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Greetings, as most of you should know by now there is more then one way to compleat the tower of babble Easter egg on the latest map: Green run. One way of completing this task is to fallow the genious and benelovant earth shatterer super computer-AI, Dr Ludwig Maxis! Whom is currently stranded on the moon, or rather... In a computer on the moon... And the other way is with Richtofen... Here is a link to the Richtofen Minions thread: http://callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=120&t=25158 This thread I have created, is crafted specifically to fallow the minds of the maxis slaves. The cunning minds of the ones who serve maxis in his path to victory over the Richtofen Minions! Feel free to post your favorite maxis quotes, as well as discuss his next motive, or how to counter Richtofen's schemes! Now, there may be slight... (static).... NOW GO FORTH MY TROOPsssss(static)... as Maxis's AI will constantly take control of this broadcast. All rights reserved by the StopMockingMe (SMM) Corporation, Assension project, and whoever the heck keeps leaving radios EVERYWHERE!

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As Most of us know by now there are 2 ways to compleat the tower of babble Easter egg, by listening to either our favorite malicious, yet hilarious, ather-king and nazi genious, Dr. Edward Richtofen! Or through maxis.... So, given how you compleat the easter egg I'm guessing will change the role you choose to take when future dlcs come in, if theres anymore split Easter eggs at all. I created this thread to help gather the richtofen minions, who are loyal to the current ather-king. For the maxis slaves I will create a new thread for you as well : http://callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=120&t=25159&p=242832#p242832 Feel free to post your favorite Richtofen quotes, as well as any ideas on what he will do next, and any other information revolving around "THE DOCTOR!". All rights reserved by the Der atzi foundation, trayarch, and the illuminati...

Marlton- Caucasian male genious, but a bit of a baby... I think the machines he builds last longer then the rest, but I can't be sure... Neutral relationship towards Samule, dislikes rusman, and has a unknown relation towards misty. Samule- a torest :roll:, who is also a conspiracy theorist , and aperiantly can talk to richtofen through the voices in his head, Thinks of misty as a "bimbo", unknown relation with Marlton, and has a sort of rather-son relationship with rusman from what I have gathered... Misty- the girl from the poster who is somewhat of a feminist, hates Samule, unknown relationship with rusman, and has a soft side for marlton... Unknown if they are brother and sister or husband and wife or no relation at all... Rusman- the african American old man who is not afraid of a bit of work, is REALY discusting (not being racist, he is literally just discusting, once when I was trying to get the jet gun on solo I ran out of amo and kept having to hear him say: "I have no amo AND I haven't shit in a week? Gettin ol sucks!" ) father son relationship with samule(or Sammy), unknown with the others....

I'm a tad concerned... If the Easter egg does indeed split in 2, one with whatever maxis did with the Harrp, and one where richtofen used the Harrp to heal the earth, is it possible that when the new dlc is released the map will be different to richtofen siders, and maxis siders? Probobly not, heck, maxis may be trying to heal the earth as well, but those orange-death looking beams tell me otherwise... Still I can't wait for the new dlc and to truely find out who the real bad guy is in this (obviously richtofen is evil, but he could be an antihero), as well as if my favorite zombie sleighing wonders return(And if samanthia has finally shut up, GAH! Her richtofen voice is SO annoying...) So I guess you could say: Only time will tell what new questions await us in this THEATER OF THE DAMNED!

Well maxis is back too, he seems mad as always...

I wasn't! I saw some leaked gameplay of the skrillex song, and honestly, it was awful... Not awful as in didn't fit with the atmosphere, I mean the song it's self was absolute crap...

Dear diary, (no I do not REALY keep a diary) today I found out you can use a turbine to power a perk temporarily, once it's power ran out its effects were lost however, I also learned that you can turn the power OFF! Yes it's an actual switch now instead of a permanent change. I have yet to see if the perk's power dies with the power...

CALLED IT! I found a replica of NACT! I think it was in the cornfield but I couldn't be sure I got REALY lost...

It was cut out! Skrillex is out! WOOOOH! Or atleast the teddybear Easter egg wise... The next song isn't ax7 if I'm right but there's no dubstep from what I heard so.... WOH!

Get this, I have to go to school then to a 2 hour wrestling practice, all the while praying that my procrastinating father was able to pick up the game while he was near the only GameStop within 100 miles from where I live... I feel disappointment in my near future...

I think that each individual dlc will contain a map like nuke town zombies , and possibly a new tranzit for each section. Sure it's a TON of work, but then again... I can't think of anything more perfect!

(pops bottle of champaign) (opens bottle of large lettering) VÜNDERBAR

Shtüpid lower generation and their stüpid yolo... -what richtofen would say if he were us...

Dang it...I only read the top part and thought I was going mad... So I went out and bought a 1800s mad hatter suit compleat with pocket watch and collapsible oversized top hat... then I took madness lessons from Tim burton... Then I came home, felt accomplished, and read the rest... Now I feel stupid... (just kidding)

Skrillex... I loath you entirely...

That was a very short "long story"...

1: warning this spoiler is rated pg13 for adult language [spoiler=]Fuck.... Now every 12 year old douche will start to scream: Turn on the dubstep! Yolo! Please tell me your full of it! 2: Please do NOT release leaked information until atleast 24 hours after the first launch please.... Edit: and now the spoiler button isn't working... Ffffffuuuuuu! You know what, I don't even care! Also another spoiler don't read unless you won't be offended by spoilers, Or language... [spoiler=]Trayarch if any of you EVER get to read this, I can honestly say: How could you... You sold out on us! You put DUBSTEP in ZOMBIES! Multiplayer is one thing, and it's Totaly ok to have it there! BUT ZOMBIES ISN'T SOPOSED TO SOUND LIKE ROBOT SEX! And you want to know why trayarch put that crap In there? So every teenage yolo fagot will buy it! You put teenage yolo-ers WUB WUB WUB in front of the loyal zombie lover's metal core! You make me sick! Rage over...

Not every perk, just one. Infact the perk could be that it would help you build things faster!

Uuuuuhhh.... I hope the last few hours don't take forever I have wrestling practice..... I need that to fly by as quick as possible....

This is NOT leaked info, this is my opinion... I think that only quick revive and another new perk can be used before power... This may be because A: it is like quick revive on solo and it's effects are different in multiplayer, so it's cheep and power-less here, B: The electro-boss I've heard so much about, Jk, can be used to power it maybe? C: killing the boss gets you a perk drop Or D: You have to build the perk machine... Using build-able items! I like the sound of that!

Quite right, Time of death, 11:45pm eastern standard time, subjects name is "Dubstep in Black Ops 2 Zombies?" cause of death: dubstep isn't in black ops 2 zombies. No amount of 115 seems to bring it back, it is now, fully, dead...

I have something I would LOVE to add, but can't so... See you in 24 hours and 58 minutes!

Don't give up hope, there might still be stalker zombies... None of us Know yet!