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  1. Well a perk/pack a punch machine landing DOES cause you to go prone if you're too near to it....
  2. How about the Ray gun M2?
  3. I meant out of the new 4. "I hit my stupid head on a stupid invisible wall...." "Hey stulinger, see the 2 with the X at the bottom? Yeah that means DOUBLE points..."
  4. In the final map I expect to see the O4.... Not just for BO2, but for ALL zombies... As they were the first, the best, and the bad assest!
  5. Here's how I personally have put this together: (deep breath) way back in the 1940s group 935 was put together as a highly advanced group of scientist from arround the world, their leader was Dr. Ludwig maxis... They worked together to create amazing inventions such as the wunderwaffe DG an anti-garvity hover-craft device... Then one scientist: Dr. Richtofen came along and made a teleported with the help of Dr. shuster... This was NOT a part of maxis's plan and he saw it as a waist of 115: The advanced material, harvested from SPECIFIC locations around the globe that is used in all 935's greatest achievements.... Maxis also revealed he had struck a deal with the nazi party and it would be kept a secret from the other scientist... Maxis and shuster continued work on the project until richtofen used him self as a test subject, accidentally teleporting himself NOT to the desired location, but to the MPD black vrill pyramid in a cave, inside the moon.... There only for a short while, he touched the pyramid, which supposedly implanted "voices" in his head.... Shortly afterwards he was teleported to the map "shangri la" where he became the people's ruler.... Weeks later, shuster was about to shut off the MTD (matter transfer device) but was interrupted when richtofen returned, and promptly took shuster to the pyramid.... Over time richtofen created the DG2 a wonder weapon (wunder waffe) of MASS destruction (as seen in shi no numa, Der reise, and COTD), again maxis did NOT approve and canceled production... Maxis then discovered the effects of 115 on dead corpses (after the events of nact were studied) He then used the insane asylum better known as verruct to further his research, in which time maxis had also begun development of his OWN teleporters (seen in der reise)... Richtofen,after the zombie outbreak at verruct, found marine: Tank dempsky, as well as takeo matsakki and Nikolai Belinski, for test subjects fro LIVING hosts of 115... There was a mexican test subject but he died when richtofen removed his spleen "where the EVIL hides...." He also experimented slightly on samanthia: Maxis's daughter and her teddy bear.... Moving on the monkey bomb was created as well as the pack a punch (the perks: Juggernog, Quick revive, Double tap, and Speed cola were made much earlier, before verruct), then richotfen's hidden scheme came to plan, over the last few years, he had moved TONS of equipment to the moon via his teleporter where he, shuster and other 935 deserters (and some help from his friends in the illuminati) built "griffen station" the der reise of the moon..... Once he was ready, richtofen planed to kill maxis, the perfect opportunity came when maxis tried to experiment with Samantha's Dog: fluffy who became the first hell hound... And was pregnant at the time creating MORE hell-hounds.... Richtofen locked maxis and his daughter together in the MTD with the dog where he was presumed dead... Until maxis found a way to teleport out.... Samantha ended up on the moon... where shuster, and the leader groph had recently discovered how to open the MPD Pyramid using life force released from dead bodies (found when shuster killed a rat), Samantha ended up IN the MPD causing massive trouble for ANYONE who was involved in richtofen's schemes. Richtofen returned and thought NOTHING of Samantha in the MPD, and simply left groph to find maxis... Using the MPD's technology, groph was able to teleport maxis from shangri-la (where maxis ended up after the teleport and built the "jgb 23 blablabla baby-maker gun) to the moon bace where a group of scientist gathered to watch maxis coax sam out of the machine.... when she came out the two embraced and maxis told her to "kill them all" in which Samantha retreated back into the pyramid and her father was shot, somehow infusing his soul with the MPD technology and by extension, the moon bace it's self.... Here is when sam's REAL reign of terror began... At this time richtofen had entered Shi-no-numa and had recently hung a spy he had known about for quite some time: Peter McLain for unknown reasons... ANother spy named yuri was attempting to contact peter from der reise at this time as well.... So fighting zombies, dogs, and simple splash damage from the panzershreik, Tank, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen became the "original four survivors" "The O4"... Once they accomplished Shi no numa, they teleport to der reise which is ALSO over-run with zombies.... From der reise richtofen up-grades the DG2 to the DG3JGZ and fires a rouge shot into the Mainframe MTD... This bends time and space and ends up launching the crew forward in time by about 20 years to the 1960s... Directly into kino, the birthplace-theater where 935 was first assembled... There they met the nova crawlers and the THUNDER GUN! Moving on the next bit of the storyline takes place in the pentagon, when zombies begin to over run the "five" group, Jfk and co end up stopping the zombie threat and defeat the pentagon thief from unknown origins... Its revealed here that the american's have copied some 935 equipment and reverse-engineared it to their own help.... Meanwhile richtofen and co. released gersh a russian branch of 935 and the creator of the gersh device, from the aether pit in another realm... He and other scientist, including the one he killed when he was driven mad by "the voices", created the thunder gun, as well as "Stamin-up" and "PDH Flopper"... After releasing him they travel through time (to about 2000-ish) to the set of George A romero's Call of the Dead, starring sara Michelle Geller, Michel rooker, Danny Trejo and Robert Englund.... Where the film crew and George himself become zombie-fied ... This "set" is actually the place of another 935 facility in which "deadshot daiquiri", the scavenger, and the vr-11 were produced.... With the help for the 4 actors, richtofen gets his gloved-hands on the real reason he came here: The golden Vrill Rod.... Once he gets that the four move forward to argotha AKA shagri la inside the earth, HOWEVER during shangri la's time there is the eclipse that when activated, moves the entire city of shangri la back to the surface world in africa a long time ago... (that part was my own theory, everything in Blue is MY theory) Using this ability of past and present the crew attempt to save two survivors: Brock and gary, but in the end the two ALWAYS end up dead... BUT richtofen manages to acquire his focusing stone AKA the giant meteor above the temple.... Putting the stone IN the Rod, richtofen travels the world again, progressing time to 1930-ish by unknown means of travel... He ends up in area 51 as zombies begin to take over.... Using the american teleporter, the crew travel to the moon where they end up revealing Samantha and then SWAPPING SOULS between richtofen and Samantha! Making Richtofen the announcer! (and the zombie eyes go BLUE!) Maxis taking drastic actions, tricks/persuades the group to launch 3 missiles to the earth, destroying it in the most SPECTACULAR fashion...... Meanwhile on earth in nevada: nuketown the cdc and the cia are investigating a random nuclear explosion (actually caused by 115 interference) Marelton Johnson can be found here as well... Then the nukes hit destroying the earth.... Marelton then travels to the green-run station in washington, which is actually not a small town, but a government cover up for a secret facility of the americans... Here or before here he meets "misty" Abigale barrington, who assists him in slaughtering the undead.... Likewise, a pair of two more companions join marelton as Russman, A "broken arrow" operative who was fired before wandering the earth, and Samuel, A secret cultist who ate zombie flesh and as a result can hear richtofen's influence in his head, also a conspiracy theorist... It is known Samuel has a secret book of his own that he reads at night wile the others are asleep.... Because of samule's actions to help maxis or richtofen, he and the other 3 are teleported via purple flash to jlin-city china (the 22 provence), Where they activate another tower to help maxis or richtofen.... It is revealed here that richtofen can actually reverse time to help the crew out somewhat, bringing them back from the dead... WAY back meanwhile in hell Al. Arlington, Sal dalukka, Finn o leary, and billy handsome, are fighting for their lives in their own mind game of Alcatraz... Al. is the only one who really knows whats going on, but after some weird occurrences and the breaking of a cycle, the four discover they aren't in Alcatraz in the 1930s... They're in hell in the future! Promptly leading the 3 to try and kill al. either way, the map ends and we still don't know the end-fate of the three mobsters and the lone al. arlington.... While this is going on, Russman has lead the green run crew to the rift in Africa... I believe that the rift was actually the place of shangri-la before it disappeared into argotha.... This also led the crew to the buried city, where they activate the final spire in richtofen's or maxis's favor.... Maxis's side reveals he plans to open argotha and destroy the earth in the process, to save his daughter, and likewise, banishes richtofen to the body of a zombie! Richtofen becomes the COMPLETE controller of the aether, destroying maxis and possessing Samuel... However he can't control his movements mysteriously and finds Samuel is still in his body WITH richtofen.... AND thats the WHOLE story to date! We don't know where the O4 are now, Where the N4 are going, if they're going anywhere, and we still dont know anything about anything! You can look elsewhere for anything else... But if you're looking for youtube videos I warn you: Play the game central is a HUGE blabber mouth, and many people on youtube see these jerks as a way to get info early, however Benn and co. have been known to lie, cheat, and bend the rules of spoilers to gain their own (undeserved) popularity... Basically if you lookup: Zombies DLC4 ideas you're going to get a ton of videos of little kids talking about info PTG released, not actual original ideas... Info no one on this site wants to hear... You can trust Hex zombies, MR.ROFLwaffles, NGT, yoteslaya and all the well known good guys... But MW3stream and others basically tell you nothing but spoilers.... The wunder is in NOT knowing what will come after one pulls the trigger! Hope you enjoyed! BYE! :D
  6. Wow... really? I respect your opinion but... Tranzit?... That map is just... horrible... ALso don't feel bad... My highest round on BO2 is only 40-ish on MOTD... Not too much better then your 38-ish.... In fact many people can't get to round 13 in zombies... Believe me... I have to do easter eggs with them.... :roll:
  7. You can shoot, but you can't miss... Missing will automatically forfeit the perk bottle, so DONT use machine guns.... The svu i found is the only gun that can take OUT the nova jumpers without forfeiting the perk drop... That and shotguns..... But the best and simplest way to kill them is the trample steams and knife/punching them... It always makes contact and it always kills....
  8. I loved pro. layton... When i got the chance to shoot zombies with top hats i about died.... :lol:
  9. Some other hints: The 935 page in buried's loading screen... The pack-a-punch camo HOPEFULLY leaning towards the next map pack will be ALL about zombies... I think that with the next map we will be able to pack-a-punch multiple guns multiple times to get maxis's attachment (eventually) that will result in a normal PAP'ed weapon gaining even more wonder weapon abilitys... Such as using the RPD to shoot many zombies then when there's a nice big horde of them in a line, push right on the d-pad, fire, and BAM! A dg2 blast!
  10. I recon this is just a new regular gun... But that picture in the lower left... Maybe there will be a new ATTACHMENT to this gun Via pack-a-punch that will result in this new wonder weapon-attachment, how cool would it be to be shooting a Simple 6-shooter and then WHAM! We can fire a mini-Wunderwaffe shot from it....
  11. I find it easier to do this: Have two Guys in the candy store ready to buy candy and one guy in the bank with galvas and the current candy, the last guy is left running the zombie, have the hillbilly in the bank (with one guy in the bank with candy) and use the point sharing system via galvas... Then use the current candy on the drop and wait for it to change, once it's ready have ONE guy in the store buy candy and return if it's NOT the drop you want(say you want a max amo)... Then just have the guy with the NEW candy come in feed the candy to Leroy and run back to the store, until you get the max amo you want, given one DOES have to keep track with the amount of candy they buy, but essentially this is a way to get a max amo every round.... Just make sure you balance out who has candy and who's running back to buy more, you don't want the drop to disappear before the hillbilly can change it... This would be SUPER helpfull towards the whole "round infinity" step for richtofen...
  12. I go back to my idea: Trayarch tells us at and before dlc 4 launch of 1: New epic map 3-4: little extras that ARE zombie related But then after the COMUNITY has found the Easter egg and the big unexpected (compleatly expected) ending they release another mini-dlc (like nuketown zombies) dlc 4:Part 2 Where we have ONE MORE MAP either as a reward for the first map or a continuation and final hurrah! Before zombies ends for another 2 years...,
  13. Wow a lot of disappointment toward buried.... Sad.... I like it, and it did have music that changed in each area, like when one entered the court house or the mansion.... And when one did the maxis or richtofen easter egg... The Maluka song was better here then the one in MOTD, despite the fact the MOTD maluka song was FANTASTIC! The Easter egg was more challenging, and perks were actually usefull (On MOTD with deadshot, double tap, and EC, they all became useless after one had a Blundergat-ray gun set up, but given you may have used a different gun) Vulture aid is super helpfull and FUN! Not for locating things, but finding the green stink-mist and all the little mini-drops was fun! I also like how it is needed in the Easter egg... Also this map introduced the ability to draw weapons where YOU want them, and these are some damn good weapons too! The SVU and an-94 are the main points here... I think what people see in buried is that they use the "easier" tactics too much, such as the bank, the weapons locker, and perma-perks.... These arnt available in MOTD and so people have a harder time getting what they need.... If you actually sit through all the rounds in buried it can get quite fun building points... Here's a compaired list of MOTD and buried differences Hells redeemer/retriever: time bomb Blundergat/acid gat: Paralizer Cage-door Sheild: Head chopper Acid upgrade: Subs. Resonator (I'm not going to count the buildables that arnt new in some way) Building the Plane: Hedge maze and the haunted house.... Epic tommy gun: Epic Remington new-model army Hold multiple parts: Hold one of each TYPE of part (slightly less OP) Epic traps: Huckleberry's rampage Afterlife mode: Huckleberry's charge and different uses (building things, grabbing turbines, locking the box, moving the box) New HUD: New HUD New characters: Older characters actually become slightly interesting... All characters die in one of two ways: All perks, mulekick+ and permanent fire sale, or richtofen zombies Epic new unexpected story: Fairly plain, none detailed story that, while sucking a lot, DOES get us ramped about dlc 4 Has fire sales, double points, max amos, and insta-kills: All that plus Carpenders... Fairly highlighted easy Easter egg that took like a DAY to figure it all out: Difficult Easter egg that took about 4-5 days to figure out and even then is still SUPER hard on the last step... Eletric cherry: Vulture aid Guns slightly dis-priced: Guns playable everywhere with a bonus 1000 points with each placement... Brutus(Locks down everything for 2000) : Ghosts(steals 2000) Random drop for killing Brutus: Free perk for killing the ghost when the light is on Awsome Golden spork (op as HECK!) : Funny little piano-dart board Easter egg... Makes perfect sense why these people are in Alcatraz and their predicument: No idea why they're in a little underground town near a massive lava pit.... No connection to other maps: Final peice of the other maps's Easter eggs... No bank, fridge or Perma perks (good): Fridge, bank, and perma perks(meh...) And that's all I have the energy (and time) to list... Hope you enjoyed!
  14. I found this to be funny.... YTdvY31NUNQ
  15. Ah... That may explain it.... But Im not sure if I was the guy who shot him.... I don't think I was but I have doubt....
  16. Btw I'm not sure if this was patched, but you HAVE to have booze to keep him from shutting his cell... Candy didn't work in my game....
  17. An NOT beleive I'm saying this but.... The war machine is actually WORCE then the china lake....
  18. Simple: Have the paralizer and the lsat, return to prospecting, fly up, and purchase the lsat's amo....
  19. Oh my GOD a 404 error message appeared in Paris arround the time of madam currie's discovery of radioactivity! GASP!
  20. Really? Because I REALLY like the huckleberry, the time bomb, the paralizer, and even 90% of the Easter egg I love, and if you can, guess what part I hate.... Mob of the dead's Easter egg was a bit easy IMO... The only thing you actually HAD to do was type in the numbers.... Then the map ended.... A GRAND ending, but it ended none the less.... Getting to the bridge was fun the first time but afterwards it became child's play... Also burried has top-hat zombies which I love.... If I have the choice mid round to kill a top hat zombie or run arround him.... I run arround him.... Love my Layton zombies....
  21. Well.... Remeber, the Assension Easter egg had nothing to do with the moon easter egg, and so, it's possible that this Easter egg has nothing to do with the next map at all.... But I like the idea of the "ultimate evil" taking over, that seems like a good turn, and may even force richtofen and maxis to team up.... And I get one step closer to hearing skillet's "hero" duo sung by ax7 and Sigman in an epic display of samanthia and richtofen killing zombies... But I feel the actual mobster's story is done... Just like the COTD crew's story was finished after their map... Oh! Maybe you can play as a Dead ops arcade 2 version of the MOTD crew! Or even the tranzit crew! That would be sweet! Where if you did the good ending you play as the MOTD crew, but the bad ending will leave you to play as another group of people.... Possibly just random soldiers....
  22. Hopefully you won't be saying that for Loooooonnng...... I seriously hope the next map gives us SOMETHING cooler then what we've seen so far...
  23. Buried is by far the greatest map we've had with the main characters... And compleated just about even with MOTD,.. Mob of the dead was a great and is Deffinatly one of the top 5 best maps... But let's be honest these maps ain't got nothin on Moon, Cotd, Shangri-la, or even five.... Waw maps: A Bo1maps: A+! Nuketown: A Tranzit: C Town: B Farm B- Bus depot: B Die rise: B turned diner: C+ MOTD: A Cell block greif: A Buried: A Burough: A-
  24. He does quote a lot of the Older songs: Nightmare: Nightmare Just begun: Abracadaver Lalala: Pareidolia Beauty of annihilation: Beauty of annihilation Becoming "one": The one "Some thing might be coming": A reference to coming home... The songs (with words) that are not referenced: 115 Not ready to die Lullaby for a dead man Carry on Carrion Fall down Rusty cage Where are we going? This some kind of anagram? Rusty Carrion fall where 115 not ready lullaby? lol Oh that's gona drive THAT GUY nuts.... Also Pareidolia was not very metal IMO... The end of the song was the most RELAXING piano course I've ever heard.... Oh i could fall a SLEEP to that (in a good way) !!!
  25. Agreed, even if the O4 don't return (which they totally should in some form) at least the return of 935 is welcome... Now lets see if we can get an ACTUALL trailer from activision... I'm sick of hearing vondihere saying: "Brand new" "experience" "never before" and then getting no trailer... I like the trailers, ALOT I constantly go back and watch the ones from MOTD, shangri la, Cotd, der reise, and even tranzit... If we're getting a whole zombies dlc it doesn't make much sense for vond. To come out anyways....
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