Electric Jesus

Well yeah, hence the "just kidding." Come on, it even had mister green on it! How much clearer could I have been that I was joking?

The guy above your post... The guy above your post... The guy above your post... The guy above your post... DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM? Just kidding! But yeah go ahead and lock it if you must.

Somee one made a thread on that! Check it out there.

@monsterbasher BUMP

I made a Thread on this a while back. I'll bump it for you.

HEEEEEEYYYY SEXY LADY! O-O-O-O OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! I hear Xp has some experience with gangnam style :lol:

Hmm... Why do I feel like I posted an identical topic 2 days ago? That's wierd... But seriously, all of the above. I wanna see: Characters Loads of gameplay Maybe some treyarch commentary Utilities, traps, GUNS! Definitely new bosses! Glimpse of wunder weapons YYYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

+brains You've got it right too jimirmixes. Also I didn't like that in zombie labs they showed exactly what the wave gun did. It kinda spoiled it. I said this somewhere else, but if they show anything about wonder weapons it should only be a glimpse of the gun itself, and not it's name or what it does. we could be like "the gun is a cylinder... It's black.., it's pretty big... DAMNIT TREYARCH WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?" That's pretty much what we do now anyway. :mrgreen:

Hey guys, electric Jesus here. You probably know me here already, but I have only been here for a little over a month. I just noticed that I never really introduced myself; I just sort of slipped into the crowd. I wanted to wait until I reached a post milestone before making this, so I thought "why not 300?" Anyway, I live on the east coast of the united states of America. I have phenomenal Internet connection to USA and Europe so hit me up if you want a game. I have a PS3. I'm not a pro at zombies but I am generally good. I rarely play to high rounds just because it is boring. I prefer personal challenges, Easter egg attempts, and generally having fun with it. I plan on making it to round 30 on all maps. So far I've done it with all black ops maps, but only der reise and shi no Numa for classics. My greatest strength in zombies is acting quickly. In intense circumstances, I'm your man! That's why all my friends make me the medic in zombies. Monkeys, crossbows, ballistic knives, and the VR-11 will stalk me to the grave. :shock: My greatest weakness is probably lack of patience. If someone needs to use a mystery box im fine, but If they just D$ around while I'm waiting for them to teleport I get a little edgy. Not too much that I freak out, but enough that I lose focus. Anyway I look forward to playing with any of you PS3 users here. Drop me a PM if you want to play some zombs on any map; I have them all. I'm usually only available on weekends though... :cry: Peace, and long live free Baltimore.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=im6XwrNjek4 Check out this video by tmartn. It is just him showing the trailer. He doesn't speculate about anything. However he slows it down at the end. Look on the left side near the end. You can see a small blue light glowing in the crowd of zombies. It is seen at about 1:13. Notice how other zombies around it are lit up from the light? The zombie clinging to the bus is much closer to our perspective and his eyes aren't nearly as bright as that light. No way it is just eyes. Also why would they be looking towards the camera? It has to be something that emits blue light from all sides. What fits that description? Hmm... I think it could be either an electrified zombie or whatever it is that electrifies them. Maybe the sounds that were released, Asnorkel's posts about hitting a power switch, and this, all point to an electrical boss. Or maybe it's just wishful thinking. Discuss.

Ask yourselves this: what human has the ability to calmly say "welcome aboard and have a nice day!" (or whatever it is) mere hours after their face was burnt off?? Also why would they be all chill and just driving a bus around? The richtofen idea is possible but unlikely. One thing I would like to point out: As you can see when it shows the bus in the overhead view, the bus is set into an indentation in the ground. This way is can only follow one path. From a logical standpoint, why would a guy be driving on a set path forever? Why not use a robot or a computer? The bus is obviously on a set course probably run by an internal timer. The driver is just to add that Samantha-esque horror effect. Y'know, something overly innocent (happy smiley robo guy) in a horrible disgusting apocalyptic situation.

I think that tweet was posted alongside the attack sound effect. I always thought the implication was that the new boss hinted at by the sounds has an attack like napalm zombies. It's attack is so devastating that if you hear or see it attacking you it is already too late. You are DEAD! *dramatic music* I will stand by the idea that this is a boss zombie in the sounds. It seems the most likely to me.

If we look at the names of the sounds, they tell a sort of story when tied in with Asnorkel. Power Activating the power unwittingly causes him to activate "It." Attack "It" attacks, using the power it harnessed from the breaker switch's activation. Death "it" is defeated. It lets out a horrible clicking electronic whine. But it's not over yet... Seems to me like the power was killed in order to prevent "it" from breaking loose. Apart from the initial threat "it" poses it seems like they tried to incapacitate "it" to prevent it from worsening the outbreak of zombies. How could it do this? As we saw from George Romero, electricity strengthens and speeds up zombies. Obviously stripping "it" of it's power will slow the progression of the outbreak. But flipping that switch is all part of the game, isn't it? It also seems to me like when "it" dies it de-activated the power. You can choose to hit the switch again and have it return, or you can survive as long as possible with no power. This all begs the question: what is "it?" It seems to me like a cyborg or something like George. However Only time will tell.

ELECTRIC JESUS'S VENGEANCE IS UPON US! But seriously. With regards to xXExpertcoahXx and ye almighty #46... I think an electrical cyborg zombie along the lines of George. Maybe It could electrify other zombie's like George. It might not attack you like he does, but if you shoot it... Or yes, maybe an electrical slenderman. :lol:

How many times do I have to say CYBORG ZOMBIES! Ive been saying it for a month. this supports that idea.

That's what I thought actually. In the trailer at first it's like Creeping along at like 1mph. The zombies ARE faster than the bus but why should that be a surprise? Not saying much seeing how slow it is. Reminds me of a joke. Scientists discovered a type of antelope that can jump higher than the average house. This is likely due to the antelopes powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. Scientists discovered a type of zombie that runs faster than the average bus! Of course thee is only one bus, and it's so slow it BARELY MOVES! I see no difference here

Really? I was looking forward to the strike force missions and the score streak discussion! Just joking. But seriously, game modes are high on my list of stuff I want. I heard about some ideas that sounded really great. One that stuck out was: 2 teams ride a bus around. They each have their own bus. One driver who shoots like you do on the motorcycles in campaign, and 3 who run around defending the windows. When the bus receives a certain amount of damage but breaks down and you must defend outside while repairing it. First bus on the finish line wins! Crimson zombie posted that but I freaking loved it. Well, except for the whole "one player driving" thing. Anyway my top 5 things to see are 1. CHARACTERS! 2. 4z4 modes 3. Glimpse of perks and equipment/guns 4. Boss zombie enemy (Avogadro anyone? Coah?) 5. GAMEPLAY GAMEPLAY GAMEPLAY!!!!!

Favorite Map Probably der reise. It was awesome compared to the other WaW maps. Also kino was good, but from ascension onward they got all gimmicky and dumb. Least Favorite Map Probably shangri la. I don't dislike ANY map, but I like this the least. After cotd I started to miss round based bosses and hoped to see them here. Disappointed. I wanted it to get dark and scary again. Disappointed. I wanted a huge new map with loads to discover. Thoroughly disappointed. Best Part of Black Ops The little things. Wager matches, zombie additions, killstreaks, cod points and CaC systems, et cetera. Best Designed Map Probably der reise. It's combo of spacious labs to tight corridors and the general placement of stuff was epic. Most Fun with Drunk Friends What are these "friends" you guys keep going on about? What are they? Favorite Challenges The collector The PaP collector Acquire waffle weapons Funniest Moment NOTE: I have a severe case of gamer-AIDS. My doc says its pretty serious. I was playing kino with my cousin. I got double hit through a window on like round 4. He ran around joking because there was only a crawler left. I kept saying "stop fooling around and get me!" he kept starting to revive me and then saying stuff like "sorry I'm overwhelmed by all these zombo's!" then he finally decided to get me. When he was about 2 feet from me I died. He ended up in the hospital due to a broken nose, caused by a PS3 remote to the face. Most Annoying Boss Astro-C*** S***ing mother ****er! I always run through a door in the bio dome only to have him on the other side. I scream RASHABLOOERMAGHERDHALPAAA!!!! Then ZAP! No jug, critical health. Then I'm all F*** you you astro-C*** S***ing mother F***er! Eat S*** and die! Creepiest Place Dead ops. I'm joking. Verrückt for sure.

In order to convey my opinion on the whole Tankeo thing I most quote a wiser man than myself: "I may not agree with his opinion, but I will defend to the death his right to it." The "No." post was funny; it might not contribute to the topic much, but it was just a joke. I could just as easily say that berrating him for it here is irrelevant and should have been in private messages from the mod who removed the post. I do realize the irony of me posting this here, but I felt it needed to be said. :D

I wish Easter eggs could be completed in solo. This way tou don't need to happen across a group of coherent ransoms to do it. Maybe instead of getting infinite 8 perks (or however many it is) you could get the usual bonuses (trophy and what not) and a wonderweapon like the dg-2. This way it's slightly less rewarding than in co-op but still rewarding. The thing that bothers me the most is how hard it is to get the achievements for them. A wonder waffle with limited ammo isn't all that great compared to infinite Max perks.

Omg carbon! OMG ALPHA! BBBRRRRAARRRRRRGGGHH **pisses pants** **cries** **foaming mouth** **explodes** BLUH... Good job on the preview though. *thud*

I think we will be seeing our four heroes, with Sam instead of richtofen. The voice at the beginning might have been the robo bus driver saying "we're here" or "we have arrived at our destination" or something.

*arrests you* MY SHOTGUN! :twisted:

I feel certain RE or someone else said the map is called TRANZIT. They must have, since I can't remember where I got that name from :mrgreen:

Yeah i agree. I just couldn't get over the idea of jack sparrow committing genocide... LOL