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i figured the least. feel free to lock the thread... but if we keep it open, can we talk about how rad it would be to have an underground network under nuketown? or how insane the idea of having a multiplayer map that you start out playing multiplayer then you go underground and it's zombies ( )? I like the idea of a massive underground bunker system and I don't doubt that there is something like that present in the actual Map. It makes sense front logical perspective, and a gameplay perspective. It's too damn bad I won't effing get it since the hardened edition ran out less than a week before I went to get it. :evil:

I don't really know what the hell I was thinking posting that and I apologize deeply to anybody I may have offended in the slightest. It was ignorant and rude of me and I can't express enough how much I regret posting that, regardless of whether or not I removed it. On topic, I think we can all agree that this info holds no truth whatsoever. I mean, "you go underground and it's zombies but above ground is multiplayer!" yeeeeaaah.....,, no.

At least we know that stuff isn't true!! Where would we all be now if there was no backstory? Not here, for sure!!

I know that's the million dollar question - CAN anyone really be THAT confused? Well put dunbarian. This is probably a case of someone hearing a bunch of rumors and assuming that they ate all true. For example, loads of people *coughdumbassescough* used to always say "it's been confirmed by treyarch that Paris is going to be in a secret map pack for black ops." and stuff like that. This is probably one of those people *coughidiotscough*.

When does the narwhal bacon?? Welcome to the site! You should check out the hangman thread in the forum games section. It's really fun and we are kinda short on consistent players at the moment. It would be highly appreciated.

It's cool dude, I didn't do a proper intro until after about a month or more I've seen you around a bit already. Welcome to the jungle bro.

Or an ammo quote. Or An obscenely excessive number of quotes that break the fourth wall. I can see it now; Dempsey looking like an old grandfather, telling a young girl sitting on his knee about how he slaughtered freak-meat-bag-sackers on the moon for a living, and how back in his day you could get a gun for only five hundred points, and other stereotypical grandfather stuff.

I WANT TO PLAY IT NOW TREYARCH!!!! I am pretty damn pumped. Barely more than a week away. Plus, I haven't looked at any of the gameplay leaks or spoilers or whatever, so I am really achin' for some bacon if you know what I mean. I just won't be able to wait until the final day... BUT I MUST!! If only...

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

If you haven't already, check out this thread. The new guy points out a HUGE zombies hint hidden in the trailer. viewtopic.php?f=100&t=24852

When I first saw the surprise trailer I thought "treyarch usually have a reason for everything. Every pixel has a meaning. So why would they show zombies in a place that is obviously LA in 2025 unless they had a reason for being there?" to me this looks like confirmation that tranzit (or some other zombie map) will take place in LA 2025. This is truly an amazing find!!

Hey, good job! ...but try not to post "like comment and subscribe" on the site. This isn't a site for self-advertisement. Don't mean to sound mean but rules are rules.

I was really just joking about the raygun thing. don't take anything I say to heart. As for the grammar thing, whatever. In all seriousness, apart from grammar nazis, who really cares? Sorry I came off as a little snobbish there in that first post. And as for the nickname, I wont be calling you that anymore; it just seems demeaning and childish to call any respectable colleague that now, especially one of the female persuasion. :cry:

Come on guys! Isn't it OBVIOUSLY Just a secret message from treyarch that nyan cat is a secret character? Duhh!! Just joking. Is it sad that I've never played pitfall? :?

THE TEABAG OF LIIIFFEEE!!!!

V01-C4N0 This weapon is basically a flamethrower once it has entered über-beast mode. It appears to be roughly cut from a dark black stone. Firing it causes a blast of lava to erupt from the end. The lava incinerates zombies, leaving behind nothing but naked skeletons. The blast has a radius as big as that of a winter's fury, but it is a one hit kill forever. You only fire one shot between reloads, and reload slowly. This gun is a simple polar opposite to the winters howl. Upgraded it becomes the PYRO CL4S71C-FL0W. It now fires a burst of red and black, consisted of lava and ashes. It has upgraded ammo and a dramatically increased range. This upgraded form is basically its unupgraded form after an illicit encounter with a zeuscannon.

First things first; welcome to CoDz!! My input on your idea is this: Ascension was based on launch, but it was not a copy of it. It featured similar textures, atmosphere, features, etc., but no specific area was copied. This is for gameplay purposes. For similar reasons nuketown zombies will probably just share the same theme and features, not an identical layout. For example, how the heck are zombies supposed to get you of you are camping on a balcony? If you are correct though, they will still have to make minor tweaks to prevent the gameplay failures like the one I mentioned above. Edit: zombies incidentally have superman leg strength and can jump dozens of feet, so a balcony wouldn't be much of an issue, but you can still get my point.

Right before the line "zombies! Groovy!" you see a zombie walk into the car and roll off like a clumsy fool / bad actor. Either way I laughed!! This is pretty damn epic.

Quick question: What the HELL is up with the zombie on the screen at the bottom left? With goggles or something and an obscenely disfigured face?? Has this been shown before? Did I just miss something? Or do we need to pick over the image and scavenge for clues? Someone let me know; I feel confused. :mrgreen:

Wouldn't you want to show off your round number in screenshots and gameplay? I think it just doesn't have rounds personally. Maybe there is no evidence to support it, but I could have sworn there was...

When you think about it, every COD game has had one very small map as a sort of signature. Rust, dome, nuketown, etc. and nearly ALL of them are my favorite map for their respective games. I really don't see any way I could be disappointed with this. Actually in black ops my favorite map was a 3 way tie between nuketown, summit, and firing range, but you get the idea. :D

That's a great idea, but the main problem this thread is facing is that TRANZIT HAS NO ROUNDS!! This has been confirmed through interviews and gameplay. Sooooo, normally you respawn at the beginning of a round when you bleed out. What will happen in tranzit? Will you just respawn at a bus station IMMEDIATELY?? Will you be forced to wait a few minutes? As I said before, my theory for a tombstone is that it is basically a zombies tactical insertion, so naturally you would respawn at it. However, that doesn't account for what happens when you respawn WITHOUT a tombstone, or for how long you would stay "Dead" before respawning. Just throwing that out there.

Rrrrrring!! Rrrrrrring!! Answer your phone! NYAOAOWW!! That kills me!! Richtofen is hilarious--but I don't need to tell you guys that. :mrgreen:

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Agreed. The internet ruined the ending of Max payne 3 for me and the beginning of the 7th season of Dexter. YOU WILL NOT SPOIL BLACK OPS II :evil: (read that with woods' voice :3) You can't spoil ME!!