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What I can try to peice together from origins...
Stop Mocking Me0 replied to Stop Mocking Me0's topic in Origins
I don't see it that way... It's just simple analogy... Plus throughout the game there are multiple references to things the four haven't even heard of yet: Tank: Yeah i'll pack your punch! (when receiving the bro-fist) "It's like I WANT to pick a fight!"(upon insta-kill) This is referring to the fact tank wasn't always an angry american whom wanted to fight everyone around him, that was richtofen's treatment. I believe this is sourced from either sheer-chance and/or trayarch foreshadowing their future. OR it's locked away memories leaking through... -
Is Richtofen more level-headed and calm in Origins?
Stop Mocking Me0 replied to EpicAnnihilater's topic in Origins
Yes he is, this is due to the fact he has yet to touch the pyramid on moon... -
Ice or fire... Works about the same... Wind is just an AWFUL staff and lighting doesn't have as much blast radious....
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What I can try to peice together from origins...
Stop Mocking Me0 replied to Stop Mocking Me0's topic in Origins
The affections from the 115 is their madness: The expiraments caused Nikolai to become a drunk, takeo to speak only in proverbs, tank to become much angrier then normal, and richtofen just went mad when he touched the period... Also no: This map takes place in the mind of the 04 however, maxis/Samantha are using their broken minds to repair the paradoxes left behind throughout the first three maps: Buried, die rise, and tranzit... Via time travel... -
Because theyre both demonic anouncer's who have control over the entire universe, not just this one period of time...
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I've seen this but I haven't tested it... Does it work more then once? And it's certainly usefull for the "skewer the winged beast" step...
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What map has the best atmosphere?
Stop Mocking Me0 replied to jameslieb1's topic in General Zombies Discussion
Deffinatly moon, and you want to know why? Because there is no flipping atmosphere... Your on the ph-floppin moon! Fallowed closely by call of the dead, that map Deffiantly gave off the "frozen island" deal quite well! -
The Truth(s) About Origins: Samantha's Games
Stop Mocking Me0 replied to karnal.instinct's topic in Origins
I found that the crazy place just happened to hold each a symbol of the O4's own madnesses, Rage: Dempsey: Fire staff Fear: Nikolai (Fear of Remembering his past): Ice Mental inbalence: Takeo: Wind Madness: Richtofen: Lightning Also how one collects each part of the staff also reflects the characters: Scratch the surface of your coldest memory's: Ice: Nikolai Accept your fear from the robots and embrace it: Wind: Takeo Create peace by elimination: Fire: Tank Look beyond the obvious for answers: Lightning: Richtofen -
Hey Treyarch... Wheres my check lol
Stop Mocking Me0 replied to Dub Zee's topic in General Zombies Discussion
I came up with the idea behind the tramplesteam, zombie blood, and time bomb a while back... As well as an idea similar (but not similar enough) to be vulture aid... -
The issues include: Smaller out-of-map spawn areas: Zombies enter the map almost imediantly arround jug... Nuketown level slap: If you notice the map: Nuketown zombies is about 12 times harder then tranzit, this can be explained by the physics of the zombies... It apears the yellow-eyed zombies swipe much faster then the blue or red eyed zombies... Envirmonetaly unstable: Robot feet, panzer soldats, and Templar attacks are all things that need to be looked out for as well on these maps, as well as mud that slows you down and dig-mines... Lack of wall weaponary: The only weapons that seem effective at all from the wall are the B23r and the Stg... The Mp40 has lost all it's power, and the balista just... Is awful... In every sense of the word... If you don't hit that head, you don't kill it... Spawn rates: This troubles me most at the chest near jug... The path towards the mound seems to be empty, however the SECOND you need to step out of there to reload, BAM! Filled with zombies...
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I have said it once, and you can bet your juggernog-money I'll say it again: That "ending" is trash! It answered NOTHING, and LITTERALLY left us dazed and confused without any sign of recollection... Moon: Left us with a clear understanding of what happened, when it happened, and how things progressed, same with der reise... All black ops 2 has done is fill its self with inconsistancys and lack of explanations... We could explain everything in BO1 and WAW to some extent... We have no idea where to start with BO2.... It's not good for anything: Not for sense, not for creativity, and certainly not for the storyline! They have butchered it and I honestly hate trayarch for It.... I could have writin a better story in my sleep, but trayarch coped out, and insulted us with this.... crap... They care nothing about quality anymore... It's all about quantity and profit... Not what the loyal fans want.... Just what whatever will sell the map better.... And it's sick.... End of story...
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Zombies release countdown and DLC news.
Stop Mocking Me0 replied to punkrockzombie's topic in General Zombies Discussion
Bah! Stare into the pit all you want... All I can see is a broken, trashed, sad, would-be-fantastic storyline and a lot of cheep writers.... -
What I can try to peice together from origins...
Stop Mocking Me0 replied to Stop Mocking Me0's topic in Origins
You make a very poor argument... A: Ghost will UNDOUBTLY become hated for one reason or another... It's just inevitable... And survival mode there is pointless and has little back-story... B: What evidence? What definitive proof do YOU have that my idea is wrong? C: No, moon gave us all we needed... Der reise gave us all we needed... You know what didn't give us any inside on anything? Tranzit, die rise, buried, and of course, origins... Things don't add up, and when things don't add up with no closure, the storyline deteriorates... I don't expect trayarch to save their own story, therefore we must do this... D: This is a forum, where we discuss probability... Not "accept" the fact of one particular idea without bating an eye, we arnt politicians... -
Saddly in the world we live in, most fans of cod are only interested in the repetitive multiplayer mode... As much as WE would like to see a full zombies installment, it likely will not happen...
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I personally beleive we should bring in some Nikki minaje and maybe some drake... Maybe some miley Cyrus too, I mean her performance at the Vgas caused a awhile new word to be added to the English dictionary... I totally respect these people and haters can hate! .... AHAHAHAHA! Whew.... That... That's funny... But seriously, I'm perfectly ok with what we have: Maluka: The deceased Clark: The N4 Sigman: Samantha Ax7: Richtofen Others: Extra characters...
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Possibility for next DLC
Stop Mocking Me0 replied to RiftRunner001's topic in Research & Development
Nope: They got all kinds of new weapons: Mp40 Stg Mauser Mg40 Scar Ballista Scorpion And a whole lot f other things I can't Remeber... Also I know these arnt era-specific, but hey, it's new! -
Typically by round 8 this guy determines If you survive or not... If you have a high-power mid-long range weapon? How about juggernog? The best stratagy I find is to simply on round 8 start in front of jug., wait for him to appear, then run down the tank track ALL the way to the bridge shooting him behind you... Stick to the middle, jump for speed, and there should be minimal amount of zombies from behind you... When you get to the bridge, fall down, you'll end up in the trenches, all the zombies should be reasonable distance behind you... Kill the PS here and simply lead it through the spawn room and down up back into the mound area from the opposite path... If you haven't killed it by now, simply grab a gun and keep trying... The best guns ive found are: Ray gun (M1 and M2) Type 25 Scar Scorpion B23r And basically anything machine-gun-y, other then the Mp40.. That one doesn't seem to work as much... The stg does though! Staff wise the staff of fire works great, the ice one works fine, the air one.... Sucks against him... And the lightning one I have yet to test... Looks like it would be effective though... But lets be honest, in a solo game of origins do you have a staff built at this time? Doors to jug: 500 1000 1250 750 : 3500, jug: 2500, a weapon: 1000/1500, bringing you to a grand total of: 7000/7500 points... You can't build the fire staff yet, chances are you haven't gotten the ice staff parts, and one would need to open up both the mound and the two church areas to reach the ice cave and building place, The lightning staff would require 2000 points to get the parts, and an extra 2500 points or so to unlock the lightning cave and the church area... And the mound... And the air staff would require access to both the church and lightning chamber as well (for disk and freya robot) And the mound... You won't have a staff your first fight against him solo... Idk about 4 player... But it sounds the same kinda story... The only other thing I can say is: He can not get on the tank, but that flamethrower can REACH! If he starts burning you, take off! Keep your distance from him and don't run in a strait line... Ok THAT'S all I can say...
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Somebody does not know how to use the buried time-bomb glitch.... You will need:! Points, Galvas, And a time bomb. 1: Take out large amounts of points 2: place time bomb 3: put all points into the "share points" drop thingy using galvas. 4: hit time bomb 5: the drop will still be there and you will have all your points back, effectively DOUBLEING your total points at the time.... That's not exactly a glitch is it? Besides, it's not like everyone gets the time bomb on their first try. Also, I was referring to quests in general, not just Buried. You don't need to get it first shot, just keep putting in more and more points until their yours... And the banks carry over, so one could fill their bank in buried and then just do all the quests by round 10 in the other two maps... And I know it's not a glitch, it's taking advantage of something, but "glitch" sounds cooler...
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Yes there are four rewards: a max amo for powering all 6 gennerators, Double tap 2.0 for spending 30000 points, an upgraded ? For 115 headshots And fists of fury for filling the boxes...
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Thanks! :D
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Alright to get us started: Zelinski... YOU ARE FIRED! OUT! BEGONE! Along with anyone else involved in the final cutscene in this game... It is IMO rubbish and so... Just... Awful... It makes one think everything has just been a game... A big stupid game run by a little girl and has no effect on the real-in-game-world (RIGM)... All our hard work on these forums just seems like useless TRASH! The stupid Easter eggs, the endless hours of research, the SO un-rewarding insistance on there being more... I know people have their own opinions... But come on... This is... Worthless... I apologies for anyone whom thinks differently... From what I can TRY and salvage from it: This entire map takes place in some kind of "third" diminsion (RIGW, aether, and this one) all inside of the four hero's heads... They share a common memory, this one, before their madness came in... This entire map takes place while the other three main-story maps carry on: Inside the four's head, using their memory's... Each part of the map represents the emotional parts of the brain: The church: Faith and hope The mound: Discovery and wonder The trenches: Mental-stamina and instinct The robots: Sanity it's self, and regret, smashing into the head, causing pain to others and yourself... The panzer soldat: Madness's effects on you... And the crazy place: Everything in the crazy-place is caused by richtofen's madness's 115 treatment: The red gem of fire: Tank's Rage The blue staff of ice: Nikolai's fear of remembering The yellow staff of wind: Takeo's Issues with keeping his mind at balance and peice The purple staff of lightning: Richtofen's madness In the end the four work against their own minds, to freedom... Step one: Secure the keys: Take a firm grasp on your madnesses and mental ailments Step two: Assend from darkness: Step three: Rain fire: Using mental extreams, crack the seal that holds back your problems Step four: Unleash the horde: The madness is not a light task, you must concure the madness Step five: Skewer the winged beast: Observe from beyond your madness, from beyond your mind, from beyond your body, use 115 to your advantage... To take down the mental barriers you have built... Step six: weild a fist of iron: using your newfound strength, weild power beyond your dreams... Step Seven: Raise hell: enter your madness and concure it... Step: Eight: Freedom: You have escaped your mind, and are awarded the riches and glory of sanity returning... That is Samantha's gift... And the map's purpose: To return sanity to the four hero's, even if richtofen's mind is elsewhere... Still as mad as ever... So what does this mean game wise? Simple: It means this map both is cannon, and isn't real, it is both a continuation, and a prequel... Example: Maxis was never turned into a quad-dragon-fire thing... However he may have been subject to a brain-transference surgery at this time... This would explain how he was able to produce a daughter at such an old age... In this "reality" where we are in the 4's head... Samantha is in control of the zombies because she as well is mad.... She is no exception to the rule... Samantha is simply threre, making up the story that she's a little girl playing zombies with richtofen... In reality, both richtofen and maxis know what is happening: Paradoxes... Whichever side you chose, whomever you Fallowed, it does not matter mater, because paradoxes must be resolved, it is law of the universe... You know that "theory" that one can use their own minds to time travel? Well that's pointless, the average mind hasn't unlocked that potential... HOWEVER! These arnt average minds... They're mad... Twisted, angry, restless, scared, barbaric minds in ruin due to the effects of 115.... They have the potential to accomplish this... So to fix the universe a maxis drone, sent by his future self or richtofen, simply flys up into the supposed "portal" into the supposed "real" 1819, or other time period, when Samantha was in a room playing with child-richtofen... She states: You will get your turn Tomarrow eddy: Meaning that each day is a different map, and the next game will likely hold richtofen as the gent. In charge... But, then we hear maxis ask the children to come down stairs... This pulls samantha out of her "throne" as well as richtofen... What does that leave us with? Three things: We have multiple peices of reality changed now... Did the spires do anything? Did the events of "moon" ever truely take place? Where is everyone now? We don't know... We'll have to wait till COD12 for that... It could be anywhere...any when... Any how... But my guest guess is, that somehow... We flash forward towards the end of the war against zombies... To the future of the future... But IDK... The four should either be cured of sanity now, or deeper indulged then ever... Either way, they can remember something now they couldn't before... This may lead to more or less spires and more or less show time of the O4... Who is the demonic anouncer now? With both Sam. Richtofen, and maxis out of the room who's left? Gersh? Samule? Satan? Will the apocolipse simply sease to be? Or will richtofen simply take control again and the events of "origins" ment to simply be a catch-up on the O4?....Does maxis's events in the past have any effect now? Idk tell me what you think...
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Sorry for DP ing... Don't ask that question yet... We got TWO years to discuss it... :?
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Paul: You do realise you are speaking TO that fandom right? Also we arnt "dumb" because we thing the ending is rubbish, that's an opinion, and to be honest, yeah, to guys who go in-depth and indulge work and research into zombies, yeah this "ending" is compleate trash. You don't end a horror story with: It was all a dream... You end fairy tales and sad little jokes like that... You clearly have little grasp on what, in reality, YOU think is right, and what OTHERS think is right...
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Cod zombies alternate storyline
Stop Mocking Me0 replied to Stop Mocking Me0's topic in Zombie Stories
THIS IS THE REMOVED "BLACK-OPS 2" PART THAT HAS BEEN REMOVED BECAUSE IT IS JUST HORRIBLE, I HATE IT, AND I HATE BLACK OPS 2 ENTIRELY, other zombies installments are still amazing... Then the president realizes the screen is still in tact and gets other people who survived with him to get it running! Then we cut back to marelton and the CIA agent, (CDC died and the CIA is dieing). The CIA agent will then die and give his watch to marelton which is being used to record the footage being sent to the president. Marelton will then begin walking against the sunset....Then the feed fades... Then the president... Who says nothing but sits down and looks sadly at the people around him... Then angry tells them to get the feed back... (Weeks later) When the feed returns: Hello there little science guy... What brings you to the end of the world? Name's misty! (Fades) Three days later: :Misty: My daddy always said the greatest place to be durring a twister was under-ground.. He did some work way up in wash.....(static)... He never did tell me.... (more static) We'll arrive there by morning... The next day: M: God! Get these THINGS off my ar... (Bam) Oh.... NICE SHOT mar-ley! Marelton:Your welc... GA!) There's too many! WHAM! Samule: QUICK GET IN! Russman: Stu! What'd ya find? A Nerd and some GIRL... Marelton: We are gratefull for your unexpected arrival! Sam: Don't look at us, this damn bus goes where it wan... OW! Russman: Quiet stu! I've been traveling the country side, found stu here a few weeks ago... Picked him up and now here we all are... Sam: What you've been here for five seconds and you're already barking orders at me? I'm starting to regret saving your little... Marelton: And who may you be proclaiming? Misty: No one's told you to do anything.... Stu: Don't act like you don't hear that, I do NOT like jokes! Russman: Would you bunch shut up and get out here! I don't like the looks of this... Now half the feed (Samule) is coming from Derik and the other half from Marleton's watch. Then we go to tranzit/Green Run... Right now your player is Samule... Here you will either be talked to with the power off from Marleton's watch, or from the voices in Samuels head with the power on. This map will only contain the town, bus stop, corn feild, diner, powersation, and spire. The bus will stop at the corn feild but not the spire in the cornfield... Help richtofen side Step1:Power on- Collect pieces for jet gun (peices found in tunnel-black turbine, bus stop-gauge(on little shack), powersation-wires, and spire-Handel (next to the nav card bench), and put together in town...) Step 2: collect pieces for nav card reader... (Bus stop-Stone, Town-radio, powersation-bench, spire-Power box) you can also hold more then 1 peice at a time, as long as it is the same type of equpiment: ex: jet turbine+Wires=yes but, powerbox+Handel=no.. Step 3: blow up nav card reader with jet gun. Then kill zombies at the spire for 2 rounds and richtofen will tell you to decrease the power by a factor of 4, do this by placing turbines at any 2 lamp post... Help maxis: Step 1: power off... Step 2: Build the nav card reader (same as richtofen) and insert the nav card dropped by the next zombie you kill. Step 3: Kill the avagadro(which will appear without any zombies for the next round) under the spire. Step 4: Get emps from the box (will spawn next time or beforehand) and throw them at any 2 street lamps.... And voila! Tranzit acheivement get! Whoever's road you went down, you need to place your nav card into the reader, at first it won't work but if you go to the bus you can get TEDD to accept the nav card, and he'll go a-wild, ending up crashing into the spire... This is usefull as the tower will now teleport the whole bus to Die rise/"Great Leap Forward" President: Stulenger... Isn't that the guy who keeps claiming our government is corrupt and screaming it all over his talk show? Head of security: Aye! And that there is marelton, he was left in the old nuketown after he found out about our testing with 115 and threatened to spread word... (back to crew) Misty: Get off the bus! NOW! (bus falls to the chasm leaving marelton and misty on the bottom floor, russman on the top, and Samule on the second! Samule will gaze into the bottomless pit and begin struggling with richtofen's warped voice when he's suddenly attacked by zombies! Russman will save him, but get eaten by nova jumpers. Then misty and marelton will do their thing, saving Stuhlenger... And then dying, only to be reincarnated by richtofen! Here you can play as Marelton and attempt to compleat either Maxis's or Richtofen's Easter egg... Maxis and Richtofen: 1: The elevator-tyle step is skipped, and the regular tile step can be compleated by simply stepping on all the steps.... 2:Snipe the dragon's eyes... 3: Build the nav card reader... Again... 4:Choose a path... Richtofen: If you sliquify the balls in the lion's hands at spawn, your going richtofen... 1:Sliquify the balls... 2: Use the trample steams to sling zombies at the spire... You only need one trample steam and the parts are all on the roof, or in the bottom floor, not the top or second floor, of the trample steam building... 3:Knife the sides of the tower with galvaknuckles... Mahjong tiles are not needed! Maxis: If you grab the balls from spawn and not liquefy them, your doing maxis... 1:Grab spheres.... Dirty mind! 2: Kill 50 zombies in the buddha room... 3:Use a trample steam on any golden plate with a lion to send the ball in orbit around the spire... 4:Knife the tower's sides with galvas! Mahjong tiles are not needed... Lastly to cue the final ending insert the nav card from tranzit into the nav card reader... But before you can depart, richtofen will instruct you to grab the nav card here before leaving, as well as for Samule to grab the Krauss Refibulator.... After grabbing it, use the nav card reader again to REALLY cue the final cut scene... Marelton: We need to get outa here! NOW! Misty: HOW DO WE PLAN TO DO THAT OFF A 66 STORY BUILDING!?! Russman: .... Z-free zone! ... (Pounced on) Arrrhhhh! Samule: NOT THIS TIME! : (fires cross Refibulator) Nova dies and russman's flesh heals back... Misty: Hurry up! Marelton: Stand back! Marelton then squirts the sliquifier at everyone as russman punches the spire with galvas, this shocks everyone and makes everything power in a brilliant flash of Purple lightning! (feed lost) President: How is the survival team coming? Sec: We've managed to block off a chunk of the city in a zombie-proof wall... But we can't get out either... Pres: Better safe then mobile.. (Voices in his head): But how long will that last? There is also a side mission here: Help your colony survive or lead it to die, the more you help specific sides of the Easter eggs, the different outcomes... By helping maxis, you will gain more and more resourses and technology, but be more vurnable to zombie strikes, Richtofen will protect you from more zombie-related maters, but will keep you from gaining technology... There will be side missions that will tell you to "assassinate an infected citizen to protect the rest", or "as a zombie attack the invading soldiers attempting to take our resources" each triggered by specific Easter egg sides... This is not a side quest although it will be effected... This whole thing is madness... Four weeks ago we were all normal people... Now we take shelter from a ZOMBIFIED PLANET! What can we do? (Maxis) If you help me, I can help restore the world to the way it should be... (Voices) Dontt lisstttennn to him! He's gone mad! Your a good leader! You know who to trust... Maxis: Look all I need you to do is enter this code into the database on your terminal, then hook it up to the top of your mansion... (The whitehouse) President: Modern-day Washington D.C. Mission: Lead what's left of your country to a better world... There isn't a lot of zombies here, you just need to walk down the hall and climb the stairs to the oval office where you'll find scot: Scot (no longer possessed): And where are you off to? President: I'm seeking all the help I can... Scot: Ok... But I warn you... Who you ask may not be who they say they are.. Then again... Nether are you.... President: ---- You then climb to the roof where you'll be given a choice: Hold X to help Richtofen and not attach the rod... Or Push A to attach the rod for maxis... You are also given the option of pushing nothing and falling to your death, but you'll need to restart... By pushing "A" you'll be attacked by a zombie and be pushed off the roof, to fall... You can push X, and you'll drop the rod making maxis scream: DAMN IT! I TRUSTED YOU! By helping richtofen, you will receive three side missions about attacking army's you'll need to kill by sending a zombie using richtofen's powers.... By helping maxis the president suffers a massive injury... Weakening your leader... Likewise a few zombie hordes will attack as well... But by helping either side will either gain you a small group of citizens, or a increase on technology.... Meaning futuristic sniper rifles... The president will then go back to the monitor and watch as bits of feed return.... This time however lightning strikes the satilite dish and dark clouds swarm above the sky... "Pres: What the hell... VOICE?!? IS THIS YOU?" R: "I did nothing, go away..." Satanic demonic anouncer: "AHAHAHA! And I saw this was not good!" "Pres: What in the name of?" S: "The prisoner has escaped! I'm here to retrieve his soul!" Pres: Who? S: YA! (lightinign strikes as images appear on the screens again...) Mob of the Dead (Intro cutscene for MOTD) A player plays as al Arlington, always al... (If there's split screen a second player is playing as billy handsome) Also there HAS to be 4 players on this map... It's simple: Go through the plan and build the plane, the skulls still work and the spork still works, but not the redeemer... Now: After one trip to the bridge, the numbers will start flashing up and down... Type in just two of the codes (872, 101, ect.) and you can begin the cutscene: Pres: What the hell? What's my computer doing? S: Finding the files on... AH! Stanley Furgison... Playing the tape will send the four into monchromatic mode... Collect the rest of the tapes and then this cutscene will play: Pres: I don't understand... These people are dead! They were killed at Alcatraz! How could they... S: Because I want them to relive their hell day after day... watch this is where it gets interesting... Then it goes back to al, all you need to do is fly the plane in afterlife mode... Once on the bridge a cutscene will occure... Your still in the Weasle, but now you're given an option: Kill the other three and have Al's soul escape or let the three kill arlington and have his soul escape that way... If you want to kill the other three, you have to do it fast: Slow motion style... Then the map ends... S: I want my soul back... None escape... Ever!!... RAAAAAAARRRR! Lightning strikes four guys outside... Pres: Mother of god...MEDIC! From this point on you can now play richtofen and maxis missions with the real life players, as well as do The satanic anouncer's bidding in hell as the four souls killed by the lightning, they are two prisoners and two guards... Doing these tasks won't effect your endgame, but there is an extra acheivement for doing all of these... After completing enough of these tasks for either richtofen or maxis, it will show a mostly recovered president, sitting in his office.... "Power died months ago... Women and children dieing in the streets everyday... Water becoming scarce.... Dear god this is the end isn't it?... It doesn't matter who's side we choose... We're all going to die the same..." Suddenly a flash of lightning strikes the town: Maxis: My gift to you, mr. president... I feed you the fulfillment of power... (or richtofen's side) Richtofen: Looks like someone didn't pay their eletric bill, very naughty! Either way I'll take it off your hands, simply for the PARTY I'm about to throw! Pres: Why are you so happy? (Both say something similar to: ) With the destination of this final spire being reached EVER so closely by my most TRUSTED minions, I have NO doubt in what will soon come to be, magnificent! Scot: Ha ha hahaha... (slowly)... You... REALLY think this is the end... Why don't you put that newfound zap-juice to good use... Find out a little more about our so-called Wiseman, leading the promising four... Sec: Found it! Russman: Retired broken arrow associate, apart of the rift project... Pres: hmmm... It seems when one doesn't know where to go... They go where they've been... (Cuts to buried opening cinematic) (The next day: Sam: Jeez russ! What is this? Not even I'VE heard of this one! Marelton: The earth can't be maintained propperly with an opening of this mass in its side, surely the sand arround us should have caved in already! Maxis: Says his bit Misty: This place just doesn't seem SSSSAAAAAAFFFFEEE! Ugg... Marelton: MISTY! Are you OK? Misty: Uhh.. Guys, you MAY want to have a look at this! (Russman pushes stu) Aaahhhhhowooowww... Damn it... they should put a sign up or something... *Marelton lands *Russman lands Easter egg for buried: Richtofen: 1: Simply build the guiliteen 2: power the orbs with the paralizer 3: The lantern will appear, hanging out of the gun shop.. not moving 4: kill ghosts with it in inventory 5: Galva signs, run after wisp (never fades) 6: place simply hold X on the guiliteen to enter round infinity! Find the switch, don't go down! 7: Shooting step: simply shoot every target on the map, they never go down so simply shoot them all, simple! Richtofen ending: Ahahaa! Good job! We are FINALLY READY! START IT UP! Cutscene: (WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BBbbbllllooooooooo) Finally... I can now control the aether! The world is my own, PERSONAL PLAY THING! AHAHAHA! Maxis: What have you done?!? I've WON MAXIS AHAHHAHAHA! Russman: Stu... Is that the voice that's been talkin to ya? Stu: Yeah! YEAH! I told you he was real! Now if only you'd beleive me about the tooth fairy... Shame she's a zombie now... As for you maxis! You will simply seise to BE! NNNNNNOOOOOOOooooooooo o o.... Get ready Samule, we're about to get a WHOLE lot closer... Wait wah? Blah blah blah I can SMELL! Can't control my movements, I'll leave you to your body Samule... Richtofen: As for you, mister president, let's see how any of your people respond to ME!... No... No... Ugg.. NO! Why do NONE of these body's work? It should work! What is wrong?!? Sec: Sir we found some more files on the other people, the ones who destroyed the earth... Richt: Bring it here! Maxis: Bla bla bla samantha... Misty: What have we done? Marelton: I did not see this coming... Misty... I'm... Scared... Misty: Me to (kills zombie)... Me to.... Pres: WE TRUSTED YOU! WHAT ARE WE?! Just more pawns? Exactly..I must sacrafice a pawn... To save a queen.... This is WRONG! This is NOT how this was ment to happen! Sec: Sir... Knowing we're doomed I think I'll give you my final notice:... We found this footage of the supposed elite agents that were on the moon...here... Sir... Pres:.... We are doomed... Maybe we'll find out why now.... -
YOU BETTER MATTZ! otherwise.. I AM OFFICIALLY TICKED BEYOND EXPRESSION! EVERYTHING WE KNEW WAS A LIE?!?!! DEMPSEY TAKEO NIKOLAI, RUSSMAN,MISTY,MERLETON, SAMULE, AND EVERYONE WE CAME TO KNOW AND LOVE WAS A LIE?!!? A MEAR CHILD's GAME?! RICHTOFEN WASn't EVEN AN ADULT! HE WAS A STUPID CHILD! AND MAXIS! WHAT ON EARTH WAS THE POINT OF ANY OF THIS! IT ALL MADE SENSE UP TO THE POINT IN WHICH MAXIS SAID: THE PARADOX MUST RESOLVE IT"S SELF... So what did happen? PLEASE! IM TOO ANGRY TO MAKE ANSWERS! I AM! FLIPPING ME! DAMN YOU TRAYARCH! WHAT ON EARTH WAS YOUR PLAN?!? LET SIMPLE SUCH-NOTS LIKE THIS HAPPEN? THIS IS A COMMUNITY OF THOSE WHO EXPECT THE SICKEST, MOST IRONIC, AND POETICALLY-JUSTIFIED SCENES AT ALL! THE POINT OF ALLLLLLLLLLLL OUR WORK FOR THREE GAMES OF MIND-NUMBING EASTER EGGS AND GRIPPING HARDSHIPS WAS A GAME FOR A PAIR OF CHILDREN?!?! NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO NO- HELL NO! NOPE NO NO NO NO NO, N-O! NO! I COULD WRITE A BETTER STORY IN MY SLEEP! ONE WITHOUT WUSS-CHARACTERS NO ONE LIKES REPLACING A WHOLE CAST OF BRILLIANT CHARACTERS WITH THEIR OWN AMAZING CHARACTERISTICS!, ONE WITHOUT ALL THIS BEING A HORRIBLE CHILD'S PLAY THING!!! ONE WHERE A STUPID BIG BUTTON DID SOMETHING WORTHWHILE!!! ONE WHERE A CERTAIN STORYLINE DOESNT GET FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SENSELESS PARADOXES AND UN-AGREEABLE TIME LINES! BLACK OPS TWO IS NOW COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY AN ABOMINATION OF A GAME! A TOXIC AND FATAL PARASITE TO BLACK OPS 1 AND WORLD AT WAR! I HONESTLY WISH THIS ENTIRE GAME HAD BEEN COMPLETELY SKIPPED! I HAVE STUCK UP FOR IT WHEN OTHERS HAVE SAID SUCH THINGS, BUT NOW I FEEL NOTHING BUT HATRED AND MALICE TOWARDS THIS DIS-HONERABLE ABOMINATION OF A GAME! INFACT! IM GOING RIGHT NOW TO THE THREAD IN MY SIG. AND REMOVING ALL THE PARTS ON BLACK OPS 2!!! GOOD BYE! SEE YOU LATER (NOT REALLY THERE'S A LOT OF WORK THERE BUT I AM REMOVING IT FROM THE MAIN PAGE) :evil: :cry: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :cry: :evil: :evil: :cry: :evil: :roll: :oops: :evil: :cry: :evil:
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