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Im only going to say part of the quote here. Prize is.. 10 whole brains. "...Always talking..."

Make me one too? That would be really great. I actually want two: The one, I want my username, with an Iron maiden logo in it, if you can fit it. And the second, I would like my PSN (Its in my sig) with a picture of PPSh in it, (Once again if you can. ) THanks. :)

Must have been from the USDD or whatever level.

What map is that screenshot from? It's certainly not Five...?

In my mind, Kino is the easiest, with multiple rape training spots. But that wasnt up there, sooo... Ascension. Got to 12 on first attempt, I normally get to the mid teens-early twentys, so far my highest is 26. I havnt played ascension in over a month though, I usually only play Kino and NDU. Im going to play ascension tonight or tomorrow and try to beat my record. 8-) Why I think its easier: (And yes, I have played moon multiple times, at friends' houses) Two words: Rape central. As stated above, gotten to 26 just running trains around here, and you all know Im not the greatest zombies player. Its also a huge map, so if youre not going around rape central, you will almost always have an escape route.

I typed up this story, (Chapter 1 of it anyways.) As I make more chapters, maybe 2-3 per week, Ill post them. Heres 1: The night was going slow. My particular job made it even worse. Just that second, Jim Kilmster walked by, reading another one of his zombies books. “Will you put that book down?!?! What is with your obsession with zombies?” I said. “Someday this obsession could save your life.” He said. Little did I know, he would be right. Then, we heard a window break. “@#$% vandals…” I muttered. After all, this was the south side. “HOLY @#$%-“ I heard someone exclaim, followed by an excruciating scream. I grabbed the baseball bat I always kept under my desk. I walked over to where the sound came from, and I realized this was no ordinary vandal. Before it saw me, I hit it in the head with the baseball bat as hard as I could. It knocked out half of its brains. I knelt by my fellow coworker. His name was William. His faced looked… different. His eyes were bloodshot, his skin pale. Then, I noticed the large bite in his chest . Before I could make a solid conclusion, what used to be William jumped up and lunged at me. I hit him square in head with the baseball bat, having the same effect as the last guy. I then realized what was going on. I rushed to Jim’s cubicle, where he huddled in fear. “We must get out of here,” I said. “The boss is on the third floor, and so are several snack and pop machines. I think the boss may have a secret weapons compartment in this building, too.” He said. We rushed up to the third floor and Jim found a snack machine. He proceded to put in a dollar. “No.” I told him. I grabbed a fire extinguisher and threw it at the machine, breaking the glass into tiny little pieces. Me and Jim stuffed as many packages of pretzel and chips as we could into our pockets and shirts. We were going to be here for a while, so we might as well be prepared. Our next stop was the bosses office, where he supposedly kept different weapons in case of a robbery. We went to his office, but before we could open the door we listened. The moans of the now undead were deafening. But they were drowned out by the clunking noises coming from the bosses office. I raised my baseball bat. “One, two, THREE” I said and Jim kicked open the door….

I just looked, the book says that gun dates are when they were first devised, and the first prototypes made. Im rackin' may brain here, trying to come up with an explaination....

Should probably cite my source: The small arms visual encyclopedia, by Martin J. Doughtry. Published in 2011.

Thundergun (and pap'd) is definitely a must. I would have to say that instead of the RPK I use the uPgraded M16 as it (in my mind) is better for raping, because it has a little less power than the RPK and you can by ammo if you have to. I like have all the perks, yes. AND MONKEYS! Can't tell you how many times they have saved me from certain death.

This has been on my mind for a while: Guns in the maps that are newer than the time period. Ill be using Kino for this thread. Its supposed to take place sometime in the '60s. Look at these examples: SPAS 12: Shotgun from the box. BUT was never invented until 1980. CZ75: Gun (s) from the box. BUT they were never invented until 1975. AUG: Assault rifle from the box, or the wall if you play on wii. Never invented until 1978. FAmas: Assault rifle from the box. Not invented until 1978, also. AKS-74u: Wall SMG. Was never invented until 1974. HK21: Box MG, never invented until 1970. L96A1: Box sniper. Never invented until 1985. I beleive Kino der Toten was supposed to take place in 1965,(?, correct me if Im wrong) so this leads me to wonder why they have guns in it from up to 20 years in the future.

Well, the title should speak for its self. Considering I'm not real good at this map, could you give me an easy strategy to te to about 20 or so? Thanks!

Richtofen. Der Riese (Or BLops Verruckt) Buying a SMG off the wall (atleast one trigger for this quote) 1) Not sure. Richtofen, obviousley, I think Ascension. Not sure the trigger. 2) "Double the Pleasure, Double the pain, Double the DAMAGE!" Richtofen on Kino (or BLops WaW Maps) getting CZ75 Duel weild 3) Nixon buying a gun (Shotgun I think) 4) Richtofen. Ascension. Buying a Shotty. 1) SMG getting a LMG 2) Nyat Sure! 3) I think its Nikolai on Ascension getting or using the T-Gun. (I bet I got a good share of these wrong. The only quotes I have heared over and over are Richtofens.) Heres my own: (Speaker is obviouse. Just give me the Map and Triggers) 1) Wheee! I feel so HIGH! 2) Face or chest?too Late-FACE! 3) I dont know who Jim Bowie was, but he must have been Biiiig and Looong and Sharp! 1. Richtofen, but on kino 2. No Kennedy on five (but Richtofen does say it on kino) 3. Yes. Usually mp5k 4. Yes And yours: 1., on moon? 2. Definitely Ricky... 3 Richtofen on kino

Richtofen. Der Riese (Or BLops Verruckt) Buying a SMG off the wall (atleast one trigger for this quote) 1) Not sure. Richtofen, obviousley, I think Ascension. Not sure the trigger. 2) "Double the Pleasure, Double the pain, Double the DAMAGE!" Richtofen on Kino (or BLops WaW Maps) getting CZ75 Duel weild 3) Nixon buying a gun (Shotgun I think) 4) Richtofen. Ascension. Buying a Shotty. 1) SMG getting a LMG 2) Nyat Sure! 3) I think its Nikolai on Ascension getting or using the T-Gun. (I bet I got a good share of these wrong. The only quotes I have heared over and over are Richtofens.) Heres my own: (Speaker is obviouse. Just give me the Map and Triggers) 1) Wheee! I feel so HIGH! 2) Face or chest?too Late-FACE! 3) I dont know who Jim Bowie was, but he must have been Biiiig and Looong and Sharp! 1. Incorrect but close. Kennedy on five. 2. Correct 3. COrrect And yours: 1., on moon? 2. Definitely Ricky... 3 Richtofen on kino

Here's my take on where each of the characters came from: Richthofen Born to a poor family in 1903, Edward was abused as a child by his father, which led to his sociopathic personality. He would often kill animals and torture them as a child. In his later teen years, he turned to science, meeting Dr. Ludwig Maxis, and forming an apprenticeship with him. But his sociopathic ways returned. He joined the nazi party to satisfy his need to watch people die, slowly and painfully. He remained in touch with Dr. Maxis, and Hitler put them in charge of the Element 115 project in 1938. They did not know what the future consequences would be. He was also a major player in the teleporter project. Later the Nazis undertook an investigation accusing Richtofen of killing Dr. Maxis. Results are still unknown, as they were kept under tight wraps,but many suspect he was in fact the one who did it, as he wanted to be better than Maxis, and his only solution was to kill him and his daughter, Samantha. Little was seen of Richtofen in the first few years after the war, and pretty soon, no one would see any of him at all. Rumors have. Or led that he may have killed himself because of possible depression, but these have not been confirmed.

Here's my take on where each of the characters came from: Richthofen Born to a poor family in 1903, Edward was abused as a child by his father, which led to his sociopathic personality. He would often kill animals and torture them as a child. In his later teen years, he turned to science, meeting Dr. Ludwig Maxis, and forming an apprenticeship with him. But his sociopathic ways returned. He joined the nazi party to satisfy his need to watch people die, slowly and painfully. He remained in touch with Dr. Maxis, and Hitler put them in charge of the Element 115 project in 1938. They did not know what the future consequences would be. He was also a major player in the teleporter project. Later the Nazis undertook an investigation accusing Richtofen of killing Dr. Maxis. Results are still unknown, as they were kept under tight wraps,but many suspect he was in fact the one who did it, as he wanted to be better than Maxis, and his only solution was to kill him and his daughter, Samantha. Little was seen of Richtofen in the first few years after the war, and pretty soon, no one would see any of him at all. Rumors have. Or led that he may have killed himself because of possible depression, but these have not been confirmed.

Exactly. I have no problem if they take 1 or 2, as long as they need points more than me, but when theyre taking all of your kills and I have no points, then I have problems.

I do solo only on Asension and five. I do multiplayer sometimes on Kino and usually always On Nacht. Whenever my friends are around, well usually do split screen. We take a vote and whatever map wins, that's the one we play for the rest of the day. I agree with most of the posts above; solo gets boring after a while but multiplayer keeps it interesting. But, there's two things I hate about multiplayer: 1.When this guy keeps getting down and you keep revivIng him, by he recuses to revive yOu. 2.That one guy that takes all your kills...

Right! I don't think he's a necrophiliac, he's just flat out psychotic. "An incureable psychopath, he sees no moral distinction between natural death and murder" ^Taken from cod zombies on ipod

Did that on purpose. They'll be in a completely different topic.

Wait. Black ops 2? could it really be happening?!?

Sorry for the things that weren't said right in the first post- I'm posting off my iPod and it does that a lot. I meant to say WUNDERWAFFE at the end, but my iPod changed it to winder waffle. :S

Its a question I've alwAys pondered on: which is the best? Shotguns: examples: Spas-12, Trenchgun, Stakeout. These guns are great for clearing hallways and even taking out multiple zombies with one shell. They are extremely powerful and great killing machines, with only two downfalls: they don't rack up too many points and they are very short range weapons. Rifles:Examples: M14, Kar98, M1 Garand Rifles are Powerful, accurate, and very long range. They are good for taking down enemies from a distance. Their only downfalls are their rate of fire, reload speed, and ammo capacity. (some) Sub-machine gunsExamples: Mp40, Thompson, AK74u These are good for taking out anything from a single zombie to a whole horde. They are fairly powerful, have medium range, fast reload speed, and good ammo capacity. Downfall: power in later rounds. Machine guns: Examples: Browning M1919, HK21, RPK. These are overall great weapons. Lots of power, and lots of ammo. Range is great. Good for hordes. Their only downfall is reload speed, but speed cola can fix that. So what's the best? They're all great weapons for they're different purposes. But, my vote goes to: SMG's To me they are just the best for all purposes. Great for training and getting points, ammo capacity is good, and range is medium. Also, one of my favorite things about them is their capability to kill huge hordes, as well as a single enemy. Thanks for taking time to read, and do give feedback! PS I didn't add pistols, assault rifles, or winder waffle on purpose. Those will be a different thread, later on down the road.

I got a few: 1. "Oh zer kidneys will be all mine! BUT NONE FOR YOU, Dempsey!" 2. " Double the pleasure, double the pain" 3. " uh people that like this thing will find that this is the sort of thing that they like." 4. " Einie miney miney SHOTGUN!"

Sorry I'll try to snap a picture next time I get to a high round. And sorry for the triple post.

Thompson and trenchgun. In Nacht you don't need to build up points,, and the trenchgun is just pure stopping power. The Thompson is my favorite in other maps ( a great gun in Nacht too; it's usually my backup.) It had great stopping power, good ammo capacity, good range, and Is just great at training. Overall, both are my favorites for NDU, and just the Thompson the others. The gewher is a good gun, too, but starts to wear out after round 5.