i am richtofen

ya i think this map takes place between SNN and Der Riese. because of 2 things: 1 there clothes are clean and ripped like people have said above. and 2 because i am gonna bring up some thing that may have been over looked. ok remember back in Der Riese when u start up the match and walk up to the pack-a-punch machine ? the heros would say some thing like "that machine belongs in awesome town" or "hello can u open the door so i can get to the cool gadgets ?" which means the heros must of used the pack-a-punch machine BEFORE DER RIESE. and there is a pack-a-punch machine in Shangri La! which means that this is where the crew first used the machine and why they know it is awesome when they get to Der Riese. AND ALSO to back this theory up in the trailer it is kinda hard to tell but it looks like TAKEO HAS NO MUSTACH. which means it needs to take place some time in between SNN and Der Riese. well thats my idea. hope u liked it. also why the heck are u guys fighting over consoles ? who gives a flying poop about which is better ? they both play the same games (besides a few xbox/ps3 only games) get over the xbox gets the map pack first things. i have a xbox and i agree that it is crazy. Activision wants to make money and xbox offered more money. get over it AND JUST PLAY THE F**KING GAME.

maybe this is a cut seen. because the map appears to take place during the day. or maybe a easter egg changes the time of day back and froth. well it could be any thing i guess. who knows.

there appears a slide in the map as well. at the part were they show Takeo u can see him crouch down and go on the slide. ALSO near the end of the trailer where they show that bald zombie guy who is on fire (u know who i mean) he appears to have a dragons face on his chest. i do not know if that means any thing but it is cool that is a fact.

u cant beat good old Elena and Kevin. i hope the song is like abracadavra: long and epic. oh and of course Elena screaming her ass off. those are my favorite parts of the songs.

no no zombieofthedead u miss understand let me reword it. now it says the map pack is set to come out June 28th right ? well today is the 15th. Treyarch like any video game company needs MORE THAN 13 DAYS to hype a map pack. i am NOT saying that all the map packs need to be apart 3 months and come out in the first week of the month. and i am NOT saying any of the maps/poster are fake. i am just saying that they need more time to hype the map pack so more people know about it remember not every single black ops player checks the forums. but the maps do look pretty real. i agree with what Johnson said. some idiot saw a J and put down June. so what i am saying is the maps/poster look real/beast but they got release date wrong. so i would say that new date would be July 28th ? i dont know. but the zombie map looks good. well as good as a blurry pic can that is.

almost always when i am on the ship by double tap i hear what sounds like the the main piano form adracadavre. only it is a little bit out of tune and almost sounds like there is a beeping in the distance. i used to think this was one of the generators u need to destroy for the easter egg but i still hear it even after i destroyed them all and finished the easter egg. there is only one logical reason for all this: CALL OF THE IS HUNTED BY GHOSTS. LOCK UP YOUR WINDOWS AND LOCK UP YOUR HUSBANDS THERE RAPING EVERY BODY THEY FIND. EVEN THEY ZOMBIES ARE GET RAPED TO. THERE ARE EVEN GETTING U AT THE LOADING SCREEN. EVERY ONE HIDE YOUR WOUNDER WAFFLES BEFORE THEY GET THEM AS WELL.

ok now i am sure that this is 100% a fake. here is why if u are asking why: today (well yesterday i am nocturnal some times) was Tuesday all of the black ops map packs have been officially confirmed on a Tuesday. there is only 2 weeks left till the map pack was supposed to come out. if this was real Treyarch would be hyping it by now. put out a mutiplayer trailer around today (again yesterday) than put out a zombie trailer next week. and than have one more video in the middle of the week to sum it all up. we have not seen any videos and nothing has been confirmed by Treyarch yet. so i am thinking that this is fake because there was no video or any type of confirmation today. and because they confirm all the map packs confirmed on Tuesday and next Tuesday is the 21st and 1 week for hype is not a enough. but hey knowing Treyarch u can never be 100% sure of any thing.

hmmmmmmmmm i dont know about this. i mean the poster looks pretty real. BUT June 28th ? i mean come on escalation came out in the first week of May. a month and a half between DLC releases ? i mean i know Activision is greedy and all but a month and a half ??????? i mean like come on. maybe this is there way of getting a DLC 4 out. but i mean still A MONTH AND A HALF ? (or almost 2 months i guess) also for the life of me i can not read the zombie part. all i can make out is the word zombie and what looks like a weird symbol thingy. if some one can tell what the the other words are or post a better pic (if there is 1 that is) i would really appreciate that. thanks for reading all.

i love the hardass hot cocoa logo. [brains] for you.

OK OK SHUT UP SHUT UP I WILL TELL THEM. uh i was not just talking to my self. u did not just hear that. i dont hear voices in my head. NOW GET OUT OF MY HEAD U IDIOT VOICE. uh once again u did not hear- SHUT UP. but on a serious note i have never heard voices when playing as Richthofen. it was probably just some thing made up by some body. and that my friend is why u never trust any thing on wiki. unless of course u know it is fact. u know what even if u know it is fact dont trust it. only trust your gut than. unless it is on wiki to. than in that case do not trust it at all. well maybe a little.

hey if there is a perk that turns my grenades into nukes and i can get 2 for free every round i really dont care to much about crawlers. and if i can still buy them off the wall for 250 points than i really dont think ANY ONE would care about crawlers. i like it. but i have some thing more realistic. i call it: HARDASS HOT COCO. what it does is when u get downed u explode like u would if u had flopper. and it lets u gain points while u are down. i say about 2750 to buy it. but still u lose the perk when u get revived. here are the quotes: Dempsey: like i said if i go down I AM TAKING ALL THOSE FREAKBAGS WITH ME. Richtofen: HOT HOT HOT HOT owwwwwwwwwwww that burned sooooooooooooooooo good. Takeo: hard ash huh ? reminds me of the emperor. Nickolai: WTF i am wide awake now kinda like i am........ OH NO SOBER DAM U COCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and the color is brown and white and it has a rock and roll like jingle as well.

kinda like how the thunder gun was supposed to be on FIVE but they cut it because it would make it to eazy to kill MR.steel your guns a lot. i guess a turret would make killing George to eazy.

i am gonna stay out of this fight here. BUT i must say that i do not think it is Clark. I THINK it is Yuri. because u know the whole FIVE and ascension taking place at the same time thing. and also because Yuri was most likely taken control by sam (well still under control i guess) i would think she would have SOME MORE use for him. and FIVE seems like a good place to use him because she has more important things to deal with at ascension. BUT i am not saying this is true this is just what i think. BUT as for the WUNDARBAR posts happening here well all i can say is: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. ahhhhhhhhhhh so WUNDARBAR.

well that is kinda tricky yellow card. because some have raisins and some have chocolate chips. but the tricky part is i may have gone a little just a LITTLE crazy with the 115. so both the raisins and the chocolate chips look like mini 115 pieces. OH what ever u do DO NOT and i mean DO NOT eat more than 3 cookies a round. because 1 of 2 things would happen if u did. A you would turn into a zombie with EXPLOSIVE poops a lot sickness. B u would turn into a space monkey..... which poops a lot. thats it. what ? did u think it would make u fly around and let u shoot wunderwaffes out of your butt while 115 plays in the background while a cow beats up Donald Trump for 115 seconds ? even i think that would be TO CRAZY. but it would also be so WUNDARBAR. who knows maybe i will make some thing that WUNDARBAR in the next map. or maybe some thing even MORE WUNDARBAR.

why thank u yellow card. u make me very happy in my German pants........ uh i mean not like that. and NO RAY GUN FOR U DEMPSEY. last time u used it u fired it RIGHT AT THE CRAWLER while i was hitting the box. because of u i had to go ALL OF ROUND 78 with nothing but a G11 and a LAW. if it wasn't for flopper i would of been down about 115 times. and to answer your question i made 1150000000000000000 cookies. i hope that is enough for all the zombies. so what kind do u guys want ? "normal" 115 cookies or SUPER EXTRA 115 AWESOME WUNDARBAR 115 COOKIES ? i was thinking the super extra 115 awesome WUNDARBAR ones.

how did u know yellow card ? well i just baked a batch and gave some to Tak. i dont know if he likes them or not because HE IS STILL BARFING. well anyway they SHOULD taste like double tap and speed cola combined. but if u wanna talk new guns well than i got some thing REALLY TASTY. if u liked the RAY GUN and if u loved THE THUNDER GUN and if u think that the WUNDERWAFFE DG-2 WAS THE BEST GUN EVER MADE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! than u are gonna die when u get your hands on this baby. no i mean it u will die if u lay a finger on it. just a tiny bug that needs to be fixed. BUT trust me once i get it fixed it will be so WUNDARBAR.

well i mean think about it like this Tak COULD be funny. OR he COULD be a badash. but when u think about it if they were all funny/badash than it would just be 4 guys fight over who is the funnyest. also have u ever noticed Tak has part of the other 3 personality in his character. he is a little bit badash (Dempsey) a little bit funny (Richtofen aka me) and a little bit cool (Nickolai) and he is also serious. when u think about it he really is almost a prefect character. but the serious part over powers the rest of the his parts making him seem boring. but if u take the time to listen to him at PaP on ascension and listen to his one liners u will see he is almost a perfectly made character. i used to hate Tak but u know what he kinda grows on you. u just need to listen. and than and only than will u see how WUNDARBAR he really is.

well we cant tell u do to dum copy right. BUT i can tell u this u know how a lot of people thought of Der Riese has the "paradise" of WaW. well this will be the "paradise" of blacks ops. I ONLY NEED ONE MORE PART. i am cooking up a nice little surprise for u guys in the next map. he he HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

true true. there is that radio in call of the dead. and he does say some thing about Takeo playing with the monkey bomb at PaP. who knows maybe they are slowly working Nickolai in to a larger part of the story. but as of now Takeo has done a lot more.

so just so i get this right. u want to kill off Takeo because he is not funny and because he does not do much for the story ? ok now for 1. TAKEO IS FUNNY. i hate the guy my self but i mean come on "WITH THE FORCE OF 1000 WOMBATS U DIE" how is that not funny ? he may not have u rolling on the ground dieing but he can make u chuckle. ok now for 2. if u want to kill off some one kill off Nickolai. he has done NOTHING and i mean NOTHING for the story. plus it is always the same old jokes reused and edited just a little. always vodka this and i killed my wife that. so old. he was put in just to make u chuckle. at least Takeo who may not always be funny is actually PART OF THE STORY. he just talks in riddles and junk like that. now i know a lot of u like Nickolai but answer me this who has more done for the story Takeo or Nickolai ? the answer is takeo. u know it. i know it. and every one and there grand ma knows it. so ya how do u like that WUNDARBAR.

it can get annoying. but it does not really matter to as long as they don't suck. but i automatic hate them if the freaking shoot George out the start of the match. like this: me: ok guys lets kill some zombies Dempsey: for once we agree. Nickolai: this is a nice break from the real thing. Dempsey: u said it Nickolai. so who is are 4th because tak is sick ? me: hopefully not a noob. kid:HI!!!!!!!!!! me:hey u ready ? kid: yes. me:great. ROUND 1 Dempsey:ok now we should probably get the power on fir- George:RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW me: huh ? * turns around gets downed on round 1* Nickolai: hang on doc OW *also gets downed* kid:was i not supposed to do that ? Dempsey: NO kid: oh sorry don't worry i got this *gets downed 5 seconds later* Dempsey: u guys just wanna play kino ? me and Nickolai: sure. Dempsey: great *ends game* And that was the story of how we all got downed on round 1. but like i said before i dont mind them AS LONG AS THEY DONT SUCK. if i can get at least a round 20 game going with them than i am good.

hey this is the internet i can talk any way i want. and no ray gun for you Dempsey. not until i get my 115 spleens. until than NO RAY GUN FOR YOU. HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH HAH AH HAH AH HA.

nine nine Dempsey. u will never know how to make juggernog. even if i told u some how some way u would mess it up. that is why i never give u any spleens. besides u don't even know where verruct is. oh and great english to. it is called "verruckt" not verruct. there is a K. Dempsey if u had a brain for every head shot u ever got u would be more stupid than a zombie and Charlie Sheen (winning duh!) combined. he he HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

ok Dempsey now what are u doing ? i am confused. by staging my suicide do u mean u r gonna put on a show for my where u kill your self and takeo barfs on you ? HOW WUNDARBAR. i am gonna sell tickets. ok let me think i think kino is not booked so we can do it there. we can serve drinks. Nickolai would love that. i think we can book some of the zombies as waiters we can teleport there so takeo can barf. OH we could invite Buffy. she could be a guest star. OHHHHHH we can have JFK sing karaoke with the rest of the FIVE cast. WE COULD HAVE A SPLEEN SHOW. were i take every ones spleen out and show it to them. OH OH OH WE COULD EAT PIE WITH A COW AND THAN TURN IT INTO A HUMANS SPLEEN. IT WOULD BE SO WUNDARBAR. and after we can go to "paradise" and kill MORE zombies. AND U R ALL IN INVITED. Dempsey u really did remember my birthday i am so happy right now. in other news. no Dempsey i will not tell u how to make juggernog. and in a reply to yellow card deadshot is VERY sweet. i have not had much but let me tell u this it is sweeter than me. SINGED DR. Edward Richtofen. HOW WUNDARBAT IT IS. he he HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

takeo that is the nicest thing any one has every said to be. i think i may cry a little. GIVE ME A HUG U BARFING FOOL. and i am not all evil. remember back in kino when ever we were attacked by dogs i only killed them. not like with what i do with other animals back in..... uh well at least i never cut tails off of cats. well monkeys maybe. he he he HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.