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Died a hero, didn't become the villain!

One thing I noticed about the gum-balls were that I don't think their effects last forever. I mean the purple one turned one invisible to zombies. But you can't be permanently invisible. You also can't set off a nuke every time you get slapped.... I think gum-balls are temporary perks, but this is concerning. Are ALL the perks temporary? I can't imagine they'd have a map this big and then require you to constantly keep buying juggernog and/or quick revive in solo. Maybe some gum-balls are permanent, others arn't? Maybe the map is just so big we don't even have any footage of perks? Maybe all the perks are in one area like a bar? We'll have to see... Also, I should mention there is another character, the dark man.

I LOVE noir! PLUS! THIS GIVES US THE BIGGEST MYSTERY ABOUT THIS MAP YET! WHO IS THE DARK MAN? Remember there's only one reason to hide a man's face: To keep the audience from knowing who he is.... So, is it someone of significance? I know the actor has been released, anyone know who he is?

OK! So dogs are returning, as is the mauser.... But who is B-Ley?

KEEP EM COMMING MATUZZ-Y! These are great! We got a wall weapon, a tentacley skull, and SO much more!

Yup. This is the most amazing thing I've read today! Now explain it using gum-balls!

Ok so character run-down: -Boxing champion -Harlet - Good but Dirty Detective it seems -Mad man circus professor. Oh, and Cathulu. Also anyone else think its a bit self-absorbed to build a continuation onto BOTH of the maps Jason Blunder was a part of?

Huh.... The 3rd instance of backwards time travel....

Looks like it is another hell-based map... Only instead of regular catholic dante-esque hell this is some Cathulu shit.... PLEASE let THIS be the map song:

HA! DOUBLE WUNDERBAR!

We have nact on 3 of the 3 zombies games released.

I'm not questioning zombies. And good!

I just want my DBShotgun! I got headshots for DAYS with that thing!

For 360 and PS3 only? Or does everyone get only two players in camp?

This map is going to be fantastic! What I expect is that they'll likely give us the same layout as der-reise, which is roughly the same size as nuke town, and then just add a shit-ton of fun things, a few bonus modes, and maybe access to the robot-construction site! (Easter-egg: Build the robot anyone?)

So.... We're getting an innovated and better map... Almost like the map has been...... Pack-a-Punched.....

It's also critical to mention that in tiny white letters bellow the juggernog collectors poster, there IS a small tid-bit about some of the DLC not being available on all consoles. This likely means that some DLC will not even be bothered to be transferred from 1 and 4 to 360 and 3. This could just be some gun camos, but it could mean they arn't getting whole maps! Guess we'll have to wait and see. Whats Ironic is that I JUST bought a new mini-fridge for my next semester.... Damn it...

WOO! MADE THE FIRST THREAD FOR A TOPIC! I feel special!

So we're actually going to see the der reise facility IN OPPERATION (or shortly afterwards)

No, as of right now "THE GIANT" is only listed as a juggernog special edition exclusive. Although if I had to guess, it will become part of the Pre-order and/or season's pass bonuses, then finally be released as a micro-transaction shortly after the first DLC drops.

Ok, so with the release of the Juggernog special edition pack, we get the lovely addition of the in-game zombies map: THE GIANT. Now, they likely won't ONLY offer this map to those who fork over 200USD for an epic but unnecessary mini-fridge and coasters. (Actually on that note, we can confirm that Double-Tap, Speed-Cola, Quick-Revive, and Juggernog are returning) So it's likely going to be either a pre-order bonus and/or a seasons pass bonus and then be released for a micro-transaction later on. What's REALLY interesting about this map is that it's a pre-sequel! The map is said to take place at the Der-Reise facility fallowing the events of Nikolai, Tank, Takeo, and Richtofen AFTER THE EVENTS OF ORIGINS! Holy crap WTH! I assume this will just be a re-make of the map, likely holding 4 perks, the PAP, the box, and all that good stuff. But here are 4 points I'd REALLY like to look into: -Buildables: If buildables return in this map, could it be possible WE build the traps and things of Der Reise here? Maybe that big hole in the wall where quick revive is, could be the result of OUR doing! -Returning weaponry- In Origins we were offered both exciting new weapons, like the Mauser, and weapons from past games like the MP40 and the STG. So in this map, are we starting off with the mauser again, will the thompson and my baby the double barrel shotgun return? Only time will tell what new questions await us in this THEATER OF THE DAMNED! -Boxes: In origins there were soul boxes, will there be soul boxes here to? What about the mystery box? Is is ancient, normal, hellish or something we've never seen before? I think the PAP is going to be normal, but I don't know that either. -The fly trap: For those who don't know, there's a super secret easter egg called "the fly trap" in Der reise, with little to no reward for completion, but is considered to be the ORIGINAL zombies easter egg. PERHAPS, THIS time when we activate it, we somehow give samantha control of the zombies or something.

Oh what a day.... WHAT A LOVELY DAY!

Well.... We don't know this.... Also didn't I point out a flaw in just about every notion that those first guys were nova 6s? That's really directed speculation, not confirmed. HOWEVER, it is INCREDIBLY likely to see more then one map at launch, and these zombies DO appear to be different. I think you may have it backwards. What if the nazi-zombie map is hell where the O4 are trapped, and this map is in chicago? Think about it! To atone for their sins hell (argartha) is where sam now rules and is sending the O4 on missions for herself in their memories of older maps. Meanwhile the real power struggle is happening above! Theorys remember, just theories. But once again, we've been blinded by a hat! The real question is: What are those odd red symbols on the wall?

OR WAS IT? DUN_DUN_DUN!