i am richtofen

i am not 100% sure what you are saying in your above post so i am sorry if this sounds a bit out of place. i dont know if i would say area 51 was added late development because in one of the first trailers for moon we saw a behind the scenes video and in said video we saw one of the Treyarch developers working on what looks like area 51. while it is possible that you are right about the late development i do believe that 51 came up around the same time as they deiced to change the last map from Paris to moon. Treyarch may of kicked around the idea of a "real" area 51 map before they decided to make moon and just make area 51 into no mans land. keep in mind there had to be some type of "stop" in between Shangri La and moon in order for are heros to even get to moon. what i mean is if area 51 was never made there would still need to be some type of explanation to how to crew got to moon. area 51 is that "stop" area 51 is that "explanation" area 51 is the key to the gates that block point A Shangri La and point B moon. Treyarch could not just poof us onto the moon so they made area 51. it is possible that you are right and area 51 was tossed in at the last second but even if that was the case we would still need a "area 51" for say because we still need a way from Shangri La to moon.

nope not again. i am not being pulled into this fight again! i am putting your foot down Dempsey und by that i mean come over here so i can cut it off and feed it to ze PUPPYS!!! TRUST ME... i am ze real Richtofen i hate Dempsey, love spleens, i have a soft side for cute things with big eyes... THAT I CAN CUT OUT! und of course i love ze DOUBLE TAP ROOT BEER. WHO DOESN'T LIKE DOUBLE TAP ROOT BEER ? oh und what about the fact that: Der fake mich nicht einmal Deutsch sprechen und ich tun. Ich spreche Deutsch und Dempsey ist dumm ? any one care to answer that ?

WOW just WOW. i may need to clean have my latest theory now just a little. well here are some [brains] for ya good sir!!!

accepts.

Ja what piepwns said. i dont think i have ever made a post with out a joke...

thanks for the feedback guys but i never said Richtofen has the plans for the ray gun. i said and i quote: i never said he had the plans for the ray gun. but he still implied that the Illuminati are after the ray gun because of his quote "the Illuminati will never get there hands on this" when he gets the ray gun on kino. he may have the plans but if he did then i dont know why he would be keeping them with him all this time and not doing any thing with them. if he did have them then i think we would all spawn with ray guns when we start a new game and not a M1911. now as for the monkey bomb i can go on a long rant about how it connects to moon. but the most simple way to put it is a quote by Nickolai "i knew it! Takeo did have love affair with stuffed monkey" on Ascension. now on moon you can play as Takeo who has had love affair with said stuffed money. there is your connection my friend. thanks again Mix. XOXO Richtofen!!!

hey there guys and gals its theory time once again! well more or less my complete analyses of the moon loading screen. now there is going to be a great amount of text and pictures up ahead so be ready. oh and of course i am gonna be using my own little style and humor here as well. ok blah blah blah lets start! dont worry about the Shangri La loading screen i will jump into detail about it later but for now lets start with the loading screen for moon. THE LOADING SCREEN. ok so lets start on the left side. ok now EVERY SINGLE THING on this "order form" is used or is similar/connected to moon in some way. i can name how they are all connected but that would take so long so i will just name a few. if you are wondering how any of these connect just ask below. LEARN TO DRAW: now this with out a doubt is refraining to the drawings of guns on the walls that you can buy and the writing on the walls in other maps such as verruckt and Der Riese. THE DIRECTORS CHAIR: who has a directors chair ? George Romero from call of the dead and he walks very slowly and can take A LOT of damage who else walks very slowly and can take a lot of damage ? the cosmonaut from moon that just loves to hug you. not a major connection i know but it is something. THE TIKI IDOL FROM SHANGRI La: there are a few little Shangri La toys sitting around on the moon that we already know about but a small connection here is that every player needs to stand some where to active Pack-a-Punch on Shangri La and every player needs to stand some where to active the Pack-a-Punch on moon. THE PENTAGON THIEF GLASSES: the pentagon thief comes up to you and grabs you and then teleports you. sound like any one we know ? the cosmonaut does the same thing but instead of taking your gun he takes a perk. THE VILL DEVICE: do i even need to say it ? ok now for the top panels. ok now here we see Sammys shadow standing over Griffin station and what looks like some type of space ship or satellite. what could be in said space ship or satellite ? i will dive into that later. i think this panel is mainly just to show the power that Sammy has on the moon and how she is ready to try and fight off are heros. the sky also seems to have like a purplish and greenish glow to it a bit odd if you ask me. now in the bottom left panel we see 4 space men (or women) walking on the moon and by the pyramid. now a few people have said that these space men (or women) are are heros but i disagree. i disagree because i have never looked out a window on Griffin station and seen a pyramid. it also says "meanwhile" in the top left corner of the top panel so that means that these 4 space men (or women) can not be are heros because are heros are busy fighting off zombies and doing the easter egg so they can not be walking around outside by the pyramid at the same time. so who could these men (or women) be then ? the one group of people who have the resources and the knowledge about the events that happen on moon... the Illuminati!!! DUH DUH DUH think about it Richtofen has implied that the Illuminati are after him and the design of the ray gun. now the Illuminati know every thing right ? i believe that from map to map the Illuminati have been chasing after Richtofen. i believe the Illuminati knew all about Richtofens grand scheme and knew that if he completed it he would have to much power... even more then the Illuminati has. now this is where the Shangri La loading screen comes in. now i believe that the loading screen is showing us what happened only seconds after Richtofen has taken the focusing stone. now i believe (i am getting sick of typing that) that when Richtofen took the focusing stone he ether pissed off Sammy or some type of "god" for say. now Sammy or this "god" was so pissed off that he/she made that huge tornado and blew the pyramids all over the world! and even some of them out of the world! now i think that said tornado blew the pyramid that are heros were in all the way across the world and they landed some where at least remotely close to area 51. now i know this sounds crazy but how else would they get from Shangri La to area 51 ? there is no teleporter so they could not have teleported. there are no Gersch devices for them to jump into and get teleported there. the landers are trashed and even if one of them was still working i dont think there would be a RUSSIAN lander station any where near by area 51 for them to land at. oh and of course there is no way in hell they walked all the way across the world to get to area 51. so my theory kinda makes sense here. this brings me back to the Illuminati i believe they need "something" form one of those pyramids in order to stop Richtofen and that "something" just happened to be in the pyramid that got blown all the way up to the moon. what this thing is i have no clue but i think it is safe to say it is some type of Vill device and is VERY powerful. this thing may also be what are heros use to get off the moon and back to the earth or to where ever the next map takes place. it could of possibly been the Vill saucer but i am to sure about that. now as for the space ship/satellite thing in the the top panel i believe this is what the Illuminati used to get to the moon. there is no doubt in my mind that they have the power and the resources to do it. hey there could of even been Illuminati on the rocket that are heros launched in Ascension. this is supported by the fact that the "all seeing eye" is seen on the TVs during a fire sale and by the fact that you see it when you turn on the computer for the Kassimir Mechanism. so that means the Illuminati must have some power in Ascension because there logo would not be flashing all over the place for no reason. but if there were Illuminati on the rocket that means they would of been killed if are heros destroyed the rocket. but if are heros did not destroy the rocket then this can explain how the Illuminati got to said space ship. remember we dont know for sure if destroying the rocket is canon to the story or not. ok now in the bottom right panel we see a excavator drilling into the moon. now this is where it gets a bit tricky. this excavator is not drilling into Griffin station. we know this because it is clearly not drilling into tunnel 6/tunnel 11 or the bio-dome. so that means that this must be a different excavator AT A DIFFERENT BASE! now this base could belong to the Illuminati or maybe even group 935 but i am going with group 935 on this. like i said before the Illuminati no doubt have the power/money/well every thing they would need to build a space station on the moon and they most likely wanted some 115 for them self. but then on the other hand there could be quite a few group 935 members left and they could of made this second base to mine the 115 for there own uses. this could be possible due to the fact that we learned in Ascension that monkeys were being sent to space (i doubt they were in the rocket tho) i believe that once they reached the moon (via the landers/pods that they come back down to earth in Ascension) the humans at said base tested on a few of the monkeys and sent the ones they did not test on back to earth via the lander/pods they came to moon in with some 115 mined from the moon to take back to earth with them. oh and before you ask yes i really do think monkeys are smart enough to fly a lander/pod thingy to and from the moon via the help of the on broad computer system. now if group 935 wanted to mine the 115 they would need a base and some big diggy thingys. and i believe we see said diggy thingy in the bottom right panel. not only could this be a group 935 base it is also the script for the hit new game coming out this summer "115 tycoon" were you play as the owner of the group 935 base and must put all other 115 mining stations out of business and take over the world! it will most likely win game of the year because MR.T pitys the fool who does not play this game. ok now unlike faust i have not sold my soul to Treyarch (all tho they do own a fair amount of it a good chuck of it is owned by Bungie and notch) so no more hype for that game and lets get back on topic. ok now some thing else on the order form is the name of the company that makes these "toys" you cant see the name tho thanks to the Treyarch logo blocking it (and every other freaking picture i tried to find of the loading screen) but the name is "Tanbor Fudgely Co". now i took the time to google said name to see if it was real company and well... its not. but there is a company with a similar name that makes fudge. BUT! i did find out a little unknown fact about a man named Tambor Fudgely who is apparently the mythical founder of Treyarch who was born way back in 1901. "Tanbor Fudgely Co." is most likely a spoof on his name. if you want to know more about him just type his name in on google. now that was your random zombie fact of the day. now last but not least the whole comic book as a whole. notice how in the Shangri La loading screen you see a little comic ad that says: "only 25 cents cheap!" then if you jump to the moon loading screen it would appear as if Sammy or Richtofen is ordering some new "toys" for are heros to play with. i also believe that this also confirms the continuation of zombies because it would appear as if Sammy/Richtofen are ordering some new toys for are heros to play with because you can clearly see a cut out piece of the order form has been well cut out and signed just waiting to be mailed. you can also clearly see more pages in the book so that means Treyarch will have some more nice little doodles for us in future map also confirming the continuation of zombies. as if we needed more confirming. ok so that just about wraps my analyses of the moon loading screen. please leave any feedback you have below and please let me know what you guys and gals think. it really helps me improve my future theorys. i would also like to take this time to thank "MixMasterNut" for helping me make my analyses better. this was just gonna be a thread on the pyramid and the Illuminati till his messages convinced me to make this a full on analyses of the moon loading screen. i would also like to thank all the people i played moon with (you know who you are) killing zombies and making bad jokes with along the way. here is a link to MixMasterNut's thread its awesome! http://www.callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=18543 i would also like to thank... DAM IT I PULLED A RICK PERRY AND FORGOT THE THIRD THING I WAS GONNA SAY!!! oh well thanks for reading every all. WALRUS OUT!!!

i am all for alines but only if it is done right! i dont want any really cool high tech alines or any aliens form like 1920s. i kinda really want a alien like this:

he who shouts loudest is heard eh ? ok then TREYARCH PUT A WALRUS IN THE BOX THAT WE CAN PICK UP AND USE IT TO SHOOT BABY WALRUS AT ZOMBIES!!!

who the hell still plays CoD mutipayer ? that is soooooooo last decade. besides this is about zombies. i like zombies the way it is. Treyarch knows what there doing and they should keep doing what there doing. all they really need to do is make some technical improvements. you know like less lag and less bugs/glitchs when a new map comes out. you know the old saying if it is not broken then dont fix it.

blah just do what i do. when you see a power up just fire your Mustang and Sally at your feet and jump up to the pad to get the power up. but for some reason doing this will also kill the crawler and make your team mates rage at you. how odd.

is that a open challenge undead xp ? because i would like to try it. hell i will get to round 146.115! just like a Walrus would!!!

i am the real Richtofen. want me to prove it ? i speak perfect German and i hate pie and I MADE THE DG-2. but most of all I CONTROL THEM ALL. GET HIM PUPPYS *unleashes army of hellhounds* FETCH ME HIS SOUL! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. you see ? i say it much better then that the little brat did.

made a petition on are site: http://callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=17655 if you really the WaW guns then be sure to sign on this thread as well!

I KNOW WHERE IT IS!!!!!!!! it took me forever to find it. ok here is what you do: start a game of moon then a loading screen will pop up. if you look in the bottom right corner of the screen you will see THE PYRAMID. no need to thank me or tell me your made up secret. but anyway the pyramid is not in game. it would of been found by now if it was. just like the secret pony inside the V-rod. it is more of a nod to something story wise and i am working on a thread about it. WALRUS OUT!!!

WHY TREYARCH WHY ??? WHY DO YOU LET ME CONTROL ALL THE ZOMBIES ON THE LAST MAP FOR BLACK OPS. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TILL BLACK OPS 2 ??? sigh there is no one to kill. hey toxic come here for a minute i want to show you some thing *hides mini napalm zombie behind back* i found it in Shangri La. i think you will like a lot.

simple answer. Treyarch saw that many people were upset by the fact you could do the call of the dead easter egg in solo or with 2 people but you can only do the Shangri La easter egg with 4 people. now because moon was the last map they wanted to go all out so they brought back the call of the dead style easter egg were you can do the easter egg in solo and with 2 people. BUT they wanted some CO-OP work to be used because they did not want players to do the whole easter egg in solo because it would be to eazy like call of the dead was. so they kept the easter egg the same and took out the golden rod. this lets you get half of the easter egg done by yourself and the rest done with friends. so they figured this will keep all the solo players happy and all the CO-OP players happy. i liked to idea and i hope they use it in future maps as well. SHORT VERSION: you can not do big bang theory solo because liked i said they wanted some team work to be required to complete the easter egg. the golden rod will also never show up in solo no matter if you beat all the easter eggs or not. and if people do not like it then they can go ride a pig while eating a golden apple. at the same time.

MUSTANG AND SALLY! if i had choice where i could pick to have every wonder weapon at once or Mustang and Sally i would pick Mustang and Sally. but dont get me wrong the Wave/Zap gun is still a useful gun but it has a lot of drawbacks like: if you shoot a zombie with the Zap gun you can not shoot the zombies right behind it because the games does not register the zombie dead till it hits the ground so you are wasting ammo on a zombie that is "dead" but is not real dead. the Wave gun makes it almost impossible to see what going on if you use it on a group of zombies in a tight area (like when your filling up the tubes for the easter egg) so you cant see other zombies coming at you fast enough to react to it. all and all i love all the wounder weapons. BUT NOTHING BEATS MUSTANG AND SALLY!

WHAT. I REPEAT WHAT. i am not sure if i should be happy or mad. is it on the WaW maps to ?

ok mrverse this is a guide for when the power is on but there is no air in the rooms. so if you would walk around in the bio-dome with no air you would you know die. same thing with the other perks because one grenade could take the air out of those rooms (well big diggy thingys for the bio-dome and the tunnels) thanks for your feedback it helps me. and no crack shooter. i am just a wired guy and come on Mike Tyson pie tastes GREAT. i will add the speed cola thing to the OP in case some people do not know. thanks for your feedback as well. as for you Reylink my mom always told me you got nothing good to say dont say it. same thing goes for forums on the internet you got nothing nice to say or any useful feedback/posts to give then dont post. thanks for your.... never mind. every one else thanks to you all.

Hacking the Guns and Perk Machines Without Dying (No Air) Hey there guys and gals, as many of you know Treyarch made it possible to hack just about everything with no air, without dying. But, I have seen a few people who are not sure if they can hack certain guns/perk machines without getting downed. So, I am bringing you this little guide that will show you how to hack every gun/perk machine with out dying. HERE WE GO: GUNS M14 & OLYMPIA: Stand in the airlock that is facing the gun you want to hack. Then run out hack it, and then run back into the quick revive room or into nearest tunnel. MPL: Stand in the airlock by the first door of tunnel 6. Then run to MPL hack it and run back into the same airlock. M16: This is by far the easiest one. Stand in the airlock that leads to the power room in tunnel 6, run out hack it, run back in. So easy even the drunk can do it. STAKEOUT: Stand in the airlock that leads to the power room in tunnel 6. Run out and try not to jump. Hack the gun, and run back into the same airlock. PM63: Stand in the airlock by the first door of tunnel 11. run to the gun and hack it, then run back to the same airlock. You can also go all the way thru tunnel 11 after hacking it if you want but it is a bit more risky. MP5K: Stand in ether the airlock by the bio-dome or the one that leads to the pad. Run to the gun, hack it, and then pick ether one of the airlocks to run back into. AK74U: This is the tricky one. Start in the bio-dome airlock by the pad and RUN to the AK then you A: Have your whole team waiting on the pad and run to it so you can live, or B: Make a run for ether of the airlocks. You can also run to the AK from the airlock in the labs, and then jump on the pad, but it is a bit more risky. PERKS QUICK REVIVE: Stand in one of the airlocks in the quick revive room. Then just run to the perk, hack it, and run back into ether of the airlocks. SPEED COLA: ok this is the hardest thing to hack because you need to hack it ON EARTH. So once you get to area 51 toss a Gersch Device at it, and teleport it back to the moon. Once you get back on the moon you must pick it up, and throw it at a cosmonaut. Then sit on it while eating a Mike Tyson pie. After that hack the machine and carry it back to the teleporter. Right after you get it on the teleporter teleport back to area 51 and put it back in place. JUGGERNOG: Teleport to area 51 and hack the machine. After you do that re-buy it. Because you are a moron if you return to the moon, and dont buy it back. DOUBLE TAP ROOT BEER: Stand in the airlock that leads to the power room on the bottom floor of the labs. Run to Double Tap, hack it, and run back into the same airlock. DEADSHOT DAIQUIRI: Stand in the bio-dome airlock and run to the machine. Hack it, and then run back into ether the bio-dome or the pad airlock. STAMIN-UP: Stand in the airlock that leads to the power room in tunnel 11. Run to the perk machine and hack it. Then just run back into the same airlock. MULE KICK: This is a bit of a tricky one. Start at the airlock in the labs that leads to the pad, and then RUN to the machine and hack it. After that you could A: Try to run back the same way you came in, or B: So the same thing as the AK and have your qholw team waiting on the pad so you can teleport to area 51. PHD FLOPPER: This one is POSSIBLE. But I recommend having two people for it. Have your buddy wait by the machine with a PRIMED Gersch Device, while you are waiting in the bio-dome airlock with the hacker. Use the jump pads to get as close to the machine as you can get. Once you get to the machine, start hacking. When you are about 85% done hacking have your buddy toss the Gersch Device at the ground. When you are done hacking the machine, jump though it and HOPE you land in a room with air. Oh and quick note: Speed Cola speeds up hacking. So it will making hacking the AK and all the other guns/perk machine easier to hack. Superhands insert: There you go guys and gals. I know all these work because I have tired them all. I did get downed during a few of them, particularly in attempting the Flopper and Mule Kick ones, but it is possible to hack them all with out dying. It's all in the timing. Also, if you happen to know a better way of hacking one of the guns/perks feel free to post it below. So please leave some feedback and thanks for reading all.

cool idea dude! i beat both of the easter eggs. here are some [brains] for ya!

ya all you need is 2 people. it is also pretty easy easter egg so you should have no problem at all getting it done with 2 or more people man.

nope just 2.

this has happened to me and a friend before. the way to fix it is you need to wait for it to breach again then hack the control panel and then the invisible one and the real one will go away. so for example if the the invisible excavator pops up in tunnel 11 you will need to wait for tunnel 11 to be breached again then hack the control panel and both excavators will be gone which will let you move around tunnel 11 once again. i hope this helps in some way.