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Sure but the item you want is ununpentium...

Guy 1: Wheres richtofen when you need him? Guy 2: Why do we need him? Guy 1: He's a doctor... Guy 3: Doctor? Doctor who? Guy 1: Ahhhhhhhhhh...... I see what we did there...

This thread may not become relevant now, or in four years, but one day it will: This is my idea of the after math of zombies... When its all over... May that be in black ops 2, cod 11, or cod 21... Forgetting the sad stuff here's my idea: It's a stand alone game sold appart from the call of duty franchise... What it basicly is, is a huge and massive world, where you as yourself, or with players all over the globe come and work together or against each other to move forward in this massive zombies RPG... The solo/offline mode will consist of the zombie storyline, for more info on what I think that will be like see the link in my sig about a zombies storyline... But the more interesting multiplayer mode consist of a design able character of your making moving throughout ZOMBIFIED earth, starting from either a bunker in nuketown, or somewhere else in the world where one of the N4 charracters survived from... Either way, your going to be brought at first along side marelton (or whoever your with) who will teach you how to fight and about how the weaponz system works, the teleporter system, and the ranking system... Here's how they will work: You start off with a simple starter pistol, every time you enter a new zone or teleport, this is all you have... This works as a create a class system with a few slots: 4 for perks, two for weapons (3 with mule kick), leathal grenades, tactical grenades, an equipment slot, and a zombie slot... After leaving your spawn area, your free to roam the outlandish earth, from anywhere to anywhere... All zombies are set to round 5 zombies that spawn out here... But they don't give you points.. Wander a bit and you'll find a telep0rt station: Basicly a tower with a nav card reader under it.. Killing zombies Beneith it will charge it up, the higher the charge the further you can go, but at first all you have access to is the nact arena... The first time around you'll only be able to play solo so it's "solo nact"... Before you enter, your given a screen that shows all the slots you have, but right now you only have the m119 starter pistol, no frags, no secondary... You start at round 1... Now you kill zombies, over and over again until you die... No matter what your score is when you die, your kill count Is added to your overall kill-ometer and by killing 1 zombie your given your first level up: A new Gamemode called wall weapons.. This will allow you to earn points in the game and buy wall weapons provided.- Can be toggled between create a class and wall weapons at anytime by pushing "Y" at the arena screen... After killing 20 zombies your given "multiplayer arenas" meaning now you can play with up to 4 players in an arena... Note: The player who host determines weither your playing wall weapon or class.. As you keep killing you'll unlock more arenas, starting with veruct and moving on, occasionally unlocking special maps never before seen In zombies! (No storyline with those though...) Eventually after succeeding enough you can gain a zombie class choice: These allow a player to use the mysterybox, call a drop using a kill streak counter, cause special rounds like dogs or monkeys, start on later rounds, and other things allong these lines... Working your way through the maps you will eventually hit Assension, here you can either fight your way through and unlock the next map through killing, or by completing the Easter egg wich will unlock the next map automatically... The same goes for any map with an Easter egg... You can't pack a punch your weapons before entering a arena, but you can upgrade your weapon while in the arena... Perma perks still are used on ALL maps! A ranking system will be in play that sticks people with little skill, appart from the pros, there are 100 levels, ranging from 0-slashes 1-bone to 5-slashes, blue eyes, on a nazi zombie's head! Once a player has unlocked all maps, he can revisit the arenas and continue fighting to rank up, also the more times you go down is weighed with the amount of kills you have, headshots also add to your score, as well as revives... Also when you reach tranzit, you can begin to choose which side you wish to accomplish for maxis or richtofen, whoever you choose will change the outcome of your reward! Maxis may give you a DSR but richtofen will give you minion rounds! I think. Covered most of what I ment to.. May have forgoten a few parts.. Tell me if I did...

Oh I hope so... My hope is this: We alternate back and forth between the N4 and the O4, starting with dlc 2 we see tank and co. Back, I'll give you reasons why in a sec, Given the N4 are new and we want to give them a warm welcome, they get the extra slot this time, going from N4 to N4 to O4 to N4 and the final map as the O4... And to anyone who says "their story is over..." look at this: Tank: Constantly breaks the fourth wall, making him gain a comic relief figure, also his memory was returning the last time we saw him, back in moon, we know from quotes from takeo... Nikolai: Has not done a thing for the storyline, and as all good stroytellers know: All characters have a roll... That and he's freaking hilarious... Trayarch isn't just gona toss him... RichtoSam: What does she do now that she's inside richtofen? We MUST know what she does! She has a plan... This brings me a thought, if we do get the next map with samanthia, purhaps we won't be able to perform a richtofen Easter egg, only maxis... And the theird dlc there won't be a maxis Easter egg, only richtofen... Eh.. I'll worry about that later... The big guy: Takeo: We KNOW he has a seceret agenda now... What is his goal? How did he even learn about 935 to begin with? And more importantly... Why did he promise to destroy it? Remember, takeo was jappanesse, and the japs supported 935, a classic proof is the map shi no Numa... Why destroy an ally? And there, logically, they MUST return... Its almost certain...

How dare you say such things! (said in a sad, not angry, way) :cry: Don't you dare curse their names... They will return, they MUST return... As for the map prediction what do we have that points us anywhere? We have coming home that suggest Sam is going home, and we have fall down which suggest going to anywhere in Europe, but then theres ALSO the fact the Eiffle tower would be a perfect tower spot AND we were already told about the original plans for the final zombie map... But here's my point of view: the small little circle on the hidden page on the die rise loading screen... If you notice, the right sided tear in the page is in the EXACT shape of a man, to be more specific a man with glasses, and we only know two of them! Our odd freind marelton, and the pictures of the scientist from Assension... That's right: GERSH! Gersh was released from his prison in the base, and now he romes free... And where would you go if you were a interdiminsional being stuck between dimensions? To the nearest place you could to escape! And what better way to escape an interdiminsional prison then CERN? Surely the technology there, if anywhere, can help him?

Element 115 is radioactive, so the radiation from it may also leak life force out of the aether, causing resurrection through the treatment given by scientist... And from radiation from the missiles... Life-force also seems to overload machines when exposed directly to it...

No, if you get +100% accuracy you will get it. You may have had a claymore out and it somehow missed a Jumping Jack as it ran past, reducing your accuracy. No it was solo, I had a trample steam, and had only just gotten to the box area on the way for galvaknuckles, one shot with the SVU that killed two crawlers, no claymores yet, and I saw the beasts explode when I shot it, I then trained the rest of the monsters around the trample steam, stepping on it only once, and no other shots were fired... Quite puzzling isn't it? Purhaps my game just glitched over or there's a bug with local solo matches... Nobody may have noticed because a lot of the local files were corrupted when we all downloaded them and were just repaired with the update...

If that's the case then purhaps me killing two with one shot gave me some kinda bug where if you fire less bulits then kills counted it doesn't give it to you?

But that's it, I only fired the gun once, and it killed two of the freak bags as they were climbing up the little ledge, I saw it... But still no perk...

A better idea is to have a sort of part despencer in spawn, and make spawn hard to reach once you leave, then inorder to build a perk machine, you would need to return to spawn to grab another part needed for the machine like this: Bace: Found near machine table Perk machine: Found near table Life force: Found in a despencer at spawn, will keep spawning one life force every time it is used. So every perk CAN be built, but each additional perk means running the map to get back to spawn, and then back to the bench, so there is sacrafice, but it's still possible to get 4 perks of the team's choice...

I found a new possible glitch today... My Xbox live ran out and I was playing on solo, I had an svu and a trample steam Infront of the box spawn, I killed all the jumpers with either a dirrect shot from my SVU or from guiding them onto the trample steam and never missed, for some reason it never gave me my perk however... This has happened twice now... I should also mention that I DID accidentally step on the trample steam once, does this cause the perk award to deteriorate?

While many people think of the plague as being the song's subject, I think it's actually the sweating sickness that took out a large chunk of Europe when it it, and the legend that it came as an early form of bio-warfare from china...

Look it's very simple how ALL zombies are born... A dangerous substance emerges... Someone studies it... They do something stupid and/ or dangerous... Zombie chemicals are released... People become zombies... World becomes devastated... Almost everyone dies EXEPT a small group of people who find a cure... Civilization restarts without zombies... And that's the basic story of ALL zombie games, movies, you name it!

Ok! Back on track I found a new song that would be awsome: uprising by muse, epic song for those whove heard it!

the Trample stream is the ultimate troll tool haha, it would be a shit show if you actually had two different teams placing them in hidden areas or in any area that can screw you over and get you flung off the map Camouflage trample steams...

Purhaps Nikolai tank and RichtoSam will join takeo in his endeavors...

:lol: ! Awww...

Ooooooohhhh YOU GUYS ARE GONA LOVE THIS! Ok this is a VERY special seceret mode that is ONLY avaible to a player who has compleated the WHOLE master Easter egg for either maxis or richtofen! Gamemode: Carry on... Basicly this mode is a MASSIVE war between the maxis servants and richtofen slaves! If you did the Easter eggs for richtofen your awarded with a blue aura and play for the blue team and if you did maxis you get the same thing, but with red! (that keeps bothering me, maxis always seemed like a blue type of guy, but if his spires are red, so be it...) It's a HUGE map, but it will be an 8 person map... There must be some kind of mechanism we can use, even if it's a server, to improve lag problems... A whole new map area called "the past" will be used here... Basicly some of the most important bits of each of the maps will be combined into one super map! So maybe the diner, the left half of nuketown, and the budda room will all be together.. Map wise your going to spawn in the mist in the middle of nowhere.. Alone... Your given 1:00 to find an area... (There are no denizens here btw)... Wander a bit until you find a place you know, Weither it be a hole in the floor that leads to the elevator shaft from die rise, or the spire from tranzit, and hold off there, after round 2 you can gain better weapons and will have another 1:00 to wander... Eventually your going to find someone who ISNT on your side of the war however... Meaning a maxis servant found a richtofen slave or vice versa, and then the hunt begins! Kill the opposing player by either having the zombies do it for you, or taking them out like they were a round 20 zombie... Buildables are avaible, such as the trample steam and the jet gun, and everything you need to KICK ASHes of those who you destroy.... Note: Everyone respawns the following round, with all their equipment and weapons, but no perks... Which ever team survives the longest wins! Oh and one more thing: There are perks to being a part of maxis or richtofen's group... Maxis's group has more technological advantages, such as teleporters and the ability to have turbines before the power is turned on, (which it is at some point by one team or another) and access shortcuts ony avaible to those with a turbine: Be carefull a richtofen slave doesn't pick yours up! However richtofen has the ability to last-ditch his team by turning them into one zombie after death: Thus the turned controls come to action... Like wise he also allows perma perks to be earned durring the game, but only durring the game! Meaning having quicker-revive before entering the game is useless... Note: If a maxis slave manages to kill you before you fade out, you will not return as a zombie, also there are no nameplates for who your hitting: Make sure it's an opposing team mate... In short this mode is a special unlocked mode after all the zombie Easter eggs after the last dlc... Once in a game your on a huge mixture of all the maps, constantly on the lookout for better weapons, perks, and equipment/buildables to make it easier to fight zombies, and more importantly, rival teammates... I beleive it was the walking dead who said: Kill the dead, fear the living... Last team standing wins! Then we truely see who's better: Maxis or Richtofen!

Let's just hope a bunch of teenage girls don't start running around screaming TEAM RICHTOFEN! :roll:

I'm not saying your wrong but were talking about before kino... As for the song, I can see why you don't like carrion... But in my opinion it was more fitting then Ima try it out... And yeah rissole... Derailed like every episode of Thomas the train... Ever... Say what you want about that show but there was more damage in it then any other kids show I watched...

More of an inference, but if I had to guess there will almost certainly be a choise somewhere along the line, could be in the next dlc, could be in the last one! We'll find out soon enough!

Grill, your my hero, I do hate that you had to partake in all this... Thank you! I will try to refrain from engagement in the future....

The first map sounds like it came from the walking dead... But I like the museum map! Very creative having a night and day cycle! Purhaps it could be on an asteroid and it's constantly rotating from night to day!

Oh... But the rośe was just poured... Tsk tsk... Maybe another time... But likewise I don't think it maters what side you chose, once you compleat one side. Who's to stop you from doing the other side's afterwards anyways?

No it's not realistic, it's being a know it all... And failing at it by trying to consider accurate information as false... I didn't fly off the Handel, maybe a bit frustrated, but in no way livid... And again don't lecture me, especially about adversity... You obviously have some other form of pain your ventilating into this conversation... Purhaps people around you are driving their big fancy cars with their nice wives to their nice houses? And purhaps you feel cheated or pathetic for not being able to accomplish as much? Now now boy, do cheer up... Everything gets better... __________ Also I don't appreciate being called a whiner Caddy, would you rather me say nothing and not speak my mind, ruins the point of a forum don't ya think? Or purhaps agree with him despite inaccurate facts? Or purhaps you would like me to become truely angry? Nein, Im taking care of the situation in the most sophisticated manor I know... Grill all I can think about now is killing zombies with the song: Why can't we be freinds ? Now... LOLOLOLOL :lol: