Tankeo Dempsaki

RPK is AK-47's brother. It wins on that alone. Plus it's light, has better sights and shoots faster. Those Russians know guns.

What exactly did the crawlers give to the story? The fact they're failed experiments by Maxis is all I got... We don't even have their origin.

What did the OP mean by "Dogs glitching out every rounds"? and yes, I gotta go with BlamCo. here, please don't make a thread to complain about a subject.

I apologize.I was just trying to get my point across.

It's not intended behavior. That's what makes it a glitch. What's the full and complete zombies story then? What? You don't know? So you're not from Treyarch? How do you know it's not intended behavior? Did a dev. ever say so? I've never seen one say it...

To get the astronaut to dance, you mustbe in the air from a launcher,and the Astronaut's targeting gets screwed up (I think) but yeah. So getting him to dance is extremely difficult. Smart move by Treyarch though. They knew it might've happened so they programmed an Easter egg into it. I still wanna see how the Moonwalking is a glitch though... :?

Well, you could shoot him... Dunno if killing him would stop him chasing you or not... In seriousness, It is either not a glitch at all, so ingrained into the coding they can't do anything about it, or they're choosing not to patch it. Notice how the Astronaut enters an entirely new animation when it moonwalks. The developers would have to code in that animation, along with when it happens. This lends credence the thought that it isn't a glitch. However, MixMasterNut (Or MurderxMachinex) said that it could be buried so far back into the coding they would have to dismantle the entire map to get back to it. Zombies chasing after you with their heads blown off was originally a glitch, and the developers thought that was "Totally badass" and left it in. They could like this "glitch" as well, and simply decide to keep it in. However, because of the animation coded in, I figure it's not a glitch, and wonder how people ever got that idea.

Hey, that wasn't a comedy bit, I worked somewhat hard on that list. Anyway, I'm sorry, but if you can afford a gaming $200 - $100 Gaming console, a TV to play it on, and an $80 - $50 video game, (presumably others too) AND a 60$ LIVE Membership, (PS3 N/A) it seems you could go out and buy a $10 mic. Just Saying :ugeek:

But why wouldn't you? Every Xbox 360 comes with a mic and cheap ones are only around 10$. Plus, the peaon reviving you could have: A: Bought Quick Revive B: Checked the area for zombies C: Don't revive someone while being chased by a giant horde D: "Pass off" Your zombies to someone else E: Throw a freaking monkey F: Throw a Gersche Device G: Quickly kill off your zombies with headshots\Wunderweapons and revive while they respawn H:Lead the zombies into a nearby trap and revive while they respawn I: I believe there's a glitch that will allow you to have your weapon out while reviving someone J: (Something I do) Stand behind the person so your train can't get to you as fast K: Have teammates cover you while you revive them L: Stamin-up will allow you to get to the person before the horde descends, giving you both enough time to get out of the way M: STOP reviving the person and just RUN N: Throw lots of grenades/blow them da fuq UP so they will become crawlers and get to you slower O: Simply get to them faster P: Use the terrain to your advantage, like forcing them to drop off a ledge, this will impede their progress y that second you need to revive them Q: Both get behind an activated lightning/fire trap and simply watch the zombies die as you revive your buddy R: If you can, find a safe-spot like a Lander to revive them on S: Don't be afraid to let them hit you once or twice, just revive and run (like hell) T: If the zombies are still spawning, this can be easier than reviving next to a full horde U: Get Superhands to do it. V: Start sprinting a distance away from your teammate, to put as much distance as possible between you and the zombies W:If your teammate is reliable and you have recovery points, take the risk X: You could just ignore them all together if your situation is dire Z: In the early rounds, you could simply try to kill as many as possible as fast as possible to end the round, but this isn't recommended. And THAT, my friends, is what you can do to stop getting killed from behind while reviving someone who is out of ammo.

The mic is there for exactly that purpose.

I was going to vote Juliet Starling as the best zombie slayer, but upon reading, I see you were referring to COD. :?

Please learn how to speak/type properly.

For the people who hate quick scoping, it's hard. It's very hard. The people that do it effectively have kind of earned the right.

Well, it's supposed to be reflexes, but yes, it's having a better connection than the other guy. That's why I always lose. I swear, If I didn't lag I could get Juggernauts easy.

:cry: that means your on PS3. I don't get to play with anyone.... :cry: Favourite Dethklok song?

At this point dubstep is pop music directed at dudes.

That's where you're wrong! I shall use a global EMP to take out the worlds computer systems, allowing me to take over each world government one at a time, and I shall rule earth! My inauguration speech as Emporer of the wod will probably go something like: Tremble you weaklings, Cower in fear, I am the ruler of land sea and air! Or something like that.

Or trying to save the entire world and end the war! Meeeehhhh......

Lulz. This guy be trolling. START THE BEAT! Zoom in now zoom out Scroll up now scroll down Backspace backspace Tell me what you gonna do now? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin'

But screwing up the entire war and knowing it's your fault is half the fun!

I gather up my zombies, train them in a real tight spot on the way to something someone needs, tell them it's clear, and circle the zombies around behind him. Hilarious, of not overly complex.

I... I read that 3 times, and it still doesn't make sense...

I did notice this quote: "Don't do it! Mommy!" Do you reckon that it was Sam's mum in pyramid first to test and then they put Sam in because she is a child and the machine need a childs imagination? So mayb the story will continue from the point that edward cant control the zombies as he's an adult? hmm He was controlling them on Moon.

He Wrote Beauty of Ahnihilation...