Stop Mocking Me0

To me you are nothing but text on a web page... It's all about perspective... From one angle: maybe it's a book, From another: Its an intriguing, mysterious, twisted, evil, warped, epic, inspiring, deep game that swindles you out of your money for a new version of the exact same thing... But you love it anyways!

Bump: Updated for mob of the dead!

You unlock this fourth map by finding Easter eggs in three survival maps that come with the zombie DLC... Like "five" but instead of doing the campaign, you find easter eggs in three survival maps...

If I want a wii u over another console? Yeah they're doomed...

Well in all the DLCs so far we've gotten four MP maps and two zombies maps, so if there was a zombie DLC it would only stand to reason there would be four new maps, a zombies epic, and another map... Assume a few of those is turned/greif and say there's now the epic map and 3 survival maps: Now let's say each of these survival maps has a tiny little 30gs Easter egg in them, not hard, not complex... Now let's move on to when one has compleated these Easter eggs, it should release this map for the player to play all he/she wants, five-unlock-style...

Oh beleive me they do: Check out the fun features of Xbox one: You can possibly be monitored at all times Via Kinnect as it it never turns off, unless you unplug it... Don't have the Kinnect plug in? lol sucks to suck! No Xbox one for YOU! Oh your 360 headsets? Yeah don't bother, they don't work with this... Also all your Xbox 360 games? Not playable on the Xbox 1... so don't bother sellin your old consol unless you want e games out with it! Want to know a cool rumor: It's going arround only a few amount of heads can be present while watching a movie: Say your watching spiderman with 3 freinds (the limit) all of a sudden, ---- walks in and BAM! Movie stops and demands a fee for having too many people in the room... Also get this: You have to purchase the tv link MONTHLY as well... Cha-CHING! And as an addition: No Internet? What to play a single player/split screen game? TOO WAFFLING BAD! And the WORST bit? The bit that pisses me off more then the rest of it: YOU CAN NOT share games... Once you buy your 60$ disk, you can install it ONCE onto a single Xbox... Afterwards it requires a fee (at 60$ full price) to reinstall it into another consol... So Fred wants to barrow and try out borderlands 3 (not a confirmed title)? Don't bother... It would be about half as cheep for him to just buy the game himself.... As he would need to download and try it out for 60$ and then another 60$ to buy the actual disk when he wants it! I can't beleive I'm saying this but... I want a Wiiu more then I want a Xbox1... Go figure! :?

Well maybe his body did... after death... And we have to fight a resnov zombie boss...

If you had to pick one? Uprising... By far uprising... (super) Faster download time (about an hour and a half on lousy conection) MOTD is amazing, rarely gets Boreing, but may or may not be needed for the final Easter egg The grief mode is fairly ok and challenging Encore is a great map Studio (of course) is a fantastic map (9th doctor approved) Vertigo is not half bad at all Magma fairly enjoyable Revolution: Super slow download time (five hours on lousy connection :evil: ) Die rise is ok, and will DEFFINANTLY be needed to do the final EE, however it can get really Boreing IMO, but many people keep plenty entertained by it... Turned would be fun but it is REALLY poorly executed as A: It's held in the tiniest map EVER! With no room for the human to run... B: Weapon swaps are impossible... As soon as you kill a zombie your weapon changes, giving you no time to shoot the zombie DIRRECTLY behind it... And C: Getting respawned as a zombie or a player counts as a down amen can really mess up your rank, I didn't know this and now I've got over 1000 downs, a good 300 are directly from turned... The peacekeeper is an AMAZING weapon IMO its not OP and it's fun to use, infact it's the only gun I plan on gaining gold cameo for... Mirage is Ok... Not my favorite though... Hydro is ok, but you NEVER see players get sucked down by the water Downhill is a fine map, but I personally I don't like it... Grind is a challenging map but I'm if-y on it...

Well technically they've been killed off before... possibly multiple times... They just refuse to stay dead...

Lol, I said gangster not a specific race, I've heard people of all races do is, white, black, mixed, you name it... But if you think it's really racist I'll remove it ok? Smiles all around---> :D

Here ya go! http://callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=138&t=32582&p=308821#p308821 One Ax7 hell map mapped out and everything: Check it out!

As a bonus for Compleating the Easter egg, players will gain access to this special map: Ax7 Nightmare! You play as: M. Shadows Johnny Christ Z. Vengence And Aron llejay Here's how it starts off: Ax7: Mid song: Carry on Outside you see tons of normal people in the audience, but then you hear: rawr.... RAWR! As the crowd suddenly becomes zombies, then the band members laugh as their instruments become weapons and begin slaughtering the crowds of zombie's... Now unlike other zombie's maps, this one works a bit different: In this game there's crowds of people everywhere and zombies... Mainly other zombies... Basicly, the zombies only want you! They're going to ignore anyone else they see... Because appeariantly zombies are big Ax7 brain fans... So as your about, killing and being awsome, there are some other little Easter eggs of dead zombie characters about... Wonder weapons: The bottle of ???: When thrown into a group of zombies causes them to stumble toward you as if they were slipping on seliquifier goo... Does no damage, but when used on a team mate it makes them briefly invincible like the vr11... Comes in 3s from the box: Tactical The wunder-ROCKER: A super awsome guitar-Wunderwaffe hybrid that can be played infanantly but requires a 40 sec recharge between overheatings... Comes from box Upgraded: The Symphony waffe dg2, a wider range of electricity zaps and a cool new camo... Perks: Juggernog, Speedcola, Double-Tap 2.0, Quick Revive, Mule kick, Eletric cherry Box: Hell-ified Buildables: MOTD style (collected and then built, not peices picked up one at a time) The drum set: When played, sends eletric-shockwaves about, killing any that come too close, built on the stage from 3 different sized drums The bace: When played, sends ear-shattering directed sound waves at all zombies, distorting and killing them, built on stage from strings, a Handel, and a guitar bace.... The speakers: While rocking out on stage, all zombies on stage will receive damage as if a guardian has been placed over the whole stage, built from wire, a black box, and dials... Interactabels: One can find 4 season passes in the lobbys, finding all four will give you access to the stage Via the VIP lounge... Now for the map: It's got a few areas and is a bit like the layout of "Encore" but not exactly: In a ring arround the stage there are four normal lobby's, and above the main lobby is the VIP lounge, the stage is exactly like the one from encore, with people and zombies swarmed arround it... The main lobby: A golden lobby with LED lights everywhere, zombie's come in from windows towards the stage and other holes in walls... The M14 is buyable off the wall with the olyimpia... Along with of course, Quick Revive... If you walk arround you'll find a few CIA agents talking, arm wrestling, and drinking with CDC agents... At the bar you can see the avagadro who may wave to you... Head down the buyable hallway to your left and you'll end up outside in the courtyard where zombies come up from the ground, an mp5 is avaible here with a mini-Uzi... In one area you can find Al arlington talking with Brutus, Billy, Finn, and Sal.. Denizens can be seen running in the bushes... Now there is a stage door here but you can not open it from this side... But if you head down, you can reach an area where you can buy Eletric cherry from under the stage, despite the fact you can't access the stage... Keep going and you'll find the ak74u on the wall along with another lobby of dark blue color, here you can find the b23r and claymores... Zombies come from windows and you can buy speed cola from here... A few nova jumpers can be seen on strip poles... :? :| :oops: If you head on, you'll find a bathroom that you can walk around, but if you head inside you can purchase juggernog from beside the sinks and condom machines... Also in an open bathroom stall there's an empty afterlife character, that when knifed will slam the door, dropping a pass under it for you to grab... If you head to the white lounge outside the bathroom, you'll find a few maniquins about... As well as a stairway up to the VIP lounge and a few hell hounds with a couple of prisoners and guards... There's a SVU here and a Pdw, Double tap 2.0 is found near these two .. Also the box originally spawns here... Now, inorder to access the VIP lounge, players must have all four passes, one is found in the bathroom, one is at the starting room on the bar, one is In the court yard in a phone box or a trash can, and the last one is in the blue lounge under one of the pole dancing novas... Once you have all those you can head upstairs... The lounge is now always open for you, and you can buy mule kick whenever you want, as well as semtex... Up here you can find 8 little chairs with: Reserved for: Samule, misty, marelton, russman, Nikolai, takeo, Dempsky, and Richtofen/Sam... As this is hell and they're not dead yet... But the main reason for being up here is the stage, once you've killed enough zombies (shown by random countdown timers arou d the map) the stage will light up, when it's lit a player can jump from the windows of the VIP lounge and crowd serf all the way to the stage... On the stage are the buildables that all help with your zombie killing awesomeness! Likewise in the "sniper tower" there is pack a punch nestled away secretly! Also, if you head down to the door there's a wall weapon called: Mic that counts as a melee weapon: Mic: Hold down the knife button to charge and release to scream and blow zombies back! Now the stage is awsome for killing zombies, however after a while the stage will loose all it's power and pack a punch will turn off, and the buildables as well... To regain your stage, kill zombies outside of the stage... Also if you're doing well enough the crowd may offer drops as tokens of appreciation! When your ready to leave, simply step out the back door which will close behind you... That's the epic special map I hope to see as a reward map for compleating the Easter eggs! Let me hear your thoughts about fighting drunk zombies onstage as Ax7 with a Wunderwaffe-guitar... 8-)

You misspelled some as sum.... Not sure if purposefull...

Sum? Ok... Yeah I would love a Paris map where one could ride a boat through channels and play around underground! Paris seems to be the map everyone wants right now... I'm hoping that's where we're going.... Come to think of it.. "Where are we going?" 8-)

Well A: Theyve proven to not be as strong as the O4 as most of their coments (mainly from marlington and Samule) are whimpers and fear can be heard in them... Where as the O4, the mobsters, the five crew, and the Cotd actors all have a sense of "hell yeah! I'm lovin this!" And B: It's not that we don't like then new guys, it's that we REALLY like the O4 and to be honest, I'm a bit concerned at this point: We haven't heard from them at all other then them being mentioned in quotes... I hope they're Ok...

All the more reason: Richtofen need people to switch the nuclear power plant back on, the dam wouldn't need anyone... No point in having the map then....

I'm not ripping on stoners... I just don't want them in my game if I'm trying to do something serious....

Instead of my ost hated players here are some of my favorite ones! The Medic: This guy wants nothing more then to help: Revive, open doors, unlock perks and benches, he has NO hording irks about him: Help your team and if you die early it's because they wernt strong enough.... I tend to be this type of player... The awsome: Plays to have fun, doesn't care about ranks, only if your annoying... Frequently covers the medic while he revives a downed player... Best to have more of these... The solution: Likes to build everything, get his perks and GET STUFF DONE! Much like the medic, he will waist no time one buying doors... The chooser: Constantly throughout zombies we have had one problem frequently: Who gets what? First it was the wunder waffe in COTD, then the stone in Shangri la, the hacker on moon (one guy had to be with a PES Just in case), the multiple peices on tranzit, the seliquifier on die rise, and the extra blunder gat on MOTD... Basicly this guy determines the most fair way to decide who gets what: Highest kills gets the -----, Lowest downs gets ---- First person to gain: This Weapon: Gets the ----, and decides quite fairly... The noob: Noobs arnt always bad, infact they're quite entertaining: Yes they screw things up because they don't know what they're doing, but on the other hand it's 2X as fun to explain to someone why they're doing what they're doing then it is to sit there and have everyone know what you're going to do and when... The key is to make sure the noob isn't a whiny six year old who claims to have a model girlfreind and is quote "jacked"... Now for those that I LOATH! :evil: The welfare abuser: The ultimate freeloader, takes YOUR work that YOU'VE been working towards, and takes it all for himself... In tranzit (I don't know why you would care but) he takes the jet gun, in die rise the seliquifier, in MOTD he takes your blunder gat, your plane, and your happiness... He always does this the same way: He keeps one little bit of the puzzle to himself, say the wires from the jet gun, the Handel to the seliquifier, the sheets to the plane, and the blunder gat is the worst: In every given game it is LAW that one person should have the Blundergat from the box before someone picks it up from the table... But chances are, this douche wont wait and just grab it while everyone else is fighting for their lives... No mater what EVERYONE else has said... Normally is seen without a mic... The "Pro": We've all seen THIS guy... Say you have four marks on your normal skulls because hay, you can't play that offten... But your good... He walks in with his shotguns (or even just blue eyes normal skull) and says: ooooohhh.... Ssshhhhh.... Yeah ok, I DON'T feel like playing with noobs... I'm checking out your channel (Wtf? It hasn't even loaded in for you yet!) And you're not that good... ( A set of 4 three hour games is NOT bad!) Look I'm finding it hard to find anyone so... Yeah ok I'll play with you... I'll take you under my wing... Then he proceeds to get down (twice) because he didnt know the Acidgat had splash damage... :roll: He then fails at building the tramplesteam, to know when the bus leaves, to realize I went down because I have tombstone and I want all perks, to know that the perks will cause you to go prone if they land near you, and that EMPing the box causes your hammer to disapear.... We all hate this guy... And my personal most hated jerk: The high-off-his mass, group... Normally a split screener, will say: Yeah, Ill help you with the Easter egg... Why.... Why not? Round 7 Proceeds to pause the game to "smoke a blunt", then returns to find he's lost all his perks... "wha... Why you mutha -----ers steel my perks?!? " Round 10 Pack a punches his weapon, then stairs at it for the longest period of time... Eventually his freind will say: dude take your weapon... Despite the fact it's been gone for 40 sec. Round 12 Despite the fact they have been NO help, you and your help has managed to get to the one step of the Easter egg he's(they're) needed for.. Me: Dude I need you to push x on this fog horn when I say so, then run over there and push the other one... "So... You want me to... Stand here and...? Oh... No you want me to shoot this with... You want me to kill the crawler? Ok..." RAWR! "oh ... Haha... That's not the (hic)rawer... That's George... Hey can you guys help me? I'm down..." Lady's and gentlemen... I don't care if you get high... I don't care if you play zombies while your high... But for the love of god PLEASE play in your own game... Don't try and play with people who are trying to have their own fun... Thats my little tidbit...

Fresh prince of bel-lair theme song,,, NOW THIS IS A STORY A-BOUT-HOW MY LIFE GOT SWITCHED TURNED UP-SIDE DOWN!

It's not a mirage either.... It's a code... He's seeing resnov because of his brain carvings... "The mind and brain addapt" -Barriers to transdimintional travel -Robert lutece... These are more then hallucinations... He can feel them and BECOME resnov in his mind... My guess is that moon happens after the events of the 2025 campagin, placing the map in at least June 2026 (the "one year later" bit at the end shows a normal world...) so all these people are dead (and partying with ax7 in hell appeariantly) Purhaps at the end of the black ops 2 zombies storyline we will see a simmilar hell where ax 7 is playing with al Arlington, billy , Sal, Finn, Richtofen on stage, Sara Michel gellar, Danny trejo, Michel rooker, Robert englund, george A Romero, Stanley ferguson, Cia guys, Cdc guys, prisoners, guards, brutus, the avagadro,denizens, the causmonaut, napalm zombies, shreikers, novas, dogs, monkey zombies, a horde of normal zombies and anyone else who has died over the story line... Then Samule, misty, russman, marelton, Nikolai, takeo, tank, and RichtoSam burst in and everything stops.... Then starts back up again as the 8 begin to party, eventually ending in an all out slaughter of the zombies who don't care because they cant die! Then an AX7 stage map where you have to fight off drunk zombies... :lol:

Ssmb brawl: Ice climber's theme.... Nuff said...

For quitting the game excessively? Yeah sure absolutely! for backing out of a lobby? No... Sometimes you want to find mics, sometimes you get stuck with people you don't want to hear, and sometimes people split screen and don't ready up, making it impossible for the game to start... Also there's a difference between leaving a game and lagging out... Lagging out is NOT as bad as leaving the game and shouldn't be punished...

Helping hand: Does a verity of things: Makes it so the box can 1/10 times give you not a new weapon, but amo for your current weapon. Also it can increase durability of your equipments Includes a feature that builds barriers twice as fast

Likely not... Full Easter eggs are lots of fun and I like them a lot, as well as many other people... The problem is that with the latest Easter eggs, there has just been no real enjoyance... I hated tranzit's as it had no reward Die rises was rewarding, but afterwards the map has literally NOTHING for us to do... In cotd we could still try and get all perks from George, In shangri la we could do the Easter egg again (forget that!) and continue kicking ass with fun.. In moon, we could still go arround, stoping excavators, hacking stuff, and visit ruined no-mans-land... Mob of the dead's Easter egg was great! But it ENDED the map! Which ticks me off... If we killed the other team and were teleported back to the cell block with whoever didn't get killed's memory still in-tact, that would be great... That would also imply that the Weasle had managed to go through this process many times and killed billy, sal, and Finn, many times.... As his memory is in tact from many previous games...

Well... Maybe it will be powering up the FINAL tower, and then linking them all together will do something... Then we have to go back somewhere and compleate what the spires are used for...