"Many thoughts and theories, but you may grow weary. This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. This thing all things devour. A ride, some corn, a house, a tower. Three eyes have I, all in a row. The rays all around me, they make me glow. When my red eye opens, all freeze. Once you figure it out, it'll be a breeze. Along with the flashing, comes some laughing. It comes from a distance, but don't doubt its existence. If behind the door is where you seek, all the ideas are far too weak. Oh my, Oh my, there's so many choices. Just maybe, just maybe, listen to the voices."
teories:
"this thing runs but cannot walk": the bus, it never goes slow(it always goes fast"running")
"this thing sings but never talks": it always says strange things like mount rushmore, HAARP, etc. but never says what they are
"this thing all things devour": it always tramples everything(devours)
"A ride some corn, a house, a tower":the bus, the corn field, Natch der untoten, the obelisk(pylon)
"three eyes have I, all in a row": the bulbs in the top of the obelisk or the bus lights
"the rays all around me all make me glow": the beams from the lamps makes it glow, or when you EMP the bus in town right below the traffic light the beams from the launfry roo will hit it and make it glow
"when my red eyes opens, all freeze":when he gets angry everyone gets scared?(T.E.D.D)
"once you figure it out it will be a breeze": when he gets angry he make you get out with "breeze"?
"along from the flashing comes some laughing":when you finish the EE richtofen laughs?
"it comes from a distance, but dont doubt its existence":no clue
"if behind the door is where you seek, all the ideas are far to weak": the door from natch needs to get open and free the ones there?
who knows, maybe there's an easter egg