Stop Mocking Me0

Watch all of it. Doesn't take long. It's REALLY good.

The words don't even work together "Banana Colada" Bah-Nan-Ah C*oh-lah-dah That alone pisses me off about the perk. At this point it's on par with those memes with the minions that have NOTHING TO DO WITH MINIONS.

ಠ_ಠ UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah I see. I also made the Durian connection (super mario sunshine finally did someone some good!) It'd be interesting to see a perk that became stronger the more Durians you fed it. Then there are other questions: -If you drink the perk, then add a Durian, does that perk become stronger for you, or do you keep the original perk. -What would the perk effect? Obviously nothing as effective as defense. Perhaps air-time underwater? Collect enough Durians and you can just permanently stay underwater and never come up for air? -OR perhaps that this perk will have a random effect that changes when you put a durian in it. Like for instance, when you find it originally, it gives you extra ammo in your bag, but give it a durian and it changes to "removes explosive damage". Put another durian in it, and it becomes a melee buff. And if you get lucky, you can sometimes get more then one buff. If there IS a perk like this on the map, it'd make sense why there's no Wonderfizz. After all, the wonderfizz has EVERY perk on the map, but how would it work with a perk that doesn't constantly do the same thing?

Making a separate post about this.

Tank: Sawyer Nikolai: Lepidus Takeo: Jin Richtofen: Ben Linus Marelton: Faraday Misty: Charlotte Russman: Michael Stulinger: Lock Maxis: Charles witmore. Samantha: The monster

Well I still don't see it as a puffer fish....

Plus the WW and the Specialist weapon at least. Furthermore, these weapons may be added to more then JUST this map. We'll know when the game's update drops.

@Nightmare Voyager I still think it's a Durian, if you pause it, it's got a low-hanging-fruit look to it. If it were a pufferfish, why would it be a pufferfish? Surely it would relate more to harming zombies who touch you, possibly blasting them out of the way of doors underwater. A durian would be a fruit which could be brought to a plant somewhere on the island or something, so I see it could be either one. @Doctor Richtofen Yup, that's the MX Garand.100%

0:03: Division 9 logo. 0:15: Quick flash of 4 pillars, two of which clearly have different colored familiar symbols on them. This is evidence both that the wonderweapon will be either collected or upgraded by doing steps, and that there's either two different weapons, or two different upgrades, possibly 4. 0:16: Men with tentacle-root-things in testing chambers. Ewwwww... Appears Div. 9 has been experimenting with plant and human genetic mutations. 0:17: Beneath the shadow of an evil... Reference? Or clue... 0:26: Massive roots, and HP-40 gun. Or it could be the MX Garand. 0:27: Roots or foliage appear to move out of the way. Also what appears to be a shiva wall buy in the back. 0:30: Bowie wall buy, and some kind of electric trap above the characters. 0:34: Cocoon step confirmed?!? On a serious note, there are cocoons. 0:35: Big gross bulb plant rises out of ground. Not sure if trap, soul box, or some other purpose... 0:44 carpenter and HG-40 confirmed. 0:46: A big mantis-like claw kebabs a zombie. Possible soul chest? Also there's a sign that says "6" on there too. Is it a location? Or possibly are we getting generators back. 0:53: Apparently the plane crashing down is an in-game event. No it is not the MOTD plane. 0:54 MASSIVE plane propellers suspended by wires above paths that can be activated. Flogger 2.0? Who set this up as well? 1:03: Both a monkey, AND a map is seen here. 1:05: Big fiery blast of some sorts. Is it a trap? Or the Boss? 1:06 A slide of green... 1:07; A pressurized tube that leads into water that flings out out onto land. 1:11: Juggernog. 1:12: DUEL WIELD MARSHAL 16s! Woah! 1:14: NEW DROP. We see the death machine, then what appears to be some kind of Durian drop. It's blue and looks like a Durian... Could this feed a plant similar to the trams in Der Eisendrache? 1:15: BIG OLE SUCTION TUNNEL OF DEATH! (In reality we have to realize this is just a bigger jet gun, but still. ) 1:19: Little sister nightmare fuel. AKA spiders. SIZE OF HELLHOUNDS. May or may not shoot webs at you like paracites shoot acid. Could this be where you get widdows wine from? 1:20: Widdows wine EFFECT confirmed (don't know if from spiders, or from Widow's wine) On that note; How cool would it be to have a group of spiders running at you and zombies, then you shoot a spider, it explodes into web, and the zombies all just grind to a halt? Like nova-crawlers but USEFUL. 1:21: DUH DUH DUH DAH! SWIMMING UNDER WATER WITH ZOMBIES. The path looks narrow and awkward to traverse. Much like how I like my women. 1:23: Zombies appear to walk along the bottom of the water as if they were in the anti-grav room in Der Eisendrache. It's uncertain if we'll see a wide open area with water. But this is still pretty freaking cool. 1:26: Vine-infected zombie glows orange.... Why? 1:27: I'll tell you why. Because that zombie just got ATE by the plant underneath it that spawned in a BIG ASS FUCKING ENT BOSS. (I'm calling it an ENT from Lord of the Rings, try to stop me. ) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And that's the base of the trailer. Here are some things I did NOT notice: -Wonderfizz machines are no-where in site. I'm OK with this, we have the mod tools for it from DE. Then again, maybe I just missed it, or there's only one. I didn't see any perk machines either besides jug as well, so there's that. -No expansive underwater sections. I figured it'd be too much to ask for a wide area of swiming fun. But I'm OK with what we know we have. -I didn't see any wonder weapons in the trailer. No specialist, or regular wonder weapons at all, the only clue we have are those 4 pillars early on in the trailer. --------------------------------------------------- One more thing I'd like to talk about is the plant zombie near the end, not the full grown ENT yet, but the regular zombie. I wonder if we're going to get this new type of zombie, about as rare as a screecher or napalm zombie, that if he gets to a particular part of the map, becomes an ent zombie? If that's the case, I can see the acheivement now; 5gs: OH NO YOU DON'T: In Zetsubou no shima, kill a planter zombie before it becomes an ENT. The next thing to discuss is that, unlike the zombies, ENTs have RED eyes. Just food for thought.

Tac's bio came out today bro.....

I'm the first guy to tell you that graphics don't make a game. It's story and Gameplay. However, while story and gameplay make the muscle and bones, graphics are the skin. Simply put, it's still an abomination.

Makes sense. And I don't doubt we'll be getting a trailer. Just to make that clear. It's bad marketing to NOT give a trailer. However, they're REALLY pushing their golden time of advertisement, as we have seen NOTHING of the actual map so far.

Ok, so we know that this map has ZERO footage of anything yet, despite it's release in 9 days. And that got me thinking: Why? Why are they keeping everything locked up so tight... Is it something to do with the map? If it were a boss zombie or something we could still have footage of that... If it were something like swimming surely they'd want to advertise that more... Then it hit me: What if the zombies.... Don't look like they should. SPECIFICALLY. They have red eyes. Orange eyes would raise questions, as would purple eyes. Blue eyes wouldn't make ANY sense, and neither would new colors either. But red eyes means the grand evil is pulling the strings here. If that's the case it MIGHT explain why Richtofen's blood vials are empty... In fact, that could be their entire purpose: If there is blood in the vial, then they are in the real world, if there isn't, then they are no longer on earth. Kind-of like a totem from inception. Only instead of dreams, it's all about if you are in hell or not in hell. It would then make some sort of sense as to why richtofen has those blood vials with the blood of the wicked in them... Of course, they could just be waiting out on us to hype us even more in a few days, which would explain the lack of footage....

I think she might be the same girl from campaign... After all she DOES like the 54 immortals. Sucks that that weapons sucks ASS in zombies though... It should be a 1-shot kill well into the 40s...

Well that's using the electric bow. If we could use that we could camp ANYWHERE, from the second teddybear to inside the teleporter.

Fluffy is a result of teleportation experimenting. I don't see why that correlates with Maxis or Samantha....

Then explain maxis's voice from within the MPD. Remember there ARE two maxis-es. One who disappeared in the teleporter with samantha thanks to evil richtofen, then the other one that's destroying universes.

Fuuuuuuuuuuu......... Not going to be online this weekend... Shiz....

They are on a boat surrounded by water. Then again, If this was really an easter egg, we wouldn't pick up on this as we would ASSUME the vials haven't changed unless we see them completely empty. Also, steelie, how is this not your avatar:

So, I swear this is the last topic I bring over from Reddit. (lies,pure refined lies) But the reddit user: kvothebloodless96 (Full credit to him, and thanks for the pictures) Noticed something about Richtofen: His blood vials are empty. http://postimg.org/image/3mk1jq70x/ http://postimg.org/image/8rnvgyiwh/ As you can see the blood vials are TOTALLY empty. And there could be reasons for this: 1- The easiest reason: Treyarch live-action-trailer producers cut some corners or made a boo-boo. This reason is boring, but if we get to Zetsubou and the vials are red again, then it's just an error. 2-If this is INTENTIONAL. I have some theories, which boils down to: 2.1- Richtofen USED the blood vials to do something between the end of the Der Eisendrache easter egg, and the opening cut-scene for Zetsubou. 2.2- The blood viles were taken from him. This would make sense if he was captured by this group. After all, two vials of suspicious liquid could easily make a weapon of destruction for the ship. If this was the case, then we might get some focus for re-acquiring the blood of the villainous 418B and 368A aka Finn Oleary and Sal Daluka, or finding a suitable replacement... Your thoughts?

Oh yeah, Danger closeset is a HUGE help as well, especially considering it won't run out on you as the rounds don't progress.