ToxicFusion1

Meh.I'm going back to Team Fortress 2.I lost interest since Zombies got replaced by Survival.

It's obvious that Richtofen is an imposter. I know.He would have noticed that I spiked his Speed Cola with Juggernog+Element 115. And,he hasn't made a threat that somehow relates to shoving a Thundergun up Dempsey's ass.

Kill the imposter! Besides,the four blew up the Earth.Wouldnt that include Shangri-La?

I do too.But I don't remember when it turned into the crew effing around,not falling for Richtofen's schemes to burn them alive.

One second Richtofen!(retrieves baby gun from box and puts on fire suit)

Hey Dempsey,are rumors about you being in Survival true?(In MW3)

I've finally reached the level where I don't even call it by the number:I've simply dubbed it "Hell Wave". What is Hell Wave?Where not even two shots of a Zeus Cannon will kill a single monkey. -.-

Found your hat.You left it at the station before you guys left. Want it back? So how are you four doing after Earth blew up?

Plus,don't you need a bunch of certain guns like you do in Ascension? I'm also curious:what happens to the focusing stone?

I love that trap.I never got Chimp on the Barbie yet(kill a monkey on that trap),since I'm always focused on mowing down the little bastards trying to steal my Jugger-Nog.Maybe Speed Cola if I have Stamin-up.

Richtofen,you got owned by Samantha on Moon.I won't say anything beyond that,but that's sad bro. : P (tosses the bottle of Jugger-nog and drinks an ice-cold one from the fridge)To hell with all this shanking,I'm hitting the Mystery Box.(opens up,and it shows a China Lake)NO DAMNIT!(roundhouse kicks the top of the box and it changes to Wave Gun)Ooh :3 (splits it in half and starts shooting at the real Richtofen)Better start being nice Richtofen,or I'm gunna slap a helmet on your head and watch your face EXPLODE FROM THE INSIDE-OUT >: D PS I'm already at Moon.I'm the voice you hear when you finish playing Samantha Says at the end.I also apoligize for the astronaut mini-bosses.I send them out to buy guns and Perks from time to time but sometimes they go berzerk and attack : /

Dempsey,I was downed behind this guy playing Richtofen in Shangri-La,it looked like the golden rod was falling out xD Also,Triple Shot Tequila.Any thoughts on the new perk? (starts shanking Richtofens with 115 shank) (takes the sickle and Juggernog out of a Richtofen's hands,snaps neck,and impales another clone by throwing the sickle)Dempsey,want another bottle?I've got a fridge of ice-cold ones in the ship already.

Dempsey,I was downed behind this guy playing Richtofen in Shangri-La,it looked like the golden rod was falling out xD Also,Triple Shot Tequila.Any thoughts on the new perk? (starts shanking Richtofens with 115 shank) (takes the sickle and Juggernog out of a Richtofen's hands,snaps neck,and impales another clone by throwing the sickle)Dempsey,want another bottle?I've got a fridge of ice-cold ones in the ship already.

MELEE ANYBODY? Thrice the fun. Weapon One,a gun. Weapon Two,a gun too. Weapon Three,your knife that goes useless past Round 10. Pack-a-Punch the knife maybe?It could replace the Sickle and Bowie Knife. I'm thinking Insurance is a good idea.To rebalance the idea of having a 3rd gun,whenever a player goes downed I believe a random gun of their inventory should disappear :twisted: Better pray you don't lose your Thundergun to the CZ75 you picked up.

Fuck that,Zeus Cannon and Lamentation is my favorite combo.All of my good runs have been with Lamentation,guess thats why Im happier to recieve a Galil then a Gersch Device from the Mystery Box.By round 40+ I couldnt even kill a monkey with THREE clips of Lamentation.Three,45-round clips.135 bullets from a Pack-a-Punch gun doesn't kill,thats when you know shit's gunna get crazy -.- By the way,to get that high did you do a rape train around the lander at PhD Flopper?I've gotten to round 37 without using that 'tactic'.