Stop Mocking Me0

New game, new consoles, new cycle of companies that make the game, new forum look, new members, there's no need to bring the old brains to the new forum. Besides, what post has been made there but not here? IMO, if you want to, have a "revisiting the past' thread or something in which everyone can submit links to the topic that brought them the most brains. They would be seen again and those who have earned the brains will earn them yet again… There are all kinds of issues with this but it's a new thought on the table.

For me, it's the Wave gun. -Fun -Multi-usable -Evaluates things in a non-common way (bullets destroy zombies from the outside in, wave gun pops them from the inside out!) -Multi-tasking SO what weapon represents YOU and why?

The first DLC is always the pain for trayarch, as they have to deal with fixing the original maps that came with the game. Naturally they dumb it down a bit, take die rise for example: -No stamin up -6 perks (Tranzit had 6 too) -No bank/weapons locker upon launch -REALLY bad achievements (come on, face the dragon was SUCH a let down…) -Lot of the easter egg steps were shared by both maxis and richtofen. -Same box weapons as tranzit Plus it's a good marketing strategy: This map is slightly better then the original map!-- WAIT this map is better then the last one!--- WAIT… Actually this map isn't living up to the last one… BUT THIS LAST MAP IS REALLY BIG AND SURPRISING!

I'm loving the ideas and images of the perks, however some of the names are a bit off. Most perks have names that reflect what the perk does: Flopper, Vulture's aid, Quick revive,ect. So here are a few ideas for more fitting names: Hardline: Box brew/ Crate coffee/Mystery Whiskey Burley brew: Half-pint energy drink/ holding Hester/ Lift lemon(aid) Mentas: Hip-scotch/ Shoulder shizzle/ Run-N-Gun Rum Double jump: A bit too direct, there's a bit of fun to add to perk's names: Hopper Chocolate/ Bubbly bounce/Cloud cola As for the actual perk use there are a few things I'd like to address: Hardline: Totally cool, love it. Spy-Eye- (Rye is what I want to say here AND it's a drink): This seems a bit unneeded and perhaps a bit in the way for the screen view, BUT, NGT seems to LOVE their zombie counters, SO, Take my opinion with a grain of salt. -Plus it could be used GREATLY for an easter egg on a map. Hercules cola seems a bit OP, but I guess you do lose it if you go down… Burley brew should only be of use on the last crawler. I also think it should let you carry two pieces for a workbench as a bonus function! Condolier cola: Needs to do something else, but I guess for 1500 it's a fair price… Should work with tactic's as well! Cool-down iced tea: Doesn't really effect the player though, how about it makes them 100% immune to traps making it 20 times easier to run zombies into them. Double jump: 2 issues: 1 This seems like it would change usefulness depending on the map, so maybe this would work well as a tombstone/who's who type perk that's left after the one map it's used in. Mentas: Yeah, deadshot's got that covered for 500$ less. And here's a perk idea: Millionaire Mix: Every 1000 zombies (from the time you buy the perk) will make it so that on the 1000th kill a special gold dollar sign will drop. It will go off like a nuke, give a max amo, a double points, carpenter, fire sale. and a random amount of money. In addition when paired with vulture's aid, it picks up much more valuable drops: 1-3 becomes 4-6 bullets 5-30$ becomes 50-60$ AND it increases double point time. Costs 4000

Sorry… The OP was a bit confusing what with some being what he wanted and others what he didn't

What I REALLY want to see, ranked from top to bottom in order of likeliness (Unlikely-to-likely) -Mod tools returning for PC. -Holiday hats on zombies: Santa hats on christmas, Zombies all run back wards on april fools day, ballistics knives-crossbows- and throwables are love-arrows on valentines day, ect. -A custom weapon of your creation (balanced of course to not be too OP) -A custom class selection that allows one to change some of the weapons in the mystery box, your starter pistol, and allow you to bring in 3 perma perks of your choice, each one with different effects on your rank. -A fair, un-dirrectly-purchasable way to upgrade perks that aren't juggernog. - An improved ranking system that focuses on penalizing those who cheep out with the bank and the OP-perma perks, but rewards for doing custom challenges. -Maps that react to IRL time: 2:30 am? Nighttime atmosphere. 12:00 noon? Bright and sunny. -Character Customization for your survival/greif/turned character. -Wonderfizz returns!

Yeah: 60% of the time I'm totally up for zombies easter eggs. The other 40% I'm playing with my lil sis… But that only lasts like… 30 minutes…

Oh is it the supper room? The food-preperation area? Yeah **** please report this topic, post **** is banned on this site for some reason… (I think it has something too do with verruct) Or the spam "Citchen cabinets" post-adds that used to cover the forums..

Well.. Actually… I don't… I have WAW for the PC, but the only way it works is through a Winewrapper, due to the fact I use a mac, which doesn't allow me to adjust the files… Meaning no modding, downloading, zip.. Hense the whole technic issue. As I CAN use that… But the redstone involved in that is horrific… Maybe, I'll see how people react to the MC versions first... If anyone wants to make a custom map, by all means go ahead! Just add a little wave-gun easter egg and rename the zappers: Mocking, Me and the wave gun "Stop". (That's just a suggestion)

Please, we all know where maxis's name came from: *One stoned Jimmy Zilinski Dude… Who are we naming this scientist. *Second stoned guy I don't know man… Lets play so zombies for some inspiration man…. (Max amo) Dude… Max…Max is… Maxis… Duuuuude. That's a great name! And now we're here…

AW! Great wonder weapon! I love 4th-wall breaking things! -Moon shine should also make it possible to walk near zombies easier by lowering their blocking-path-box for a short period.

So you are kind of just throwing money at them? That's a good life you are living. Yes I am I guess. Though to be fair I have over $100 in marketplace credits I've accumulated from Bing Rewards and Xbox Rewards. I will likely become silver medal at the end of the month on bing. If you want the 50 credit bonus PM me.

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Oh good! I like this topic! WE NEED MORE PENALTIES FOR USING THE BANK AND LESS PENALTIES FOR CHALLENGES!

Memory: The brain of Edward Richtofen's body, transferred into a rift-feild and suspended in space time. Using it opens up a hole to an older place in richtofen's memory. Glimpses of moon, shangri la, and anywhere else he's been can be seen though the rift. It the final step of the easter egg it sends everyone back to nact to survive by them selves. No perks, just three doors, a few wall weapons, a box, and a cabinet. Truly the finish to a fantastic cycle…

Reformat? Everything's lined up in easily separated clauses, spaced evenly with correct punctuation… given there's no color but there isn't really meant to be any…

Kinda figured this would at least get a "Oh you put a lot of thought into this"… Sigh… Very well, you win and you loose.

Thousands of people underestimate the little things…. Take your average 16-20 year old american as of 2014… Many don't know what a simple show like "Doctor who" and those who do see it as a simple british television show. How has this show I've never seen before effected me so greatly. What many others don't know is that throughout the 1970s and 80s, Dr. who was an inspiration for hundreds of men and women, those men and women grew up to be television show hosts and writers and even producers. It sparked creativity, hope, genius, horror, and other amazing words. Then the show took an end for quite a while. Durring which time, those who had grown up in the show developed 90s cartoons, television, and hundreds of little tidbits. Rugrats, spongebob, power rangers, futurama, family guy, the simpsons, south park, chowder, harry potter, bio-shock, Phineas and Ferb, My little pony, comic book characters and hundreds more of the things that shaped the lives of every american became influenced by one of 8 men. They've hidden little tidbits in every show and easter eggs, each more "i see what you did there" then the last. Then the next generation came. Copy-cat pest who had no doctor to look up to. Along came their makings such as Cod. MW3, ally and aj, dog with a blog, hundreds of rejected cartoon network reboots, blood on the dance floor, "rug rats all grown up", and every other nazi-babrastrisand rejected horror show cooked up by television producers now a days. There's no proof to backup that the blue box led to such great creations. But there's just as little poof to say otherwise. The point is to never count anything out. Everything influences everything as shown by the two most important laws of the universe: FOR EVERY ACTION, THERE IS AN EQUAL RE-ACTION. and of course: FOR EVERY MAN'S ACTION, THERE IS A LESS EQUAL WOMAN'S OVER-REACTION. these laws alone will show you the way to significance. The point of every man: To be significant, and matter in the universe. Every human thrives for it, some step on others, some manipulate others, some murder others. But these many men loose sight of which is really important: Their part in the play… Or the play it's self…. The goal of humanity isn't so you can share the wealth among your selfish hands. But for the universe as a whole to all hold the wealth. That is the kind of man I am.. The doctor. The man who strives to creates everyone else's lives better. It's an unrewarding path, but for every loss one man takes, another man becomes greater. Adolph Hitler, possibly the most hatted man in known history. AND FOR GOOD REASON. But without his cruel savagery, where would we be today? The arms race? Bashed, no nuclear development would be wanted. Germany? Lost and sold off as it could never recover from WW1. Communism would spread far worse then before. And worst of all, american culture, shaped by fear and constant need for equality spawning from the war would never have arose. We'd all still be cold shoulder men of the 1940s... " Great men are forged in fire… It is the privilege of lesser men to tend the flame…" -The war doctor. So then there's me, pushing the world along as simply as I can. Doing everything to improve others. It's not a path of god that makes me do this, but a belief in man… And to signify this, one little hidden detail of the universe, I have no control over it, nor could anyone without the use of time travel... the first doctor.. In the first episode… Of the first series… In the first scene with the Tardis… Hidden in plane site. A false name… A lie for the world to be fooled by... The first fake name of the doctor. Is my name… My formal name… The name that must never be spoken on this site… That is the kind of man I believe myself to be… Oh and I'm talented in map creation and realistic analysis of situations. I've been here quite a while (two years now) and yeah. Stuff.

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