i am richtofen

NINE we can not sing the force field song any more because Treyarch copyrighted it. BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT i wrote a new song for us to sing. and it goes a little like this: OH we are at Shangri La killing zombies. Dempsey is ripping there guts out via there butts. Nickolai is punching a zombie in the face with a ray gun while drinking wadka HEY! Takeo has a big ass knife that the player can not use but it still looks awesome. and he just punched a cow HEY! OH! you could not play as us in call of the dead. but we came back and we are kicking zombie butt again HEY! Kinda like the time that pig punched Tom Hanks in the face HEY! the gang at call of the dead is cool and all BUT lets just face facts MR.Rooker is really a hooker HEY! OH five u say ? it is a good map but not as WUNDERBAR as Shangri La is HEY! JFK is cool and all but he has never shot a thunder gun just like Obama HEY! but i guess it is ok because u can go up to a zombie yell FREEZE than get downed once you realized you forgot to reload the howl HEY! OH! we will be in map pack 4 and it will rock and roll! But Treyarch better not try to make a map pack with out us again. OH! Because if they do than i will stick the wounder waffle up there CEOs BUTT HEY! and than his Doctor will be all like: OMFG BBQ WALL HACKS HOW DID U GET THAT UP THERE. HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HY HEY HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the end! sing it in a really heavy metal beat. and uh that is all.

they way i see it is Richtofen has one map left in map pack 4. after that he will probably be a bad guy. which could make Sam good. so Sam could become the new member of the crew as stated above. maybe she could have some type of powers. like maybe she can take over the bodys of zombies and use them to shoot guns and toss zombies out of the other heros way. oh no. WE ARE IN THE FEAR WORLD AGAIN. QUICK SOME ONE GET POINT MAN ON THE PHONE. WE NEED MORE DOUBLE TAP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. oh and we could never kill of Takeo. i have a long rant about why in another thread. but i will give you the short and sweet version. ok here it is: IF WE LOSE TAKEO THAN WE WILL NOT HAVE ARE LITTLE BUNDLE OF BADASS ANY MORE. and that my friend is not WUNDERBAR at all.

there is a 115% change of there being a map pack 4. i mean they cant end black ops zombies with shangri La. there are so many unanswered questions (and there will probably be more in map pack 4) that need answers. i mean just think of the easter egg that one will have. i mean in the last one we want back in time. whats next ? every one needs to kill at least 115 zombies and than eat a waffle while petting a cow that is eating a taco ? and if they released the WaW maps for black ops i would most likely not get it. unless it came with a new map. because i already have all the WaW maps for WaW. but if it came with a new map well than i would be all like: "OMFG BBQ WALL HACKS A NEW MAP AND THE CLASSIC MAPS LETS ALL GO PUNCH ZOMBIES IN THERE TOES AND PLAY THE PIANO WITH THAT GUY OVER THERE WHO IS MADE OF CHEESE WITH ARE SUPER EXTRA AWESOME THAT COW ATE THAT DUDES FACE FACE ON." or you know some thing like that.

i like the map the way it is. the flamers are eazy to kill and are very useful to take out zombies around him. and the shrieker zombies not to bad ether. the monkeys make all those silly little carpenter into max ammos and nukes. and i am glad they got rid of the whole "hey u need to wait 3 to 5 more rounds to get a max ammo have fun running around with a empty thunder gun and waffle." ya now u can has many max ammos has you want. has long as your a good shot that is.

oh i made a few typos get off my back will ya ? and Block and Gery sound way better than Brock and Gary. and FWI means: for winning information (yes i did just make that up) and i rushed thru the whole Maxis and fluffy and the extreme poop with the cows thing. looking over my post i can see it was a little well sucky. the one time i do not hit preview post button this happens :roll: now get off my back will ya ? or i will eat your spleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeens glad i could make you guys chuckle a little.

welcome to the group. ok now number 1 the radios are not Maxis. the radio is messages from Brock and Gary. fixed that. u free them in the easter egg. i can see how u made the mistake because i think Block and Maxis have the same voice actor. second the map is called Shi-No-Numa. a eazy mistake dont worry about it man. just a little FYI for ya. fixed that one to. ok now for 3 Maxis WAS NOT a test subject for 115. he was the leader of group 935 and helped create zombies. he was NOT immune TO 115. this is confirmed by the computer in the black ops menu where Maxis says some thing along the lines of: "i can not be sure any more the element has infected my mind" or some thing like that so he is 100% not immune. ok 4th Peter was not his partner. that is Richtofen. Peter was a American spy who is the hanging man on Shi-No-Numa. he was most likely killed by Richtofen. and i do not consider any thing on the iphone to be canon to the main story. Richtofen is the one who locked Maxis and Sam in the Teleporter with fluffy. they are now trapped in a place called aether which is place between the living and the dead. also i am not trying to flame you BTW i am just trying to help u out a bit. WELCOME TO THE GROUP. again. ya i rushed thu this. STOP WITH THE FLAME. it burns.

ok here is what i think. the ripped page is not for a loading screen. and it is not a new/old map. but what it really is is A ORDER FORM. a order form to ORDER MORE BOOKS! if u look in the bottom left corner you can see a part with a doted line on it kinda like the ones that you cut out and you mail to the company that ONLY COSTS 25 CENTS. you know the ones u find in COMIC BOOKS. and also the type that lets you ORDER NEW (but also cheap) TOYS. also in the top left it says something like "worlds most played" Sam may be ordering more "toys" to use to kill her other "toys" or it could mean the return for some are favorite toys. so it could also be Treyarchs way of telling us that the black ops zombies is almost over (still got map pack 4) but zombies will be coming back in black ops 2!

ok i can speak and read a little bit of Russian. the crate says:ВИНТОВКк И ОРУЖИЕ which in English means: "some thing" and weapons. now i have no clue what ВИНТОВКк means (i just started to learn the language) but И ОРУЖИЕ means: "and weapons" so it is safe to say that "blank" and weapons are in said crate. i hope this helps in some way.

great theory u got there. here take some [brains] but the only thing is Richtofen yells out "NOW I CAN CONTROL THEM ALL" so why would they go back to NDU and verruckt when they could move on to the next map all ready ? it would be kinda funny if there was something hidden on NDU like a document on 115 or some type of radio message hidden under a rock or something. than every one would be all like: THIS WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME REALLY ? ether way good theory man.

i know the perfect song for Shangri La. DISCO DUCK! i mean it is so random it would fit perfect. killing zombies to disco music can be awesome at times. but i mean come on guys Parediolia is awesome song. we should just have Elena doing all the songs. i mean wont back down was not fitting at all for zombies (+ the song sucked) and i liked not ready to die but u can not beat Elena and her awesome screaming.

this is not a booberlish thread at all.

i think once Treyarch figures out that we like a certain gun or weapon they take it away from us so that they can give it back to us in some type of easter egg. for example when we got are waffles back on call of the dead every one was all like OMFG BBQ WALL HACKS THEY GAVE US A WAFFLE. and when they gave us the MP40 every one was like OMFG BBQ WALL HACKS THEY GAVE US THE MP40 SUPER LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZ. and when they gave us back are original heros every one was all like: OMFG BBQ WALLS HACKS SUPER TACO EPIC LOLZZZZZ FACE Dempsey AND Richtofen AND Nickolai AND Takeo ARE BACK BABY. they will probably re-add the MP40 in map pack 4 so we will be all like: OMFG BBQ WALL HACKS THEY GAVE US BACK THE MP40 AGAIN NOW WE CAN GO PET COWS AND RIDE A PIG TO VICTORY WITH ARE SUPER EXTRA AWESOME LOLZZZZZZZZ FACE ON. or you know some thing like that.

Ja it was just a joke. i have no clue how u would do any of the steps in the easter egg from the safe. unless of course some one sneaked in a copy of black ops into the safe and than downloaded the DLC and than played the map. thus making it a game within a game within a game. IT IS LIKE INCEPTION BUT VIDEO GAME STYLE. but ya more on topic it does not matter if u did the call of the dead easter egg or not. because that would mean if u got map pack 3 but u did not get map pack 2 and than got map pack 4 u would only have the focus stone and no golden rod. or some thing like that.

wait wait wait u played on call of the dead as richtofen ? HACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean whats the point ? u would be locked in a safe for the whole game.

whats with the hate on the M16 ? that is a great gun. good power with a fair amount of ammo. and the Skullcrusher is just awesome. full auto with a very good amount of damage and a lot of ammo. and add deadshot in to the mix u got a head shot machine. but do not get me wrong i love the MP40 (my fav off the wall gun) and i have no idea why Treyarch would BRING IT BACK in call of the dead and than TAKE IT WAY in Shangri La. if we are lucky they will bring it back in map pack 4 or at least put it in MR.box for us. or how about has a reward in the next big easter egg they give EVERYBODY PaPed MP40 as a 3ed gun with 115000 ammo. i think that would be sweet.

i got downed after hearing this line it was so funny. Dempsey turning on the power: HEY TREYARCH I SOLVED YOUR STUPID F**KING OBJECTIVE.

nah i stopped trying to clone people after the whole zombie our break thing. i mean cloning neat-o can i use it to clone myself some more spleens so that i can combine it will the focus stone ? oh and dont worry the stone is no danger at all. well to me that is.

well we already have a "iam" for Nikolai but i what ever. why dont u go get me some more spleens and than i will think about getting you some wadka. i need to eat a lot of those spleens so i can stay healthy for map pack 4. they are great for you. there even better when u eat them while pulling another one out of a dead zombie. THERE JUST SO WUNDARBAR.

you may be on the wrong forum friend. about 97% of people are this site care A LOT about the easter eggs. we are still on the high from the easter egg. it will die down in a few weeks. if u want to talk more about game play i recommended u check out the "general zombie discussion" u can talk more about game play on there. hopes this helps u a bit.

well i mean come on both Dempsey and Takeo have almost there full memory back. Dempsey even said he knows Richtofen made the zombies. and Takeo has said he is planing to kill Richtofen. now here is the way i see it. if Richtofen grabs the stone he yells out: "NOW I CAN CONTROL THEM ALL HA HA HA HA HA" or some thing like that. now i think the rest of are heros were probably all like: GET HIM. so Richtofen will probably be are new bad guy. his last map as a "good guy" will probably be map pack 4 after that Treyarch will be all like: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL sorry no more zombies till black ops 2 but have fun playing *new zombie map name here* and figuring stuff out in there. but more on topic the golden rod was ether put there to show that map takes place after CoTD or it is part of a easter egg we have not found yet. and i think it is part of easter egg we have not found yet. i mean just because we found and solved the main easter egg in like 2 days does not mean that there is not any more easter eggs. maybe if Richtofen holds X (or square or with ever the PC action button is) on something the golden rod will unlock a radio or some thing like that. but remember flaming is not the answer. so do not go insulting other members just because they have a theory and u do not like it. thanks for reading all this.

we are near the end of black ops zombies. or are we near the end of zombies period ? lets look at the situation shell we ? RICHTOFEN: he has the stone and the rod. so in other words he is holding on to some crazy stuff. not only that but there is a shine for him in the focus stone room as well. is this his grave ? or is there where the zombies are his slaves ? or is it some how both ? and what does he have planed for the rest of the gang ? DEMPSEY: well he has almost fully regain his memory it would appear. because of the line: "time to meet your maker zombies..... uh your first one....... not Richtofen" i think he just about remembers every thing. what does this mean ? is he gonna kill Richtofen ? or will he play along like Takeo ? and will he show up in my living room and kick my ass if i do not get him some ammo ? TAKEO: well he is still talking in riddles and he has gotten a little bit funnier i have only heard a few of his new lines so i cant really say that much on him. but what i do know is he is till planing to kill Richtofen. and it looks like now he will have a little help from Dempsey. NICKOLAI: he is still drunk. maybe to drunk to remember any thing. he needs get sober again like in CoTD. but so long that he says some thing about Richtofen or the tests on him and the gang. ok so knowing all this (and all the stuff that i left out. dont flame me please thanks) what do u guys and gals think will happen next ? will we lose one of are beloved heros ? (THAT BETTER NOT HAPPEN) will Richtofen become a bad guy and be replaced by some one new ? (THAT ALSO BETTER NOT HAPPEN) will Sam end this game for good ? (as if she could) will JFK and gang ever return ? (would good if they where funny and had more of a story based map) will the actors return ? (with no George if they do come back) will this be the end of zombies ? (no change in hell) or will Treyarch be all like: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WAIT FOR BLACK OPS PART 2 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL (most likely knowing Treyarch) post your ideas and theorys for map pack 4 here. and please do not flame. thanks for reading to u all.

ya this may be like ascension. if there was a way to do it solo it would have been found out by now. because almost every thing on these new maps is found with in the first 3 days of release. sorry dude but i think they only thing u can do is get 3 of your buddys together and try it than. or if your friends do not have the map pack or are not on when you are on you can almost always find a nice member to play with on here. but if there is a solo way to do this than. SOME BODY FREAKING FIND IT ALL READY. thanks for reading all.

am i the only one who heard "still alive" from portal ? man Elena almost sounded just like Glados to me. MAYBE THERE IS A PORTAL GUN ON THE MAP.

dont know if it matters which one u hit first but here it is: FIRST ROCK: go to the right of the pack-a-punch machine (the side with the M14 on it) and go straight until u reach what looks like a destroyed statue in some rubble. the rock is in the rubble. SECOND: face the spot where u can buy Semtex off the wall turn around and walk to where to perk machine is. keep moving left till u see part of a destroyed walkway look down and u will see the rock. LAST: it is near the wooden bridge near the starting area and the spike room trap. It is next to the Juggernog/Speed Cola machine. just look in the bush in that area and u find it. hope this help a bit.

very odd song. not what i thought it would be. never the less FREAKING AWESOME. no one can beat Elena. i think this song is sang from Richtofen POW has many have stated above. and it also could Treyarchs way of telling us that we read to much into every thing. what ? it could happen. after all treyarch "listens to us" well Dempsey does say other wise when u start up a match ha ha ha ha.