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That analogy about pirates was amazing. Also "the lesser of three evils"? I O U BRAINS! Maybe Sam and richtofen team up and try to kill the veil ya or aliens or the zombies themselves altogether? I want Ed to be good-ish again! I'm bummed that he probably won't be in tranzit.

^^^ Yeah she is. However she sounded approx. 47918385839192948882939 times more awesome on der reise than moon. Her quotes are funny but her voice just left me a bit disappointed since I thought it would sound just like der reise. Still she was cool. I still wish we had richtofen though... :cry:

H usually tank breaches the 4th wall and adresses players and treyarch but I made that up in like 5 seconds. Also I haven't played as Sam yet so I haven't gotten the feel for her yet. Oh my god that sounds wrong.

Also This idea is VERY farfetch'd, but I guess it could work. If the bus had a flux capacitor, it could drive 88 mph and then TELEPORT instead of time travel. It makes sense. What American city has farms, desert, and dense urban areas within walking distance of each other? Maybe you "jump" between new jersey, Nevada, and Iowa for example? The bus acts as a sort of vulnerable yet mobile teleporter. Again I doubt it but it seems vaguely possible. And as I said dun, Hanford was one of the earliest map theories I came up with so I don't doubt it. Just adding food for thought. And flame, nice idea! That seems just as likely. Oh yeah, I totally thought it was Hanford before it was cool. New jersey is so mainstream. JK

One thing I noticed by the way. Zombies have scrubs on or some kind of hospital-esque gowns. My two cents on this is that it is NOT located near verrückt. The robot bus guy has no accent and speaks English so it is most certainly in America. My idea is that it's like five and ascension. Zombies with different looks spawn from certain areas. As this is a large town there will be loads of zombie looks. In case you don't get it, I think that for example... Police zombies spawn from police station Doctor/patients spawn from a hospital Farmer zombies from (you guessed it) farm You get it. They are all exactly the same apart from appearance. That's my guess for what is up with patient zombies.

I want it it to be more through radios and quotes. The Easter eggs were just too damn obtrusive. It's like the point of the map is to beat the Easter egg, not actually play the game normally. Damn. "looks like maxis's missiles didn't work as well as he'd hoped; richtofen still seems to be pretty pissed at us." - tank, starting a match. " the doctor was good for something, da? This should be fun." -Nikolai, getting WW. "Their eyes... Look at their eyes. It is not over yet richtofen..." Takeo, upon first seeing zombies. "wow, really? I go from an alien pyramid on the moon to new jersey? Good job treyarch." -Sam, beginning of a match. These are made up quotes. See how they reveal bits of the plot, AND add to the atmosphere rather than taking from it? I need this!

Good point. However, with some trailers like kino and CotD, it showed the weapon fire for less than 0.5 seconds, so you're like "ok a blast that kills zombies... What?" as I said, a sneak peak, like a view of it coming out of the box and getting equipped/primed. Nothing is too spoiled. Honestly I hated that they showed exactly what the wave gun does in the zombie labs. The only real surprise there was the zap guns.

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=im6XwrNjek4 Here you go! There is like a 30 second intro but whatever.

Ok, so, with the upcoming trailer fast approaching, I have been thinking a lot on what it may reveal. So, what do YOU want to see in it? Do you want a live action moon style trailer? A WaW style trailer? A comical one like on shangri-la and call of the dead? Commentary? Pure gameplay? Discuss! I would like to see a WaW style trailer with commentary from treyarch explaining bits as we go along, but only If it is more than a minute or two long. Any shorter and I just want some gameplay. Some things I would like to be revealed, or that I think will be revealed: Map location Playable characters New weapons New utilities/loads of info on the bus New perks Boss(es) Easter egg song Wonder weapon sneak peek Clips of characters speaking 4z4 games This is a lot to ask for, but it is what we've seen in the previous trailers for the most part. What do you think? What do you all want to see, and how would you like for it to be presented? Discuss! "sir, they said they'd give us a zombies trailer when pigs fly!" "well, it looks like--" *le epic putting on of shades* "--swine flu." YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

UMm the teleporter and Wonder waffle were invented in the 30-40s. Why is a robot bus driver so hard to believe if it is anywhere from 40s to 80s?

Maybe no school for you wednesday. I'm pretty sure its like tosh hashana or yom kippur on wednesday. Just sayin.

Honestly I would give you brains for how you have it now punkrockzombie. Not only is it organized, but you have kept it updated to the best of your ability, which seems pretty damn good to me. Keep up the good work. The format is good like it is; I'm not picky. I.O.U. Some hardcore brainage!

I haven't the slightest clue what you're getting at... Are you saying you don't want the bus to be like the lunar landers or what? I confused. I mean I want it to be balanced. Lunar landers are only 250 and let you cross the entire map. I like the elevators on five more because it is cheap and easy to use, but it is risky. If a zombie or two get in you are screwed. I want the bus to be like that. Because if everyone has a machine gun and a few thousand points, if they each covered a window in the bus they would literally last in it forever. Infinite vroom vroom. It would take away from the rest of the map if It was pretty much the main focal point of the map. In order to clarify, I stay in the war room in five. I never camp in the elevator! I want it to be a utility but not dramatically alter people's strategies.

'Even though we are escalating into the future, do not fear. Our four heroes will still slay the undead with ye' ol' 70s-80s type weaponry. How does this apply to the actual Black Ops 2 time setting? Well, only time will tell. "Cyborg zombies? Now that's just stupid."-Nikolai --treyarch's R.E.

You know, for the moving while you aren't looking thing, that's something I pictured for the mannequins in Nuketown. Much creepier than a bus Yeah dun, what was it you said about the mannequins a while ago? "I would probably piss my pants and go cry the first time I played that" But seriously, that passive-aggressive stalking unseen terror like slender man is what I want to see. That would scare the crap out of me.

Oh yeah? Well you misspelled "Apocalypse!" WHAT NOW!? Just joking Pretty much nothing you said in that was offensive. It's all in good fun. I posted an Easter egg idea like a month ago where there are 8 fragments scattered around the map. Each player finds one and they insert it into a machine simultaneously. Then it creates a wonder weapon and transfers it to the box. Then it's up for grabs! This is like a fly trap only more rewarding. I want to see a new/old WW show up in a way similar to that.

I would REALLY hate it if the bus was more than just a utility. I want it to be like the big elevator on five mixed with a mine cart for example. You aren't totally safe, you use it to access a new area, and it helps with quick getaway. What I desperately dont want to see is every single strategy revolving around riding around forever in the bus, ignoring other features of the map. It seems like the kind of thing that people would get distracted by. They would be like OMG A BUS! VROOM VROOM! And meanwhile they have forsaken all perks guns and strategies for some "quality" vroom vroom time. NO. Just no.

I would like to see scavenger, or winter's howl on the new map(s). I mean I want new ones too, but those ate high on the list for ones to return. However I want the winter's howl to be different. On FIVE it is unfinished. Maybe we could get a finished more powerful version? Y'know, a version where on round 30 it doesn't take a full upgraded magazine? Just saiyan. To quote a certain drill instructor, "IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MOM'S ASS AND ENDED UP AS THE STAIN ON THE MATRESS! I THINK YOU WERE CHEATED!" That's how I feel about the winter's howl. The scavenger is excellent. No question about it. The wave gun was, frankly, the most overpowered bullshit to ever be created in the cod games. You have a thundergun with upgraded range, AND dual wield infinite damage ray guns, all in one weapon slot? I hope this never returns. Thunder gun was a bit OP, but that's not why I wouldn't like it to return. Aesthetically it isn't very cool, and it isn't a very creative idea. Viva la wunderwaffe dg-2! I want this or a next gen version like a tesla gun to return. Shrink ray was kinda fun but as was stated above it doesn't really fit a city. I LOVE THE VR-11! It is the first wonder gun since the ray gun to not simply kill many zombies at once! I love giving mah pals some insta kill ubercharge. Also it is my 2nd favorite medic weapon due to its monkey bomb like abilities. It is really something special. As for grenades, QED was fun, but I don't like the idea of hitting the box ten or more times to get something that can kill you as easily as it can save you. Monkeys are always cool. Dolls are ok but I prefer the others. Gersch devices are awesome. If these returned I would be happy as hell. So yeah, that's all I have to say... About that...

There has been talk about ranking in zombies lately. Honestly, I Would probably kamikaze treyarch with my car if they made leveling up give you advantages. JK I love you treyarch. But still, I think levels should solely reflect skill. If you got extra perk slots or ammo I would piss my pants and go cry in the corner. While we were off living our lives we would come home on the first day and all the 11 year olds would be like tenth prestige already. I could never live with that. The only XP comes from challenges. They are specific enough that no noob could complete them all by repeating the first 5 rounds, but simple enough that any legitimately skilled player could. Here are a load of ideas i came up with. NOTE: no prestiges! This level shows mostly skill! Anyone can prestige if they play long enough. This way you need skill to level up rather than just arbitrary kills and easy crap. Also there is no XP from just kills alone. That would be too damn easy! GENERAL GAMEPLAY Savior: revive ten players. Medic: revive 100 players. Surgeon: revive 250 players. Surgeon general: revive 500 players. Miracle Worker: revive one thousand players. Perk enthusiast: buy perks 8 times in a single match, Perk-a-holic: buy perks 12 times in a single match. Perk-addict: buy perks 20 times in a single match. Pack-rat: pack a punch five times in a single match. Pack-attack: pack a punch 8 times in one game. Pack-addict: pack a punch a dozen times in one match. POINTS Point enthusiast: posess 10,000 points at one time. Point collector: posess 17,500 points at one time. Point hoarder: posess 25,000 points at one time. Point Dominator: posess 50,000 points at one time. PERK-A-COLAS Juggernaut: recover from 25 red screens while using juggernog. Jugger-king: recover from 50 red screens while using juggernog. Jugger-god: recover from 100 red screens while using Jugger nog. Speed-pro: get 25 separate kills immediately after being hit while reloading. Speed-king: get 50 separate kills immediately after being hit while reloading. Speed-demon: get 100 separate kills immediately after being hit whie reloading. Double-tapper: get 20 kills within ten seconds whie using an automatic with double tap. Double-tap assassin: get 35 kills within ten seconds while using an automatic with double tap. Double-tap master: kill 48 zombies in ten seconds while using an automatic with double tap. Stamin-upper: run past and take no damage from a group of 20 or more zombies in 5 seconds. Stamin-ater: run past and dodge a group of 35 zombies and take no damage in 5 seconds. Stamin-up deity: run past 48 zombies in five seconds taking no damage. Flopper: get 100 kills by flopping with phd flopper. Dive-bomber: get 250 kills by flopping with phd flopper. B-52 annihilator: get 500 kills by flopping with phd flopper. Deadshot marksman: get 100 headshots in a single game with deadshot daiquiri. Deadshot Sniper: get 200 headshots in one game with deadshot daiquiri. Deadshot Decimator: get 300 headshots in a single game with deadshot daiquiri. El burrito: acquire 3 pack-a-punched weapons at once. El Burro: acquire 3 different pack-a-punched weapons TWICE in one game. El burro magnifico!: acquire 3 different pack a punch weapons THRICE in one game. MISC. Backstabber: kill 100 zombies who are targeting another player. Carpenter: repair one thousand boards. Foot Fetishist: make 500 crawlers. Collector: buy all weapons from walls in a single game. Antique enthusiast: collect every single gun in one game. Terrorist: kill 100 zombies by blowing up oil or cars. Smooth Tranzition: drive along every road in one game. Just like ol' times: return to nuketown, post-apocalypse. 4Z4 GAMES EDIT: I originally included specific challenges here for game modes that have incidentally been proven false. However, whatever the 4z4 modes end up being, I imagine that there would be simple challenges for them such as winning a certain number of rounds of each. there could be hundreds more, but these were just some I thought up. My goal was to make them tricky enough that simply playing over and over and over again without altering gameplay can't get you some of the more advanced ones. If there were a ranking system like THIS, I would enjoy the challenge of it! What do you think of this idea and the challenges I posted?

I have supported Hanford site theory in the past so it seems likely to me. I guess nuketown does too. I could imagine that the green run, which I believe took place there, could be linked to zombies. Y'know, that old theory that EVERY ACIENTIST WHO HAS EVER LIVED IS SECRETLY WORKING WITH 115! But seriously, I kinds thought it might come up. Maybe not as a map but referenced through radios or something. As for the map itself, if it IS Hanford, AAAAAWWWW YYYEEEAAA!!! Imagine loads of new perks, guns, equipment, on a map that has the outdoor terror of shi no nuns, and the close quarters horror of verruckt! Farm land on one side for your trains, facility on another for all of your camping CQB pwnage. I think this has the potential to be the best map yet, Btw I enhanced the image and it looks like 2 zombie Arms sticking out of the ground at the bottom right like it is spawning from a dirt patch.

^^^ now THAT is a good point. if you can kill soneone with a sight, fmj, and rapid fire faster than they can kill you, you have earned their gun. Plus it only lasts one life so it isn't much of an issue. IOU brains Tankeo!

WEll I was thinking, I don't know about a zombies campaign being real. As Tankeo says, the maps are the campaign. But if they did make a campaign, could these be difficulty level icons? Like instead of Recruit regular Hardened Veteran There could be Spare Brains Soldier Zombie slayer Undead annihilator Or something like that. I doubt it, but it's food for thought! Btw: we've seen 3 maps out of ten in the recap images thingy. So 7 more, one per day, ends on next Tuesday. TUESDAY! Maybe a trailer or reveal then?

W that you mention it I feel 100% sure this is in the biodome! I think if this if from the perspective of a player, I know exactly where they are standing. The main thing that made me think biodome was the door you pointed out. Good job! IOU brains!