i am richtofen

You are such a hipster. 0u0

He he he it's funny Treyarch has made us all pseudo-schizophrenics.

Hows this one partner ?

ok well here is what happened while you were gone: For a short (but extremely awesome) time, the off topic part of the site was taking over by ponies. It was quite awesome. The new thing now seems to be K-pop, which is also quite awesome. Fausty became are CM, (community manager) and Gunman and Alpha became admins. Carbon is not as active as he used to be because he is super duper busy with stuff, so Gunman is like the main admin now. Ehjookayted became a PS3 Ambassador (in record time I believe) and wrote pure awesomeness A.K.A. the Masters Zombies Guide. There were many epic and confusing theory's written, so confusing that I needed to take a aspen after reading one of Ehjookayted threads. I got into a fight with Superhands over the hacker being water proof (AND IT IS NOT!) and a flying dragon dog kidnapped Yellow-card. I think they got married in China, but I am not 100% sure on that. Four new characters were introduced in Homestuck and Roxy is by far the best! The Juggernog and Speed Cola machine became a tag team in the WWE and are the current Tag Team champions! Minecraft 1.1 came out and punch bows are quite useful for keeping creepers away. BlindBusDrivr got into a fist fight with a GIANT PICKLE and won! But to be fair he did fight dirty! Killallzombies wrote a theory that I still think sounds a lot like a porno and MegaAfroMan just won the taco of the year reward! Congratz on that by the way! MixMasterNut died sadly... BUT HE CAME BACK TO LIFE AS A DOLPHIN! How he still mange's to play zombies so well underwater is beyond me. TroubledTurkey joined the band: "THE SUPER AWESOME PIE EATING CHICKENS FROM SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" There newest album: "I LIKE SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" has sold over 413.115 million records world wide. Oh and I am i am richtofen! Nice to meet you darling!

Here ya go partner: Y'all want anything changed just ask!

Here ya go! Want anything changed just let me know. Sorry the text on the gamertag came out so weird. Here is another version: Like I said, want anything changed or fixed just ask!

On the: "How Peter was fooled by Richtofen to come in Shi No Numa" I am working on a theory about that! Should be up in a day or two!

I will do it for ya! What ya want ?

You mean George Romero ?

I am calm 0u0. Just that you can be a bit rude some times thats all. But whatever you say, sorry darling. As for this whole thing, well I think it is pretty unlikely but its zombies and any thing is possible! You know with time travel and weird time shit and what not!

I respectfully disagree. I mean Porter was a genius having invented many of wonder weapons we use. So I really do not think a genius like him would start using the word "wuz" and write "Porter wuz here" on walls like a 16 year old kid. Like yellow-card said it could be a totally different Porter. But never the less sweet find man!

NO. Really ? "NO" ? Thats it ? Seems a bit rude to just yell "NO" at her and not give a reason. Veteran or not you should not be so rude to your fellow CoDz-ers. Remember we are all friends here darling!

Well there could be multiple timelines. The alpha time line and doomed timelines. The alpha timeline would be the one we follow and the doom timelines would be so unacceptable that everyone and everything in them would need to die. A example of this would be Richtofen dieing at Ascension. If this had happened the crew would of likely never teleported to Call of the Dead and would of died. Such a event would be unacceptable and is thus destined to happen in a doomed timeline. Now because doomed timelines are destined to die, everyone in said timeline must die as well. Which means if your theory is correct all the characters are destined to die no matter what there future or past actions are. Now this if far to confusing for Treyarch to cover in DLC three months apart from each other, so I would have to say your theory is highly possible, but is almost impossible to actually happen with the way the zombies story line is told. But the simple answer would be: Weird time shit.

Quite simple actually. The box is not controlled by are hero's but rather by Sam. Sam pretty much see's the guns as "toys" for are hero's to use, and like most little kids she picked the "toys" that seemed the coolest. Given the fact that Sam was some what of a omnipotent being, she had the power to put guns in the box that were not even invented yet simple because she wanted to. So theoretically any guns from any point of time can be used in zombies even if they are horribly out dated or not even invented yet!

Most likely but you never know eh. Most likely a jab at the community for all the crazy theory's we have about how the crew gets from map to map. You know like this one!

Calling some one darling is not gay. Trying to be respectful in my post so I figured why not call you a loving a name. Sorry for trying to be friendly. Do you know what game or forum this is ? This whole site is based around finding details my dear. Oh really ? You may of watched the wrong trailer my friend, because I do not see a truck. I can respect that.

Just did! I change mind it is far to simple and it makes no sense at all! Darling explain to me how they drove to Der Riese and ended up on a Teleporter pad with both doors that lead in and out locked ? Also Dempsey says: "What the hell just happened ? every one ok ?" a known reaction to teleporting, because most people don't ask "what the hell just happened ?" after a truck ride. Which was followed by Nickolai saying: "ugh I feel like I will throw up" a known side effect of teleporting. So ether Richtofen made some type of flying car or some type of teleporting was involved. Oh but if I am wrong please correct me darling.

There is! the cookie thing was the joke. Every ones knows they wants brains which is a joke with in a joke. Don't make me explain my bad jokes! Didn't they already do that ? They mentioned CoDz at CoD XP so I think we are already on the map!

115% possible! That is far to simple to be possible!

Yes! The best thing about CoDz is its community! As long as the mods and admins keep doing there job well (a cookie to all of you) the site will be fine. One of the reasons the site is so awesome is because the mods are fast to lock any troll threads or stop any flaming. It stops us from becoming the forum on callofduty.com Any game/website/just about anything is nothing with out its community!

Warp some Canadian bacon around a monkey bomb and watch all the zombies go crazy and try to eat it! quote: Dempsey: He he this should slow those Freakbags down for a while... NICKOLAI NO DON'T GO AFTER IT Nickolai: Huh ? KA BOOM!

Well Siberia to be fair. But ya another Russian map would be pretty cool I guess.

Well some one never watched Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends.

Eh I respectfully disagree. I really don't see any connection between are two threads, well besides the fact they are both about Takeo of course. Yours is more of analyses of the songs and the connection between Takeo and Sammy. While mine focus's more on map quotes, some physiologic stuff and light humor. Don't get more wrong I still liked your thread 0u0. Are you gonna update it with Coming Home ? I think that would be pretty cool . If y'all ever wanna work together on a thread let me know my door is always open.

A way to work out AND play zombies ? I gotta try this [brains] for you good sir! Good luck in the army, don't get shot!