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Is this leaked info or did trayarch release it? I find out now!

Please speak clearer... This isn't Skype...

Sonar-ale - Allows the player to detect where a zombie stands more easily by it's screams, it will also add a green- hit marker that doesn't ACTUALY mean you've been hit, but is simply there to warn you there is a zombie behind you... For example let's say your facing one dirrection and killing mass hordes of freak bags, then a little troll zombie try's to sneak up behind you, not this time! Green hit marker ---> red hitmarker--> run! instead of the normal Red hitmarker --> red screen--> game over you survived 21 rounds....

Purhaps The weapon can be similar to the wave gun: you kill zombies with one mode and slowly gain power, the more power you have the stronger the other mode will be when you use it... Simplified: Regular mode: shoot--->kill zombies NORMALY... Power mode: shoot---> does small amount of damage... Power mode after killing many-a zombies with regular mode: shoot---> Big powerful gersh-cannon!--->back to normal power mode... So killing zombies doesn't give you more amo, just stronger amo!

I no I found information somewhere that shows they HAVE to give us a new map.... But it's possible that in addition to a new map, there is somehow going to be an obtainable nav card that would do something with the green run map. My theory, as I've stated before many-a-times, is that when the new dlc is released there will be an update that effects green run's tranzit mode... After the Easter egg on the other map with characters other then the ones at green run, richtofen or maxis will be pleased and award the green run's characters with a nav card that they can then use at the table to do SOMETHING! Perhaps a new weapon, perhaps deadshot or PHD or mule kick can be the result, maybe the eater egg will continue, or a new section of the map will open, could be all 4 or a combo of those.... WHO KNOWS? :lol:

The jet gun and the flame thrower are power weapons, as there is no wonder to them... As for the gersh-gun I would love to see it... If its a buildable I would love to see this: a wonder weapon that has different types of modes depending on how you build it... For example there will always be 3 constant parts launcher, Handel, trigger, ect. BUT the fourth part could be different: lets say a fire cannon is one out come, a water cannon could be another, and perhaps if you did the Easter egg you could build the black hole launcher! Oh what a glorious weapon! :twisted:

It is possible that the flames in previous maps are a lot hotter and more deadly then the lava at green run... I mean look: the lava doesn't kill you instantly like the fire trap did if you were to walk in it... My theory is that the fire on previous maps is alot stronger and more violent, and the lava has slight protection, due to foot wear and dead flesh...

Or how a bus survived a nuke, unmoved.... (nuketown)

I am quite angry, and I may have gone a little overboard on the text... Its like that because no one hardly even noticed it when It wasn't in big colored letters... I think the reason I'm truely angry, is that when this guy makes a thread about it everyone enjoys it... Yet when I post multiple times (post, not seperate threads, there's only one of my threads about it), no one seems to care... This isn't the first time something like this has happened to me, on this site, Eather... And I'm honestly kinda fed up....

Forget the zombies, how the hell did the corn survive?

Ahem.... MY head..... and sorry that "URL" is soposed to be an underline... But because I'm using a iPad whenever I highlight the word it covers it up... Sorry about that... :oops:

Woh Woh WOH! THIS IS MY IDEA FROM WEEKS AGO! :evil: Y U STEALING?!?! I came up with collecting the nav cards from other dlcs weeks ago! I've been fascinated with it for weeks! :evil:

Muahahaha ...

Watch trayarch not show a single person throughout the trailer.... I hope they do something like shangri la with the music and not go down the same rought eh did with moon, I didn't like the cod zombie labs thing...

PLUS! the dlc should have a bigger Easter egg, sense all the hard parts are finished, oh I hope it's Wunderbar...

Just trying to interprete a Hugo strange quote into the title...

That maybe the Easter egg is temporarily done with? I mean think about it, trayarch had to code 2 seperate Easter eggs into green run, that's hard to do... Now I'm NOT saying it's compleatly over, not by a long shot. Why else would trayarch implant those mysterious lights and the unreadable nav card machine? No it's not over... But I don't think we can do anything about it right now... My theory is that green run will be the only map with marelton misty russman and Samule, in black ops 2, BUT green run will become upgraded with every new dlc released... So: 1: Receive new update, green run gets a new area in the coding, and we also get a new map with takeo tank Nikolai and Sam. 2: by completing the dlc's easter egg you are rewarded with a special nav card to use of green run. 3: by completing what we know about the Easter egg so far and inserting your new nav card into the spire, you can gain access to the new area, and by extension, the next part of the Easter egg. 4: once all the dlcs are released and you've compleated all the Easter eggs, you can go back to green run and find all the new hidden areas, and finish the green run Easter egg compleatly! Resulting in a likely 100gs....

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Well think about it... Moon is bigger then kino right? And Assension is bigger then kino, as well as cotd and shangri la... So the dlcs for black ops 2 must be bigger right? (by which we mean BIGGER trayarch, not more cheep fog) Plus with the move to the multiplayer engine, zombies can now use the same graphics from the mp maps, making graphic design easier! I don't even need a map as big as green run, heck if it means less fog I'd prefer it, so if trayarch comes out with a slightly smaller tranzit style map, I'm happy!

Oh I'd love to see the return of the china lake, metruska dolls, and law.... Couldn't imagine a better game... :roll:

I hope not... I hated the spire and how it makes little to no sense... The Assension Easter egg made sense because the multiple mechanisms connected to the big ather mechanism, the cotd was inorder to help bring up a sub and help richtofen and co. Shangri la was all bits of anchient machines and locks used to activate crystals... And moon was pretty streight forward with the mpd. But tranzit... I can't make heads or tails of how the denzen portals and spire work... There isn' t a whole lot that "makes sense" (in a sense) to me about it... Purhaps it's mearly because I don't know it's purpose yet... But I don't want the same type of machine to be used twice... Takes away form the mystery...

You don't just get to stop killing zombies with tank nikolai and takeo, especially if the other option is to play as a whimp an old man a fat crazy theorist and the worlds toughest girl... No offense but I find it MUCH easier to do crazy wondrous who knows what as our favorite 115 subjects and possessed nazi scientist... You CAN squeeze some theory out of the green sprinters, but let's be honest we ALL have loved the origionals a lot longer then the new guys.... And I for one don't want to fix a character line up that isnt broken! 8-)

Inspired by tankeo... BUAHHHA! I LOVE IT! He deserves some kind of tribute for all the good that guy has done to this site! (Even if that good is constant disagreement with me.) A toast to him! However I bring bad news as well as this toast.... I beleive the box cult isn't the only problemb we have on our controllers... We've got the masters of box-prostitution, and the Jesus of bad training, the harley quin of annoyance, the mother of all that is wrong and pessimistic with zombies! The kids... "Leme hit the bowx!" "Yaw wana do da Easter egg?" WHY ARE DESE PEPOL TAWKING TO ME!" "MAMA MAKE ME A SAWICH!" Oh they're the absolute worst! If the box cult is the equivalent of a newyork mafia, then the children are as bad as the illuminati... :twisted: We must do all we can to sease this horror! That is why, by the power invested in me by the memory of the face psalm emote and the gift of brains! I here by give the task of creating the counter action of the cult to you EJ! May the emotes be kind... (oh good)

This is likely just a glitch and e sound you heard may have come from another sourse... But on the off chance it's not, .... What if russman is neither richtofen or maxis... What if russman...is a vrill ya?... Or worse....

Like I said, New update is released that slightly alters green run as well as provides dlc---> Buy new dlc---> compleat Easter egg---> obtain nav card---> compleat tower of babble---> insert card---> ride bus to new area... We have new zombies, as well as a way to balance the z-crew with the green sprinters (see what I did there... It's green run... Nevermind)...