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hey uh khalil544 u might want this *throws u a ray gun* have fun with Nickolai. oh and u can keep the ray gun it was Dempseys. oh and i almost forget don't drink the RED bottle of vodka what ever u do. don't ask why just DON'T. trust me on this. would i lie to u ? uh do not answer that. but if u do drink it will than lets just say u will be sicker that takeo. only Nickolai can handle vodka this powerful. i dot know how he does it but he does some how. SO WUNDARBAR.

NO DONT DRINK THE VODKA. that is the only thing keeping him from remembering what i did to him at.... i mean dont drink the vodka because it will give u very bad gas. or very good gas. depends on your view of farting in a teleporter. i did it once and it was very funny. takeo barfed on a zombie and some how killed it. so what ever u do STAY AWAY FROM MY SPLEENS. but u should also STAY AWAY FROM MY SPLEENS. NO ONE TOUCH THE SPLEENS.

hey every one i have such WUNDERBAR NEWS. u will like this to Dempsey. ok now i never really did that much work on perk-a-cola BUT wundarbar news. i have made QUADRUPLE TAP ROOT BEER. it taste like double tap and speed cola combined. so here is what is does: picture this your other 3 team mates are down your on round 78 or so u got a LMG (your choice of which 1) u been able to fight the zombies off but now they r just to fast. u got 4000 points left u are about to be over run. BUT WAIT u see a quadruple tap root beer machine. so u buy the cola u drink it up u see the zombies about to rush in and kill u so u toss the empty cola bottle at 1 of the zombies u take your gun back out. u r about to be hit u pull the trigger and your WHOLE CLIP IS EMPTY IN 1.15 SECONDS. all the zombies are dead u run to save all your team mates (but u r a bit to late for takeo he he he) they all thank you and u keep on killing those "freak bags" until they r are ALL DEAD. and here is the song: quadruple tap quadruple tap quadruple tap quadruple tap ROOT BEER ROOT BEER ROOT BEER ROOT BEER (X4) YA SUCK IT DOUBLE TAP. WARNING: this drink may or may not give u both explosive and impulsive poops a lot poisoning. so in other words if u drink it u may want to be close to a toilet. he he HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. ENJOY.

well yellow card if Buffy did join are team a few things would happen. Dempsey would hit on her. Nickolai would have a drink with her. takeo would have some one to do girl talk with besides me..... uh forget u heard that. and has for me while i would at long last have a female to experiment on and.... i mean girl talk.... i mean brainwash.... uh what i mean is she would be VERY useful to us. now if u dont mind i am gonna go talk a bath in zombie blood. for some reason it is WUNDARBAR for your skin. but until i return FREE PHD FLOPPER FOR EVERY BODY. IT HAS DOCTOR IN THE TITLE JUST LIKE ME. and do not worry i am not putting any extra 115 in them and giving it to u guys and gals just to see what happens. but if u do turn in to a zombie just come on down to Siberia and we will have u "fixed" in no time at all. so ya ENJOY.

do not worry yellow card i am not homosexual. not that there is any thing wrong with that. the only homosexual i hate is hitler. HE SUCKED. and i only reached down there because i was looking for my M1911. u never wanna lose that awesome piece of poop. and trust me i got plenty of poop from the space monkeys. so i dont wont any more poop. even know i could probably use it on the hell hounds when i am out of ammo. i hate it when they lick me. one time a hell hound licked Nickolai and just died. he just died like that. it ended the round and we did not get a max ammo. that is the main reason we had to leave kino and go to ascension. oh and plus Nickolai was out of wadka so ya. we had to really move FAST. Nickola with out wadka is NOT good at all. so any who Nickolai is a bit busy dancing with dempsey and takeo at the moment. but i will be sure to make him get on and answer all your questions. after all it is not like we got much to do until we get to "paradise" he he. good thing the safe had this thing called a "laptop" and a "xbox" or we would be really broad. man there is a lot of WUNDARBAR stuff in the future. so WUNDABAR in fact that i will give away a free DG-2 to the next person who kills George. have a fun and WUNDABAR time. he he HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

well u see zombicidalmaniac i can explain all that. well u see as we were time traveling we got stuck in a few places for a few seconds. some of those places were..... odd. like for starters for about 7.8 seconds we were right in the middle of Russia during the SHOWIEST winter of all time. than we ended up in a submarine in china for about 19.37 seconds which for some reason had A LOT of broad games in it. we wanted to test some of them out but we some how ended up in this fat guys shower for about 27 seconds. that was interesting. and a lot of other places. but the last place we want to before the lighthouse was a strip club some were during 2003 in LA for about 13 minutes. and than we want to the lighthouse and u know the rest. and that is why i thought dempseys thing was a leaver. and i only laughed because......well i did not know what else to do. and he did punched me. it hurt. A LOT. as for the rest of the gang: nikolai is not in cahoots with me. as for u know. or he knows. takeo turning into a zombie ? well now i got a reason to kill him. as for me well. u got me right. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. so now...... FREE DOUBLE TAP ROOT BEER AND WADKA FOR EVERY BODY. it is so WUNDARBAR.

OH link40 i am working on some thing new as we speak. it is the new DG-2 or DG-4 as i call it. it will allow u to....... uh no i am not building any thing. certainty not with the gold rod that..... uh what gold rod ? what are you talking about. and i did nothing to u takeo. it is not like i took your spleen out and....... uh want some quick revives takeo ? no one seems to like it but u. u will need to be healthy soon we got a lot of time travel to do tomorrow. and besides takeo if u and me got into a fight i think we both know what would happen. i dont carry a sickle where ever i go for just killing zombies. he he HA HA HA HA HA HA........ uh DOUBLE TAP FOR EVERY ONE. and has a EDIT: no yellow card we dont get sick of drinking perk-a-colas all day long. sure i can go for some liver every now and than but u get used to it. and dempsey do u really want to take me to verruckt ? remember what happened last time u were there ? did not work out so well did it ? and i dont think peter had that much fun ether. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

yes takeo has a death date. but i did not kill him. all i did was not revive him when he had a PaP thunder gun and ray gun. he is always hogging the good guns. and dempsey how dare u not respect the power of the DG-2. after all u know more about shocks of lighting than any body else. he he HA HA HA HA HA HA ... uh double tap root beer any one ?

i did nothing. takeo has just been drinking to much quick revive. he has been very sick as of late. ruined my good shoes with his barf. he is hallucinating. nothing to worry about my dear dempsey.