i am richtofen

no no its ok. i do not want to be a jerk. do not delete it.

i hate to be "that guy" but i kinda made a thread about this already. DONT FLAME ME.

HELLO! i did one of these for Abracadavre so i decided to do one for coming home! i will be doing this line by line. i wrote this from Sams PoV. ok so here we go! here is my coming home analyses: *MUSIC STARTS* = i have 100% no clue what this means. i mean who plays music in a song ? I NEED YOU = Sam needs a hug from Nickolai. he seems very strong and looks like he gives good hugs. TO SACRIFICE THE VERMIN MARTYR = Sam wants us to kill the guy who thinks a pie will be king of the world. TO BRING ME BACK WHERE I SAW YOU DIE = ok so Sam wants to go a Disco club because thats were she saw the biker guy from the village people get set on fire and die and she wants to dance. I WILL MAKE YOUR LAST WORDS COME TRUE = i really hope Maxis last words were not kill them all. i really hope it was give every one free pie. NOW I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO = Sam saying she needs to take a poop. now in death bring me life = OMFG BBQ WALL HACKS CONTRADICTION! all that i am will be coming home now = that means her toes and her head and her teddy beer will be coming home with her i did it all for you = Sam saying she did it all for are entertainment. I'm becoming real now with all i am = but she is nothing witch means she is every thing at the same time which means that Sam is becoming a walrus. all i am = the teddy bears and the mystery box is what she is. OH HOW I TRIED TO SEPARATE REALITY FROM TRUTH = i think we all do that every Tuesday morning. NOW YOU SEE WHAT I CAN DO = i am sorry but thats what see said. bring me life = RELIVE ME BRO I HAZ THE RAY GUN. all that i am will becoming home now = oh and all that Dempsey and Nickolai and Takeo will becoming with me. i did it all for you = Treyarch telling us that they made all these maps for us. I'm becoming real now with all i am = but i am also a shadow so that means i am gonna need to kick Isaac Clarkes ass. all i with all i am = maybe i should make some double tap before i become all i am so i can truly be all i am but faster. i swear to you I'll kill them all = Sam promising us she will help kill them all with the rest of the gang. I'll make them suffer = Sam saying she will make all the waiters suffer at here favorite place to eat because they messed up her food. and now in death bring me life = KILL THE FREAKING CRAWLER SO I CAN RESPAWN. all that i am will becoming home now = Dempsey being happy to be home in the USA being able to kill zombies 2 of his favorite things. i did it all for you = the monkey saying he sang all does songs just for us and only us. I'm becoming real now with all i am = the zombie story line building up to some thing that is gonna be awesome in back ops 2. all i I'm coming home now = Sam and gang taking vacation because of stupid MW3 coming out and all that. I'm coming home now = oh ya we gonna kick some major ass. I'm coming home now = ya um you said that all ready Sammy. I'm coming home now = ok Sammy we get the point we know you are coming home now. I'm coming home now = ok Sam do i need to get my Wave gun out ? I'm coming home now = alright this is your last waring. I'm coming home now = ok fine *shoots Sam with Wave gun* wow you are still alive. I'm coming home now coming home = ok fine when you get home bring us some pie back ok ? I'm coming home now coming home = well at least bring us a new toy from your house than. I'm coming home now coming = TAKE US WITH YOU THIS PLACE SOUNDS AWESOME. I'm COMING HOME = i forgot where did you say you were going ? TAKE US WITH YOU. here is the full song as a bonus i hope you guys and gals liked my little analyses of this epic song. please leave me some feedback and thanks for reading all. WALRUS!

i saw a thread about what the hacker does but not one about what the QED does so i made one. if i left any thing out let me know. SONIC BOOM = the names speaks for it self. kinda like with you kill the space man zombie it just blows you and all the zombies around it away. REVIVING YOUR SELF = if you ever about to go down and you have a QED toss it at the ground and you will be revived. it will also make a small sonic boom killing the zombies around you. oh and it can also revive your teammates. GIVING YOU FREE GUNS = toss it at the ground and hope for a good gun. i have gotten a Pack-a-punched L96 and a Pack-a-Punched Spas before. i think you can get just about any gun PaPed or not PaPed i have even gotten a Pack-a-punched Zap/Wave gun from it. TELEPORTS YOU = if you are standing by a tossed QED it may teleport you. just hope you do not land outside with out a helmet. YOU NEED IT FOR THE EASTER EGG = i just thought i should say that. IT MAKES A TURRET = i have gotten a Spas and a ray gun turret before. i am not sure what other guns it can turn into a turret. a CZ75 turret would be funny. IT MAKES A BIG BOOM = it could be similar to a Scavenger shot or more like a Matryoshka (i hope i typed that right) doll being tossed. IT MAKES A TINY BOOM. it can turn into a normal grenade. WHICH REALLY SUCKS. IT CAN MAKE THE GUN YOU HAVE OUT PaPed = the name speaks for it self. this also works on your teammates if they are in the AoA of the QED. IT STEELS A PERK. i once had a friend yell "WTF I JUST LOST A PERK" when he tossed a QED. so i am guessing it can take out one of your perks. ether that or he ran into a space man zombie. sorry i am not 100% sure on this one. NOTHING = this is what war is good for. IT MAKES A BLACK HOLE LIKE THE GERSCH DEVICE = just toss it at the ground and watch the pretty colors as freakbags get sucked in. i am not sure if you can drive in it and get teleported like a normal Gersch but it does suck em in. IT GIVES YOU THE BONUS POINTS POWER UP = if this power up is green it will add a random amount of points to your whole team but if it is red it takes away all your and team mates points. be careful because ZOMBIES CAN PICK THESE UP. IT CAN TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR AMMO = do not pick up a red max ammo because it will take away all your and your teams ammo. ZOMBIES CAN PICK THESE UP TO. IT CAN TAKE AWAY A PERK = if you see a red perk bottle do not pick it up. in mater of fact protect it because if you or a zombie pick it up you and every one on your team will lose a random perk. of course this does not matter if you get all 8 perks from finishing the easter egg. IT CAN FREEZEEEEEEEEE THE ZOMBIES = the name speaks for it self. it is kinda like the winters howl but in QED form. IT GIVES YOU MORE QEDs = this name also speaks for it self. it will spawn in power up form so ether you or a team mate can pick it up and use them. IT IS A AWESOME MINI NUKE = i guess you can say it is kinda like a nuke when you toss it because there heads will go BOOM and there bodies will be set on fire. if there is any thing i left out please post it below. thanks for reading all and now i leave you with this message: WALRUS ARE AWESOME.

thanks [brains]

HOW DO YOU GET BACK ?

sorry if this is a bit noobish but me and my friend (Fluffy as you know him) can not figure out how to get to area 51. if some one could please tell us how to get back that would be great. there are some brains in it for the first person to tell us. thanks.

NINE NOT THE PONYS ANYTHING BUT THAT!

this is probably what the "you survived 00:001:37" thing was on the inside xbox trailer. maybe it is like firefight from halo were you fight a endless amount of zombies but with no round limit. this could also explain why there is no round counter in area 51 in the some of the trailers we seen. oh and [brains] to you good sir!

hey i like deadshot. i mean it gives you a aim bot. try this out get a L96 on call of the dead or Shangri Pack-a-Punch it and if you want to buy double tap as well. we are talking about 1 hit kills until about round 30 or so. plus because of the auto aim you do not waste ammo just spraying at the zombies. so the perks i buy in order are jugs (well duh) then deadshot then quick revive and then PhD if i have a weapon with splash damage if not then i buy double tap. now a lot of people are gonna disagree with me on this but to me speed cola is the most useless perk. now before you guys are all like OMFG BBQ WALL HACKS HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE THE SPEEDY COLA ? well i just think the perk is over priced and the other perks are more useful. i really think it is kinda silly to pay 3000 points for a perk that does just one thing. i mean deadshot only costs 1500 and because of the aim bot you do not waste as much ammo. and if you are not just spraying at the zombies you will find that you reload less which kinda makes up for not being able to reload super fast. of course this is just my opinion after all. but more on topic i think this perk will be very useful to say the least. but i think it is one of those things you end of up buying in the higher rounds because most players have 4000 points saved up by the late 20s or early 30s (or more depending on how many times the person gets down and how lucky they are at box) and are almost always low on ammo so i think this perk will really come in handy on the higher rounds. thanks for reading all.

i was watching the inside xbox trailer today and i saw this: this popped up after the team teleported from area 51 to the moon. so maybe there is yet another side objective on the moon. like maybe you fight nothing but zombies and dogs but with no rounds kinda like firefight in halo. or maybe you need to survive in area 51 for X amount of time for the easter egg or to unlock a door. here is a link to the video if you have not seen it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lEs1TCjq7w the you survived thing pops up at round the 42 seconds mark. also sorry about the blurry picture i took it with my sucky phone. thanks for reading all.

hey guys and gals i have a moon theory. so lets dive right into it. WARRING huge wall of text ahead. THE EASTER EGG AND THE SECRET ACHIEVEMENT: ok well we all know a secret Achievement has been found. people are not sure if this achievement is real or not. i think it is real. my theory is that at some point in the easter egg you have the choice to complete Richtofens grand scheme and get the Cryogenic Slumber Party achievement. or you can not let Richtofen complete his grand scheme and get the secret achievement. THE SILVER BACK: many people have been making theorys about the cosmic sliver back being on moon. while there is little proof to support ether of those theorys i think he will not be in the map. while it does make sense because it is the moon and all but i just dont think the silver back would work out to good in zombies. i mean he would probably be like George only faster and harder to kill. i mean do people think he would be eazy to kill ? WHERE THE MAP TAKES PLACE: ok now this has not been confirmed but i think the map takes place on the moon. keep in mind this has not been confirmed. FUTURE MAPS: ok now this is the last map pack for black ops. now i am 115% sure that this is not the end of zombies. there are sill a lot of places the crew can visit we still got Pairs to explore and i am sure that there are dozens of other places on earth where zombies could take place. maybe not even on earth. or this world. PHASING ZOMBIE: i honestly have no clue. maybe that is the space suit zombie who kidnaps you. they may also tie in with the Achievement "one giant leap" where you need to free yourself. BEING ABLE TO BUY ALL THE PERKS: i do not remember who but (you know who you are) this person thinks that mule kick will let you buy all the perks. while i do not agree with this theory myself it does sound like it possible because the perk cost 4000 points. and i do not know about you guys but there is no way i am paying 4000 points for a extra gun. i mean with that money i could buy jugs and quick revive. but it could be a typo by Treyarch and you cant buy the perks you need to get the perk bottle power up. or maybe you can just buy them with out needing any thing else. THE EXCAVATORS: these things sound like they could be a map changer. or at least some thing that will make the game a little bit harder. i am guessing to stop them you ether shoot them with a weapon that has splash damage or you "hack" them. which could also tie in with the one "small hack for man" achievement. 4 FOCUS STONES ? Richtofen may not be the only one with the focus stone and here is why. now we all know that you can do the easter egg on Shangri La 4 times so that all 4 players can have the focus stone. which also means that every member of the crew could have there own stone or that Richtofen has 4 focus stones do to what he says at the end of the game. i copy pasted this from one of my other threads. HOW DOGS WORK: ok now my theory on the dog rounds is that you only get them on area 51 as a "round" but i think they will also spawn on the moon with zombies kinda like Der Riese. but in order to get the max ammo from them on the moon you need to kill X amount of them. HACKING STUFF: ok now the achievement "one small hack for man" say we need to hack some thing. we may need to hack stuff like the excavators or we need to hack certain doors in order to open them. i think in order to "hack" some thing you just walk up to a control panel and hold X/square/F to do it. kinda like how when you are reviving somebody and you see the little white bar show up with how much time is left till there are revived. i do not think it is that hard to hack something because it is only worth 5G. well thats my theory i hoped you guys and gals liked it. please leave some feedback so i know how to improve my future theorys and let me know what you guys and gals think of this one. oh and thanks for reading all.

i have a idea! maybe there are 2 endings for the easter egg! like you get the Cryogenic Slumber Party achievement if you complete Richtofens grand scheme but you get the secret achievement if you dont let Richtofen complete his scheme. i think that would make sense because the easter egg will probably be very hard and the Cryogenic Slumber Party achievement is 75G. so it if they add another step or 2 to the easter egg for a different ending i think it would be worth around 100G.

can i see some more of those gross pictures you have ? gore and dead stuff do not scare me no matter how real or fake it is. BUT CLOWNS SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME. so as long as none of the pics have clowns in them i am good. but as for the thingy in the picture maybe it is the eye sockets ? or some type of tube that sends messages to the brain or some thing like that. i only have a PhD in flopper so i am not the right doctor to ask.

dude it was supposed to make you laugh. because you know i like to make people laugh. and i thought making analyses of Abracadavre would you know be funny. but thank you for posting the answer to a riddle that just about every one knows the answer to.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO. well it seems almost every one is busy working on there theorys for moon so i deiced to drift way from there for a while and make my analyses of Abracadavre. sure about 100 people have done stuff like this but i felt like making one so ya. the equal sign is what i think the meaning of the line is. ok here we go. *MUSIC* = this could mean anything. I can fly like a bird not in the sky witch can always swim but is always dry = A PENGUIN I say goodbye at night and morning high i am part of you what am i = the bird that gets the worm i follow and lead as you pass = a zombie in the front of a rape train leading the rest of the zombies to there death. dress yourself in black my darkness last i will flee the light but with out the sun your view of me would be gone = a goth. I can see the damage that i am causing you is so benign = how Activison feels about PS3 users. you want me to be gone = YES MONKEY WE WANT YOU GONE NOW STOP HUMPING ARE SODA. but i have only just be-GUN = we are gonna be back to steel your perks. I AM THE ONLY ONE "UNDONE" = some guy at Treyarch saying he has a bad taste in his mouth. I AM A BROKEN MIRACLE NOW in your head = the fat guy from the hangover. I dont feel like i am real = A zombie having fun flying in the air because of a thunder gun shot. but i know its all imaginary = the zombie once he hits the ground and dies. are they real and do they feel = Activisons souls. is all the pain just in inside my head = a guy with a really bad headache who had a huge safe fall on him. i am what men love more then life fear more then death or mortal strife = zombies. i am what dead men have = what about women are you zombies sexist ? and rich require i am what i am contended men desire = a puppy. you want me to be gone = YES CHINA LAKE I WANT YOU GONE. but i have only just be-GUN = the box saying it is gonna keep giving us sucky guns. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW FAR I COME= Zombies from WaW to black ops. WHAT GOES UP MUST NEVER COME BACK DOWN in your head = tell that to Murphys law. i dont feel like i am real = us when we are doing really good on a high round and are happy. but i know its all imaginary = us on a high round out of ammo and scared. are they real and do they feel = the zombies in Treyarchs hidden zombie lab. is all the pain just inside my head = a zombie after getting a full clip of a HK unloaded into its head. its all inside my head = are ballistic knifes stuck in the zombies heads. it just inside my its all inside my there all in side my head = the song the monkey sings before he goes BOOM. i see them always but there all inside my head = a warrior Walrus. all inside my head there all inside my head = all the zombie songs are stuck in are heads. its killing me to see i am killing you = CONTRADICTION LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL death is magic = Treyarch telling us that the way we kill zombies is magical. say Abracadavre now = DO IT OR WE WILL EAT YOUR CRISPY CHICKEN. you see me now you dont cry when i am gone = Treyarch saying enjoy are heros while we can because we can not play as them in call of the dead. these shackles they come with certain opportunities = Treyarch being owned by the evil Activison and being forced to do certain things but they get payed a lot and can make zombies. they wont let me get away but they show me we are the same = Treyarch talking about how they are trapped by Activison and how they are there zombies. we are the same we are the same they show me that we are the same = us being the same as a Walrus and Walrus are awesome. i cant give in i wont give in = us because we never give in to the never ending zombie horde. its not a state of mind i am wretched but i am powerful = cows that were suits. and i dont feel like i am real: = a pig with a really nice hair cut. but i know its all imaginary = the pig is really fighting zombies with bad hair cut. are they real and do they feel = this means Treyarch loves ponys. is all the pain just inside my head = the pony bit Kevin and he is not sure if he is in pain or not. its all inside my head it just inside my its all inside my there all inside my = THE BLACK HOLE THINGY IS STUCK ON MY HEAD. i see them always but there all inside my head all inside my head there all inside my head = the zombies like pie OH and there all inside Sams head. i hope you guys and gals liked this. oh and top it all off here is Abracadavre. enjoy and thanks for reading all!!!

i am 115% sure they are gonna play something from 2001 a space odyssey. i just know it. those songs are in just about every thing that has to do with space or the moon. but maybe if we are lucky they will give us a taste of the new song like SNN and Der Riese. Treyarch knows how to get us pumped up for a new map. but i think i speak for every one when i say GIVE US THE TRAILER ALL READY TREYARCH. but hopefully we will get to see what the new perk does and maybe get a little bit more of a taste of the QED or see a bit more action from the wave gun or maybe even a hint to the easter egg if we are lucky. who knows anything could happen!!!

WELL THANKS A LOT DEMPSEY. DO YOU HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO MAKE THAT CLONE. for once i make a clone that does want to eat peoples feet and you just go and blow it up. next time aim for the person holding the sickle. NOT THE PERSON WHO IS MAKING US CAKE WHICH IS A LIE. now Dempsey put down the wave gun and come at me with a sickle. come on i only got a sickle *hides Thunder gun behind back* are you chicken ? are you worried that i will shove my fist up your toe and rip out your spleen than steel your butt and then serve it for dinner the next night ? WELL I WILL DO JUST THAT BABY!

come on Takeo i want a fight. i will take you can Dempsey on right now. i know Nikolai has got my butt... i mean rear... i mean foot... i mean back. i think. now come on Takeo so i can beat you with a butt I MEAN SICKLE NO WAIT I MEAN REAR END OF A DONKEY NO WAIT I HAD IT RIGHT THE FIRST..... i mean second time. now as for you Dempsey. *pulls out sickle and bottle Juggernog" i got some thing you want. you went Juggernog ? well then come and get it before i come to you to you can give it to you. no wait..... oh just fight me fat head!

Richtofen may not be the only one with the focus stone and here is why. now we all know that you can do the easter egg on Shangri La 4 times so that all 4 players can have the focus stone. which also means that every member of the crew could have there own stone or that Richtofen has 4 focus stones do to what he says at the end of the game. i do not think this is some thing that can be over looked as a "game play only" thing. so that means there is a possibility of more then 1 focus stone being needed for the easter egg/really cool thing on moon. or that somebody else the on team could have there own little plan. like maybe this certain someone plans on using the stone to kill a certain somebody. now the crew needs to have 4 focus stones otherwise the whole thing of being able to do the easter egg 4 times makes no sense. i mean why else would Treyarch let us do the easter egg 4 times if they did not plan on using it later in the story ? if they wanted all the players to have a reward than you would think that you would only need to the easter egg once. but then again Treyarch is weird. so to sum it up i think every member of the crew will have there own focus stone or that Richtofen will have 4 focus stones. also i know in the trailer for moon Dempsey and gang did not have the stone in there inventory but i think Treyarch did not add the stones at the time because they did not want to ruin the story/easter egg. well let me know what you guys think. also sorry if this as been brought up before but the site is lagging so much for me that i can even use the search thingy. thanks for reading all.

wait wait wait are you saying we can hold 2 of every gun ? QUAD MUSTANG AND SALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok sorry i had to do that. but that would be soooooooooooooooo awesome. but i do not think it will be stopping power because that is why we have PaP. maybe if you die you get to keep one of your guns at random. i think that would be awesome.

you know what i have had enough of you Dempsey. YOU ARE UNINVITED TO MY TEA PARTY ON THE MOON. we were gonna have ice cream cake but you know what NO CAKE FOR YOU. OH AND THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE I KNOW BECAUSE I MADE IT AND I NEVER LIE. WHY AM I STILL YELLING ? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! as for you Takeo *pulls out sickle* COME AT ME BRO! you have made the doctor very angry. beleben sie schnell trinken monkey lover kuh esser mit einem schlechten haarschnitt! bring it on man!

i will tell you what this has got to do with the moon. well you see there is a huge crater in the earth and so that means some thing must have happened. it is not like huge craters pop up in the middle of the night for no reason what so ever. some thing has happened to the earth which is why are heros are on the moon. they did some thing (well Richtofen did give or take) to the earth to try and kill the zombies. but from the looks of it it seems to have backfired big time. so i think are heros went to the moon for 2 reasons. 1 to get away from the earth which seems to have been nuked or is being over run by zombies REALLY FAST. and 2 for what ever is on the moon that Richtofen needs. my point is that the earth is messed up and something big went down. Treyarch puts a lot of detail into the little stuff like i said and the earth is a REALLY big thing so you would think that they would put A LOT of detail into it. well the earth in black ops looks a lot different from the earth in real life. sooooooooo i think that the crater and the eye and all the other little stuff mean something because Treyarch would not put these odd shapes of land/craters in it for no reason. thanks for reading all!

THANK YOU Takeo! hope you dont mind but i am gonna post that in the first post on the thread. dont worry i will give you the credit. ok now that some of you see are starting to see it can we talk about the reason why this crater is here or what made it appear in the first place ?

thanks Fu453! you did not need to give me that huge picture. and i can tell you right now i am NOT the smartest person on the site. but never the less here is my what i manged to pull out of butt to support my theory a little bit more. WARRING 4 BIG PICTURES ARE UP AHEAD. ok first up the black ops earth. next is the real earth. now the black ops earth but with a pink circle around just the crater. and now the black ops earth but with lines pointing to every thing i saw. ok now if you made it past all the huge pictures then good job! now there is a pink circle around the crater as you can see. the yellow lines lead to what i think looks like some type of eye. the green text is pointing to the bottom of the earth. this part of the earth is probably at night time but it could also mean some thing. ok so now compare the black ops earth to the real earth. as you can probably see there some differences between the 2. ok well for starters there is no crater on the real earth that big lol. ok number 2 there does not appear to be any type of land that is shaped like that eye. even if it is not a eye i am almost 100% sure that there is no piece of land on the real earth that looks like that. the whole reason i made this thread in the first place is because Treyarch puts a lot of detail on the little stuff in zombies and mutiplayer. so you would think that the earth in the game would look like a almost perfect match to the earth in real life. and yet it does not look like the earth in real life now does it ? so i am thinking that this crater and the weird land shapes are there for a reason. maybe are heros fired some type of nuke to try and wipe out all the zombies and that is why they had to flee to the moon. who knows! ok guys that is all i got for now. i will post any thing else i find to be interesting or odd about the earth. so let me know what you guys think. thanks for reading all.