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i am richtofen

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  1. Still my greatest post ever: Hmmmmmmmm I don't know about you guys, but I would love to kill zombies in a 70s/80s disco club. Maybe somebody hid some 115 in a club, and every one turned into zombies. Just think about it! Killing zombies to disco music sounds awesome. And than when you active the real song (the one by Elena) all the zombies start bobbing there heads to the song while trying to kill you. The 4 people you play as are: Darth Vader. Who needs a gun when you got force choke ? Red Forman from that 70s show like Yellow Card said. He would shove his foot up the zombies ass. The biker guy from the Village People. Just for the lolz. Tommy Vercetti form Vice City. He can hold so many guns, he will never run out of ammo! And the map will be called: DISCO DER TOTEN. I don't even know if they have discos in Germany. But if they dont than just put it in America, and give it the same name. And the easter egg is, you need to free the owner of the club from a "modified" Gersch Device. The owner thought it was some type of radio device, and got trapped inside it somehow. But while you are doing the easter egg, you find out the owner is a ex-group 935 scientist, who is somehow still alive. Then when you free him EVERYONE gets a wounder waffle. Now I know that sounds like a good reward, but come on 4 players with the waffle = MASSIVE kill stealing. The real hero's are in the map as well. After you free the owner you see the crew pop out of the device. Then Dempsey says: "DAM IT! We are off course come on everybody, back in the black hole thingy we got a nazi to kill!" Than Nikolai says: Can we stop for a drink while we are here ?" Takeo: "BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" Dempsey: "GET IN THE BLACK HOLE THINGY WE NEED TO F***ING STOP DI*CKTOFEN. Nikolai: "Fine but you owe me some vodka once we get to *insert name of the next map here* ok ?" Dempsey: "Fine." And the special zombie, is a zombie with no arms who is really big. He will run at you and try to hit you, But than once he realizes he can not hit you, he will explode like a napalm zombie, but he only does a little damage. But the catch is, when he explodes he destroys your gun. He runs at you the same speed as a normal zombie, and he can only take 11.5% more damage. So he is not that hard to kill in the lower rounds. But as the rounds get higher and he gets stronger, it could mean the end of you if he explodes next to you when you have a Ray Gun or a really good gun out. If you only have one gun and he explodes next to you, than the same thing happens on Five if the thief takes your only gun. You only have a knife which = death. NOTE: If he destroys your gun you can get it back from the box/wall, but if he destroys a ray gun/what ever the really big powerful wounder weapon is, you will not be able to get it for 3 rounds. Well thats my idea for a disco map. Just a copy and paste, from something I wrote months ago !
  2. Welcome to the site Ms. carbonfibah! This site was founded long ago, by some dude named MyLittleSuperFaustSnake or something like that! Legend has it that he was once the greatest sumo wrestler of all time, but he got hit by a bus, which was being driven by a strawberry. The strawberry went to jail for fifteen years, on seven counts of pubic jaywalking. Then when MyLittleSuperFaustSnake got out of the hospital she, made the site callofdutyzombies.org. She then got hit by a flying cooking, and became a he again. Then 7.22 days later MyLittleSuperFaustSnake made callofdutyzombies.com. Then the flying cookie apologized to MyLittleSuperFaustSnake, and then hit him with a grape. And thats how Battlefield 3 married Halo 2, to create Home Depot!
  3. WELCOME BACK KRAZY!!!
  4. Jolteon makes a good point. We may be jumping the gun on this whole future/present times thing. Plus the whole modern warfare (no pun intended) thing is kinda Infinity Ward's gimmick. So a game in the 70's/80's could still be possible. It is still too early to tell I guess. And dam you for sniping my post LFTW!
  5. Bare with me here for a second. The timer in the bottom left corner stops at 4:13. The number 4 in many East Asian countries is considered unlucky because it sounds very similar to their word for "death". The number 13 has a smiler meaning here in America, as many people consider it unlucky as well. And according to Chinese numerology the number 413 means "death throughout lifetime." Just something I thought was interesting.
  6. Probably unrelated, but Dead Man's Hand comes to mind. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_man%27s_hand. There is probably no connection between the two though.
  7. What? He won't be a character. This is just for marketing terms. What would you do if about a year ago, I told you we would be playing as Sarah Michelle Gellar, Robert Englund, Danny Trejo, and Michael Rooker ? You would think I'm crazy. You can't rule anything out with Treyarch, no matter how silly or impossible it sounds.
  8. Ah, Treyarch. The kings of trolling. I wonder what type of crazy puzzles they will have for us this time! I think this is because they will ether be releasing multiple screenshots/videos on a certain day, or just to mess with us. Or it could be unlocked via some type of puzzle we will need to complete later. All I know is they just love to mess with us, so I think we can expect some type of crazy puzzle some time in the near future.
  9. Pretty cool, but I still prefer Elena's sweet voice, over this dude's voice !
  10. First I would laugh, because that would be pretty funny. But then I would be mad, because it means we did all that work for nothing. Blowing up the earth, saving the guys in Shangri La, saving Gersch, all for nothing! Plus it kinda seems like a unsatisfying ending in my opinion
  11. I play to have fun with my friends. I quit going for high rounds a loooooooong time ago. Well I do still try to get to round 50 with my friend Richie every now and then !
  12. Bahahaha You're subtly in your answer cracked me up. Yeah, my favorite maps are still Moon, Der Riese, and CotD in that order. Relax guys. We only gotta make it another 15 times!
  13. Verruckt because... um... I think it's a lot fun ?
  14. Here dude pretty much everything you need to know about zombies: http://callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=19814 BlindBusDrivr pretty much sums up everything.
  15. I would make a thread like that Eye but both the Hacker and QED have already been covered by Fu453. In matter of fact both of his threads are stickied ! But yeah really guys it's ok I never even asked for this to be stickied. All I asked for was feedback on how to make my threads better !
  16. Um... I never even asked for this to be stickied... honestly guys I don't care if this gets stickied or not. I made this thread to help players, not for brains and sticky's !
  17. *GASP* I have a stickied thread ? *Breaths in* yay!
  18. Consider it done! Oh and thanks ! I don't know if this is sticky material though. Ether way thanks !
  19. Thanks dude! I'll add that in!
  20. Ahhhhhhh ok now I understand. Thanks for clearing that up.
  21. Right BlindBusDrivr, how do easter eggs advertise a game ? You know because only the people who have played Zombies will get the reference. I mean like some random dude who has never played Zombies does not say: "Little girl with a sledgehammer ? That makes me want to play Treyarch Call of Duty now." I don't see how that will increase the sales of Treyarch CoD. While it is no secret that the two company's do reference each other every now and then, I still don't see how this relates to the Zombies story line.
  22. Alright I'm not saying that I agree these "easter eggs" relate to zombies or not, but assuming they do what does it mean exactly ? I mean what significances does it have that IW/Sledgehammer put a easter egg to game mode that they did not even develop mean ? It's kinda like saying that Kattie from Dead Rising 2 is a reference to CoD zombies because she is a little girl just like Sammy. Or like saying that the toy teddy bears from Left 4 Dead 2 is a reference to CoD zombies because Sammy has a teddy bear. I mean BlindBusDrivr not trying to be rude, but at best everything you said is just a reference zombies. I fail to see how a company that did not even work on zombies, has anything to do with the Zombies storyline at all. All Zombies maps have been solely developed by Treyarch, so I really don't understand the significance, if any to these "easter eggs."
  23. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!! Also Hellhound what type of evil little plan are you up to ?
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