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I seriously doubt we won't see a special dlc.... I mean come on, look how much room there is for zombie expansion... Greif, turned, survival, and new modes are all possibilitys, as well as the fact there is a LOT of storyline that needs to come forth in a VERY short amount of time.... Buildables, vehicles, new perma perks, new regular perks, new weapons just EVERYTHING can be highlighted more... Im not saying its out of the question, just REALLY unlikely.... And yet somehow almost with every dlc so far I have said: "Yeah that's possible but unlikely"... And then it happened.... Damn my skepticism....

The python doesn't exist on buried so if you put the upgraded python in the fridge and went to buried I'm guessing it will become the Sassafras, so it really doesn't matter there...

OH MY GOD THIS QUOTE: Samule: DAMN IT! I hit my stupid head on a stupid invisible wall.... :lol:

Maybe dlc 5 is just a mass grouping of all the camos then into one pack....

A lot of this info is flawed from my point of view: Tranzit, Nuketown, die rise, and Buried all happen after 1996 because If the world was destroyed, why is there a poster that clearly states "1996" in die rise, the earth was destroyed all at the same time, so why is there a poster? No new products would be made mid-apocalypse and no the designers would NOT miss a big important graphical thing like that...... Also MOTD has absolutely NO idea when it is, because it's in hell.... It's designed to look EXACTLY like Alcatraz from the 1930s HOWEVER we know that those four have been doing this MANY times over and over, it could be 3004 for all we know.... My best guess is that it takes place between die rise and buried, as all maps before this have been linear, why not this one?

No, but you do need to hit all the targets, make sure you know where EVERY target will come up...

Dlc 5 could be referring to the nuketown 2025 or nuketown zombies stand alones....

Exactly!

So, In honor of the final zombies DLC I decided to make a 10 phase countdown towards the final map pack of things I (And hopefully you all as well) Would like to see included in the final map pack or in the next zombies installment (That will Saddly have to hold off until 2015 :? :cry: (Tis sad....) Moving on: Survival Map idea: Overload This map does not take place in the normal world, it takes place as a part of the maxis computer AI program.... The box is a circuit board with a green light, all perks are gif file animations and roaming the map are undead computer-viruses! You play as a person, a simple man with no features what so ever (because you're a program) and get the same guns as in MOTD from off the walls and in the box. You're on a circut board, and everywhere is simple nyan lights and green-chipping floor, the demonic anouncer is maxis and in addition to helping you drop-wise one can also gain help by shooting the giant floating mouse cursor, that when shot will open up a perk's files and allows one to: A: Shoot it and turn it off breaking the files B: Knife/galva it, knifing it will give it the normal property's of the perks, where as galva-ing it will reduce the cost of the the perk by 50% (jug goes from 2500 to 1250) This is a relatively small map, a bit bigger then town, containing a simple two story micro-chip between a coded monitor screen, and a simple home screen for a computer doesn't have an Easter egg... It does have a special weapon though: The fire wall, using this magnificent gun, fires a massive blast of radiation into a horde of zombies, scrambling their code and killing them! Like a super-powerful rocket launcher.... Holds 2 in the chamber and then an extra 10 more rounds outside... Upgraded it becomes the hacker and holds 4 in the chamber and 20 outside as well as leaves burning corpses to cause damage to other zombies, very similar to the thundergun but slower and works with fire.... No new perks, perks that are there include: Jug, speed, Double tap, Quick revive, Stamin up, and mule kick however each perk has been renamed: Jug: Increased Processing power Speedcola: Clear cashe Double tap: Duel programming Quick revive: Back up cloud Stamin up: Ram increase Mule kick: File storage upgrade Pack-A-Punch: Anti-virus software And that's idea one! Any ideas, questions or discussions can be talked about in the coments... PART 2!: http://www.callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=138&t=34056&p=318211#p318211

Waw: Thompson, no exceptions Black ops: Mp5 (Headshots galore!) Black ops 2: LSAT ! :lol:

Well.... while we're calling things... I did make up a almost exact same idea about The tramplesteam and The time bomb long before buried and die rise were released.... Seriously you can look it up, it was on one or two of my random-map designs... Have fun searching though :?

Yeah joining games seems to work like that... The four ways I see arround your problem are: 1:Join a game after some progress is done 2: don't sign in on your account and split-screen the Easter egg :? 3: Find people who have done all the richtofen Easter eggs for buried, die rise, and tranzit and have them push the button with you, this will reset your EE progress on all maps! 4: Screw it, just go through with all the EEs and re-do them for richtofen afterwards....

Purhaps he died when samanthia re-entered the mpd and somehow became an entity bound to the aether and the computer systems of the moon....

Misty: I don't like her... Don't ask me why... I think it's just her voice... Russman: Loved him in buried and briefly in die rise, but not much in tranzit... He just seemed old and useless there... Samule: Hilarious in all 3 installments so far: only reason i didnt choose him is because of that ANNOYING zombie head-noise in die rise.... Favorite quotes: Tranzit: CORN?!? Naw..... Die rise: Same old, same old, turn on the power, rinse and repeate.... Which by the way is a conspiracy of the shampoo makers, you don't really have to wash your hands twice.... Buried: (Whiny) OOOOwwww.... Damn it..... Some one should put a sign up or something.... Marelton: In the real zombie apocalipse I see myself as marelton, minus the whiny attitude and germophobia: smart with guns, knows what he's doing, doesn't show much emotion (according to himself), and likely to know how to build crazy contraptions out of the simplest materials: Favorite quotes: Tranzit: HIGH-FIVE! Oh wait.... Die rise: WHAT are you talking about stulinger? Misty made it pretty clear... Buried: I'd hate to revert to profanity but could you please F*CK OFF!

I do not think that we will see the return of many of the WAW maps and ANY of the BO1 maps... WAW: Rules of Productions chapter 4: NEVER sell the same product more than twice, sure a grief map in Der Reise or verruct would be cool but we don't need all the maps back again for a 3rd time... Black ops: Those maps were way too big... MAYBE kino will be seen again but NOT Ascension, Not COTD, NOT Shangri la, and Sadly, Not Moon.... Five is not a map I think they should return to either.... Some better Ideas: along side the Epic map (s ) We receive any combination of: A schoolhouse map that shows some kick-awsome teenagers killing zombies A Greif version of Kino or Der reise Dead-ops arcade 2.0 (Sha-weet!) A zoo map that doesn't feature any people zombies, however there will be monkeys, dogs, crawlers and other zombi-fied animals! A drone map that features a kill-streak system for zombies A vehicle map Maps showing us the origins of misty, samule and russman and where they were durring the nukes.... The final DLC SHOULD be all about zombies, as there is WAY too much room for more, and NOT a lot of time to do it! GET GOING TRAYARCH!

Maxis: A name that makes Richtofen's skin CRAWL! Up till now it has been presumed that the nukes that destroyed the earth were COMPLETELY Revolved around putting some sort of power-restraint on richtofen... But now with the completion of the easter eggs in BO2, I can see maxis couldn't care less about Richtofen.... Lets start at moon, richtofen arrives and begins the cryogenic slumber party achievement that unlocks the maxis AI from the MPD's computer system.... This AI has one purpose: To ensure the survival of his daughter... SO! Without any regret he blows up the earth, not to stop richtofen but because he KNOWS that Samantha will end up in Argotha in the end.... The nukes arn't there as a chain on richtofen, they're there as a REASON for people to do as he says, would an average person complete ANY of the tasks that we've done for him? Likely not! Then when Samule, Misty, Marelton, and Russman came along they we're EASILY susceptible to maxis's words, as he supplyed them with false hope, RIGHT from the bus depot, and once they pushed the big red button and he got what he wanted.... They weren't needed anymore.... They were destined to die right there next to the rift should maxis win.... As well as the rest of the earth.... UNLESS.... Richtofen can get WHO WHAT OR HOW in the next map to do as he says and save the day... Also another thought: What is maxis going to do now? Even if he recovers Samantha, where will she go? Earth? Its gone.... The moon? Aether? WHERE?!?! SO many questions! Tell me what you think......

not at all, wen you kill zombies they come back stronger and stronger, hence why on infinite round zombies take no damage and you have to find your bodies..because THATS the future. now i say to you sir.....does that sound very positive? lol Well things have changed now, richtofen wouldn't let his own body die, now would he? Especially if he has full control over the either....

Well maybe not next years time but eventually when the chapter of zombies is over.... to end it now would be poor on buisness.... You got new characters, missing characters, characters we don't even know exist yet, and so much MORE they can do! To end it now would be quite sad...

I found infinite fire sale, possible hope for the human race, and mule kick + to be a VERY POSSITIVE ending....

No I'm saying that once you push the button you lock in the Easter egg for that side for when the 4th dlc comes out, Ok new sinario: Dlc 4 is out and you haven't pushed the button yet: You can't do(or finish) the Easter egg for maxis or richtofen because it didn't register that you compleated the easter eggs, BUT if you go back and push the button you can now compleate the Easter egg for THAT side on the final map forever, no resets. Now, say you want to do the other sides EE now, you would need to return to tranzit, die rise, and (Saddly) burried and compleate the Easter eggs there for the opposet side... Push the button, and now you can no longer compleate the Easter egg for the first time you went through, BUT you can now compleate it for the other side indefinantly!

Did you remember the time bomb switch step? Many forget that one... If you did, you likely just missed a lever sparking, it's easiest to get all 4 in the maze and station at one lever with the zombie running around one guy (presumably with jug) First just focus on the red lever (or any lever of your choice) flip it, if it sparked, it's the first, if not, it's not the first.... Try again, this time go blue---> red, if its sparked now you know red is second.... If it didn't work try blue yellow red, and if it sparked its the 3rd switch, and if that didn't work it's the last one... Now you know the position of the red switch do the exact same thing with the blue one (Remeber which place the red switch is in because the blue and red switches can not both be second) And once you know the places for the blue and red switches, theyres only two more possibilities: (say red was 2nd and blue was last) Yellow red green blue Or Green red yellow blue Try writing it down if it confuses you more then that! :D

I'll say we just used a giant hillbilly in an underground wastern town in africa under a quarry to help us compleate tasks for a German computer AI so he can find his daughter in another German's body and destroy the world for the second time..... How high are these writers?

It's going to effect the final map regardless, it may just be like this: When the final map (or maps hopefully) are released you may need to do all the first Easter eggs for one side (say richtofen), which isn't that hard really.... Well.... Tranzit's and die rises arnt, but that target step.... damn.... Then the Easter egg can be compleatable for the final map after you push the button!

If this is the end for our new four characters, as both richtofen and maxis have hinted they will die here ( maxis saying the earth and it's inhabitants will jot survive and richtofen showing their dead body's in the infinity round) they had a good run: These characters survived three maps, crossed the world by foot, bus, elevator, and flashes, and singlehandedly compleated the TRI-wave-aether system, which is more then the Mob of the dead, call of the dead, soldiers, CDC, CIA, Alcatraz prisoners and guards, and every one of the failed attempts at a spire arround the globe's contestants! Good job Samule J. Stuhlinger.... Russman... Marelton Johnson... And Abigale "Misty" Briarton... May the demonic anouncer have mercy on you... :(

Yeah the whole maxis doesn't really reward you was a big middle finger to the face... GLAD I DID RICHTOFEN!