CajunBacon

I will abuse the mess out of all of the content on BO2!

I love this idea to the fullest

now i see why you're electric jesus

I only have one thing that I truly hate and that's when randoms try to teach you how to play the game. It is annoying

thanks for the feedback. I'll make sure to use lighter colors for the next chapters. p.s. I'm a huge fan of your stories on these forums

i love that idea and I liked it in the custom zombies maps. heres my idea, they could just have more songs on the map like they did moon i believe? i don't really know.

Heres chapter 2 enjoy! -Bacon Chapter 2 The sun was beaming though the little windows of the hardware store. Devin was just sitting on the floor next to some ply wood, and electric drills. He rubbed the top of his head feeling his black bushy hair. He liked his hair; he had a short type of afro. He used to always keep it nice and tidy. He looked around the little hardware store and then at his arms. He had brown skin. His skin wasn’t really dark but around the color of the inside of a chocolate cake. Devin stood up and noticed a little window. It had little bars covering it, and a little stool next to it. Devin got up and walked to the window and sat down on the stool thinking of his next move. “If I could get back over to my house, I’d be able to get to granny’s car and drive to the bridge.” He said to himself, quietly. He was fairly close to where his house was. Right now he’s by St. Charles and his house is a few blocks away on Touro. It sounded like an easy task but it wasn’t. As Devin looked out of a window a shady figure was right looking dead at him. It was a god damn zombie! Devin jumped back and watched as this undead shit attempt to get through the barred up window. It was just screaming and wiggling its arms around through the openings of the window. Devin looked around for something to shut this son of a bitch up. He found a hammer by the ply wood he was sitting by and aimed at the zombies head. He concentrated for a few good seconds and then flung the hammer towards the zombie. The hammer successfully penetrated the zombies head with the sharp end. The undead creature slumped on the window with the hammer still lodged in its skull. Devin noticed blood running down the shaft of the hammer. He silently walked over to the now dead zombie and struggled to get the hammer from out of its head. As soon as he took it out he examined it and found little bloody chunks of rotten brain stuck to the edge of the hammer. “Dirty undead piece of sh*t.” Devin commented to himself disgustingly. It’s a good thing he found that hammer. If he had to use his pistol, then a whole horde of them would have probably came. He sat back down and an entire galaxy of thoughts started to float around in his head. “How did everything come to this?” He asked himself. His only chance of ever leaving the city was crushed about two weeks ago.Radio transmissions were broadcasted throughout the city to any survivors. Anyone who was still alive was to come to the Super Dome so that the military would help protect them and airlift everybody out of this damn hell hole until it was all over and done with. He was so close to being free, but when he got there, it was too late. When he arrived, he witnessed something almost as brutal as these undead bastards taking over the city. The Super Dome was being attacked by zombies and that wasn’t even the worst part. The so called “military” were not only shooting the zombies, but they were also killing all of the survivors that were trying to escape on the planes. Soldiers were throwing them out of planes and shooting anybody who got close. Devin saw one soldier trying to get to the planes but he hit him across the back of his head with a nearby two by four. Devin took all of the supplies that were on the soldier. His guns, grenades, water, vest, hell, he even took his boots. After he was done scavenging everything of use off of the soldier, he looked over towards the Super Dome and saw dozens of helicopters now above the once football stadium. Devin left the area and watched the planes of those lying cowards fly away only to save themselves. No pity was shown to the now dead people of New Orleans. It really felt like him against the world. He could only trust himself but now he’s even starting to have second thoughts about that.Looking back at the window where he killed that zombie he noticed that it was still hanging on to the window. Devin slowly walked up to it and just stared at the now dead creature. Anger swelled up inside of him like a shaken soda can. “These things are mocking me with their being here.” He said to the corpse. He grabbed its arm and pulled it so that the corpses head was leveled with his. Devin’s anger was about to explode. He Took hold of the hammer once again and started beating the head of the zombie. Screaming and swearing, and countlessly beating the insides of the head out. These things took everything important from him. His family, his life, even is train of thought, but mostly his sanity. He took one last swing at the now bloody dismembered face of the corpse ripping off more rotten meat. He then pushed the corpse away from him. He stumbled and then fell to the ground. He dropped the hammer in front of him and grabbed his head. It felt like a bomb went off inside of his skull. The pain was unbearable; millions of bombs were exploding in his head. He heard the screams of every living being all at once, he saw those undead bastards eating everybody.He couldn't breathe, The walls were closing in on him, and he had to escape. He grabbed his pistol, his bag with all of his supplies, and the hammer and burst out of the barricaded hardware store. He ran around the corner, and up the street until his legs started to hurt. He couldn't get any oxygen into his lungs, the pain was getting more unendurable, and the screams started to get louder. He couldn't take it anymore! He dropped to his knees and screamed at the world. "Get the f*ck out of my head!" He yelled. Still holding his head he got down on his side and waited for his head to burst open. All of a sudden all of the pain in his head just disappeared, his breathing became stable again and he could no longer hear the vociferous screams anymore. He stood back up and looked towards the direction from where he left the hardware store and then in front of him. His worst fear just became a reality as Devin was looking at an entire horde of zombies. His eyes widened at the sight of them as they began running towards him. Their vicious screams echoed throughout the entire city. As Devin ran he took out his pistol and started shooting towards the horde. He gotten a good distance away and turned around. He aimed down the sights of his pistol, aiming straight for their heads. One by one they were falling, red gunk and blood was flying everywhere as more zombies were coming. Devin kept shooting until he heard no more gun shots. He was out of bullets, and that wasn’t even the worst part. It didn’t even seem like he killed any of the zombies as they kept running towards him. Devin turned around and ran for his life.

Hey everybody CajunBacon here and i'm going to bring you bit by bit, chapters of a book I am now starting called, "A Farewell to Sanity" It's about a teenage boy named Devin who is all alone in a zombie apocalypse in his hometown of New Orleans, Louisiana. A whole lot of twists and surprises will come in this story and I hope you all enjoy this. Hopefully I'll be able to post a chapter every week or two, but i'll get it posted as ASAP. Without further of due here is "A Farewell to Sanity" Enjoy! -Cajun Note:The first chapter is the introduction. another note:After chapter 2 is published i'm gonna be gone for a little bit and I wont be able to post chapters but I will be on the forums. Chapter 1 The once live greasy streets of New Orleans now lay dead and silent. Ever since the outbreak, Devin’s very way of thinking has changed. He used to think about simpler things like school, video games and girls, you know, the average things. Now, he only thinks of survival, his family, and a way out of this hellish nightmare. It’s been months since he last had a happy thought floating through his mind, but now everything is dark, evil and cruel. Every day was a fight for his life. He’d always run into some trouble with the undead that has now risen. Devin used to believe in such things as god, and Jesus, but now all of it is nothing but a pile of bullshit to him. Where in the bible does it say that the living must fight the dead? He searched and searched day and night for countless hours but could never find the answer. Uncountable numbers of people had died right before his eyes, but they were the lucky ones. The ones who perished got to see the end of this nightmare while the damned lived and struggle every day just to live. Besides all of that, Devin finally caught a break and found a place to shelter himself in for a little while. It was a small hardware store not that bigger than the average McDonalds. He’s been staying there for what felt like three days. His only watch broke a month ago when he and his family were attacked by a couple of zombies. He seen his entire family get devoured by those undead bastards while he was trying to keep himself from following their fate. After that almost all emotion seemed to be gone from his soul. He felt nothing but pain take over his body and mind, leaving happiness and similar things to be consumed by the zombies. Every day since, he always looked at his nine millimeter pistol and always had the thought of putting an end to his struggle. All hope is gone, and all he has now is his knowledge of this now destroyed no-mans-land of a city and his conscious.

well i did'nt think this idea was worthy of this thread but hey, ima go for it! How about the ability of shooting while dolphin diving. think about it, you're on zombies with other guys you have the mustang & sally with phd flopper, you dive off of a fairly high window or something and shooting your mustang & sally killing zombies and making crawlers. then you finally finish them off with the explosion from phd flopper. hoe would this make the game any better you ask? i have no idea but it would kind of a cool thing to have don't you think?

Let me guess... Bacon? But seriously, I have always wanted this! It isn't a very dramatic change, but the little things are what make or break a game. Le epicness arose from the magical addition which was the almighty dolphin dive. Le epicness became badass with the addition of flopper. I have always wanted to have flopper, sprint and dive off of a cliff, decimate the zombies on the ground with my babies M&S, and finish with a bang from flopper. SSHHYYYEEEAAAASSHHAABABBLLOOOOYYEEEAHHAAAAAA!!!!!! i wish i had bacon :|, but if trhey would put this in the gam i would just have to much fun diving off tall places blasting zombies with M&S. im now starting to like this idea more and more everytime i think about it :D

one on of my biggest fears for BO2 are the double tap zombies. i mean come on, zombies can't hit you in .00000001 seconds :evil:

i think shooting while dolphin diving would be a good thing to put as part as an easter egg or an achievement or something. i dunno this just came to me while i was eating breakfast. :mrgreen:

i personally love the idea of a playercard for zombies. although the only thing i dont get is the sacrificial lamb title. like what would count for a sacrifice? anyways besides that interesting idea. bacon for you my friend :D

First of all, this is just made of pure awesomeness! second of all, i cant really put it in words right now so i'll do the second best thing: lifetime supply of bacon my friend!

Hey guys, CajunBacon here and I just thought of a dumb idea and decided to share it with my fellow zombie slayin bacon eating maniacs! So here it is: What if you could shoot certain guns will dolphin diving? (for example: pistols mainly, raygun, M&S, SMG's, winters howl) yeah it sounds pretty dumb huh? the reason i did'nt put this in the zombie suggestions thread is because i did'nt want to taint that amazing thread with this idea. The reason theres not a whole lot of explanation is because i really can't think of one. anyways tell me what you guys think, and also FREE BACON FOR EVERYONE!!!

sorry dude but this really isnt the post to be posting things like this. you could post this in the off topic section if you could but i dont think people would appreciate it if you were to just go to forums and ask for video games. but still i'll give you a healthy serving of interenet bacon enjoy :D

this is my trap idea. i forgot the name of it but it is simply a platform that when activated, it rises and crushes any zombies on it into the cieling, of course it would have to be very huge or it would only be a waste to only get 3-4 zombies with it.

This is truly a masterpiece. I have'nt read anything this good in a while. this may sound dumb and cliche but i actually felt like i was there. Bacon for life for you my friend

sorry but no. i havent started making any youtube videos yet :P

thanks guys and don't worry i'll just edit in some more things

Also did'nt Mark Lamia say that every zombie map in BO2 would be bigger than anyother map they've made so far? so I have no idea why people would even think that nuketown would be small

Hey everyone. I'm CajunBacon and i've heard alot about this forum and decided to try it out. I'm excited to be apart of this website and hopefully get to have a great discussions and have a great time. I have both a ps3 and 360 my XBL GT:CajunBacun and my ps3 GT:CajunBacon and if you add me please say you're from this site because i've had bad luck with random people adding me to troll me. anyways, I mostly play W@W zombies all the time because my black ops broke :cry: and i love zombie stories and i write them so i cant wait to share those with you guys. I'm also trying to make it in the music industry as a rapper and is trying to get support. Thanks for reading guys -let's all have some bacon :D