i am richtofen

I feel bad for that kid, he/she is gonna get made fun of like crazy when he/she starts school.

WHY YOU SON OF A MONKEY DIPPED IN HOT SAUCE WHILE EATING A BANANA!!!

I still say Mustang and Sally is better then any wonder weapon and I can go on a rant about why but I would rather not. But if we are talking about the most fun wonder weapon well: What Tom said. 0u0

"Change to your pistol. It is often quicker then reloading" Not if I have speed cola stupid Dempsey.

Hey there guys and gals of CoDz. As you may or may not know 2011 is over (you should really buy a calender if you don't know) which means 2012 has started!... well it started about a week ago but what ever. Now there were a lot of great theory's and guides in 2011 and I was just wondering what you guys and gals think the theory and guide of the year was! So just post below (and link if you want) what you think the best theory and guide of 2011 was! Oh and yes you can pick your own thread but thats a bit egotistic no ? ^u^ For thread of the year I pick Mix's moon loading screen thread. Lots of detail and high awesomeness. http://callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=18543 For guide of year well I think we can all agree on the master zombies guide by Ehjookayted. SO POST! This thread could be a good way for great unknown theory's and guides to earn some extra [brains]!

Hey there guys and gals of CoDz. As you may or may not know 2011 is over (you should really buy a calender if you don't know) which means 2012 has started!... well it started about a week ago but what ever. Now there were a lot of great theory's and guides in 2011 and I was just wondering what you guys and gals think the theory and guide of the year was! So just post below (and link if you want) what you think the best theory and guide of 2011 was! Oh and yes you can pick your own thread but thats a bit egotistic no ? ^u^ For thread of the year I pick Mix's moon loading screen thread. Lots of detail and high awesomeness. http://callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=18543 For guide of year well I think we can all agree on the master zombies guide by Ehjookayted. SO POST! This thread could be a good way for great unknown theory's and guides to earn some extra [brains]!

While it does make sense that they are the same waffle there is a problem. If they did take the waffle from SNN to Der Riese then how come we do not spawn with it ? I mean if they did hang onto it one character should of spawned with at least a out of ammo waffle no ? But then again there could be more then one waffle like MurderMachineX said. But can any thing on the iOS even really be considered cannon ? I mean the game is not developed by Treyarch and if it was cannon I think it would be on the console versions as well no ? Just kinda thinking out loud sorry. Ether way [brains] for you good sir! May you rise on you echeladder!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Round 100: Tambor Fudgely (Reward: Thunderwaf DG-44 (Thunder gun and Wonder Waffle combined)) Achievement unlocked: You are so fu*king hacking.

How about both ? You know kinda like how Der Riese worked: rounds 1-15 dogs spawn every 3-5 rounds but then round 16 and above dogs spawn in the middle of rounds as well. So why not bring that back ? But it should not be the same type of enemy like in Der Riese. So for example: rounds 1-15 dog "boss" rounds and then rounds 16 and above have Shriekers spawn in the middle of rounds.

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its not ;)

ok Zom I am sorry but that book sounds a LOT like a porno.

Dude you need to calm down. The bios are FACTS. There are not many things that are "facts" in the zombie story line but the WaW are one of them. I believe they do hide "crucial facts" as you put them. Hell dude I am even made a thread about Takeo's true personality being revealed via map quotes and stuff hinted in the bios. (not trying to hype up my thread just stating a point. So sorry) But the thing is no matter what the WaW bios are facts. But one of the beautiful things about zombies is that facts can be twisted and turned to reveal the facts with in the facts. Instead of trying to block out the WaW bios you should use them to your advantage. There are always facts in between the facts in the zombies story line and if you look/read carefully you can find things that you did not think were possible. So instead of not incorporating the bios in to your theory you should read them more carefully and you may see that your theory is more right or more wrong that you thought it was.

Have you ever even heard a Richtofen quote ? Just about all his quotes are about ether A: His LOVEEEEEE for killing and how much funnnnnnn he finds it or B: Something perverted. I mean he is a sociopath and he does suffer from Schizophrenia after all, plus with all the in game quotes it is HIGHLY implied that he finds killing... well FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Well not trying to be rude and all but even know the WaW bios are pretty vague about the characters true personality they are with out a doubt 115% true and pure facts.

Richtofen when looking at Takeo's picture on Kino. EDIT: I brainsed you because once again I wanted to hit quote and not brains! on my part.

Mustang and Sally.

1. Buffy from Call of the dead picking up a Death Machine. 2. Sammy from Moon picking up a fire sale. 3. Michael Rooker from call of the dead firing a Scavenger shot. Also sorry I brainsed you I wanted to hit quote edited because I misspelled moon :facepalm:

May I recommend you post this in the Teammate Finder part of the site: http://callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=13 You will have a much better chance of finding some teammates there. :D

Yes! I have been working on a Atlantis theory for a while and you sir took the words right out of my mouth! well keyboard [brains] to you. I mean if Treyarch can make a moon map I see no reason why they can not make a underwater map!

How do you know he never said wunderbar before ? I mean it is German for wonderful and he is German soooooo... ya.

Well Mix that is the way the internet works I guess. But the sad part is you will probably have to make a youtube video every time you make a theory to keep ownership of it. It is sad you need to do that just claim ownership but the fact of the matter is it probably is the only way.

Why is every one posting here saying its fake ? Guys it is a troll he/she WANTS a reaction. Just by posting here saying its fake you are giving him/her the satisfaction of wasting a few minutes of your time. Best thing to do really is just ignore this whole thread and let the troll move on to the next site.

uh does it matter what race the characters are ? I would like it if Treyarch just stuck to Dempsey and gang and maybe for map pack 2 they bring in a new crew to mix things up a little. But not actors or the dudes from FIVE I was thinking more along the lines of nameless marines like from NDU and Verruckt. But they would be more insane and tie into the story more unlike the marines from NDU and Verruckt. Oh and when I say "more insane" I mean Richtofen on drugs insane. Then for map pack 3 and 4 they go back to Dempsey and gang like Black ops. I also find it funny how MOST of the people who ask for a new a crew will be the people who are all: OMFG BBQ WALL HACKS WHERE THE F**K IS DEMPSEY AND GANG ??? WAKGJLSGAD. When a map pack comes out with out Dempsey and gang.

Ancient teleporters -_-" no...... What ya mean no ? The whole Shangri La easter egg was based on ancient teleporters and time travel.

Rig it with what ? it seems like it can only go to area 51 because it is linked to the teleporter there.