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Meh.I'm going back to Team Fortress 2.I lost interest since Zombies got replaced by Survival.

It's obvious that Richtofen is an imposter. I know.He would have noticed that I spiked his Speed Cola with Juggernog+Element 115. And,he hasn't made a threat that somehow relates to shoving a Thundergun up Dempsey's ass.

Kill the imposter! Besides,the four blew up the Earth.Wouldnt that include Shangri-La?

I do too.But I don't remember when it turned into the crew effing around,not falling for Richtofen's schemes to burn them alive.

One second Richtofen!(retrieves baby gun from box and puts on fire suit)

Hey Dempsey,are rumors about you being in Survival true?(In MW3)

I've finally reached the level where I don't even call it by the number:I've simply dubbed it "Hell Wave". What is Hell Wave?Where not even two shots of a Zeus Cannon will kill a single monkey. -.-

Found your hat.You left it at the station before you guys left. Want it back? So how are you four doing after Earth blew up?

Plus,don't you need a bunch of certain guns like you do in Ascension? I'm also curious:what happens to the focusing stone?

I love that trap.I never got Chimp on the Barbie yet(kill a monkey on that trap),since I'm always focused on mowing down the little bastards trying to steal my Jugger-Nog.Maybe Speed Cola if I have Stamin-up.

Richtofen,you got owned by Samantha on Moon.I won't say anything beyond that,but that's sad bro. : P (tosses the bottle of Jugger-nog and drinks an ice-cold one from the fridge)To hell with all this shanking,I'm hitting the Mystery Box.(opens up,and it shows a China Lake)NO DAMNIT!(roundhouse kicks the top of the box and it changes to Wave Gun)Ooh :3 (splits it in half and starts shooting at the real Richtofen)Better start being nice Richtofen,or I'm gunna slap a helmet on your head and watch your face EXPLODE FROM THE INSIDE-OUT >: D PS I'm already at Moon.I'm the voice you hear when you finish playing Samantha Says at the end.I also apoligize for the astronaut mini-bosses.I send them out to buy guns and Perks from time to time but sometimes they go berzerk and attack : /

Dempsey,I was downed behind this guy playing Richtofen in Shangri-La,it looked like the golden rod was falling out xD Also,Triple Shot Tequila.Any thoughts on the new perk? (starts shanking Richtofens with 115 shank) (takes the sickle and Juggernog out of a Richtofen's hands,snaps neck,and impales another clone by throwing the sickle)Dempsey,want another bottle?I've got a fridge of ice-cold ones in the ship already.

Dempsey,I was downed behind this guy playing Richtofen in Shangri-La,it looked like the golden rod was falling out xD Also,Triple Shot Tequila.Any thoughts on the new perk? (starts shanking Richtofens with 115 shank) (takes the sickle and Juggernog out of a Richtofen's hands,snaps neck,and impales another clone by throwing the sickle)Dempsey,want another bottle?I've got a fridge of ice-cold ones in the ship already.

MELEE ANYBODY? Thrice the fun. Weapon One,a gun. Weapon Two,a gun too. Weapon Three,your knife that goes useless past Round 10. Pack-a-Punch the knife maybe?It could replace the Sickle and Bowie Knife. I'm thinking Insurance is a good idea.To rebalance the idea of having a 3rd gun,whenever a player goes downed I believe a random gun of their inventory should disappear :twisted: Better pray you don't lose your Thundergun to the CZ75 you picked up.

Fuck that,Zeus Cannon and Lamentation is my favorite combo.All of my good runs have been with Lamentation,guess thats why Im happier to recieve a Galil then a Gersch Device from the Mystery Box.By round 40+ I couldnt even kill a monkey with THREE clips of Lamentation.Three,45-round clips.135 bullets from a Pack-a-Punch gun doesn't kill,thats when you know shit's gunna get crazy -.- By the way,to get that high did you do a rape train around the lander at PhD Flopper?I've gotten to round 37 without using that 'tactic'.

Good thing I stole the original recipes,Treyarch's still pretty pissed at me for that ._. Richtofen,I'm going to shank you with a sharpened stone made of 115 that I absolutely DID NOT STEAL from Kino.Maybe you'll turn into a zombie.Besides,if you tried anything funny,I'd just shank you again with previously-mentioned 115 knife. Dempsey...I seriously hope what you said about where Richtofen keeps them isn't true. I'm going to sneak onto that ship,I'll hide in one of the ten fridges of Jugger-Nog you'll inevitably take with you.Then,once we're all done killing freakbags on the moon...I'll still have that 115 knife.Maybe I'll just spike richtofen's celebratory bottle of PhD Flopper with that.

Or maybe zombies are learning how to use guns 0_0If they do,the guns they use should be really underpowered,to prevent any shitty games during Solo.IF IT HAPPENS,the guns they use should be so freaking underpowered,Richtofen would facepalm.

Sure,why not?I made a duplicate.And I already have ten fridges stocked to the inch full of Jugger-Nogs. Now,if I could find a way to steal the Mystery Box next.It's so heavy!I blame the Wonder Weapons.That freaking Thundergun must weigh at least 50 pounds. I'm going to hijack a rocketship and follow you guys to the moon.I wanna kill zombies too ._.

On the bright side,hitting a monkey with a grenade before it explodes is even more satisfying then shooting them >:D

I actually know some German and Spanish.But I did use Google Translate because I was too busy typing German. I already have a 31-79 Jgibberishb1131613476,thank you. P.S. I stole the Jugger-Nog and Stamin-Up recipes > (makes a bottle of Stamin-Up,drinks it and runs away)

Free Ray Guns for everybody!Dempsey,just because you are my favorite,you get the only Porter's X2. Richtofen,Ich hoffe, Sie durch Napalm Zombie Feuer sterben. Dempsey,Ich hasse Richtofen, ich hoffe, er stirbt auf dem Mond.

There is no Achievement for the Ascension egg,you might be thinking of Shangri-La(get the focusing stone) or CotD(send the crew to paradise). The Achievements I have for First Strike: They are going THROUGH! Chimp on the barbie Sorry,the only names I can remember :/ Back to the duration of the DM's... After all of the effort put in(especially since you had to get the WW's pack-a-punched,the crossbow also,and get the GD and MD's),90 seconds seems like a waste.I mean,each person had to camp the Mystery Box,waiting for the weapon they need to come up,and then find the box again if the teddy appears,then get the 5000 needed to PaP...most Zombie players outside of my friends and clan don't have that type of patience :L The DM's are 90 seconds,but the guns are forever,until you stop getting Max Ammos or switch it out for something else.

Samantha,the story about Richtofen and the rarity of tacos in Der Riese is true.I was working as an intern.I stole the DG-2 out of the box before I left :twisted: Oh wait,I said that out loud didnt I?Oops...Also,richtofen,I'm pretty sure I left a note on the box saying I took the Thundergun and RPK.that's probably why you didn't get anything good. *pets Fluffy the whole time I'm talking*

It's real.Tested last night with my Zombies-only BO clan.

Sorry,I can't keep up with the likes and hates between the group now...but I did remember activating Dempsey's doll in Ascension and the doll said 'You SUCK, Richtofen!' or something similar. They did notice Richtofen,Tak pointed out Richtofen being dead.Dempsey especially since he pointed out the wound and Takeo's blood-stained knife. True with the killing-zombie cover up.