MysteryMachineX

Well if you're saying she's a bad singer, I really disagree. But I do think her talent has more suitable styles of music, not too far different than these ones, as I liked her first couple of Zombie songs.

It's alright. Don't worry about it :)

I liked the Call of Duty Zombie Labs trailers very much, thank you.

Well I honestly can't stand screaming no matter the gender. But I'd think it'd be the opposite. I would just imagine that mankind would stereotypically like female screaming better than male screaming, if given the option, because the female is more attractive or whatnot.

I could be possible, but I question its efficiency. The electricity would just fry things and people, and it would have nearly no penetration. But a typical bomb would destroy structures too which would kill more people.

Hm? I might try to find those as well.

Possibly. It does a dozen other things, so why not that? Although it does have a particular affinity for it.

Thank you very much. I'd like to vote for your "Eny meany miny moe, I will shoot you in the toe. UND THE FACE" quote too.

[i'm not using the Poll feature because I'm doing it differently than it would allow.] So I am trying to find the funnies quotes in all of Call of Duty: Zombies. But I don't want it to be just what I think. I want it to be what the largest amount of people think. So I was hoping to take a poll. Here is how it works. There is a current list of the rankings below with the number of points each quote has. People post quotes they would like to be added to the list. There is no limit. People can post as many quotes as they like and can vote on as many as they like. Keep in mind, however, if you simply vote for every quote, you aren't really helping any be voted as more funny than any other. The only limitation is that only one vote per person per quote. You can't simply revote your quote. However, if other people post quotes that you like, simply post saying you would like to add a vote for such and such a quote. The quotes with the most points will rank at the top. Let's see which ones get the highest! Let's see which one becomes number one. I just hope we get a high number of participants. Post quotes and/or vote for already listed ones. Make sure to list who said it and what map it was on. It can be any kind of dialogue. #. [points] "quote" - Speaker, Map, Extra Info (if necessary) CURRENT RANKINGS: 1. [3] "That's it? Seriously? All that work, and all we did was blow up the Earth? What the f*ck." - Tank, Moon 1. [3] "Ring around the rosy, pockets full of POISON!" - Samantha, Moon 2. [2] "Eeny meeny miney moe, I will shoot you in the toe. AND THE FACE" - Richtofen, Ascension 2. [2] "You remind me of patient 22304, except you make less noise when I stick things in you." - Richtofen, Kino der Toten 2. [2] "But I want it!" - Kennedy, "Five" 2. [2] "Pack-A-Punch? I think it makes vodka!" - Nikolai, Der Riese 2. [2] "Little Nikolai, are you alright? Yes papa." - Nikolai, Moon, 'yes papa' is high pitched 2. [2] "No power! Just like home." - Nikolai, Kino der Toten 3. [1] "Mmmm, this a tastes a little like sushi!" - Takeo, Shi No Numa 3. [1] "'Uncle Edward will give you stronger legs. EDWARD! GIVE THEM STRONGER LEGS! YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT THIS!" - Samantha, Moon 3. [1] "The Doctor is coming, Nikolai! As in... Going to your location." - Richtofen, Moon 3. [1] "Stumpy was rude to the Doctor. Stumpy paid the price." - Richtofen, Der Riese 3. [1] "It's a distillery! Oh, wait it's just a teleporter." - Nikolai, Der Riese 3. [1] "Ahh, I love it. STAY AWAY THIS IS MINE!" - Richtofen, Der Riese, Pack-A-Punch 3. [1] "Give me more! MORE! Okay, little less." - Richtofen, Moon 3. [1] "I long to bathe naked... IN YOUR BLOOD!!!!" - Richtofen, Der Riese 3. [1] "Concentrate all fire on McNamara!" - Kennedy, "Five" 3. [1] "Come baby we do the '59 eh?" - Nikolai, Kino der Toten 3. [1] "I've fallen and I can't get up!" - Nikolai, Ascension 3. [1] "I wish there was another Pack-a-Punch machine that I could put this Pack-a-Punch machine in to make it go faster!" - Tank, Moon 3. [1] "Whatever. Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day." - Tank, Kino der Toten 3. [1] "Need some beans for the chowder here!" - Kennedy, "Five" 3. [1] "This place is too loud. Maybe if I plug my ears and hum song. dadadadadaDA dadadadadaDA dadadadashleydalow! F*ck." - Nikolai, Moon 3. [1] "Now I can go home and tell seventh wife I make double points! ...And about new girlfriend." - Nikolai, Moon 3. [1] "This sucks harder than sixth wife!" - Nikolai, Ascension, Gersch Device 3. [1] "We must right the wrongs of the past to proceed, JOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!" - Richtofen, Shangri-La, Easter Egg

[i'm not using the Poll feature because I'm doing it differently than it would allow.] So I am trying to find the funnies quotes in all of Call of Duty: Zombies. But I don't want it to be just what I think. I want it to be what the largest amount of people think. So I was hoping to take a poll. Here is how it works. There is a current list of the rankings below with the number of points each quote has. People post quotes they would like to be added to the list. There is no limit. People can post as many quotes as they like and can vote on as many as they like. Keep in mind, however, if you simply vote for every quote, you aren't really helping any be voted as more funny than any other. The only limitation is that only one vote per person per quote. You can't simply revote your quote. However, if other people post quotes that you like, simply post saying you would like to add a vote for such and such a quote. The quotes with the most points will rank at the top. Let's see which ones get the highest! Let's see which one becomes number one. I just hope we get a high number of participants. Post quotes and/or vote for already listed ones. Make sure to list who said it and what map it was on. It can be any kind of dialogue. #. [points] "quote" - Speaker, Map, Extra Info (if necessary) CURRENT RANKINGS: 1. [3] "That's it? Seriously? All that work, and all we did was blow up the Earth? What the f*ck." - Tank, Moon 1. [3] "Ring around the rosy, pockets full of POISON!" - Samantha, Moon 2. [2] "Eeny meeny miney moe, I will shoot you in the toe. AND THE FACE" - Richtofen, Ascension 2. [2] "You remind me of patient 22304, except you make less noise when I stick things in you." - Richtofen, Kino der Toten 2. [2] "But I want it!" - Kennedy, "Five" 2. [2] "Pack-A-Punch? I think it makes vodka!" - Nikolai, Der Riese 2. [2] "Little Nikolai, are you alright? Yes papa." - Nikolai, Moon, 'yes papa' is high pitched 2. [2] "No power! Just like home." - Nikolai, Kino der Toten 3. [1] "Mmmm, this a tastes a little like sushi!" - Takeo, Shi No Numa 3. [1] "'Uncle Edward will give you stronger legs. EDWARD! GIVE THEM STRONGER LEGS! YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT THIS!" - Samantha, Moon 3. [1] "The Doctor is coming, Nikolai! As in... Going to your location." - Richtofen, Moon 3. [1] "Stumpy was rude to the Doctor. Stumpy paid the price." - Richtofen, Der Riese 3. [1] "It's a distillery! Oh, wait it's just a teleporter." - Nikolai, Der Riese 3. [1] "Ahh, I love it. STAY AWAY THIS IS MINE!" - Richtofen, Der Riese, Pack-A-Punch 3. [1] "Give me more! MORE! Okay, little less." - Richtofen, Moon 3. [1] "I long to bathe naked... IN YOUR BLOOD!!!!" - Richtofen, Der Riese 3. [1] "Concentrate all fire on McNamara!" - Kennedy, "Five" 3. [1] "Come baby we do the '59 eh?" - Nikolai, Kino der Toten 3. [1] "I've fallen and I can't get up!" - Nikolai, Ascension 3. [1] "I wish there was another Pack-a-Punch machine that I could put this Pack-a-Punch machine in to make it go faster!" - Tank, Moon 3. [1] "Whatever. Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day." - Tank, Kino der Toten 3. [1] "Need some beans for the chowder here!" - Kennedy, "Five" 3. [1] "This place is too loud. Maybe if I plug my ears and hum song. dadadadadaDA dadadadadaDA dadadadashleydalow! F*ck." - Nikolai, Moon 3. [1] "Now I can go home and tell seventh wife I make double points! ...And about new girlfriend." - Nikolai, Moon 3. [1] "This sucks harder than sixth wife!" - Nikolai, Ascension, Gersch Device 3. [1] "We must right the wrongs of the past to proceed, JOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!" - Richtofen, Shangri-La, Easter Egg

These are the "astro" files that talk about the Astro-Zombie. What to conclude? Not much. They are Zombies. And they explode due to pressure. That means the explosion is probably the atmosphere inside the suit rupturing, possibly because the suits are really old and used?

I just hate how all the Zombie songs nowadays are just screaming. I've never actually listened to the entirety of the song because I have to turn it off to keep my ears from hurting. My favorite was Lullaby for a Dead Man. My second was The One. Next Beauty of Annihilation. 115, eh it is alright. Abracavre, bearable. Paredoilia. No. Coming Home. Absolutely not. Nightmare. No no no. Not Ready to Die was pretty good though.

The quote you are referring to actually says:

From my understanding, they gave it to Avenged Sevenfold to make their song, but I can't confirm that. Lol: Go to an Avenged Sevenfold concert. Be one of the lucky few that meets them. "Hey kid, you want an autograph?" "No, just tell me what happens in the zombie story!"

Actually, I hadn't. Does it have a projected launch date?

Possible. But is there really enough to go on? Maybe we need to scour the quotes for evidence.

Do we? Who is to say what is advanced? Our technology for sending men to the Moon is a couple decades old. The Chinese, while I don't know the current state of their plans, announced a year or two ago plans on sending a man in space themselves. That's the Chinese; they always want to do it for themselves. Sense of pride or something, not that that's bad. They also imploy nuclear technology, which is extremely efficient. The only drawback is IF you mess up. And, with NASA cut, who is to say another country won't surpass us in technology? Japan already has surpassed us in technology in many fields. If they are taking an interest in space, then when will they pass us, given their capability in technology elsewhere?

With the way the space program has been, the US will lag behind other countries. China's making significant advancements. So is Japan. Russia was doing well until their Mars rover crashed earlier this year. Even India is starting a space program. Where is the US? Well, let's see... NASA's practically penniless. At least the SETI program is back up and running!... because of PRIVATE donations. Glad to see that the entire universe is low on the agenda.

Do you have an Xbox? On Xbox, Mule Kick is only there when you are connected to Xbox Live. When you are disconnected, Mule Kick goes away. : /

The BAR and FG42 are Light Machine Guns. The STG-44 is an Assault Rifle. This is because the STG-44 in World at War was listed under "Rifles", yet it isn't a simple Rifle as most were that time. It was automatic. So it would be considered an "Assault Rifles". The BAR and FG42 in World at War are listed under "Machine Guns", which is practically "Light Machine Guns" as "Submachine Guns" is another category entirely in which they are not listed.

I have a list of all the extracted files. Well, it is a list of all important Zombies-related files I found. Server Access John Banana RE: John Banana Another One Maxis Files Access [^E-mails between the US guys looking at them.] Giant1.txt Giant2.txt Giant3.txt Giant4.txt Giant5.txt Giant6.txt Giant7.txt Giant8.txt [^CIA's interpretations of the Der Riese Radios.] Hai1.txt Hai2.txt Hai3.txt Radiance.txt [^Oppenheimer's Zombie haikus.] MJ12.txt [^The file mentioning Majestic-12.] Giant9.txt ServantA00001.txt ServantA00115.txt ServantA00359.txt ServantA02977.txt ServantA91374.txt ServantB04130.txt ServantB67129.txt ServantB70001.txt ServantB70326.txt ServerOrigin.txt Swamp1.txt Update.txt [^These are the extracted files from Der Riese.] derriese1.pic doa1.pic doa2.pic doa3.pic engineeruntoten.pic govtafterhours.pic kinoalley.pic kinofoyer.pic kinolobby.pic kinoscreen.pic [^These are images related to Zombies.] morgue.pic [^This one isn't really Zombies-related, but it looked suspicious to me.]

Belinski: Well what I'm wondering is why is there a trash compactor in an ancient temple? Richtofen: Well what else would they do with their trash? (Just picked two that fit together and that I thought were funny) I have a whole list of important quotes that I can refer to if you want more.

Is it an introduction or an ending? In your post, you say its both.

Here you go: viewtopic.php?f=67&t=11929

No, at the very least the Ray Gun blueprints were developed. All you need for that is working schematics and know-how. But Japan didn't have the resources to actually build it.