Tankeo Dempsaki

ANOTHER Zombies fanatic? God, we've got way too many of those already. Leave, just leave. We have no place for you here. All the rooms have been rented out. Begone you lowly knave! :D

Bonjour DieHard! General Zombie Discussion, Zombie Research Facility and the Zombie Asylum are the places for decoding the story. Although you probably already saw that.... well... Welcome!

I've seen you around here Richtoffen, nice to see you introduce yourself.

Bonjour! I'd invite you to a game over Xbox, but alas, your Gamertag is impossible to understand. Anyway, like Hellhound, your rounds are better than mine. If you get video proof of these rounds, you can go to the correct thread and get a shiny new round 30 Nikolai medal that you can flaunt around. YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME! I GET IT!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO AND PLAY WiTH YOUR COOL NEW FRIENDS!!!!! anyway, welcome to CoDz.

Hey Banks! Recently StarwarsBob made a thread simply to say that YOUR video was the best he'd ever seen in a long time. How suspicious you'd join now............................................................................................................................................................................ Anyway, welcome to CoDz! Here we've got strategy, story, community, integrity, zombie movie-.....e....

I actually know someone else named FeelTheVoltage. And... LackingVoltage... Is there something going on I don't know about? Anyway, welcome to CoDz! 41 on Ascension is better than I've ever gotten. Here you can pretty much find anything related to zombies, almost like we've got OCD. Strategies for each and every map grace the halls of the aptly named strategy section, along with our top theorists deciphering the story in the Discussion, Research Facility, and Asylum.

Well, about 99% of the players who play like that are unwilling to learn, much less look for a guide on an obscure website.

I hate to be rude, but isn't most of this common knowledge? Get headshots Be wise with points move/run trains pack-a-punch at high rounds Ammo will be scarce later on Stay alive? I mean, I love ya Jay, but again, does anyone really not know this? :oops:

Commander, there is no solo Easter Egg. There is no way for one person to press all four buttons to activate it. Even with the Ballistic Knife and Stamin-Up. The only way to activate the eclipse is to press those four buttons. The only way to do the Easter Egg is to activate the Eclipse multiple times and do the steps while the Eclipse is active. Alot of the steps are designed for multiple people. An example being the step where you must step on the runes on the two sides of the map. You need two people to step on the same rune. Even if you could activate the Eclipse, which you can't. For the next step, three people must stand on the plate underneath the waterslide, with a fourth person landing on it to complete the step. All of which must be done during an eclipse that you CAN'T ACTIVATE. Can someone please lock or delete this (now pointless) thread?

Do you honestly think that? :facepalm:

Don't get this started Hellhound. And frankly, I can't tell if that's racist or not. :lol:

There is the mainframe's model/mysterious circle colors thing on the ceiling of the little room the Pack-a-punch machine sits in under the Tower. I think it's just there to help power the Tower/teleporter/mainframe.

The Corpse really intrigues me, especially since it's a unique model. Could have been that they intended for "Patient zombies" to spawn from the labs as ell, and didn't finish the model, then just left whatever they were doing there on the floor. Of course, I might be over-analyzing, and probably didn't communicate my idea very well. But still, Treyarch isn't really one to put corpses in their maps. aside from a few feet sticking out of vents/boilers/whatever in Der Riese, the maps are mostly clean, aside from blood. Possibly, they intended for corpses to be littered about the map, giving a much darker feel. However, this idea might have been scrapped due to space/maneuverability issues, or that Treyarch is frankly, making their maps less gory. Look at Moon. Completely scrubbed down. Just spitballing ideas here...

'Sup God! Haven't seen you in a while? How's it hangin' up there in the Great Blue Sky? Didn't think I'd see you on CoDz... Anyway, my GT's in my sig, up for Zombies or Mortal Kombat 9. Based on your avatar, Mary's doing well, eh? 8-)

If so, this guy gets brains, although now he's probably going to say that's what he meant just to get them.

strong french/10 I will try to translate very badly: Hello my new friend. I'm Tankeo, something or other whatever seigneur de vole means. Welcome to CoDz! We can help you with work and play. Right now, is your favourite band dethklok? Is that even close brah? Hello my new friend, I be Tankeo, Lord of the Flies! Welcome to CoDz! We can help you with work or play. Now, what's your favorite Dethklok song?

Bonjour mon neuveaux ami! J'ai Tankeo, Seigneur de Vole! Bienvenue a CoDz! Nous as aide tu a ton travailles et jouer. Metennant, Est-que ton chanson favourite a Dethklok?

I knew someone would say that. My theory on that is that way on in production, (like, near the deadline) they scrapped an earlier idea for a machine (possibly the Amm-o-matic) and they needed a new perk quick, so they chose from the list of multiplayer perks and chose Double Tap. also, another explanation could be that it increases the speed at which you can pull the trigger to be faster than the gun would normally allow. Also, while I'm on this subject, I remember people saying none of these perks have to be logical or realistic, as this game has no realism or logic. I personally saw that as an outright insult to theorists like you, Tac, thoughts? What would make the game easier?

http://callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=20421&hilit=+Perk+ideas+what+we+want There is a thread about this already. Please post there, or a Dweller can merge/bump the thread. Anyway, KNIFE-AID! Costs 3000 points, increases your knife lunge range to that of commando, and well, I already have a thread about it... http://callofdutyzombies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=21019&hilit=+Knife+Aid also, as I LAMENTED about on the other thread, please remember that perks increase a human's natural capabilities, like Stamin-up helping you run faster. It just doesn't affect guns or anything else, so please don't post things like a perk that makes all of your bullets incendiary rounds, because badass as that may be, it just doesn't make logical sense. I love Perks though, and want to see more from people!

Please use the Search function, horrible as it is. We have had this thread MANY times before. The main votes go to the Wunderwaffe and the Thundergun/Zap Guns. People like the Wunderwaffe for the nostalgia/ other reasons, and people like the Thundergun and Zap Guns because they can kill the most zombies out of the WunderWeapons. There's also the other weapons which get sparse votes around the board. Then someone (usually MixMasterNut or MurderMachine) will bring out a chart of values saying how many zombies each weapon can kill. People will defend the WunderWeapons with the Insta-Kill factor, and people who like the WunderWaffe will often stay true to their weapon because they are diehard loyalists, (no offense) even though it is not nearly the most effective. In short, use the search bar.

:? ... :cry: Well, you must be very bad at aiming, because that's never happened to me. Yeah, because being able to knife for 10 minutes on the way to round 10 and almost never do it again (unless you get the Ballistic Knife, which is a rare box pull) because it's so freaking ineffective is just dandy. Besides, this perk is supposed to synergize with the Bowie Knife, as buying it on it's own is next to pointless. This perk is supposed

I know it's in the wrong section, blame whichever of the Dwellers that moved it from "Treyarch's Next Game". " Alot of Perks are worthless in the higher rounds, Speed Cola, Stamin-Up, Deadshot Daiquiri, Double Tap,and this one would serve you well at least into the high-twenties. PLUS: Switching weapons faster would allow you to get to the wonderweapon in "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!" Situations. You can't lunge on the PC? That should be an easy enough fix, and even then it could just be "PC padded" like Deadshot.

Can we please just let this thread die? THERE IS NO SOLO EASTER EGG.

Afro you may be on Xbox, but you're never ON Xbox. You're on like every other weekend at like 3 in the morning. Any other time you're online it says "Away" :evil:

How am I supposed to follow that one up Afro... -__- Flareon was always my favourite of the Evee evolutions, but I could never find a DAMN FIRE STONE!!!!!!!!!!! BLLAAAAAAUUUUUGH! I WANTED A FLAREON! AND A NINETAILS! AND ANARCANINE! THREE OF THE PRETTIEST, MOST GRACEFUL, AND FREAKING BADASS POKEMON IN THE GAME! Anyway, welcome Flareon. It's a shame you're not on Xbox. (NOBODY'S ON XBOX!) I be Tankeo, Lord of the Flies! I don't do anything notable here, so I can't direct you to any guides or stuff like that. Anyway, what's your favorite Dethklok song?