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Looking at this, and some other small bits of info found in coding, my guess is that each DLC will have a texture pack. Looking at this per-apocalyptic Town, and the undamaged bus driver skin, AND the texture for an untarnished bus, my guess is that the DLC will have a texture pack that allows the option to make the maps appear pre-apocalyptic. As a matter of fact I believe this full-heartedly.

Nice find! WOO HOO! ...but BAH, I need to stop giving in to these spoilers. (Guilty ) Speaking of which you might want to edit in a spoiler alert into the thread title or something. Some people are highly opposed to sifting through coding for information, and the title of this thread alone might spoil it for them a bit. Either way, that is one hell of a find sammich boy. Oh yeah, and WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

Pretty much what I was going to post. Lol they emphasize the pack a punch machine like it's the first time it shows up in BO2 zombies. I think they were accentuating the way in which the Pack-A-Punch and the Perks-A-Cola fall from the sky. They weren't going to do a scene for each of them. So out of the so-called "Magic Items", which is the most iconic? Is it Quick Revive? Or perhaps the PACK-A-PUNCH? Double tap. I love how when PAP comes, the CDC dudes are all "dafuq is dat?" "dafuq is dis?" "dafuq are you?" This was really great. Except for the fact that THE QUOTE IS A LIE, isn't it, mister Zielinski? Or should I call you GLaDOS?

*ahem* BOO!! I thought you knew better than that undead! As for the actual topic at hand, I have never gotten this message, but I haven't rage-quit once in black ops 2 yet. My cousin played my copy and rage quit just shy of a dozen times, so if I ever got the message he didn't tell me... I swear if my noob of a cousin gets me banned...

Nuclear winter + demolished L.A. 2025 = ??? Remember how the surprise trailer featured zombies in a destroyed LA 2025? It didn't make any sense, did it? Then a user found a chalk outline gun in the trailer, and it became very suspicious. THIS particular picture is unconfirmed as of now, but I don't doubt a future aftermath style map.

So you're telling me... If I revive while standing it ensures a quick getaway, but leaves you vulnerable to getting knifed. If I revive while crouching I can still get knifed, and have a slowed down getaway. If I revive while prone I am immune to knives but they can choose to simply kill me instantly. GERD DERMET TRERERCH!! Just joking. Of course it doesn't matter if you ne'er go down and clutch it like a BAU5. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H8OxKx6zKkQ

Firstly, let me just say WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE! More on topic, now that I think about it this could definitely be used as an actual conquering strategy! Thanks for the heads up! Imagine two downed enemies getting revived by a prone teammate simultaneously. One of your friends makes the ultimate sacrifice and takes them both down. WOO HOO YOU WIN! That sounds AWESOME. Talk about taking one for the team!

Executioner dual wield. Sweet Electric Jesus, why did I never think of this??? I used to wreck house in Black Ops with my Python dual wield, so I really need to give this a shot. It is a legitimately good class, with the only drawback being the painfully short range. I might go as far as to sacrifice a perk for secondary gunfighter and long barrel. You can really see the difference with that. Standing on the inside stairs in a house in nuketown and firing towards the **** please report this topic, post **** with regular dual-wield executioners requires several baste due to the range. But with long barrel, a shot from each simultaneously means a good double kill easily. Also by the way, in black ops the pythons were one of the only secondaries I used. Now I use executioners mostly, but I'm experimenting with the full-auto one (pretty sure it's Kap 40) and I find that good as well. IMPORTANT QUESTION: which is faster melee, combat or ballistic knife??

One class I legitimately use often is... Executioner dual wield Combat knife Lightweight / Hardline Scavenger Extreme conditioning / (can't remember 5th perk lol) Semtex I use this every nuketown game and just rush into the buildings or objectives and decimate, regularly earning MULTIPLE dragonfires per game. Before I used scavenger I would resort to combat knife, which worked surprisingly well. Now with scavenger it removes the need to resort to melee at all. I think I might tweak this class and try for a knife only one though. This sounds fun!

And THAT is where I draw the line. I don't mean to start a war here, so take my word for it when I say this will be my only reply. Dude, just come on. Regardless of whether or not the claims you made about Their posts (which I personally believe are not true) you have no right to straight up insult someone, calling their posts "S$&@y" and pointless. Sam had a good point though, and there's no need to insult them for it BEFORE you give a proper explanation. Believe me, I agreed with Sam entirely prior to reading your post. Now that I understand, I see what you mean, but prior to you explaining it, none of us can be blamed for our ignorance. It's not your fault either. Look, my point is this is a forum of intellectuals, and if you choose not to see both sides of an issue (or something you choose to turn into an issue) nothing good will come from it. Stay professional. Stay classy. As for the actual topic at hand, from a non-subjective viewpoint I doubt anyone will help you. Sorry but it's the sad truth.

"Reznov is dead, or is he dead, there was no body, not what he says he is." I'm pretty sure he's alive... Anyone remember this?

I now play chaos almost exclusively, because I am a heavy SMG user (going for diamond). Anyway I really like standoff, hijacked, cargo, and express. Those are my favorites by far.

The difference between you and I? I make this suit look Gooood. I successfully blocked 3 people in a row off from getting their box gun by knifing them off the balcony and blocking the stairs. Then later one tried to block the stairs for me so I jumped and landed on him and we both downed!

The thing about the original double-tap is that people used to say "all it does is make you run out of ammo faster!" however, it also kills them proportionately faster. One way to think of it is "why do I use rapid fire on my SMG in multiplayer?" there you go. Usually I get jugg and revive in co-op, and save the last two for whatever other I want. However in BOII I ALWAYS prioritize DTII next. It's really awesome.

I am CIA in grief. I am in the revive room on town. A CDC guy is trying to keep me from jumping off the ledge by blocking it. A horde runs up the stairs and I now most of them down. The guy gets trapped by 2 zombs and gets hit 4-5 times, undoubtedly with red screen. For some reason I killed them and saved him. Then I sprinted up and stabbed him out of the window "THIS IS SPARTA!" style, where the fall damage itself dropped his ass right down. I love grief X 9001.

I'd say it's more like a far better version of the China Lake than the Grim Reaper. Hence why it's in the box. This has made me curious though. Why was the Death Machine power-up not included? It would've been perfect on Green Run, well Tranzit in general because of the 48 zombies thing.. No fire sale either! It might've because those were sam's signature... They appear in nuketown you know. Maybe he will give us new presents over time like Sam with perks and death machines. They didn't include any fancy power ups on kino so it makes sense that there wouldn't be any in green run. I expect we will see more by the first DLC, perhaps even the death machine, or richtofen's substitute for it, whatever that may be.

So full of yes. Naturally it would have only 200 ammo perhaps. After all, 999 bullets in a gun that takes three shots to kill on round 30 is a bit OP. this is nice and balanced!vi can totally see this! But once you upgrade it... SUPER-MEGA-MONSTER-DEATH-MACHINE!! What about grim reapers then?

Fraternization with known cult members can be highly dangerous! I advise you to keep your eyes peeled for any more suspicious activity until I can report back to you after my upcoming expedition. Once I have scouted our their new base I will be able to tell you with 100% certainty whether or not you are in any immediate danger. Just stay careful out there. Who knows how many of them are lurking in the fog... Waiting... And crying into the mic because of the denzien on their head

+1 CIA LIKE A BAWZ

The dude is way off...ranking is not simply KD. Oh hey it's slippery Jim. First Sportzhawk now this gai. Anyway, what's your theory then? I don't believe that these are entirely true. I do not have any theory about it though. That is the point of this thread! We don't know and have an infinite number of formulas to test. We all have literally no idea.

Yeah it's a joke. Don't worry though; I'm not going to harass you! I don't bite. The mystery box cult is an analogy for people who are bad at the game. Notice how I mention "prayer circles?" that is a reference to how when you open up to the room with the box they all disregard the rest of the game and just gather around it. The idea of perks and strategies being "false prophets" show that they prioritize simply using the box repeatedly over any more important thing like perks or strategies. Get it? It's just a bunch of jokes, inspired by Tankeo Dempsaki Killstardo Abominate Mr.What's-his-face and his old jokes on this one thread.

My top advice (for town mostly) is to go off and run your own train away from people. Do your own thing. The more people are near you, the more likely you will be grief'd in some way. If you have a decent train naturally point theft will be an issue. If you see someone stealing your kills, sprint towards them and hand off your train and unload on them. It will effectively make at least 10 zombies target them while they ate continually stunned and blinded and such. The basic tactics of laying down to revive, or knifing those who don't lay down. Throw meat or monkeys on downed players Spam the mystery box with grenades. While the other team are within range of the "press R to throw back" button, you can't grab your gun from the box until it detonated. So if you carefully time and throw all four grenades you can stop them from picking up their gun. Make them rage quit. Communicate with your team here. Get everyone to follow around and kinds one person for the entire game until they die / quit. Pick new target. Repeat. Mustang and Sally are a must. 97% of players trade out the pistols. Since there is no raygun, mustang and Sally are the best weapon by far. It gives you quite the leg up. Specific places to trap in corners are next to juggernog (either side) next to revive, net to double tap, the little room near double tap, any booth in the bank, near stamin up. Regardless of whether or not you have reloaded or whatever, grab all power ups immediately. If the other team gets it it doesn't do anything for you. Prioritize getting a max ammo minus one magazine over taking too long to reload and watching the other team get it. If you see a power up shoot every enemy player in sight too. Basically troll as hard as you can.

Wh-where am I? I just woke up in front of my computer... I must have passed out or something. I wonder why? *looks up at video on screen* *faints on keyboard* fjirswfckucsd kinnkyxesghbkuc

+ 1 brains. You took what I said, shortened it, and made it make more sense. Well done! Whatever. I'm tired. I mean no hate whatsoever against Triple ex. This is not the first time a member or several members had different views on a subject than others. Its just my opinion. And we all know how reliable the opinion of a drowsy schpleen-hungry fool can be.

Psssst... Why Is this in the tranzit section by the way? :?