need skill to use it right which is way it is not good if your in a panic and can not focus. VR-11: it is a very good tactical weapon. the only problem is it has very low ammo and can not really "kill" any thing till you PaP. but it can still be very useful if used right. SCAVENGER: it is just plain old fashion awesome. you can use it from very far away which makes it easy to save team mates from a distance. the sound it makes is awesome and it can kill a horde eazy. but it does have a delay and flopper is a must buy when you have this gun. 31-79 JGB215: it is just plain old fashion funny. it is good for running trains if you know how to use it. it has the most ammo out of any gun which makes it VERY useful in the higher rounds for when the monkeys are steeling your max ammos or if your not getting any power ups at all. plus it is fun to make baby crawlers. you see ? all the guns are good for different reasons and different maps. you can not really say "this gun is the best because of this" where not all wounder weapons would be good on every map. like if the Scavenger was on Verruckt for example you would be getting down back and forth. or if the keyboard smasher was on Shi-No-Numa you would not even be able to see the babys in the swamp. so lets not fight over which weapon is the best. they are all awesome in there own ways. and they are all used to kill freak bags. NOTE: i left the ray gun out because it is not a "power" wounder weapon. is the classic wounder weapon!

I WILL EAT YOUR BIG KNIFE THING THAT YOU CAN NOT USE IN GAME.

oh ya well you are a AFFEN ESSEN Stück der KARPFEN, der gerne seine ZÄHNE PUTZEN mit SCHAFEN PEE. oh and dont worry Fluffy i got 2 gifts for you now *hides flamethrower behind back* lets just say it will keep u nice and warm.

which button do i press for German ? Takeo how many times have i told you Sprechen sie normale SCHWEINE schnell KONFRONTIERT BELEBEN TRINKEN KUH PUNCHER. Now Fluffy *picks up Trench gun* i got a little gift for you.

go to the leaderboards and just take a picture of your name and your round. than upload it on to your computer in anyway you see fit. than you just upload it to a image sharing site like photobucket or imageshack. than you just upload the pic or the link to the pic here. after all that go to usergroups in the user control panel and send a request to the Richtofen group. than all you gotta do is wait for the mod to accept. the mod may ask for further proof. just a FWI (For Winning Information) i hope this helps.

hey i am ok with you guys taking down MS...... as long as you guys still let me get the map packs at the same time. dont worry like i said there is no way they are gonna renew this deal. mainly because of the fact if they did Activisions HQ would probably be brunt to the ground the next day by some very angry PS3/PC users.

i kinda see what you mean Arussianmonkey. here are a few reasons why i think solo is very eazy: 1: you have all the zombies to yourself. which lets you gain points a bit easier. even know you get less zombies if you max your points in the start you will have very little trouble getting jugs and the box. 2: you can revive yourself. some times your friends are not fast enough to save you. in solo you can always revive yourself. well 3 times. you know what i mean. 3: you do not need to worry about any team mates. you can run a train in peace knowing that none of your friends will be getting downed. plus you can spam the box as much as you want. it takes a bit of stress off the game. 4: less zombies. faster rounds = faster game play = higher rounds. while you can argue that you may get less points. it really does not matter if you good at running a train. 5: you can check out the map and all the little things in it. some times it is cool to just pick a map and walk around looking at all the little stuff Treyarch put in. when you play CO-OP you are more focused on killing zombies and making up plans. some times you just gotta enjoy the little stuff. this one has really nothing to do with how solo is easier just pointing out some thing that i think is cool. 6: you can try out new types of trains. the shorter and safer the train the better. in solo it is easy to try out new types of trains. while in CO-OP you get more zombies and need to use team work. plus you burn ammo faster as well. in solo you get all the stuff i said above. but do not get my wrong i like doing CO-OP more than solo because it is more of a challenge to me. i am not trying to flame you dude. i am just stating what i think.

i would be a Richtofen if solo was allowed. it was smart idea to not let solo count. because like zombieofthedead said just about everybody would be a Richtofen.

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taking a picture of your tv using a really bad camera phone is no fun. never the less i did it. i have 2 pictures one of them is from round 35 on black ops. and the other one is a round 30 game on WaW. they are a bit blurry. my gamertag is DXexe. here are the links/pics. http://my.imageshack.us/v_images.php i hope this is clear to enough. my phone sucks.

LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I DID NO SUCH THING. I ate your ray gun. that i pooped it out. HA HA HA HA HA.

hmmmmmmmm i dont know about you guys but i would love to kill zombies in a 70s/80s disco club. maybe some one hid some one 115 on the club and every one turned into zombies. just think about it killing zombies to disco music sounds awesome. and than when you active the real song (the one by Elena) all the zombies starting bobbing there heads to the song while still trying to kill you. and here are the 4 people you play as: Darth Vader. who needs a gun when you got force choke ? Red Forman from that 70s show like yellow card said. he would shove his foot up the zombies ass. the biker guy from the village people. just for the lolz. Tommy Vercetti form vice city. he can hold so many guns he will never run out of ammo. and the map will be called: DISCO DER TOTEN. i dont even know if they have discos in Germany. but if they dont than just put it in America and give it the same name. and the easter egg is you need to free the owner of the club from a "modified" gresh device. the owner thought it was some type of radio device. and while you are doing the easter egg you find out the owner is a ex group 935 scientist who is some how still alive. and when you free him EVERYONE gets a wounder waffle. now i know that sounds like a good reward but come on 4 players with the waffle = MASSIVE kill stealing. and the real heros are in the map to. after you free the owner you see the crew pop out of the device. and Dempsey says: "DAM IT. we are off course come on every one back in the black hole thingy we got a nazi to kill." than Nikolai says: can we stop for a drink while we are here ?" Takeo: "BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" Dempsey: "GET IN THE BLACK HOLE THINGY WE NEED TO F***ING STOP DI*CKTOFEN. Nikolai: "fine but you owe me some vodka once we get to *insert name of the next map here* ok ?" Dempsey: "fine." and the special zombies is a zombies with no arms and he is really big he will run at you and try to hit you but than once he realizes he can not hit you he will explode like a flamer. but he only does a little damage. but the catch is when he explodes he destroys your gun. he runs at you the same speed as a normal zombie. but he can only take 11.5% more damage. so he is not that hard to kill in the lower rounds. but has the rounds get higher and he gets stronger t could mean the end of you if he explodes next to you when you have your ray gun or a really good gun out. and if you only have one gun and he explodes next to you than the same thing happens on five if the thief takes your gun. you only have a knife. which = death. NOTE: if he destroys your gun you can get it back from the box/wall but if he destroys a ray gun/what ever the really big powerful wounder weapon is called it will not reaper for 3 rounds. well thats my idea for a disco map.

well MW3 will not have zombies. and i am kinda glad about it. i mean come on that would suck so much. as for what Nikolai115 said: as much i would love there to be 7 map packs for black ops (so we dont need to wait for black ops 2 for more zombies) there will only be 4. and i am sorry but i really really do not think the map pack will be called retaliation. i have a really long rant about why but i will save it for later. or maybe if i need i to use it for something silly.

ok first WELCOME to the site. this is old news but it is still good to have a thread about it for members who do not know. oh and FYI u do not need to knife the monkey for the 500 points. shooting them works as well. here are some [brains] for ya.

wow ZombicidalManiac i never even thought about the Wii. they dont even get the map pack. they got a even worse deal than the PS3/PC users do. i think that there is one thing that all Xbox/PS3/PC/Wii users can all agree on: Activison is nothing more than a evil evil company. they only care about the $$$. that is why we must ban together in 2012. we must (wow this is sounding a lot more dramatic than i thought it would) not let this deal happen again. we must make the AWESOME ENDING happen. and how do we do that you ask ? SIMPLE! we sneak into area 51 and than steal as much 115 has we can. we than ether go with plan A or plan B or even plan C. PLAN A: put 115 in all of there workers food/drinks to turn them into zombies. or at least give them a tummy ache. PLAN B: make a bunch of wounder weapons and have a little "chat" with Activison. PLAN C: make a bunch of Wunderwaffes and stick them up Activisons CEO and all there works butts. i say we go with plan C.

Eh i seen worse. it of would been funny if right as the guy was about to shoot him his target took 2 steps to the right. and than he would be all like: "I TOLD U TO STAND STILL U IDIOT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" rage is always funny.

no no. i am not "freaking out" just explaining some things. what ever i dont care what you think. my rant is done. well at least i did not go yelling in caps for no reason what so ever like this: OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN THE SAME WEBSITE THAT BROUGHT US LEAKED INFO ABOUT EVERY OTHER MAP PACK BROUGHT US MORE LEAKED INFO, IT ONLY MAKES SENSE JUST THINK REALLY, AND NO I DONT THINK DRIVE IN OR SILO OR WHATEVER COULD BE THE NEXT MAP, SO ITS JUST A COENCIDINCE THAT MAXIS SAYS IN DER RIESE THAT AMERICA HAS A LARGE AMOUNT OF ELEMENT 115, HUH, OR THAT ON EVERY BULLETIN BOARD ON THE WHOLE GAME THERE ARE PICTURES OF AREA 51, OT THAT IN FIVE AREA 51 IS ON THE SCREEN, OR THAT THERE ARE CORDINATES FROM PREVIOUS ZOMBIE MAPS THAT PINPOINT AREA 51, AND NOW WE HAVE A MP MAP THAT TAKES PLACE IN AREA 51, WITH AN APPLE, UNDER A TELEPORTER LIKE CONTRAPTION, AND THERE NOT GONNA GIVE US NEW GUNS LIKE THAT, THEY HAVE TO END BLACK OPS ZOMBIES WITH A BANG, IF THEY JUST PUT THE AK47 IN MAP PACK 2 LIKE IN WAW THE ENDING WOULDNT BE SO MUCH DIFFERENT THAN THE BEGGINING, BESIDES THE EASTER EGG THAT WILL TAKE PLACE INNN *QUARANTINE*BLACK OPS ZOMBIES WILL HAVE TO END IN A BIGGER WAY ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i know some one said that i just dont know who. xoxo love you.

ok that is it. this has gone on long enough. you are breaking the code of conduct. here is the the rule that you are breaking: NO LEAKED INFORMATION: Under no circumstances should you post leaked information on CoDz,(Pictures/Articles/Videos/Links). Doing so will result in the Topic/Post being deleted & warnings being issued, repeat offenders will be banned, then onto Permanent banning. This is for your own good as others have lost their youtube channels & such due to copy right infringements. If in doubt DO NOT POST IT, you have been warned. that is a copy and paste from the code of conduct my friend. now SHOW US PROOF. show us any proof you have of the next map being area 51 that is not leaked info. there is NO PROOF. now stop talking about the leak. a leak that was made up by some dude may i remind you. i mean the guy said he made it up for crying out loud. and here is the main difference between the MP2 leak and the MP3 leak: there was a picture of the MP2 poster. there is no picture of the poster/info of MP4 on the site. and you know the old saying "pics or it did not happen" now can we forget about all this leak info bs and focus on the title of the topic ? lets talk about the AK-47 being in map pack 4. i am not trying to flame you Syndicate2. i enjoy finding out new info about new zombie maps as much as the next guy. but leaked info is not a good thing on this site. and you broke the code. and you know how the song goes: "you fought the code and the code won"

guys the Ascension Launch facility is way to over rated. me and 3 friends went there we payed 1500 bucks PER A PERSON. we got there by using this thing called a "lander" and when we got there this HUGE spinning dildo almost knocked my head off. and for some reason all the color was gone and i felt like i was in some old black and white movie. and all the so called "space men" were just some dudes with some really ugly skin. but there were some cute monkeys but they kept on steeling my juggernog. which by the way cost 2500 bucks just for a small. than this dude got trapped and we had to save him. i think his name was "Niko Bellc" or some thing like that. so we did a brunch of crazy stuff for him that made no sense at all. and i got hit on the head trying to grab these floating letters that came out of no where. than we had to shoot this black hole thingy with a air gun and a bubble gun and for some reason we had to throw one of those wired Russian dolls in there to. so than out of no where a huge ass machine gun poops its way in to my hand and we starting killing all these space men for not being nice to us. i mean they tried to eat us for crying out loud. but than about 89 seconds later the machine guns pooped there way out of are hands. and thats right i said 89 seconds. THEY RIPPED US OFF 1 SECOND OFF AWESOME. suckyest vacation ever. of all time. but i heard of this great new hotel. it is some place called call of the some thing. i heard that a brunch of famous people have stayed there in the past. i hope that it is WUNDERBAR!

here is the way i see the time line and the future of most CoD DLC going: BLACK OPS MP4: comes out late August or first week of September for Xbox. than comes out mid October for PS3/PC. MW3. comes out November. first MP in February- March for PS3/PC. maybe a month later for PC. than repeat the process until map pack 3 or 4 (depends on how many are released) BLACK OPS 2. games comes out November 2012. than in December MS and Activison sit down and talk about there deal DUN DUN DUN. GOOD ENDING: MS and Activison do NOT renew there deal and Xbox owners AND PS3 owners AND PC owners can all kill zombies together once again. NOT GOOD ENDING: MS and Activison DO RENEW there deal for 10 more years and PS3 owners and PC owners get fu**** over. and sooner or later most of them stop buying Cod. making Cod ether STOP TOTALLY or it becomes a Xbox ONLY game. AWESOME ENDING: Treyarch gives Activison the finger and breaks off from them. they than decide to make a zombies ONLY game which is AWESOME. Treyarch than makes a series of other AWESOME games where Xbox owners AND PS3 owners AND PC owners all get the DLC ON THE SAME DAY. THE END.

forget about the teddy bear yellow card i want to know why she gave me 2 CHINA LAKES AND 2 LAWS IN A ROW. worst 3800 points ever. tell me why. is it because of what happened in Der Riese ? listen i am sorry about that but your farther did not pay the bill at lunch earlier that day. and he ordered a taco and lever worst. DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE IT IS THAT WE GOT TACOS IN DER RIESE ? VERY! that is why it cost so much. i only locked both of you in the teleproter room because i wanted to sneak into the break room and take the taco (HE DID NOT EVEN FINISH IT) that i brought. but than you guys died and zombies broke out so i kinda left. BUT if it makes you feel any better the taco was great. oh and i am probably going to become bad guy in map pack 4. which mean you be viewed in more of a good guy kinda way. BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT i will still defeat using my master plan which is: ***PLAN DELETED/HIDDEN AT THE REQUEST OF TREYARCH*** and that is why i need to stick a cow up a kangaroos but and than nuke island of NASAKHASAAAD. it is a island so awesome its name is just a brunch of random letters. so thats my plan. i hope u enjoyed it.

how is this impractical ? i mean this is ZOMBIES we are talking about. i mean this what technology was made for.

wow. just wow. keep up the good work. i wounder whats in the full server. here take some [brains] they taste great.

no no no. it is a joke. u see when black ops first came out there was a glitch on one of the MP maps (Havana i think) where there was A FLOATING APPLE. Treyarch got a lot sh*t about it. even know it was patched in a few days (i really do not know why people were made about a flying apple) they still got some sh*t from it. so Treyarch in order to show that they have a sense of humor they put the apple there as a joke to reference the mistake made. it has nothing to do with zombies in anyway. now i agree with OstonedshooterO. you my friend have ZERO proof that the next map will be area 51 or be based off of hanger 18. all the proof u have is a list of what the other zombie maps are based off of. (and call of the dead was based off of project nova as well as Discovery) now you do have some proof for the AK-47 thing i will give u that. but Dempsey did also talk about "a new objective" in the same quote so it is not rock solid. i am not trying to flame you or any thing dude. i am just pointing out some facts. but you need to understand that you need some more proof to back up your theory.