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Here's an Idea for a few new perks: Wisk-Away Wisky: after going down a player can then be whisked away to another place on the map, still downed, in a gamble to see if he reaches a better place to be revived... Tactical tequila: A bit of a misleading name, as it allows you to carry two equipments not tacticals.. You can activate the second equipment by pushing down on the d-pad... It also comes in perma-perk form in which after building 30 buildables a player can then carry two parts, however it will be lost if a player has too many of his buildables destroyed...

I get a bit of this... And the first time I saw the powerstation I KNEW it was the HAARP, just in my bones I felt it... I'd known what it was long before blops 2 was even anounced and I had become quite fascinated with it... The note and TEDD's quote just lit the pathway to helping me beleive more that it was the Harrp...

I have a good story: It was about two or three years ago durring hurricane Katrina where I live... The map pack for MOON had just been released for the first time, and one of my friends had come over (girl but she's asp B**** who I will never date.. has nice ti*s though...)... So before the hurricane began we were playing some black ops, I had just gotten an x-box a few months earlier and I had just compleated the campaign... I had tried to play multiplayer but my Internet just WOULDNT allow it... After a bit I accidentally hit store and for a breif second I saw the word that made me the man I am today: moon... I being a bit of an awsome craver, immediately convened my parents to let me kill zombie's on the moon! And just as it finished downloading the Internet went out! Like seriously split second timing-luck here! Then for the next four days we spent our time figuring out the PES and the low gravity awesomeness... and soon every kid in my small town was over at my house, for I was the only one with power and a new dlc/game... After a while it got Boreing... Then the Internet came back and I looked up some videos of it... And found the Easter egg... Over the next four months I tried NOTHING but to accomplish the Easter eggs for moon, COTD and Shangrila which I had bought at later times... It wasn't easy either as I had no freinds that had any of the dlc or were interested, and I as well had been in a wrestling accident cutting off a lot of feeling in my arms (and other areas as well but I doubt you care...) And eventually after one of the most brutal eras of my life, I had the BIG BANG THEORY acheivement... Then der atzi and I came here, made an account, he took control of atzi, and I started mine.... I've been here ever sense! 8-) And that be the tale of how Stop mocking me bacame president of the universe...

This will help the topic: And yes this DOES look VERY believable and very well put together, but I'm just not buying it... Too soon and not enough info.. To back up its real...

Maybe will get a map called "Eternity", in which we are stuck inbetween four time frames: Post apocalypse kino, post apocalypse der reise (rebuilt), circa apocalypse Eiffle, and circa-pre apocalypse zeppelin... Post kino- pretty average place, not exactly like kino, not NEERLY as big, and this time you start off in spawn (kino) but are then met with destroyed stairs and a blocked arch... If you travel to where that first window is (where you can actually see zombie's entering the building) you can open up the barrier and continue outside and around the outside, to the wooden gate next to double tap (not avaible here btw) if you open that and then crawl under the wire fence, you can reach the upper level of post kino... Here you can get out onto the roof from what used to be the wall opposet the meteor... You can then fall down onto the burning rafters of the kino stage and then again to the now-leveled-compleatly floor... Here you can buy jug, but the power isn't on yet so... No... If you try to use the teleporter it won't work, but if you find the satilite dish peice you can build it into the teleporter so it will then take you to.... Post der reise- here your dropped into teleporter A I beleive (left of the main frame), and then can work your way to the power switch which doesn't work... Then you can make your way to the furnace, which will lead you up to the bridge, from there your just a hop skip and a jump away from the tower... If you throw grenades at the tower or into the furnace, they will be sent up into the clock tower and wreak it... Causing the clock to fall into the mainframe disrupting time-flow... You can then enter a portal in the furnace to be teleported to... Circa-Zepplin: Your on a MASSIVE floating ballon-ship compleat with tennis courts and zombie gardens! This is the time of the bombs... As you arive you can hear radio transitions of moon events... Like in nuketown... You can make your way through the Zepplin to the pilot's bridge, and I should add this Zepplin is HUGE, even zombies can rise from the ground from their garden area... Eventually you can hit the power switch from below the bridge room and all the power throughout the four time zones will activate... You can then teleport to the next area: Post apocalyptic Eiffle tower: Obviously this is the spire where you can build the Nav card table, this is also where you can scale the tower, but not go outside the base of it... Sad... The tower is bent at a really odd angle and can actually be slidden down to a single house with a secret basement... In that bacement is an "five" style teleporter that will take you back to kino! The Easter egg will be reversed this time, as while Samule can hear richtofen at anytime, maxis, or samanthia rather, can only be heard from the Zepplin area before the apocalypse... And only by Samule... So make sure sam is in the right place at the right time to do samanthia's side... Also this isn't a very good map prediction... I myself REALLY don't want to pay an extra 15$ to play kino and der reise again... But you all look like you'd enjoy this idea so..., here ya go...

I can't understand any of this grammar... Nazi senses tingling!

Not likely... You can't find but so much information on dlcs... 99% of the info found will be either released DIRRECTLY from trayarch or a fake leak... NO one gets access to dlcs early like they did with tranzit... (With the exeption of ign and what not...) Any info found will be either through intense reasearch of previous maps, or from people who stalk trayarch's team...

Hmmm... Purhaps it's a hosting glitch, Say the host dosent have the table built, and someone decides to build the table in his game, and add the card... Purhaps with play station this will glitch people who haven't built the table so even if they build it in their own game, it won't stay permanent? So you would need to find somebody else to host so you can add the card there and build it... That would make it a but like a virus... Constantly traveling from one person to another, unable to be cured until someone else's hosting, in which case they would get the glitch from having you building the table... That is really hard to understand... :?

Aye, your lucky! I've had to struggle my way through every Easter egg with randoms.. VERY difficult... And I have no freinds to do them with, so ah, how the French say... Soupir .... Les choses que je fais pour mon amour de l'art du meurtre de zombies ...

Ahh ... Dans un monde parfait ...

Many of the graphic in zombies are also used in multiplayer... (check it the wires used to build the jet engine and the wires around the map on grind) so in a way, all multiplayer maps are zombies maps...

You can't build it in local or it won't work... Purhaps it's a profile glitch?

There's already a big thread for this FYI, but as long as I'm here... Lifting lemonade! -color is pink... Allows one to hold two equipments, one controlled by pushing up, one by pushing down... Perma-Lift aid: Adding 30 parts to any buildable will allow you to carry 2 parts... Until it wears out over the course of a few games...

Ah, thats the question isn't it... If it uses 115, or a benzene liquid compound... Both would warp and disassemble an average body/zombie.... If it fires benzene, I'll consider it a power weapon... If its Unumpentium... We have our selves the third wonder weapon of black ops 2... (raygun and monkeys being first...)

Oh good someone liked it!

Or purhaps there is a very special perk that can only be reached by building the other perk machines first, purhaps once you build a perk machine you can grab a chunk off it and add it to the super perk...

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I see a lot more people want richtofen over maxis... Personally I'd side with either, but I'm initially siding with the good doctor... Another reason why I chose him is because of this quote: Stumpy was rude to the doctor... Stumpy paid the price... I can see why so many people want to side with tricky rich, he's a lot more humorous then maxis...

I did some reasearch on Provence 22 and found that at the time a chemical called benzene was a carsinogen very common for the area after their chemical plant spill in 2005, it can alter DNA and can be formed in the steel making process, which was common during the great leap forward era...

Thank you infest... My computer crashed on me three times while writing this... Needless to say its a bit jumbled...

They say madness is doing something over and over again and expecting different results... Surviving that long may sound amazing... But this poor soul must be bored to tears... There comes a point where it's just too long... That is what she said... 8-)

Nah, it makes sense to have the final map inbetween Germany and an epic place like a mothers hip and argotha, but not the next map... The next map I HOPE will feature our favorite russian, marine, possessed nazi, and jap warrior... They'd do good to put the O4 in the next map, because ifmyou put them in the 3rd map, they don't get the chance to apear in the fourth map... If you put them in the fourth map, then it really puts a downer on the N4... Basicly the next map will either have our original heros, or no map will... Otherwise things just don't fit right.... The O4 can't just show up to one map and leave, they've got to be here for at least 2.... But if trayarch alternates between the O4 and the N4 then bobs your uncle everyone's happy! As for the next map: I'm thinking someplace with sand, we've yet to see that feature... Or maybe a frozen place, I'd like to see somewhere cold for once... Purhaps a nukelar plant will suffice? ...

Yeah what about... Oh... No, I know the nukes hit after the 60s, but the great leap forward was still a big thing in china, see PINNAZ for details about that, I know it was modern day....

Well technically Sam is still controlling the zombies, her soul is out but her body is still very much inside...

Provence 22... That is the location of die rise, and great leap forward... If we look at the history provences, we see that china had 33 decisions, each were separated into different provences: 22 to be exact... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jilin_in_China_(%2Ball_claims_hatched).svg These are the decided districts... And see that red area? That's Provence 22: Jilin Jilin's meaning is "auspicious forest", not sure if that's significant... (or even accurate it IS from Wikipedia...) The Capitol of this area shares the name jilin, and take a look: Not a perfect match, but see that crane? No ya can't the picture's cut off... Use the link... Looks familure, just as a few of the other buildings... Not PERFECT matches but pretty dang close! Look here: Jilin City is among one of the oldest cities in Northeast China. Again, reeking of history for us to unwind... But here is the good part... major tourist attractions include: Meteorite Museum (largest stony meteorite of a documented meteorite fall)... ... Anyone else beginning to think that MAYBE the meteorite from here wasn't COMPLEATLY rocky? Maybe a bit more... Purple... And radiant?... And death-reversing? I'm referring to the meteor holding 115... If that's the case, what do we have? Zombies in the 70s... Nah, it's likely the meteor, much like shi no Numa, where nazi scientist observed the meteor for weeks before the zombies came, but of you look at 2005 there was a chemical plant leak that flooded the river with deadly toxins, this killed 6 people and harmed lots more... This is a picture of the meteorite: The tektites that fell from the same meteor storm, also share a very similar resemblance to the kino meteors... Then there was the chemical explosion in 2005... Harming 30 people and releasing a massive amount of benzene into the river... Benzene is a commonly found hazardous chemical, that is commonly given off in the process of making STEEL! PINNAZ has shown us china is PLENTY obsessed with making steel during the great leap forward era, as they would make steel in their own back yards! This would release plenty of the substance into the air and cause the entire lower half of the nearby city to corrode metals, and give the surface of the city massive amounts of fog.... Also, it should be said that it caused mutations to DNA when exposed to ANY living host! My theory is that when the nukes went off, they released a WHOLE TON of benzene from the chemical plants and other areas, this flooded the streets below, killing everything.... But it also may have unearthed some creepy crawl-ies aka nova jumpers, with it's ability to mutate DNA... Also this chemical is a carsinogen! A massive amount of it would burn a hole in the ozone layer and begin to MELT THE EARTH! It wouldn't do this imedeantly, but it would rip huge slashes in the sides of the atmosphere... Slowly cooking the earth, in a fasion not much different then the big yellow earth with tears in it we see at the start of die rise... HEAT IS KEY! Now look back at tranzit... It to is giving off its heat geothermicly... If thats the case then purhaps spires can only work in places of mass condensing of heat, be that lava under a cloud of ash, or holes in the atmosphere... But there isn't any proof behind this... But, back to die rise, the ozone layer disappearing WOULD make the sky clear as day, and we'd be able to see stars in broad daylight... Which we CAN! That's what I've got for ya right now! I hope you found this post helpfull! I will see if I can find anything on future zombies in the history of Provence 22...